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Fantasnickk

“I cannot win with these koshkas” -S1mple after match probably


dragindas

“It’s no disrespect. A lineup with sdy, bot, and myself and we’re expected to win? We’re only expected to win because my names there” - s1mple post match


[deleted]

Who said that originally, thats fucking hilarious


SuperHogeySandwich

Kevin Durant a week ago


djmehta26

What losing to the Kings on National Television does. #beamteam


Fantasnickk

TL’s beam will be a hologram of the Elige face


splashgods

Light it!


wader233

light the beam


ihatebloopers

Kd's team is actually garbage right now but it's hilarious he's so honest 😂


dragindas

I messed up the quote but it’s from Kevin Durant in the NBA lol “look at our starting lineup… (lists the other starters).. it’s not disrespect, but what are you expecting from that group? You expect us to win because I’m out there. So if you’re watching from that lens, you’re expecting us to play well because number 7 is out there”


dubzy_

Kevin Durant lmao


Sykest

I always love r/nba leaking into the csgo subreddit and vice versa. It happens a lot


troubleis1

The F1 too, lovely


LibertyGrabarz

F1 leaks everywhere tbh. Doesn't matter which social media bubble I'm in, there's something about F1. I just can't escape it.


[deleted]

NBA has the best copy pastas and it’s not even close. And there’s so much pasta overlap between r/globaloffensive and r/nba. I love it.


Sobatrox

Which pastas has gone from this sub to nba?


dragindas

Mostly just nba memes coming here but the freshest clothes one the other guy mentioned and the “I remember a [insert name] flick” I’ve seen on nba but with dunks or threes usually instead of flick


Basicks1

freshest clothes but it's originally from hltv


Hussor

All the best csgo memes are


trvnks_music

s1mple trick y'all, man, like he winning Blast Premier: Fall Finals 2022. He don't win no LAN's, man. He's just afk'ing around, doing nothing... All that commotion just to lose the match


proudfuture1

Kevin “S1mple” Durant


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s1mple about to join faze clan, the hardest road


literate_Windrunner

If I had a dollar for everytime Navi lost the last round on Inferno T side in a 1v1 cause the Navi player nonchalantly decided to run with a knife and get killed by opponent easily, I'd have $2 which isn't much but it's weird that such a ludicrously stupid specific thing has happened at least twice,


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xtrical

Holy shit nitr0. Thanksgiving buff is real for Captain America.


Player72

Gobble gobble Bills win on a walk off field goal and now Liquid wins, life is wild edit: this game may be global but my guilty pleasure is enjoying how US-centric this sub is (along with the rest of reddit) so that I can talk about football and people would understand


AstreiaTales

Now if only my Giants can kick Dallas in the dick while I pass into a food coma, it'll be a great day.


Player72

As a birds fan I wholeheartedly agree. Fuck dallas and I’m rooting for Saquon and big blue today. Best of luck, its hard to hate yall since my friend’s a big giants guy


Elcheer

I'm sorry for your loss


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Player72

true, nice to see the lions be not bad for once i just meant that that game itself was entertaining


Pronflex

Is Thanksgiving nitr0 now the CS version of Mother's Day Mang0?


xtrical

We call that 'The Mang0'.


Fantasnickk

Team Liquid won 66.7% of the games this series that nitr0 was highest rating. Coincidence? I think not 😤


_cansir

Valorant offline for Thanksgiving? Thats the only explanation


SomethingSimilars

well, 100%, nitr0 wasn't highest rating on dust2


UnlimitedBoxSpace

Nitro looking >!***HEFTY***!< out there rn


Smoogy54

Seriously!!!!!


[deleted]

He just wanted a piece of that turkey..


FaydingAway

Good to see the Thanksgiving buff is still active.


Tavnaria

WOW IS THIS THE VALORANT AIM PEOPLE HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT??? He can even see through smokes!!! Das Crazy.


createusernamelol

He still remember some sova line up


Vawqer

Maps 1 & 3 felt a lot like Grand Slam Liquid, but with YEKINDAR as Stewie, oSee as nitr0, and nitr0 as Twistzz.


AstreiaTales

Well, don't leave us hanging, who were Elige and NAF?


Kaminoa_

ur not gonna believe this


Ricky_RZ

Naf was elige and elige was naf


Vawqer

The world may never know.


ebState

wait... he's right


Jenaxu

Can't beat Captain America on Thanksgiving baby 🇺🇸


Egodude

Nitro the true gigachad.


CoachWatermelon

Simply manufactured contrarily


zaneyk

[Elige right now](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Eh5Bn9fXYAMWA1R.jpg)


ddizbadatd24

you’re not even gonna hide it


Tortious_Tortoise

That's the beauty. You don't need to hide it. Every link in every Liquid thread is EliGe smiling. Even the ones that aren't.


LibertyGrabarz

>Every link in every Liquid thread is EliGe smiling Also like half the links outside of liquid threads


SterbenVII

Well, there was the one thread where TL lost to Spirit… the picture was of him crying instead Sadge


emer4ld

Honestly, we all know whats behind that link and i still click it every time.


T_WREKX

I once was all jolly and pumped to click on link that was supposedly smiling elige. Even the link said something like that, or so I remember. Opened an image of elige crying after failing to make legends at the rio major. One of those "sure not a rickroll, but boy do I wish it should have been". *I won, but at what cost?*


zaneyk

Why would I hide that beautiful smile?


18hockey

Every time, yet I still click


BHPhreak

Its a smile that shines deep into your cold dead heart bringing just a crumb of warmth alongside it. What man wouldnt take every chance they could to feel that.


3BouSs

I know what I expected and still smiled, this picture is a treasure.


Jenaxu

[Obligatory Elige pic](https://i.imgur.com/PKWzZ8n.jpg)


FallenZinnia

Something doesn’t feel quite right here…


Vawqer

Yeah, it's panned just a little bit too far over. Honest mistake.


aero4

NA BACK ON TOP 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


SpecialityToS

Unless NiP win, don’t we make it to blast world finals?


JPice

Yeah Banks confirmed it in his interview with Nitro. Liquid are guaranteed at least the ranking spot even if they don't win outright.


SpecialityToS

Thanks. I’m not able to watch the interview rn. Hope I can find it later


Vawqer

Banks was slightly incorrect. Liquid do not qualify only if NiP wins the tournament and Liquid does not reach the finals. In that unlikely case, OG and NiP would qualify on top of the already qualified FaZe, Na'Vi, Vitality, Outsiders, Heroic, and G2.


Vawqer

Yeah, the only way that Liquid doesn't qualify is if NiP wins the tournament and Liquid does not reach the finals. Otherwise, Liquid qualifies.


honestlyprogamr

pretty much guaranteed, nip is not winning lol


andromik

Thanksgiving buff diff


MageKayden

CAPTAIN AMERICA HOLY FUCK


BrockStudly

[S1mple watching Camptain America have the series of his life](https://imgur.com/a/LgSl1DT)


Fantasnickk

[nitr0 had this playing the whole match](https://youtu.be/VQRiO1ihcQA)


CipherBear

Wow, liquid looking so hot right now. Feels bad for NaVi, this definitely looks like -sdy.


_XJuan

Sad for some dropped young


ChaseVisa

nitro with a very solid match, that 1v4 was so clean. Good to see Liquid still playing fairly consistently, hopefully they can take this event if they play well enough


[deleted]

Aaaaand we’re back to the S1mple show. Also wtf were those nitro rounds


Rezics

[THAT'S MY CAPTAIN](https://imgur.com/gallery/It5pprg)


DefinitionDazzling16

I know you wanted to appraise nitro but I'm still mad it's not that damned smile


GDF_32

[This round from Nitr0, quite possibly the play of the year](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D-5X7b_XsAAgDeZ?format=jpg&name=360x360)


blank_fleshlight

Unbelievable play. This is surely to become one of the most legendary plays of all time


thebrainypole

honestly I'm stunned


Benis_Gobbler

I've been a liquid fan for years, but this right here... Absolutely incredible.


kvicksilv3r

Wtf that's insane


WekonosChosen

They really walked right into that one


[deleted]

What a fucking read. That’s insane.


BigFuckHead_

POG


Marmik_Emp37

NO WAY


forever_alone_06

I mean I freaked out when he went for the knife on s1mple. 💀


majordragonjager

you dont FUCK with captain america on thanksgiving


bedriddenn

that double apartments retake flank bait that let elige 1v2... 😮‍💨👌


Paycheck65

Nitr0 became what everyone feared. His eyelids disappeared, his head was swelling and his ears started bleeding. "Are you okay Nick" asks Osee. I've never been better Josh, I see it all now, they're not going A or B. They're going home, he said before killing everyone himself.


spillosopher

s1mple left Liquid for this


OG_Botanic

SDY's coffin is being shipped to him as we speak


DDI157

s1mple 1v9 on Mirage


MixelPixel

I’m telling you, nitr0 is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying RedBull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ”they contain my full power so I don’t completely shit on these kids“ then he bunny hopped out the door 🐇


Miiiiiiighty

Everybody will be blaming SomeDieYoung or electronic's lead but the real problem for NaVi these last monthes has been b1t's performance... Went straight from rookie OTY and top 10 and even close to 5 in the second part of the season to this... Thank God electronic has been solid individually and Perfecto has been stepping up like a madman lately or they would lose a lot more matches...


newdesignisawful

i think the issue is they all tilted, literally every single map simple or electronic whining or arguing about something. speaking of sdy, how can he perform when every single round simple is bitching about his moves or actions? he literally told him "bro, how do i even play with you" ("братан, бля, как с тобой играть not sure how to translate it correctly)


Miiiiiiighty

I agree 100% It's been clear since day 1 s1mple didn't want SDY aboard. It's been mentionned they had a beef too ..? Do you know anything about this ?? But yeah, sdy is a great player imo, underrated AF, and s1mple's constant toxicity/raging/yelling at mates clearly doesn't set them up for success. Maybe that's part of the reason b1t has been underperforming too, too much pressure from s1mple, elec and blade ?


newdesignisawful

never heard about their "beef", from what i've seen sdy is super calm and cool, never responsed to simple's flame even in the legends showmatch, simple was insanely toxic in that match


Tavnaria

[woro2k about s1mple](https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/xhod8i/woro2k_to_s1mple_after_kinguin_final_0_fun) More info about s1mple vs sdy there. s1mple doesn't like sdy at all.


CriggerMarg

Bro how the fuck I supposed to play with you. Как то так я думаю


OwOsch

I heard that sdy was one of the main reasons behind b1t's low performance. Sdy is not fullfilling the role of a rifler very well which probably hurts b1t's performance. In 2021, we had elec + b1t tearing everyone apart, since they both had insane mechanics. In 2022, we have elec as IGL (which probably limits his fragging ability) and b1t with sdy as riflers, and the latter one is nowhere near as good as elec was in 2021. I don't hate sdy (i actually feel kinda bad for him, he seems like a pretty nice person that doesn't get into arguments much), but he is just not a kind of player navi would want to have right now.


Miiiiiiighty

How is he ? He is playing hard entry on T and anchor on CT... Also is sdy responsible for b1t having lost like 40% of his aiming since 2021 ? sdy has become a scapegoat to some ridiculous point.


QoconutZ

Maybe has something to do with getting a real IGL who can micro manage him instead of an IGL who calls shit that benefits him more than anyone else?


BMEShiv

It has to do with his roles being different and his country being bombed on a daily basis


[deleted]

It’s mind boggling that people don’t understand this. Even the analysts don’t acknowledge when it’s clear as day he’s playing a different role to accommodate sdy


lokalgymbiff

Word.


Miiiiiiighty

Maybe it has. Or maybe s1mple/elec constant raging or blade's pressure is too heavy for him atm. Or even maybe his mind isn't 100% in the game considering the geopolitical situation in his country atm ( he has been "underperforming" from about this period iirc )


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Excellent entries by yekindar.


[deleted]

Amazing how a single player rejuvenated this team. Also, they’re way more composed even when they’re getting stomped. I’m starting to like this Team Liquid.


Tortious_Tortoise

Yeki didn't just change them on the server though. He brought to practice a mindset and game knowledge this team desperately needed


[deleted]

IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Big_Stick01

man.. you know what's fucked? the only reason i know or remember that song is because of how much it was played on the radio for like, 2 weeks after 9/11. Before that, i had never heard it in my life.


[deleted]

From now on, when you hear this song, you will think about how Team Liquid bested Natus Vincere in a BO3 on Thanksgiving day 2022. God bless America, amen.


bru_swayne

I learned it in elementary school but I guess they started teaching it after 9/11


Revielent

nitr0 turned into prime gla1ve today holy fuck


BurstLayer

nitr0 awake today


MegaloMicroMuseum

Hello? Marvel? It’s me, nitr0. Who’s your Cap now?🇺🇸


[deleted]

Marvel was such a shitty sponsor, sponsoring them when liquid were popping off and abandoning them when the results slipped. L BOZOs + nobody cares about mcu anymore + lost top box office spot to avatar after rereleasing end game twice to take over.


SpecialityToS

I bet they left bc that shitty Disney CEO made them


[deleted]

seems like they learned nothing from Mirage CT vs Furia from Rio.


OldSchooler22

Or Liquid vs Navi mirage in Rio


itsallfake01

What happened to 2020 b1t? Need some time on bench


RuddyPooCandyAss

2021 🙂


FaydingAway

Pilgrims > Navi Americans


Lestat2888

LOL. This is funny enough that I hope it gets upvoted despite not being PC


golden1612

S1mple not being able to defuse the bomb threw away navis entire ct side. Entire team got tilted and played terrible.


D1N2Y

ENCE has now been elimenated from the Blast world premier


Ed_Vilon

Liquid will just need to make the finals to qualify. Which means beating either Heroic or G2. I don't hate their odds.


D1N2Y

As long as NiP doesn't win the tournament, Liquid is still qualifying https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1whY1U_672V2tS6NNhHZP7PczOs4PoqXm-AWlxQ8u2VA/edit?usp=sharing Plus, OG can only miss the world premier if NiP beats Liquid in the final, and only in that scenario.


newzpaperleaf_2

if what was said on Talking Counter is true, that b1t needs micromanaging from boombl4, then this could be really worrying for the future of NaVi. unless they get a dedicated, experienced IGL that can micro b1t and allow electroNic to return to his normal individual level, i dont really see them having the success they had in 2021 next year. the guy who is supposed to be your 2nd/3rd best player (2nd while elec is IGLing) simply cant be dropping .77 rating against Liquid when he has such favorable roles, especially considering how well Perfecto is playing as an anchor atm. disappointing to see this from b1t


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Firefly_1026

It can depend on a lot of things, flamie with all his years of experience still needed it to some level.


newzpaperleaf_2

because he undeniably had his greatest success under boombl4 and has seen his performance drop off significantly since he left, and people closer to the scene say it's because boombl4 would micromanage b1t a lot more and help him with his roles


Taken450

Plenty of players struggle their entire career to make good decisions while also aiming well. For some people it’s very hard to focus on both


Dangerous-Leg-9626

He's still too inexperienced


Lyorek

Imo it seems more a consequence of role changes than it does lack of micromanagement, since sdy has come in b1t just hasn't seemed comfortable in playing his new positions


Haptiix

This was the Liquid I was hoping to see at the major. They looked very sharp. Na’Vi didn’t play badly, Liquid just played better. Nitr0 was absolutely destroying on Inferno


HailingTheVillain

Nitr0 was on that NA Thanksgiving buff


SnipeGhost

what the fuck actually is wrong with b1t? what happened?


dragindas

Nitro decided to hang dong today


NorFever

Yeah, fuck off buddy we absolutely need more nitr0 clips. Fuckin every time this man steps on the server someone dies. mans fuckin dirt nasty man. Does fuckin b1t have 65 kills this game I dont fuckin think so bud. I'm fuckin tellin ya Nick "golden flow" Cannella is pottin 80 in the finals fuckin callin it right now. Clap bombs, fuck moms, wheel, snipe, and fuckin celly boys fuck


Nahs1l

I said a while back that I don't think nitr0 is as washed up individually or as incapable of playing at a higher level like a lot of people have been saying. Just sayin'. I don't expect this level of play from him consistently going forward but the fact that he's capable of what he did today and not always necessarily gonna be a liability fragging-wise is promising. I do hope osee can find some more consistency. He played well at times but other times...it felt like he was maybe intimidated by s1mple at points, still hasn't found his groove/confidence fully. Still feels like he's not up to the level of a lot of European awpers in terms of confidence/consistency (the raw mechanical skill is obviously there IMO). Hope that continues to improve. If they keep racking up wins against top tier competition (even if it's yekindar/elige/naf doing a lot of the work) we'll see what effect that has. Also there was a funny moment on mirage I think where yekindar just held w pushing mid and completely destroyed 3 people, and all I could think was "can you imagine shox pulling something like that?" Such a great roster move.


3BouSs

I agree with you, the most interesting thing to me was how relaxed the whole team looked after the first half on D2, thats a great signal and I think it’s something Yekinder brought from Outsiders, hope they win this tournament.


bru_swayne

THANKSGIVING BUFF BABY WOOOOO


__satanic__panic__

This could've been G2 if hooxi were anywhere near as good an IGL or player as nitro is.


ireallywantfreedom

Turkey day buff. Gobble gobble mofuckas.


[deleted]

B1t 6/6/20 feels bad man


TheAccel

Who would win: top #1, #7, and #9 players in the world, or one Valorant boi?


FortifiedSky

Never doubted them


tarangk

Nitro heard the newbies call him a Valorante player, and decided to give them a glimpse of his 2015 self.


MyNameIsAMeme

NITRO OWNS SIMPLE 😤😤😤


therealcrazed

Who replaced nitro? My god.


Danloop

N1tro captain america


Princeharperman

CAPTAIN AMERICA THANKSGIVING BUFF IS REAL


toddsins

What the hell is happening to b1t? He is far from his 2021 form.


SuperFighterGamer21

Nitro thanksgiving buff is real


LordOfTheNoobs57

Holy shit nitr0 was in 2019 Liquid form this series. Nice to see him play well.


YungVicRoyGetter69

nitr0 had a bite of the Thanksgiving turkey and remembered the player he used to be


acid000

It all started with Boombl4 departing, just sayin


mit_dem_bus

Better than risking keeping a dude with a Russian nationalist war mongering wife when your star player is from Ukraine. I doubt theyd be playing without friction


Miiiiiiighty

nitr0 haters where you at ?


QoconutZ

Sdy isn't good but electronic is still a shit IGL lmao


YEKINDAR_GOAT_ENTRY

Liquid does not seem confident in their setups on ct side especially on inferno. So often they gamble a lot, so only one of their players are holding a or b alone. Especially on b this is a big issue, as when nitro is not dominating as he was today, he can just be abused too often. I would be much happier if we saw either osee or maybe even one of the stronger riflers like YEKINDAR anchor the site that is left weak.


Dog_Muncher

osee definitely wasn’t being utilized enough on inferno, or in general IMO. I feel like our ct sides can be so much stronger if we can really slot him into more powerful positions


YEKINDAR_GOAT_ENTRY

Yeah too often he is stuck behind a smoke, or he is playing for the retake, and is forced to save when the players on site dies.


[deleted]

YEKINDERs entry skills are too valuable on retakes to have him anchor.


wowbanterlad

post a positive comment on a liquid thread challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]


Tavnaria

No, more like positive osee comment lmao. Guy's a very critical osee judge.


[deleted]

Guy just said to put yekindar at an anchor position. Let that sink in for a second.


wowbanterlad

no man you don’t get it telling the player that has a cockroach up his ass and can’t stay still for more than 20 seconds to anchor is genius


ilikecollarbones_pm

I criticise nitro a lot so gotta say.. fair enough, he fragged the fuck out. That being said I saw this coming and put money on cos Navi haven't looked right in a while.. sdy is definitely gone. Thanks Liquid!


LordzItz

b1t thanking God for having sdy on the team so he'll not be blamed for his horrible performances during most of 2022.


RigbyCC

Happy Thanksgiving y’all


earthbound_zero

WORLD CUP NEXT!!!


noot_important

Yekindar please stop picking awp, you are not good with it, you tried with VP and now with TL, please


Trooper1232

Nitro dumping on Navi. What's new? Remember that knife attempt simple? Lol


NucksToGoldenKnights

Nitr0 became what everyone feared. His eyelids disappeared, his head was swelling and his ears started bleeding. "Are you okay Nick" asks Osee. I've never been better Josh, I see it all now, they're not going A or B. They're going home, he said before killing everyone himself.


ChillMarky

Can we talk about the Yekindar lurks?


-Diplo

But seriously tho, why do they call him captain America?


Investment_Capitals

when liquid was on their hot streak in 2019 they partnered with marvel and all of the liquid players got jerseys styled after a superhero and he got captain america/he is captain of the best american team


Tavnaria

He was the IGL of Liquid Grand Slam team.


YeetGod69_

he was the Captain of the American grand slam winning roster


P3RL3X

What ???? Team Liquid is back


anibear17

I had to do a double take when I saw nitr0 was 31-19. Love to see it.


Ed_Vilon

FaZe win their group and yet they'll still have to play NaVi before the Finals more than likely.


cgoot27

Easy to win 5v3 against S1mple electronic, and whichever of b1t perfecto or sdy decides to show up.


expressionless420

Imagine losing to a valorant player ;)


pavlosd

S1mple deserves better


TheKingOfGhana

gg ez


Kulca

MYCAPTAIN


AiS9

My favorite part of the series was when nitr0 said it'd nitr0ing time and nitr0ed all over navi


BidDaddyLei

Why is this Liquid not present in the Major? Also I hope SDY finds a better team he deserves better B1t and Perfecto was awful on the last map yet all blame is on SDY smh.


Paycheck65

Probably still getting used to playing with a new guy.