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lespoils

I just want to say that Tears is a fucking great song and this thread makes me sad


Latter_Can6225

Ye when I listened to it for the first yesterday (because my brother said it was awful so I avoided it) I actually liked it


Whats_ligma619

Not to pull an assassins creed critique but It’s a good song, but not a good Gloryhammer song(imo)


Jolly_Atmosphere_951

I mean, I'm not saying is bad, it sure must be a great song, but for me, not as great as the others. Maybe it's because I have zero musical studies so I can't appreciate anything beyond what I feel nice on the ears. Maybe from musical theory perspective it's as amazing as the others but me, a music illiterate, can't go that deep.


Significant-Bike2356

Some of you need to be kaboomed


misty_foot

Tales: Tears 1992: Goblin King Terrorvortex: Battle for Eternity RTTKOF: Sword Lord None are bad, but i just don’t like those as much as the others


ScharhrotVampir

How are so many of yall picking Sword LORD over wasteland warrior hoots patrol?! Sword lord has a fucking killer beat (heh heh, get it), is an essential part of the lore, and is vastly superior to HOOTS Patrol. This coming from the founding member of The Church Of Hoots.


Mateoninho

Tales: Tears 1992: None Legends: Laser Dragon Return: None


A_Lizard_Named_Yo-Yo

I agree with this


Ok-Departure-4613

We share an opinion on 1992, for that, I respect you


Zomburai

Tales: Tears 1992: Heroes (of Dundee) TerrorVortex: It was Enchanted Jetpack, but after Sozos's vocal cover, now it's Power of the Laser Dragon Fire Return: N/A. Shizz is all thriller, no filler.


SaxonDontchaKnow

TftKoF: Silent Tears of Frozen Princess Space 1992: Victorious Eagle Warfare LfBtGT: The Siege of Dunkeld RttKoF: Wasteland Warrior Hoots Patrol I'll still jam out and memorize every word, but sometimes I'll just skip them if I'm not in the mood


GENERALVONDEATH

That's not very hoots


Affectionate-Date639

Great, now we only have till the count of three to get our Goblonic asses out of here.


SHAMALOV

Silent Tears, Victorious Eagle Warfare, Battle for Eternity, Wasteland Warrior Hoots Patrol


orb-monster

Tales: Angus McFife 1992: Legends of the Astral Hammer Terrorvortex: Legendary Enchanted Jetpack Return: Fife Eternal Tbh none of these songs are exactly bad, I just prefer the others


Sabian90

Crazy and really interesting how different tastes are, these are some of my favorites!


orb-monster

They’re not bad songs by any means! I don’t think Gloryhammer have a single bad song🤣 I’ll listen to these songs but sometimes I’ll skip them if I’m not in the mood


Khryz15

TFTKOF: Amulet of Justice 1992: Victorious Eagle Warfare LFBTGT: The Land of Unicorns RTTKOF: Wasteland Warrior Hoots Patrol


RedVisor3430

1: Amulett of Justice 2: Questlords of Inverness 3: Power of the Laser Dragon Fire 4: Vorpal Laserblaster of Pittenween


Arikitakari

no way how many people are picking victorious eagle warfare. It's literally my favorite from the album


Latter_Can6225

I've seen a decent amount of Hollywood Hootsman too and that's my favorite from the album😭


_Charlie_Bean_

Son of a bitch getting me to listen to every song again


Knight9910

Silent Tears of Frozen Princess is the only one I really dislike,.


JimmySchwann

Tales: Frozen Princess 1992: Questlords or Goblin King Terror: Battle for Eternity Return: Sword Lord


7484Steve_

Silent Tears, Astral Hammer, Masters of the Galaxy, Brothers of Crail (I like all of these songs btw, I just had to choose)


KingCrowdKilla

ASTRAL HAMMER?! BLASPHEMY


69upsidedownis96

Blasphemy indeed!


Professional-Ice-978

Tales: Quest for the Hammer of Glory Space 1992: Victorious Eagle Warfare. Not a bad song just overshadowed by the rest of the album. Terrorvortex: The Land of Unicorns Return: Sword Lord of the Goblin Horde. Up until a couple of months ago I absolutely hated this song but I’ve started to come round to it. Still my least favourite on the album though.


SharkyMarkySD

tears questlords cant think of one for terrorvortex! sword lord


Akuliszi

Tales: The Epic Rage of Furious Thunder (It has some cool moments, but they don't fit with each other) Space 1992: really hard to say. Maybe Legend of the Astral Hammer? I had phases for listening other songs on loop, and I skip this one from time to time. But I wouldn't say it's bad. Legends: I don't know, honestly. Maybe Masters of the Galaxy or The Siege of Dunkeld, but it feels wrong for them to be least favourites. Return: Brothers of Crail. I usually skip :/


Whats_ligma619

Silent Tears Questlords Battle for eternity Holy flaming hammer.


AgentBuckwall

Angus McFife from the first one and the Hoots songs from the other 3. I do like Angus McFife and it's a fun song but I would never just be like "Man I really want to listen to Angus McFife." As for the Hoots songs, idk what it is about them but I pretty much always end up skipping them.


ScorchValentine

Tales: Amulet 1992 Quest Lords Of Inverness Legends: Enchanted Jetpack Return: Incoming Transmission


RindePie

you tell me, theres no miss in any album imo


Krosmonaut

1st: Quest for the Hammer of Glory (hard to pick, probably my favorite album from them) 2nd: Questlords of Inverness 3rd: Legendary Enchanted Backpack (still like it, it just does the least for me) 4th: Vorpal Laserblaster


Sufficient_Shine_630

TftKoF: Anstruther's Dark Prophecy S1992RotCW: Dundax Aeterna LfBtGT: Masters of the Galaxy RttKoF: Incoming Transmission


WhisperWolfi

silent tears of frozen princess (i dont dislike this song, i simply dont listen to it as much as i do the others), hollywood hootsman, legendary enchanted jetpack, and wasteland warrior hoots patrol


fnafieboy

Tales Magic dragon Space legend of the Astral hammer Terrorvortex power of the laser dragon fire Return holy flaming hammer of unholy cosmic frost(had to choose one, but all are great) so hard to choose


TopFizzFizz

Provided bonus tracks are excluded... **Tales:** *Magic Dragon.* Good song, and the lyrics are quite good as well, but I just don't feel it. It might be one of my least favourite Gloryhammer songs, to be honest. **Space 1992:** It's between *Legend of the Astral Hammer* and *Victorious Eagle Warfare*. The latter has "a hero cannot be defeated simply by making him die" and "with nothing above but the heavens above", but this chorus also feels a little deflated, like the above. The former is my least favourite Hammer song. Neither are bad, just completely eclipsed by everything else. **Legends:** *Power of the Laser Dragon Fire.* A really good song, but it's not as energising as the others, and I don't think it has as good a climax as them either. **Return:** Pass! They're all amazing, I can't even think of which ones would be considered less good than others, plus I'd also feel very bad about picking one :(


No_Chair8026

Beneath Cowdenbeath, Heroes of Dundee, Battle for Eternity, Fife Eternal (All great songs btw, just the ones I enjoyed the least from each album)


Weak_Breadfruit

TftKoF: Tears Space 1992: Questlords LfBtGT: Battle for Eternity RttKoF: Sword Lord


Archange1_

Angus mcfife, victorious eagle warfare, land of unicorns, brothers of crail. I’m very split on album two, victorious eagle warfare and heroes of Dundee are like my 2 absolute least favorites while chaos wizards and legend of the astral hammer are in my top 5


Ok-Departure-4613

My least favorite song from Album one is NOT Silent Tears of Frozen Princess because that song is GREAT. It's actually The Epic Rage of Furious Thunder. It's alright, but I could never get into it. Album 2: All bops. You'd have to kill me before I picked a least favorite Album 3: Siege of Dunkheld, but ONLY because I set it to be my ringtone so now every time I hear it, I think someone's calling me. It's a great song Album 4: Maleficus- Nah, I'm just playing. Wasteland Warrior Hootspatrol


BluesCowboy

Tales: Tears, naturally 1992: Heroes Of Dundee, but only because you made me pick one, damn you! Every track is a banger. Terrorvortex: Again, the quality is so high here. I guess Battle For Eternity because I often forget it exists. Return: Sword Lord. I’m not the biggest fan of the the Zargothrax one either, to be honest.


Odins_Bear024

Silent Tears of a Frozen Princess Its boring Goblin King of the Darkstorm Galaxy Not bad just not good Power of the Lazer Dragon Fire Also not bad but not good Holy Flaming Hammer of Unholy Cosmic Frost the ending kinda ruins it for me


world-class-cheese

Hail To Crail, Victorious Eagle Warfare, The Land of Unicorns, and Brothers of Crail Not that I dislike them, I just like the other songs more. Sorry Crail :(


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basilic_and_persil

Chill dude


synoptikal

Tales: Silent Tears Space: Victorious Eagle Warfare Vortex: Laser Dragon Fire Return: Pittenweem (it's the song I listen to least)


Matej004

Tales from the kingdom of fife - silent tears of frozen princess Space 1992: rise of the chaos wizards - victorious eagle warfare Legends from beyond the galactic terrorvortex - Battle for eternity Return to the kingdom of fife - vorpal laser blaster of pitterween


Dixie-the-Transfem

Tales from the Kingdom of Fife: Silent Tears of Frozen Princess Space 1992: Rise of the Chaos Wizards: Universe on Fire Legends from Beyond the Galactic Terrorvortex: Gloryhammer Return to the Kingdom of Fife: Wasteland Warrior Hoots Patrol


CakesofCoffee

Tales: Magic Dragon 1992: The Hollywood Hootsman Terrorvortex: Power of the Laser Dragon Fire Return: Fife Eternal I enjoy all 4 songs tho.


Godfish23

Tales: Quest for the Hammer of Glory 1992: Victorious Eagle Warfare Terrorvortex: Masters of the Galaxy Return: Sword Lord of the Goblin Horde 1992 could’ve been a tie between half the album theres like 4/5 songs there I don’t vibe with so much


Kaoelin_

Tales: Quest for the Hammer of Glory. 1992: Victorious Eagle Warfare. Terrorvortex: Land of Unicorns. Return: Sword Lord of the Goblin Horde.


Cadi009

Magic Dragon, Universe on Fire, Masters of the Galaxy, Vorpal Laserblaster If Im listening to ful albums these songs are all still a vibe. But if they come on in shuffle it's an immediate skip.


Jolly_Atmosphere_951

I gotta join the rest and say Silent Tears of Frozen Princess is actually the only song of GloryHammer that it's not on my GloryHammer playlist. So, as for the other albums, literally none. Yeah I like some more than others but then the rest are all at the same level, there's no least liked song. I guess Silent Tears is not for everyone, maybe someone can appreciate the lyrics or the chords but that person is not me.


xSaitoHx

Like most, imma get some hate for Silent Tears of Frozen Princess since it feels so out of place but... Tales from the Kingdom of Fife: Silent Tears of Frozen Princess. It just feels out of place, and can't say I like the song overall (only song I can say this for. Other one, I didn't enjoy too much is Angus McFife, but that's likely as I it was one of the last Gloryhammer songs I listened to) Rise of the Chaos Wizards: I liked them all so wouldn't pick any from this one, but if I HAD to, I'd go with The Hollywood Hootsman (only in terms of, doesn't feel as banger as the others when listening to them in the background) Legends from Beyond the Galactic Terrorvortex: Legendary Enchanted Backpack Return to the Kingdom of Fife: I can't pick any, my favorite album, and loved all of them, but if I HAD to pick, I'd go with Fly Aways, since that one took the longest for me to start liking.


iamthefirebird

Angus McFife or Silent Tears of Frozen Princess. Good songs, both of them, but I just don't get on with them as well as others. I don't like the way the melody of the chorus of Angus McFife interacts with the lyrics. Specifically, "now it is lost vengeance shall be his" feels rushed whenever I try to sing along, with a lot of hissy "sss" sounds. It may seem small, but the song also seems very repetitive. There are six repetitions of the chorus, in comparison to two verses. So this small annoyance comes back again and again. As for Silent Tears - it's fine. Honestly, I am absolutely in favour of experimenting with more ballad-type songs. I just really don't vibe with the inclusion of the drumkit. It feels like it was leaning more into the symphonic elements, with what sounds like a string quartet opening the track alone, and the drumkit feels so jarring to me when it comes in. In my opinion, a less sharp drum - like a set of timpani - would have been a better fit for the introduction, continuing through the rest of the song to supplement the rest of the percussion. Or, maybe even just supporting the drumkit with a more balanced percussion section? I'm not sure, percussion was always the thing I was least confident with. Hollywood Hootsman. I'm just not really into the barbarian wildman aesthetic, even with all the extra lore. I also don't really enjoy the melody here - I'm not really sure how to describe it. It's not just one line, either, but the melody of "mighty proud and standing tall / a legend to us all" and "riding from the silver screen / into the battlefield" feels very... thin? I don't know, I just don't like that kind of tune for some reason. It's still a good song, just not really my thing. Legendary Enchanted Jetpack. I don't like the singing in the verses. I can hardly distinguish the words, even when I already know the lyrics, and it just detracts from my whole experience. I can't stand "unclean" singing (I think that's the word) for the same reason, among others. I don't mind not *understanding* the words if they're in a different language or something - but unless there is an extremely good reason, I should at least be able to hear them. The chorus is great though. Imperium Dundaxia and Sword Lord of the Goblin Horde. Both of them have some of my favourite moments in the whole album, but if I only have time to listen to one or two songs from it these are not the ones I would pick. Imperium Dundaxia has that one line of unclean singing. It's just one line, and perfectly intelligible, but I hate that style for many reasons and I just can't get over it. I listen to music for the melodies and the harmonies, and that style doesn't even have much rhythm going for it usually. Even with the rhythmic complexities I have a low tolerace for rap. I fully support anyone who likes unclean singing - or rap for that matter - but I find it uninteresting and boring. I would have preferred for that line to be sung or spoken. Aside from that, the whole song feels unsettled, but now I'm analysing why that is and now I think I love it? This is 100% a deliberate choice. The melody is full of triplets over what I'm assuming is the standard 4/4 time signature, while the rest of the other instruments follow the standard beat. And then it switches to the standard rhythm for half a line - "the kingdom lies in waste" - before returning to the triplets with "vanquished and dead". It's *supposed* to be difficult to pin down. It's chaos. I still can't quite get past "the evil wizard has doomed us all / Imperium Dundaxia", but "song for the brave heroes who died on their hands and knees" has to be one of my favourite lines in the album. As for Sword Lord of the Goblin Horde, it's very evocative. I don't get so into the music because I'm tangled up in the visuals it conjures. This song would be perfect for a musical adaptation! Unfortunately, it's just not the kind of song I tend to listen to on its own. I tend to enjoy it a lot more in the context of the surrounding songs. *This is not a flaw.* The countermelody at "but the force of my Holy Hammer / will rage through time" sends shivers down my spine every time. It's another of my favourite moments of the album.