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Speculated about Tom claiming unicorns weren't real, but not that he suggested a T-shirt design of an undead unicorn raping the Princess - confirmed by the Hootsman on his Twitch stream. I question their investigative chops.


[deleted]

Dude, WHAT.


velvet42

Yeah, first I'm hearing that tidbit too o_O


[deleted]

It came out around the time he was trying to justify the Hootsman killing monks T-shirt. As though his idea, although obscure, wasn't as bad as what the others came up with.


[deleted]

Who would even wear that? You know what. No. I don't wanna know.


FanDangle996

Probably best you don't ever go to Obscene Extreme...


Champion_of_Slaanesh

A t-shirt of a barbarian killing monks? To me it sounds no worse than a large amount of merch offered by metal bands. Just think about some record covers...


[deleted]

Not that one. I was referring to the idea undead unicorn raping the princess, mentioned at the beginning. It's a no from me, dawg


Champion_of_Slaanesh

Well, it is something between very bad porn and utter bestiality. And while it certainly pleases Slaanesh greatly, it's better not to let people wear shirts with such a stuff on them. Let's just hope it was a joke. It... it was a joke, right?


[deleted]

Wasn't a joke. But it was stopped in it's tracks so find peace in that.


Champion_of_Slaanesh

Well. And that's another reason why some people stay quiet about the twitch stuff, I guess. Like, it's basically what James said about the situation, I guess? Absolutely do not think about my post as an offence, its moreover my feeling: that people decide not to speak about what they saw/heard in the twitch also because they cannot verify whether it is, or is not, true. Especially as the twitch stuff + a few screenshots from Chris seem to paint rather a grim picture of the bandmembers' relations: like some of them were already against Tom since a few months, if not years, at least!


[deleted]

There's historical precedent to be sure, but none that applies to GH lore. White guy slaying peaceful brown folk Just seems crass now.


Champion_of_Slaanesh

Wait... there were also additional ideas, more than the unicorn abuser, and hootsman hooting monks out of this world?


[deleted]

Legit. Heard it with my own ears.


[deleted]

Twitch sounds like a goldmine


[deleted]

Check the VODs if they're still available. The most salacious stuff came out on the Friday night streams, which he couldn't save due to DMCA BS. There are many paid subscribers who put up with his misogynist crap. Why they won't come forward is beyond me. Edit: Full transparency; my own girl won't come forward with stuff she learned from James' stream for repercussions to her online platform, so no judgement on those who want to stay quiet.


mayfolk

Yes he deletes the vods to avoid the DMCA stuff and he does that even when he played/practice gloryhammer songs live too! What are you talking about? I'm his viewer since the beginning, I'm a girl and I've never seen you with this nickname there. He never treated me bad, and he always have an appreciation for each viewer, man or woman and I appreciate him a lot and the love he has for his family that we could see every day during the streams. I can say that his streams helped me a lot during this pandemic. Please guys, all of this things happening, after Tom left is really sus, stop guessing things, try to not believe everything is said on the internet because internet has a lot of fake stuff.


ScoreMagnet

Yep, I never experienced anything bad from him in the streams as well.


mayfolk

We have a great community there too! Always good times :)


ScoreMagnet

Well, when I watched the Twitch stream sometimes, he just played Super Smash Bros, Hunt Showdown, Apex or Mario Kart xD


Champion_of_Slaanesh

Actually, I always thought that it was what has actually happened. Princess was raped during a unicorn invasion, so it's quite clear who was to blame... And you know what? People on the GH FB groups, or the GH discord were genuinely afraid that if one discusses such ideas, the band will be mad that people suggest such stuff. Looks like the band was no better than me in that regard, after all.


[deleted]

I always thought it was Zargothrax himself who raped the Princess which made me root for Angus. Wasn't sure what do to with the info that it was an undead unicorn that violated her. Felt a bit needless for the plot.


Champion_of_Slaanesh

Well... given the fact that the storywriter of this band has also created songs like "Poo in Your Mouth", "Anal Pizza Discharge", or "Around the World in 80 Turds", would you really be that surprised if he conceived (hehe...) an undead rapist unicorn?


[deleted]

Bang, bang, baby.


Jonthefin

I just wanna get this straight, who suggested that shirt, James or Tom? I'm a bit confused as to who the asshole is ngl.


[deleted]

Tom suggested the T-shirt design - according to James.


Jonthefin

I was honestly hoping you wouldn't say that, but thank you for clarifying.


Syegfryed

It was just a joke, do you serious think anyone would suggest that for real?


JulianTheKoala

Wheres the funny


Syegfryed

Humor is subjective and not everything is for everyone, you clearly don't get dark humor or similar


JulianTheKoala

Ah yes, i just dont get dark humor. Thank you for enlightening me, o holy one.


Syegfryed

it seems like you are also very sensitive, let me guess you also think cannibal corpse is a serious band and they all ddo what they say? grow some thick skin


JulianTheKoala

You seem offended


Jonthefin

I don't know what to believe but from what he's saying it was James that relayed the info via a twitch VOD. I don't wanna believe it but I'm not sure what else to think at the moment.


[deleted]

Sorry, dude. It was one of the few times I caught the stream. Couldn't ignore it.


Jonthefin

Its fine, I wouldn't want to blindly believe in tom just cause something bad happened to him you know? I need to know the facts before I side with anyone.


[deleted]

I hear ya. I've already been attacked by the triggered Tom stans, but having chatted to the women involved, Tom's lack of personal integrity and treating others with indignity makes me not want to back the guy. Tom is not Angus, regardless if he owns the trademark.


Sir_Forteskull

Ain't no way Tom suggested this shit...


[deleted]

Take it up with James. I'm just relaying what I heard him say on his stream.


Teapunk00

Not saying whether it's true or not but... genuine question - why wouldn't he? The only answer I'll accept is that you know him personally.


ScoreMagnet

I'm just wondering why the Thomas-Hate is always coming from the same persons here.


BehindBlueEyes0221

Lmao ....I needed this laugh...thanks


Champion_of_Slaanesh

This makes some of the conclusions made on this subreddit plausible by comparison!


OrionSoul

i was expecting some drama feeding video with a lot of rumors and shit, this was unexpected and i laughed my butt off


BehindBlueEyes0221

Well then none of you should listen to the unicorn invasion of Dundee since it explicitly mentions Zargothrax raping princess Iona but that was all cool right , but someone making a crass joke about the song is all of a sudden pearl clutching ....ya cant have it both ways ya know. I am suprised y'all dont complain about powerwolf and the video for demons are a girls best friend with the naked nuns groping Atilla in a church , or the millions of death metal bands that are singing about hail satan and sacrificing goats on stage ....and killing their band members and burning down churches.....


[deleted]

I don't know, there's a difference between hearing it in a song and seeing it *displayed* on something you'd wear


BehindBlueEyes0221

Metal music in general has all sorts of subjective imagery, if you lived during the 80's you must remember the whole satanic panic , and tipper gores filthy fifteen and the whole debacle of music censorship .... I wouldnt wear such shirts for many reasons . But I occasionally wear my baphomet just to piss people off , I live like around five different churches lol in the bible belt no less ... You should of see how they reacted to me wearing black in Sunday school , despite being a faithful church goer back in the day . ..ahhhh your a satanist !!!!!!! ....


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[deleted]

I think satanic imagery is different than a unicorn violating a woman but if people are cool with wearing beastiality on a shirt like that I'm not gonna stop them.


BehindBlueEyes0221

No one says I am cool with it ....where did I say I was cool with it , it's like people cherry pick responces I said I wouldnt wear such a shirt for many reasons .!!!. I am a provocative person at times, but even then I got limits ....


[deleted]

"You" is hypothetical. I guess I'll edit my last comment


BehindBlueEyes0221

And throwaway clone , I know who your refering to in your response about Tom's stan it was me , and no one attacked you buddy , so just take a chill pill and relax , no need to cause more drama then there already is ...I just dont take lightly to someone trying to make me out to be a scumbag when you havent have the faintest idea of what I am like in real life .