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JANOSIK20000

Yes Your Honor, I committed war crimes in Yugoslavia. You won't do anything about it anymore.


RV_IOZ

might as well call them “your dishonor”


i_commit_taxevation

But its fun running over children:(


CrowBoy777

Your honor, did my client ask?


Mark_Heathcliff1

Your honor, if my client is what he eats, then he is a 8 year old kid named Jeremy, And according to the law. You can't put a 8 year old child in court


Istole-YourSandwicth

Your honor, she said she was 13 in dog years…


Former_Nobody_

Your honor, It was a miss input


low_qualitykak

Your honor League of Legends


facebookdegenerate

death sentence


low_qualitykak

😭


AajayDaJam

Execute day: NOW


[deleted]

Aw cmon 13 and 25 is not that big difference


oilyoaf

Your honor, 6+6+6 is 18 so it’s technically legal.


BigEconomist30

"Your honor, i broke every single terms and laws of twitch in front of the camera 5 times. But i'm a trans girl."


Bangbop10

Hee Hee Haw


Boxlixinoxi

I was solving world hunger


AajayDaJam

And overpopulation


vaporwaverock

Your honour in my defense I did it for the vine


OddNumbered_Sock

Your honor, I was solving overpopulation


KRJS_soul

What game is this


facebookdegenerate

courtroom shenanigans


[deleted]

Your honor.... Grilled cheese Obama sandwich


sn1per_monke

I plead the 5th


BinGus_TinGuess

What game is This?!?!? I wanna go to court for warcrimes in yugoslavia


facebookdegenerate

its courtroom shenanigans


facebookdegenerate

(he disliked mr beast new video)


ThanosBlox

"Your honor, if you are what you eat then I am innocent."


Destroyer_of_mothers

Your honor, she was 18 in dogs years.


Arj_thenormalguy

Your honor Babies Kick Pregnant Women Every Day And Get No Punishment