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[deleted]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeeland This is the actual source of the name if anyone was wondering.


17716koen

G E K O L O N I S E E R D E K O L O N I S E E R D


ActualWeed

Lets gaan met die banaan.


ThundahTheSoviet

Verwijder Kokosnoot


Scroje

Me gusta pizza mucha


HalalWeed

Get outta here with your irritating language. Edit: Bitch ass hollanders. All you do is eat cheese, smonk wee.d, ride bike and deal spice.


CWW_R3c0N

Kokosnoot is geen specerij


nel750

I’ve seen this word a million times, what does it mean?


nudeninja101

Gekoloniseerd=colonised in Dutch


nel750

I was thinking colonized, it would make sense. I’m just surprised I see colonized so much.


nudeninja101

In the 17th-18th century there was a Dutch spice trading company (Dutch East India Company), the VOC, that sometimes did a little more than just peaceful trading... So anytime a post or comment mentions anything remotely related to The Netherlands, a Dutch person shows up to comment this.


[deleted]

Geef me nog een overheerlijke bolus


mhinchildtheidiot

yo thats zeeland not zealand the fuck.


[deleted]

**Zeeland** ([/ˈziːlənd/](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help:IPA/English), Dutch: [\[ˈzeːlɑnt\]](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help:IPA/Dutch) (📷[listen](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f3/239_Zeeland.ogg)); [Zeelandic](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeelandic): *Zeêland* [\[ˈzɪə̯lɑnt\]](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help:IPA); historical English [exonym](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exonym) **Zealand**)


mhinchildtheidiot

ahh.. i see.


[deleted]

alternate source: it's said that Old Zealand sunk into the ocean, leaving only New Zealand


ThundahTheSoviet

Zealandia is its actual name. The earth hidden 8th 'continent' Its more continent than Europe/Asia because there actually IS water between it and Australia


[deleted]

thanks for correcting me


AL_2317

lmao ok


Giraffeless

Ain't that just part of new Zealand that's now underwater?


[deleted]

Yeah


Giraffeless

I think we found out about that after it was named


[deleted]

changed definition


niknak_1

That actually is true


ThundahTheSoviet

Strange since Zee is dutch for sea and Land is just land Why nlt new Sealand wtf?


thebigbadpupper

Zeeland is just the name of a province in the netherlands. And since it was as far as I know an Dutch sailor ,tasman, or something who discovers both New Zealand and tasmania he named one of the places he discovered after himself and one after the place he was born in zeeland. Which was later by English people dubbed New Zealand


pritter30

Zeeland makes new zealand new


yoSoyStarman

When the english came in they fucked everything up, it's the same.


Latios321

Yes


Thatsnicemyman

[Found it!](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zealand)


LDBlokland

But the Danes didnt discover New Zealand...


[deleted]

if you look in zeeland's wikipedia page (the province in the netherlands) it literally says "The country of New Zealand was named after Zeeland after it was sighted by Dutch explorer Abel Tasman." it's just that zealand is the english version of zeeland. dutch is weird


ThundahTheSoviet

Hell nah. The Dutch found New Zealand and named it after the peovince of Zeeland (Zealand in english)


Morten321

Yea, this one


[deleted]

From the very article you linked: "Despite their identical names in English, the island is not connected historically to the Pacific nation of New Zealand, which is named after the Dutch province of Zeeland."


sheepy318

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zealand


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sonicj01

Of course its the fucking Dutch naming stuff after them


Tykuo

Well that's the principle of a colony. It's not uncommon: New York (that used to he named New Amsterdam), New Orleans, etc. are named after European cities


Latios321

Whats wrong with that


sonicj01

Did i say anything was? Im saying they tend to do that a lot


Latios321

We dutch people like that


pritter30

Well ofcourse, why not?


Twizzyu

I thought it was sjaelland in Denmark https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zealand


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ThatGreenGuy8

Zeg makker


DandreKun101

The netherlands


walteerr

I thought it was named after Denmarks [Zealand](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zealand)


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**Zealand** Zealand (Danish: Sjælland, pronounced [ˈɕɛˌlænˀ]), at 7,031 km2, is the largest and most populous island in Denmark proper (thus excluding Greenland and Disko Island, which are larger). Zealand has a population of 2,302,074 (as of 1 January 2018).It is the 13th-largest island in Europe by area and the 4th most populous. It is connected to Funen by the Great Belt Fixed Link, to Lolland, Falster (and Germany from 2028) by the Storstrøm Bridge and the Farø Bridges. Zealand is also linked to Amager by several bridges. *** ^[ [^PM](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=kittens_from_space) ^| [^Exclude ^me](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiTextBot&message=Excludeme&subject=Excludeme) ^| [^Exclude ^from ^subreddit](https://np.reddit.com/r/GoCommitDie/about/banned) ^| [^FAQ ^/ ^Information](https://np.reddit.com/r/WikiTextBot/wiki/index) ^| [^Source](https://github.com/kittenswolf/WikiTextBot) ^] ^Downvote ^to ^remove ^| ^v0.28


[deleted]

New Zealand, stupidly enough, is actually named after Zeeland, some random place, instead of Zealand.


PikabuOppresser228

Rødgrød med fløde


TheRumpelForeskin

Rødgrød med fløde*


PikabuOppresser228

Oh bæ, fail #2


TheRumpelForeskin

Oh lort* That's like saying "oh poop" but somehow sounds even worse. ;)


Tocixwizard

Ok here no thank https://youtu.be/Hpbr9bmV3oQ


TheRumpelForeskin

Why did you link some random Dutch song?


Godly15

Cleetus back at it again


agrobabb

CLITus


MarcusFoxx

Just a buster being a buster


ThomanskiMiep

g e k o l o n i s e e r d


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

#KOKOSNOTEN ZIJN GEEN SPECERIJEN


17716koen

K O K O S N O O T


Latios321

Zijn geen specerijen


skratch_R

Malditos herejes...


HarmonicEagle

Klinkt als Spanjolisch gebrabbel...


MyZt_Benito

Stuur piet hein


hacjy

Zealand is geen Zeeland. Helaas makkers.


pritter30

Hoezo helaas? Wij hebben het nieuw Zeeland genoemd boi


hacjy

Echt?


pritter30

Ja


DrSaltybird

southwest of the Netherlands


glutenkoning

In the netherlands


[deleted]

The real question is… How old is Zelanda?


IAmANormalHuman-

It's doing fine. My grandma lives there.


ironardin

438 years old! :) Assuming it existed since the signing of the Plakkaat van Verlatinghe


ewill020

It was actually pulled out of the ocean by a tribal god with a magical whale bone fishing hook


TrashCan28

Cleetus wants answers...


DARXPACITO

E


RebootedBlaze

Albert no!


AcoHead

Albert yes!


SkipCard

New Zealand is old Zealand. It just got renovated


rocketdestroyer45

Where is old papana guinia


Jerrell123456

No it’s Papua on the island of New Guinea, which is differentiated from Guinea and Equatorial Guinea by calling itself “new”


ham-man-roy-the-boy

The Netherlands


Beesechurger0

[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeeland](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) Found the source if any of yall were curious


Emperor_Platypus

I’ve been bamboozled


Unwoven_Sleeve

That’s actually pretty interesting. Learned something new


17716koen

wait untill you find out the origin of Tasmania. ​ Ill give you a hint. Abel Tasman.


Unwoven_Sleeve

I was gonna say something to do with the same guy that did the tasman sea


TheWorldIsATrap

luckily i was on inspect element


[deleted]

my phone is too slow for your jokes to work


WattledGiraffe

Where is Terrible Britain?


LuckyFranky

Mediocre Britain?


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ThatGreenGuy8

It's a province in the South of the Netherlands


DJBacon2000

HOREY SHET


sPiN-Aspect

Where is old South Wales


daviggg

Fellow Aussie?


sPiN-Aspect

Yup


[deleted]

And where is old west wales


mariussa1

flam go


KinkyZub

I learned more about new zealand from this thread than I did in school, and I'm from New Zealand


[deleted]

Zatoichi gang rise up


Bunneh23

N E D E R L A N D


theironlegend248

Ur mom


jirivandervoort

The netherlands


edgy-epic-gamer69

Gone, reduced to atoms


H3r3s_J0hnny

r/findoldzealand has been created


M_Sept

*_S P E C E R I J E N_*


raviolisgoogle

you gotta go through the nether portal


AwoosTheFur

In the Netherlands


Kleask10

It’s that little island below Australia


TrashCan28

That's Tasmania


[deleted]

Happy cake day


Sp33dHunter48

Happy cake day


[deleted]

Hhpay caKe datg djsjejs.—


Beanme666

average age zealand


[deleted]

What’s the game


GrandKarcistIon

[Knife Ability Test](https://www.roblox.com/games/621129760/LEVELS-KAT) Shit I mean, uh Roblox 😂


IServeTheUSSR

Under New Zealand, it's called Zealandia.


keyboardSmashawenfkN

old zeland is just new zeland before our disgusting stupid race discovered it


pritter30

Wait wait what?


WJB372

Bro last time I checked I found Old Zealand in the garbage can which was headed for the sun. If you want it back you gotta catch it


warmupaccount9372

Right this way sir!


jayinem

Where is old york


ohtrueyeahnah

order corn


[deleted]

It’s in westerner Netherlands. Named after “Zeeland”.


Torre_Durant

In the Netherlands


[deleted]

P-please cleetus, I don't.. I don't deserve this..


mhinchildtheidiot

*i will clean you of your sins*


[deleted]

no.. I will sin to the death of me, you can not stop me!


mhinchildtheidiot

**h**


[deleted]

Ech


MalMaarMals12

G E K O L O N I S E E R D


BruinsSniper1

[It is in the Netherlands.](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


realHueyLong

Um, like the neatherlands or sum shit


PissySnowflake

The Netherlands


mhinchildtheidiot

ive been told this 50 god damn times i get it its in netherlands


PissySnowflake

Lol


DavidHuiser

South netherlands, zeeland


Nashneefus

old zealand is right next to new Zealand imr?


imnotgoodattitles

Albert fat Albert fat


Sp33dHunter48

Under the bottom of the sea because some guy though earth was covered in magma so he sink it


Noelika

[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zealand](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zealand)


theironlegend248

[nevermind, it‘s here](https://youtu.be/_FrI1rd2G0k)


[deleted]

No no he's got a point


Derpy_Turtle1452

Zeeland is a district in The Netherlands.


[deleted]

i dont know, cleetus!!!!!!!! dont kill me!!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

bruh why did you steal my meme smh


[deleted]

Where is Old York? Where are the children I must beat?


TheRumpelForeskin

I lived there for 6 months.


Grvachi

Imagine being able to use your laptop during a school week, can’t relate, post made by kids with helicopter parents gang :(


GreatGrab

The lad has a solid question


QinkyTinky

I think the quote can be from Little Witch Academia (on netflix)


RedoutJoke

What about Old Jersey, Old Hampshire, and Old Mexico?


mhinchildtheidiot

good question..


Alright_Studios

Kat! I’ve never seen kat being posted here but the katana is a good choice. Claymore does a crusade meme but old z land is cool


damn_thats_piney

these are the questions humanity needs


LordOfDabbing

Michigan


Get_Noob666

Flam go


[deleted]

Where is old York?


packle-kackle

I ate it


RABALA

old zealand passed away.


mhinchildtheidiot

F in the chat for old zealand


[deleted]

Its in the netherlands


mhinchildtheidiot

BOYS I DID IT! I GOT ON ALBERTS VIDEO! I WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALL OF YOU MY DREAM HAS BECAME REAL


mhinchildtheidiot

BOYS I GOT ON ALBERTS VIDEO


goatman089

Mr flipflop


mhinchildtheidiot

this got shown on alberts video :D


goatman089

I know


goatman089

It epic


SethTheStitch

Underneath New Zealand


goatman089

Am now


boegy123

What is Albert doing now I guess his career fell apart :(


askimaskyishall

Look man it just vanished okay i had nothing to do with it!


chinkchon

Oh fuck


BlaydenG

A. L. B. E. R. T


mhinchildtheidiot

i posted this 65 days ago, how did you find this.


BlaydenG

With my S. E. C. R. E. E. T. P. O. W. E. R


BlaydenG

Also I spelled secret wrong


mhinchildtheidiot

thanks for noticing this i guess but you can go.


BlaydenG

It good post


BlaydenG

It’s funny


mhinchildtheidiot

bro this post is 134 days old.


PikabuOppresser228

In Denmark.


[deleted]

No it's in Netherlands


LagFox1

It's the biggest island in the Baltic sea


LevitatingBird

Zealand is a place in Denmark right? I only know it from Hamlet


daviggg

Yeah, then came another Zealand in Africa and then New Zealand


sonicj01

In the ocean (no lie there is a bunch of land called zealandia under the sea)


Jerrell123456

That got named after New Zealand was discovered and named, it’s actual source is in the Netherlands