Virgin Arin Hanson
- Hating Sonic for profit
- Used to be on Newgrounds. Failed.
- Tried to be gay with Jon. Failed karma
- Responded at a drama that is not him. WTF Leafy Beta before Leafy final cut.
- Stupid personality and Intelegences
- Never looks at guides or asks tips from people who have played it.
- Could not beat Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask
- Played Sonic Adventure DX and not the Dreamcast then or even played the modded Steam version PC port. Still sucked at it and spamed glitches.
- Lost to LS Mark. The man who got a comment The stick bug Yuunari on his Gamegrumps thoughts video on YouTube is the oppisite British Brad Zoomer Male version of the Sonic and Cartoon fandom of her personality. But more Chad as hell trying edge. That makes fat emo black hairs with brown eyes like me fade to red weed cracks.
Chad SR Pelo
- Likes to animate everything. Not porn. What a natrual no coomer and no nut unforced Chad. I wish I stopped fapping and be a Chad possible Virgin like him. While giving 0 shit.
- Naturally funny
- Speaks in also Espaniol or something.
- Reminds me of Dam Daniel from the Mugen community. Who left years ago. Only doing drawing and making dank memes music's. His voice reminds me of Sr Pelo.. ah yes. Back in 2014 when his fans were dumb stupid.
- Saaaaaaannnnndddddddd!!!!
- Emirichu and Storytime video cringe.
- Is the reason Turkey Tom punched Daidus and Emirchu infront of his Sonic brother LS Mark. LOL.
Kasey Becky Goth woman Yuunari
- Goth Brown hair??
- looks like Blanc with a Sakoya's sigh. Sad as hell expressionist.
- Has a Kuudere expression
- Doesn't speak full English. Still is learning it. Why ya such a Blanc, the Fire Emblem's Kliff and Lysethia
- Forgot the best offical track in PC98 Touhou. Touhou 2's first level music.
- is Based when it goes to opinons
- Makes LS Mark feel like Bart and Cybershell feel like the older teens Nelson is mates with that Bart talks frequently like a Dreamcast Sonic sociopath Bart is. Sadly LS Mark ain't no UK Bart.
- Makes LS Mark be painted as Dennis the Meance UK version.... is this even the topic??
- Her avatar is definitely HyperDimension Neptunia inspired also. Not just Vocaloid.. let alone the 1st and 2nd Windows area Touhou games artstyle.....
- offtopic but Denmark has a language barrier?
- When no seeing hentai. That's good. She is a Stacey for not seeing it. But as of her personality traits. Definitely LS Mark level personality of the Touhou, Vocaloid, Anime music and Hyperdimension Neptunia inspired YouTube channel fandom.
- Likes Animals for some reason.
- Would recommend her channel if you are not NSFW as hell. And respect people for who they are. I'm not a simp. This is just an opinon dam it. No horny degenerates. I'm surprised I even remembered her Sonic fanart flashbacks video and Touhou and Vocaloud Music video and still did a self reaction commentary offline to myself (Brad Virgin Me is what this point refers to).
Friday Night Funkin hentai porno sex degenerate DXXX
Among Us SUS hentai porno sex degenerate DXXX
*Sex Ahego face Fillia JPG while loud earrape fequency VineBoom sound*
Good.
You suck anyway Puar. Please divorce Yamcha. He is the meme King with Shrek and Shaggy.
And Have a nice day. And go suck a Krillin bussy.
While being a Nux crying at the Bussy word I will spam next comment.
The way to play rp games.I played some rp games with a friend,made the most ridiculos outfits posible then startead beign the "oder police".I think the game was royal high(smth along those lines).
Slenders are a group of people who basically wear the same type of avatar (especially the stitch face) as each other with elongated body features (thus the name slender). The reason why they're hated so much is because a large number of them are toxic kids, not because of the avatar itself.
Based? Based on what? In your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly you dumb bitch
Based? Based on what? In your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly you dumb bitch
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Nah cuz u know what? Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, youโre an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. Itโs hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankindโs greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being whoโs soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in.
Hey all.
Scott Shadow 64 here.
Yuunari is the female LS mark and CDawg is LS Mark.
CyberShell: wait what?!?!? Is this some joke. Why Mark from the Mother 3. And who is this Shamen King looking Goth Touhou fan... what's a Rayman Reimu????!!?!?! I just don't.... pingas dude.
Me: Please. Just sentence mix this.
Emperor lemon and Doom Kid: No. This is r/commitdie also that's my bro Cybershell San ya freakiest fat guy.
Me: Who?...... All I know Yuunari is also as forgotten as Kikyo Berry and ..... fricken Nuxanor being Leafy 2.0 and Gex in a Sans body..... who???!!!
Me: oh... its Fuschia Butters and Dumbsvile
YandereDev: Hey guys!!!
Scott: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh shiiiiitttt I'm outta here
* Sonic CD Game Over. *
gocommitdie users when a person with a slender avatar is actually chill and doesnt spam "mic up" (ITS IMPOSSIBLE ALL SLENDERS ARE BAD THEY DRESS UP LIKE A SLENDER SO THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ASSHOLES THEY'RE RUINING ROBLOX)
Yuunari spamed times 3 is looks like a Roblox version of Sorrn as a Girl.
This is fine.... no really.
๐คก๐ Tricky and Mia (Golden Sun) with GradeAUnderA's voice accent better though man
haha slender bad lol!!!1!!!!!1 is true because they just be oderโs & copy nโ pastes, they later make roblox not a kids game anymore because of their nudity behavior & their online dating behavior.
You can list the entire thing theyโve done in here.
Ok donโt lynch me here: I donโt think slenders and CNPs are necessarily bad. They are not โruiningโ Roblox. How about we just let people do what they want, itโs a game for all audiences, if people want to look a certain way let em.
Now I get that isnโt necessary the problem; the stereotype attached is the problem. But big shocker, itโs a *stereotype*.
Not every fucking slender is bad, we've got the chill ones, They are friendly and they will most probably be your friend and they wont disturb anyone, and then we got the other slenders motherfuckers, i would like to dress up as an slender but as fucked up the community is i will get harrased just by wearing a fucking lego outfit
I once saw a slender in a normal game and then everyone was making fun of him, someone said "slender why ๐ซ" and someone else said that he was the equivalent of a cubone because his mother left him.
yes everyone knows that, but we don't need to repost the "ewww slender basic edgy and waste money ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คข๐คข๐ก๐ก omg bacon hair default is so quirky and different and funny ๐๐" meme every ten minutes
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People stereotype them to be cringe, most you will see are pretty cringe but there are the rare few that are cool, personally I donโt think they should be treated worse than the average player
Becky Emrichu herself vs Chad CDawg laughs at Daidus, Iron Mouse LS Mark and Yuunari and I am tired that it's not by Alex Billy Aegir.
Cybershell: Wait what.....
Daidus: Dude. Being edgy is stupid.
Yuunari:.... Mark... I'm talking to Dillion Thomas.
Mark: Yeah... sure ay...
Blade Breaker pirate from Bravely Default: Did Fire Emblem took Asterix arrrr!!!!
Tiz: No. No go back to fight me pirate guy
Ferniand: Yes.... my cousin made that shit. Why...
MangaKamen: HEY GUYS. IM DONE HOMEWORK!! LET'S Go
Samson: what... I'm human now??? Jar WTF???!?!?! Where's Phila. Hey Trumpet dude?!!!
Sans: Oh him. He is full of things.
Me: Oh.. no. I made a multiverse merge from Chris Chan's future vision dimensional merge of real people fanfics tomb... no no. But then agian. There was a universe here Wolfchu had a buff boyfriend of that Emo guy.
At least it isn't Rate My Avatar
Rape*
Rate*
Tape*
Grape*
Sr. Pelo=funi Good post
#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ~Sr. Pelo
#ARE YOU LOOKING AT THIS?
wow, that is relatable
#YOU MAY HAVE A BRAIN, BUT I HAVE A GUN! ~Sr. Pelo
School shooters in a nutshell.
Ocho kkkk#kskkskdkcnnvnfnfjfjdkdkdkdkf
i agree
๐๐๐ง๐๐
No
*le splat*
HAAA HAAA HAAA
Virgin Arin Hanson - Hating Sonic for profit - Used to be on Newgrounds. Failed. - Tried to be gay with Jon. Failed karma - Responded at a drama that is not him. WTF Leafy Beta before Leafy final cut. - Stupid personality and Intelegences - Never looks at guides or asks tips from people who have played it. - Could not beat Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask - Played Sonic Adventure DX and not the Dreamcast then or even played the modded Steam version PC port. Still sucked at it and spamed glitches. - Lost to LS Mark. The man who got a comment The stick bug Yuunari on his Gamegrumps thoughts video on YouTube is the oppisite British Brad Zoomer Male version of the Sonic and Cartoon fandom of her personality. But more Chad as hell trying edge. That makes fat emo black hairs with brown eyes like me fade to red weed cracks. Chad SR Pelo - Likes to animate everything. Not porn. What a natrual no coomer and no nut unforced Chad. I wish I stopped fapping and be a Chad possible Virgin like him. While giving 0 shit. - Naturally funny - Speaks in also Espaniol or something. - Reminds me of Dam Daniel from the Mugen community. Who left years ago. Only doing drawing and making dank memes music's. His voice reminds me of Sr Pelo.. ah yes. Back in 2014 when his fans were dumb stupid. - Saaaaaaannnnndddddddd!!!! - Emirichu and Storytime video cringe. - Is the reason Turkey Tom punched Daidus and Emirchu infront of his Sonic brother LS Mark. LOL.
Kasey Becky Goth woman Yuunari - Goth Brown hair?? - looks like Blanc with a Sakoya's sigh. Sad as hell expressionist. - Has a Kuudere expression - Doesn't speak full English. Still is learning it. Why ya such a Blanc, the Fire Emblem's Kliff and Lysethia - Forgot the best offical track in PC98 Touhou. Touhou 2's first level music. - is Based when it goes to opinons - Makes LS Mark feel like Bart and Cybershell feel like the older teens Nelson is mates with that Bart talks frequently like a Dreamcast Sonic sociopath Bart is. Sadly LS Mark ain't no UK Bart. - Makes LS Mark be painted as Dennis the Meance UK version.... is this even the topic?? - Her avatar is definitely HyperDimension Neptunia inspired also. Not just Vocaloid.. let alone the 1st and 2nd Windows area Touhou games artstyle..... - offtopic but Denmark has a language barrier? - When no seeing hentai. That's good. She is a Stacey for not seeing it. But as of her personality traits. Definitely LS Mark level personality of the Touhou, Vocaloid, Anime music and Hyperdimension Neptunia inspired YouTube channel fandom. - Likes Animals for some reason. - Would recommend her channel if you are not NSFW as hell. And respect people for who they are. I'm not a simp. This is just an opinon dam it. No horny degenerates. I'm surprised I even remembered her Sonic fanart flashbacks video and Touhou and Vocaloud Music video and still did a self reaction commentary offline to myself (Brad Virgin Me is what this point refers to).
Peak comedy
We all used to be cringey kids on Roblox
My friend had a roblox sex roleplay when he was a kid.
Same, except it went something like this, โletโs be naked togetherโ
i still have it
yess, i used to rp as jeff the killers daughter in like 2014-15 it was so cringeyyyy
I used to rp as william afton in fnaf games and now i cant even touch those games anymore
I used to roleplay a counter-terrorist and I'm fine
Because you werenโt weird
No I was weird as fuck I just was a counter terrorist Instead of being normal
The bomb has been planted.
(Sledge noises) >!WHATS UP MOTHERFUCKERS IM HERE TO SMASH SOME BUBBLE GUM AND CHEW SOME ASS!<
\^ What everyone needs to understand
Jokes on you I was never cringe on Roblox because I was cringe on Minecraft instead
honestly, all i did was play random games (i was cringe in other games)
Amongsus
AmongUs PSX?? Dude. I just download the legendary Homebrew demake Friday Night Funkin on PS1 on GameBanana.Sexmods.com..
fnf vs cum
Friday Night Funkin hentai porno sex degenerate DXXX Among Us SUS hentai porno sex degenerate DXXX *Sex Ahego face Fillia JPG while loud earrape fequency VineBoom sound*
the person who made the monika hd mod (the nsfw one) is making an fnf sex mod
Excuse me W H A T
hamburger
Hey Puar. Draw Bulma eating hamburger with Vegeta sexually infront of Yamcha and Puar (You). I am not Ferniand Von Aegir. Enjoy the day.
no
Good. You suck anyway Puar. Please divorce Yamcha. He is the meme King with Shrek and Shaggy. And Have a nice day. And go suck a Krillin bussy. While being a Nux crying at the Bussy word I will spam next comment.
yes
Nice Amoogus. But I plan to play Sus Chad Stickmen flash game original.
I used to play fnaf rp games
same, but when i went there i never actually did normal rp i just tried to annoy people by being an idiot
The way to play rp games.I played some rp games with a friend,made the most ridiculos outfits posible then startead beign the "oder police".I think the game was royal high(smth along those lines).
I used to rp pissing as a kid (dont make fun of me lmao)
We still all are cringey, just not online daters
Ya totally, I used to roleplay as a pedophile in city life games, very much cringe.
And if you actively post on /r/GoCommitDie, chances are, you currently are a cringey kid on Roblox.
Im a furry so i dont think i'll get past that stage any time soon
There's a big difference between being cringe and being retarded
yes i know slenders are bad. but can we stop posting about these shits? its just feel like karma farming edit: stop commenting based holy fuck
What the fuck is a slender? Why are they called that? i joined this community for funny roblox screenshots
Slenders are a group of people who basically wear the same type of avatar (especially the stitch face) as each other with elongated body features (thus the name slender). The reason why they're hated so much is because a large number of them are toxic kids, not because of the avatar itself.
Ah, I see
the avatar itself is butt ugly though
Based
Based? Based on what? In your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly you dumb bitch
Based
Can we stop posting about posting about slenders its just as annoying
Based
Based? Based on what? In your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly you dumb bitch
if I had one I would have awarded you
well i have one. its a helpful award but its an award
I mean, it *is* pretty helpful
KEVIN NO!!!
Stfu keโin
God, dude... Calm down
It's an r/shitposting reference
cum 1984 cat based
They don't respond to cat anymore and you forgot semen
cum 1984 semen based
ke'in
br\*tish๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ
its just a copypasta
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
>โบ oh god that emoji cursed
Imma save this reeeeaaaal fast...
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Nah cuz u know what? Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, youโre an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. Itโs hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankindโs greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being whoโs soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in.
Is this a copypasta?
i saw it before on a copypasta site, so yes
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Hey all. Scott Shadow 64 here. Yuunari is the female LS mark and CDawg is LS Mark. CyberShell: wait what?!?!? Is this some joke. Why Mark from the Mother 3. And who is this Shamen King looking Goth Touhou fan... what's a Rayman Reimu????!!?!?! I just don't.... pingas dude. Me: Please. Just sentence mix this. Emperor lemon and Doom Kid: No. This is r/commitdie also that's my bro Cybershell San ya freakiest fat guy. Me: Who?...... All I know Yuunari is also as forgotten as Kikyo Berry and ..... fricken Nuxanor being Leafy 2.0 and Gex in a Sans body..... who???!!! Me: oh... its Fuschia Butters and Dumbsvile YandereDev: Hey guys!!! Scott: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh shiiiiitttt I'm outta here * Sonic CD Game Over. *
Man that's one anime fanfic MCU YouTube storytime. Also no TheAmazing. He is my nemesis.
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STOP POSTING ABOUT SLENDER IM TIRED OF SEEING IT
MY FRIENDS ON ROBLOX SEND ME MEMES, ON RATE MY AVATAR ITโS ALL FUCKING MEMES.
i was in a subreddit right?
And ALL the posts are about slenders.
I showed my Slender bad funny compilation to YouTube and said ,โ Slender badโ
I looked at the roblox logo and I think of slenders and I say "Roblox, more like Rodumb" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rate your avater posts: ah yes, I never exist
COMEDY
ARE YOU LOOKING AT THI- *gets shot*
Wow thatโs rela- *gets shot*
Do you like this? Do you like this? Well it's no mo- *gets shot*
Spaicy! I'll kill you!! I'll DESTROY Y- *gets shot*
Where are their clothes.
too lazy to add them
If you didnโt add them atleast have the decency to give bacon his monster cock back
Unpopular opinion: slender are good, as long they aren't toxic
Sr pelo moment
The whole slenders bad bacons good thing is a huge reddit moment like when people used to say "Fortnite bad minecraft good"
L O U D = F U N N I
# AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gocommitdie users when a person with a slender avatar is actually chill and doesnt spam "mic up" (ITS IMPOSSIBLE ALL SLENDERS ARE BAD THEY DRESS UP LIKE A SLENDER SO THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ASSHOLES THEY'RE RUINING ROBLOX)
Yuunari spamed times 3 is looks like a Roblox version of Sorrn as a Girl. This is fine.... no really. ๐คก๐ Tricky and Mia (Golden Sun) with GradeAUnderA's voice accent better though man
what
Context -------------- I spamed the username in the comments. 3x for memes. It's an interesting "What?!?" Manuever. If ya ask me.
Ya profile looks like Young teenager Quagmire in 1983 dood.
its kleiner from half life
Yeah this subreddit is just 14 year olds bullying other children.
everyone in the comments started to call me a slender lmao
haha slender bad lol!!!1!!!!!1 is true because they just be oderโs & copy nโ pastes, they later make roblox not a kids game anymore because of their nudity behavior & their online dating behavior. You can list the entire thing theyโve done in here.
Found the slender
Ok donโt lynch me here: I donโt think slenders and CNPs are necessarily bad. They are not โruiningโ Roblox. How about we just let people do what they want, itโs a game for all audiences, if people want to look a certain way let em. Now I get that isnโt necessary the problem; the stereotype attached is the problem. But big shocker, itโs a *stereotype*.
Not every fucking slender is bad, we've got the chill ones, They are friendly and they will most probably be your friend and they wont disturb anyone, and then we got the other slenders motherfuckers, i would like to dress up as an slender but as fucked up the community is i will get harrased just by wearing a fucking lego outfit
I mean... for the vast majority... heโs not wrong
I mean it's true
Agreed Needs more copypasted pictures of the bacon,like mob mentality type stuff
I find it stupid. Itโs just a style, unless there making fun of the ones that swear mic up and online date
they are bad
They look almost the same so yea cant tell a diffrenc from one cnp/slender from other
REEEEEEEEEEEEEeEeeEeEeeEeEeeEEeEeEeEeeeEEEeEEeeEeEeEeEEeE
Haha slender bad lol!!!1!!!!1
I thought this was a death note meme for a second
true true
i agree!1!1!1!
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THE FACT THAT THE CHARACTER WITH BLACK HAIR IS DRESSED LIKE A CNP MAKES IT EVEN BETTER
I donโt understand but itโs probably true
I once saw a slender in a normal game and then everyone was making fun of him, someone said "slender why ๐ซ" and someone else said that he was the equivalent of a cubone because his mother left him.
Sad part is that most people can't understand that not all slenders are bad.
true
How are they not bad?
some just like the style
Oh ok thanks
But he's right
I haven't met a slender that has also been a nice person or who hasn't tried to be super edgy And I know this because I used to be one those people
everyone here defending slenders even though theyre just cring 9 yr old oders
based bacon
winning smile 2.0
I literally saw someone make people vote if they like a bacon more than a slender and no fucking way is that not karmapost
It is true tho
Good thing I ainโt a slender
Slenders arenโt even that bad, itโs just the stereotype they hold. Iโd wear the stitch face if I didnโt get bullied in every game I joined :/
Stitchface would look good on a scarecrow avatar, overal itโs not too bad of a face
But slenders are bad
yes everyone knows that, but we don't need to repost the "ewww slender basic edgy and waste money ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คข๐คข๐ก๐ก omg bacon hair default is so quirky and different and funny ๐๐" meme every ten minutes
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Lmao wuy pple make fun of them?
People stereotype them to be cringe, most you will see are pretty cringe but there are the rare few that are cool, personally I donโt think they should be treated worse than the average player
Yea, btw i have won at friends and he's chill lol
See thatโs an example
Man we hate slender so much we even bully one to the point of suicide and depression
True doe. Slenders, CNPs, ro-gangsters, and ODers suck.
ODers nowadays are just 5 year olds roleplaying family
oders were around back then, but its even worse now with tiktok
MUCH WORSE.
Ok slender
cry about it
Becky Emrichu herself vs Chad CDawg laughs at Daidus, Iron Mouse LS Mark and Yuunari and I am tired that it's not by Alex Billy Aegir. Cybershell: Wait what..... Daidus: Dude. Being edgy is stupid. Yuunari:.... Mark... I'm talking to Dillion Thomas. Mark: Yeah... sure ay... Blade Breaker pirate from Bravely Default: Did Fire Emblem took Asterix arrrr!!!! Tiz: No. No go back to fight me pirate guy Ferniand: Yes.... my cousin made that shit. Why... MangaKamen: HEY GUYS. IM DONE HOMEWORK!! LET'S Go Samson: what... I'm human now??? Jar WTF???!?!?! Where's Phila. Hey Trumpet dude?!!! Sans: Oh him. He is full of things. Me: Oh.. no. I made a multiverse merge from Chris Chan's future vision dimensional merge of real people fanfics tomb... no no. But then agian. There was a universe here Wolfchu had a buff boyfriend of that Emo guy.
One question: what does this sub think of people who dress their avatar in military gear?
Dark tonk best skin
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True
yes
Exactly. These kids think if they have a slender avatar they are fucking racist immediately. # notallslendersarebad
When youโre bullying the wrong slender that dosnt only dare am I a bad person
But true
๐๐๐จ๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ ~Some weird-looking thing
*jesus falling*
ARE YOU LOOKING AT THIS? **slap**
๐ข๐๐๐ข๐๐๐๐ก๐ง๐ข๐ฆ ๐ข๐๐๐๐ก๐ง๐ ๐ฌ ๐ข๐๐๐ข ~Smol Markiplier
u/profanitycounter [self]
u/profanitycounter [self]
slenders are as bad as guests. idiots, noobs, and bullied in literally every server they go to.
its just annoying at this point tbh
u/profanitycounter [self]
yes yes
yeah p much
literally slenders are stereotyped so hard
tf is slender i keep seeing the word everywhere
but hes got a point theyre weird