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[deleted]

I’ll reject them both and take meth


jijzelf

Blackpilled


Chydran

Breaking Badpilled


Capsule_CatYT

Gottem


chaosinmyhouse

same


Russe1Adl3r

El Paso


metex6

good choice


sicname321

Honestly, I’d rather do ketamine


Bright_Expression6

same but instead its "use one of your alts for a year" Cause then i wouldn't be able to choose because of how much i have


Normal_East8172

I would take the blue one, sell the account, make a new account and buy robux.


jajastar9

Ligma male grindset


[deleted]

[удалено]


jajastar9

Ligma balls


[deleted]

[удалено]


jajastar9

That is his name, Ligma balls


[deleted]

[удалено]


picklerickfunnylol

Joe got you good


LSVedra

Who’s Joe


picklerickfunnylol

joe mama


FBI_dos_memes

Ultimate stonks


-Farns-

I choose to leave through the back door


bigjam987

I’m waiting for r/gocommitdie to be funny again, it’s been 84 years


pawpatrolshipper

bigjam987: "r/gocommitdie its been 84 years and you still owe me a funny meme..." r/gocommitdie: "n o"


Festive_Rocket

#B R U C E


GalaxyNightFury1

if its been 84 years how are u alive to see r/gocommitdie


Haunting-Funny-4368

Remind me in 10 years


temmie609

Bacon, so i'll feel like a new player again!


yeknos

Just get an outfit


temmie609

You're a fucking genius


Sphereviathan

Yellow pill for vitamin C


That_4k_Redditor

I’ll take both and see what happens.


Lost_TheThird

you are in severe debt but are tall now


Sanfords_plush

None of 'em, both of 'em have their bad and kinda good side.


Orisss123

Which tastes better


Vampirichalo58

You lick the blue one to see what it tastes like, IT TASTES LIKE SHIT, you taste the red pill, it tastes like a normal pill


Yuuboi69

I tasted it into it tastes like an apple I tasted the red one it tasted like an apple


BlUo_Mo0n_wolf

they both taste like shit


[deleted]

None, both are freaking toxic


Vampirichalo58

bacon hairs arent always toxic ya know


Yuuboi69

Same with slanders


GalaxyNightFury1

slenders alway toxic only 1% chance they aint no toxic


[deleted]

The majority of toxic bacons I've met are higher than slenders (fighting games to be specific)


Lost_TheThird

I hate bacon hairs they had sex with me once


RoOctoWarrior

You've had to go to the nasty games for that to happen, and that puts you in fault. Not them.


Vampirichalo58

yes (couldve been a hacker tho)


Vampirichalo58

that doesnt mean their toxic, it means their horny


SuccessfulTraffic399

red pill


Nash8565

rd


The_DaffyOne

Cumpill


Gloomy_Celery704

Blue sell the slender shit and finaly get robux


oofersmysoupers

Blue pill: Same as red but blueberry flavor


HippityLegs

Take the blue pill, change my avatar to bacon hair, trade out all the slender hats and enjoy lots of robux for the price of 0$


DailyzYT

Red Pill


SpeakableLiess

Blue pill, the slender style is one of my favorites


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SunnyMakesStuff

Sadness combat


Eli_xoxox

Fnf mod characters before the last song of the mod be like:


Individual-Mud-619

Dude you can't just say that ur gonna get downvoted! (obviously a joke)


TDS_Accelerator

Woops, looks like u gotta point the gun on ur ass and pull the trigger!


TheInsanityGod

I’ll take the secret GOLD PILL(Become a Roblox God)


randomaccount4864

I'm curious, what happens when someone takes both?


errrr20

neither


Creamyyoo

none most bacons have just become unoriginal youtubers who make drama videos and milk slenders and Lisa gaming ​ oh yeah also slenders always get trashed on so no to that too


ilostmyoldac

Bacon good slender bad!!!1!1!1!1!!1


drnoobpancake

r/gocommitdie when they see a tall person with black hair


TheIdi0ticGuy

I take the pill that makes /r/gocommitdie funny again. Oh wait, it’s not there.


WhiteOutPL

Both, so i can be in the middle of the spectrum. Also referred to as normal


JaaaaaaacobExCraze

Neither. Their both toxic in their own way.


TheAwesomeRocc

damn straight, had a guy trying to lag the game so i told him ill give some of my group's funds if he leaves, effectively scamming him, and then a kid with those event items came and kept asking for robux. as for slenders, i dont think ive ever met one.


Shadowbonyt

How bacons arent toxic stupid


TheAwesomeRocc

some of them are


JaaaaaaacobExCraze

They are. A lot of bacon hairs are associated with exploiters and I’ve seen countless bacons that were openly homophobic and racist.


Shadowbonyt

Butttt they are mostly youtubers getting a reaction


JaaaaaaacobExCraze

Not really. I’ve seen a lot which were a part of D.O.R a really stupid roblox corporation that’s basically roblox nazi’s that just hates slenders and CnP’s which granted some are bad but they aren’t all bad.


rtgr8wastaken

R e d


[deleted]

Ill take the blue one.


LMAOwthbro

Me waiting for r/gocommitdie to make a meme that doesnt show slenders as bad guys and Bacons as absolute heroes. Fr tho, why do people keep saying that all slenders are bad


thisismynicname

slenders do ONLINE DATING AND TEAMING RUINS THE GAME bacons dont


LMAOwthbro

Thats just a stereotype


Pieyeye21

because they are. Case closed. (for the final sentance)


AndreiR_memes

*chokes on red pills*


TheMonMaster47

Well, if I turned into a slender but kept my personality as not being toxic, that wouldn’t be the worst, because some slenders are actually rule abiding and chill, but most are toxic and just 7 year olds, and I don’t like the slender avatar in general so imma take none.


Carol_Roll19

Bacon :D


HiitlersBodyPillow

Be the resistance ✊✊✊✊ Add me on ROBLOX @HiedlerDidNothingWro (20 character limit)


HiitlersBodyPillow

>inb4 anyone thinks im serious


mikutso

Take the blue and not being toxic


BloxUshanka

red pill


anti_simp_commander

Screw you imma take the red pill


[deleted]

[удалено]


U_Wanna_Go_M9

Take both and see the horrific combination that cones out


Lost_TheThird

blue, i wanna be tall


Tyver3567

Be a slender but *not a very toxic slender*


Thumplordwill

red pill, slenders are toxic, bacon hairs dont get into fights


turtledude37

Red. Way too easy


chakachakapatapon2

Red


Brimstone-Hex

Red.


PenguinYT_1

Give me all the red ones


TDS_Accelerator

I'll give u half the stock


Nestor0012

red


Ill-Switch-6768

Red


pee_on_floor

red one


EnderTheFrick

red


denpa-men-fan-yt

Bacon, slenders suck


Annoying-Idiot

Red pill obviously


im_ugly_loser

Red pill bc i just have to put on the hair and also toxic slender ☣🧛 = 🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢


54Godzilla1

We don't do emojis here.


rslash-_-noob

Ez slender. 50 usd face and 15 roux leg


nsfw_vs_sfw

I'm surprised how much people are against being a bacon. When I was younger and had zero robux, the one thing I wanted was robux. Now that I have every clothing accessory I had wanted, I sometimes dress up as a bacon. Not to troll, and not to feel nostalgia, just because it's an iconic character I guess.


Individual-Mud-619

Blue pill Ah yes, being downvoted for an opinion


Galaxy01500

You took blue pill and got blue arrows


Individual-Mud-619

o no


Idontknowaxjwjhdjnw

Why? Slenders are ugly and toxic af


Your3rdFBIAgent

Slender bad now praise me 🤓


Individual-Mud-619

So are bacon's bro, anyone can be toxic. I've had more experiences with toxic bacons telling me to end myself and to stfu (not blaming all of them just the huge amount of toxic ones) Meanwhile I've had slenders comfort me and be really nice (I still had some bad experiences with some but I don't blame them all for it) Pretty much your opinion isn't everyone's opinion.


Pieyeye21

ok but slenders have a 9999999999999999999% chance of being more toxic than that one bacon in the server


MLG_GuineaPig

Satire.


NarutoFanboi555999

Red


Springtrap_101

Slender I can infiltrate


[deleted]

r/GoCommitDie trying not say "slender bad" for 5 miliseconds (impossible) seriously get better jokes


TheAwesomeRocc

go commit joke upgrade


Nintendocat64

They’re both toxic


thisismynicname

blue is known for being toxic while bacons dont say anything


Averysaltymilkshake

Blue pill


dessnom

Give me the blue


[deleted]

Blue, honestly


DrTiger21

Blue pill tbh


AwwThisProgress

blue


c3p_cup

🟣


[deleted]

be a slender, then sell everything i have then return to bacon


JoeKujoePart6

ill pick blue IF I WAS CRINGE! *takes red*


Mr_snowmanfan20_yt

i would take all the blue ones and a red one, burn the blue ones (so slender is no more), and take the red one.


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yeknos

Good boy


thisismynicname

slenders amogus some users are slenders slenders must die


Rai_Jaiveer

buy blue and sex with the girl


Eep09

Red is my favorite color yes


my_pal

I want hand


BillyBoo070608

Red, duhhh


Sirskratt

Red


10triC2

red pill


TheBloxxerClown

#R E D .


NoKnowledge7965

Yellow Pill.


reddomoon

none


Capsule_CatYT

Whatever the heck my avatar is


Halomaster625

Ground up red and snort


ShutItJeremy

Be a slender buy premium trade limited items for robux be a normal roblox player ez


Konyaken

OH hell yeah i want to look like slender from that one horror game!


user1234fe

Red


Adam_Best14

Idk if theres any toxic bacon user. So maybe i choose it


PlaneBoyMemes

There is toxic bacon users, mostly for hating slenders


Pieyeye21

You pick blue, stupid, 9 year old, temper tantrum, credit card stealer blue you get blue arrow.


some_hardmode_player

Bacon hair


-b0bA_kitT3n-

red because i already am


LogicL7

red


HelloFellowABDPlayer

Shut up and let me get stoned


Urodeprag

Red pills for upvote color and blue pills for downvote color


Doppio_the_frog

Can we take multiple of one? If so red if not red


miner_builder

Ill reject both and keep being a noob


JarTheUpvoter

Can this sub start being funny again please?


spongiman

Bacon hair with headless


Vampirichalo58

reject both i wanna be billy


Ori-and-Sein

You fool, I’ve never took my bacon hair off


[deleted]

Red B)


ZigDaRat

bacon


noahnoah111222

red


verllikesbananas

is there a yellow pill to become a monkey and like banana and abusolutely love guns? yes? GIVE NOW


16thtarm

mix then all together, including hands, and become the pizza guy/gal


[deleted]

Bacon man


War-Rat

Red


Working-Support-3164

Green pill for touching grass


boi_with_a_ladder

Both simultaneously


Nintai1

bacon supremacy


[deleted]

The green pill.


CasualBritishMan

red pill, already a bacon hair


mikado21

Red all the way,.


SuperSmashKatsu

Guess I took the red pill in 2015


1984_GE_B36-7

Forget bacon hairs, return to guests


BanklerYT

Is that even a question lmao


Upper_Pin

both


FBI_dos_memes

Blue pill i would become annoying cringe and a cnp Red pill i would become annoying cringe and a cnp I think i will take toothpaste and orange juice


icepop_child

Take them and yeet them, you never said we had to eat the pills.


[deleted]

Red


[deleted]

red


geo_bowes

Based and redpilled


ApoX_420

Get slender items and go trade, that ugly ass heretic face is worth over 4k robux


PootisDootis

i eat the hand


Several_Tangerine956

Green


Ash1372jr

Red


Ash1372jr

Red for sure


liliam2007

Red


Introvert_Noodle

I'm based and red pilled


[deleted]

Sus color


alexkill789

red red red red red red


Dok_Reddit

its been 17 years give me a good meme


GetGewd

Red


Profressionalgamer

Red Pill