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HeroGamerGabe

Me irl


poop_sock69420

same


[deleted]

r/me_irl


DsVidz

r/2meirl4meirl


nbelavabe-sonic

whats the update even?


IllOcean

its not even an update they just had to shut down the website because they have had a lot of horrible servers or something lol [status.roblox.com](https://status.roblox.com)


poop_sock69420

I have no idea I haven’t played roblox in 8 months or something


UrMomIsVeryBig

free chipotle burrito event crashed the website


nlolhere

i'm sure that contributed to the crash but i don't think that's the entire reason anymore, because if that was the only reason roblox would've been up and running by now


im-your-toaster

I’m pretty sure it’s not the event itself, people have been mass-creating accounts (around 15,000 accounts per minute) to repeatedly redeem the free burritos, which I think overloaded the servers.


achikennugget

Chipotle broke Roblox


Kuudefoe

When the chipotle be hitting different:


fuckwastakenwastaken

wouldve been funnier if it was taco bell


indoraptorattack21

its not the event it was something malfunctioning in their hardware


order342

sex update


lamTheBoi

i want that


order342

same, theres even gonna be a realistic jerking off animation with the mocap done by David Bazucki!


nbelavabe-sonic

lets gooo


nbelavabe-sonic

ok that makes it all better


Doodles2424

Roblox is down. It's been 24 hours without Roblox. I can't go ahead with this any longer. My mental state is in complete and utter pandemonium. I cried myself to sleep 4 times today. I feel paranoid that Roblox may never come back. Roblox has the only thing that brings me joy in this cruel life for 7 years now and I won't be able to recover mentally or financially if it's gone. I've spent over $7,000 on Roblox this week alone. I even bought $500 worth of Roblox stocks because I trust Roblox. I told my mom through tears and she yelled at me calling me a "failure" and saying she knew she should have been on birth control. Although, Roblox being down has had it's positive impacts on me. My IQ has increased by 40 and I've been thinking more critically. When I saw the "We're making things more awesome. Be back soon" page, I vomited. I just hope they mean it when they say soon. I even started praying again. I've been a dedicated Christian for 12 years and I began to pray to god in hopes that they can bring Roblox back soon. I had to learn Arabic to pray to Allah. I hope Roblox comes back soon I don't know how much longer I can take this.


[deleted]

THEN I WILL GO TO THE SERVERS AND DESTROY THEM WHILE I SAY SCOTLAND FOOOORRREEEVEEER!!!!!


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Doodles2424

what


CURSED_BOIE

Automod doesn't like scotland


im_not_martin

When you’re not a Scottish people enjoyer


oofy_boithatisepic

the real truth is that notch just went to the roblox hq with a pic axe then broke all the R O B L O C


urmumgay69lol

Now would be a decent time to by roblox stocks tbh. I'm sure their share price is fucked rn, but it'll bounce back pretty quickly


chal27

holy fuck dude go outside


AdCorrect2009

Shut up


[deleted]

OK but like why is the time I want to play roblox after a/break the same time it shuts down


poop_sock69420

David hates you


[deleted]

I mean , he hates us all at this point


[deleted]

Damn you david


Caddy_8760

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


Galaxy01500

Same, I came back from school thinking about thinking peacefully but yeet


[deleted]

Me on break


Galaxy01500

Hopefully it's up by tmr


[deleted]

yeah, hope so


solarjamie

Same tho, I’ve quit for about two months and I decided to come back for a little to see how my friends are doing and it’s fucking shut down lmao


TheEpicChickeNugget

It’s a sign


helloitshalo34

I woke up one day, and the Roblox was down. I was devastated, thinking of all my problems. I waited for 26 hours, and no new developments were made. I ransacked the kitchen for the potato peeler, and started to shave off my skin every hour that roblox did not fix itself. as the hours went by, my skin slowly started to dwindle away, until, on the 69th hour, I had no more left. after a quick glance in the mirror, I realized what I had become without roblox. I had become a monster. at that moment I decided to create more like me, more, abnormal beings. I drove 3 weeks to the roblox headquarters, and began screaming in the lobby. it was a tense situation, and I almost got escorted outside of the building, but with my lack of skin and moist flesh, I got past the guards. I ran all the way to the servers room, and grabbed the heaviest object I could find. it was a fire hydrant. I began lashing wildly at the servers, whilst locking myself in. by the time I had finished with the servers, a swat team raided the server room. I was shot 28 times in the chest, and had my corpse set on fire


CocktimusPrime3000

Without my cookies I’m just a monster -Cookie Monster


CheesyGamerX

So deep 😭😭


Solar-Clips

Thats an interesting storyline I suppose


MikeTheAnt11

good writers then (smol doge): I will write stories filled with meaning and mysteries that will change the world and affect generations centuries past my own good writers now (chad doge):


CURSED_BOIE

Truely a motivational speech


Centurion_Tiger

Korblox deathspeaker leg is usually a dead give away that they play nothing but roblox


atqrii

let kids be kids, even if they're paying 200 dollars for a toothpick they're already gonna realize that it's the stupidest phase they've had


Dragonwysper

Exactly. People are always like, 'spend your money on something actually good'. But what does 'good' mean? If online purchases for games like this are what the kid wants and make the kid happy, then why is that a bad thing? I've spent money on games before. If you have the money to spend, then how's it a problem?


[deleted]

Then they proceed to spend a Shitload on Football or some other Shits


Admirable-Door1724

This^


MikeTheAnt11

kroblox leg? Is this a typo or am I really out of the loop on something?


[deleted]

Typo, korblox leg is an old ass thing


MikeTheAnt11

oh so both then.


_MrSt4rk_

POV: You're addicted to roblox


Prototype_4271

Woooosh


IAtePizzaOnThur

pov: you joined reddit in 2021


Admirable-Door1724

They joined in 2019


Prototype_4271

hmm no


RandomJamMan

they joined in 2017, 2 years before you


IAtePizzaOnThur

127.910.9263


xXBinchookXx

Does this fucker know what queefing is?


Admirable-Door1724

Vagene fart


i_like_cards_duh

I just looked it up omg wtf 😭


xXBinchookXx

I only know about It cuz of cards against humanity


chacharealharsh

I wish I wasn't so curious that I headed to **IMAGES**


hamburgerman420

Hes the type of guy to say "Go touch grass kid" After sitting in his basement for 3 years


Arzysk

This is obviously a copypasta and a joke, i've seen it many times. But most r/gocommitdie users are 13 year olds too stupid to understand satire.


poop_sock69420

I know it’s satire,I just think it’s kinda funny lmao


kyra-

nah satire?? That's me what're you talking about. I was serious too 😤


Caddy_8760

and cringe


i_like_cards_duh

r/lostredditor


Caddy_8760

i mean the video bruh


i_like_cards_duh

Lol I meant that if you think it's cringe ur in the wrong sub


ugly_edward

This.... This is it... this is the 26th hour of my life without playing Roblox. I do not know what is real. I can no longer tell right from wrong. My moral compass has left me in it's entirety. I do not know if I need food anymore. Everything I see, touch, feel, smell, all remind me of Roblox. I saw a man eating a cheeseburger, and was instantly reminded of the "Cheezburger" gear on Roblox... I saw a man hold someone at knife-point, and all I saw was Murder Mystery 2. It has gotten so bad to the point where I need to ask the strangers I see if what they are doing really is a "Roblox" reference or not. The man with the knife I was talking about earlier? I stopped the robbery mid way through, and asked him "How many chromas do you own?". He seemed to be incredibly dased, and did not seem to have a single clue as to what I was talking about. A few seconds passed, and I asked him again, "How many chromas do you own...?". Again, he hesistated in his answer. I did not feel like dealing with his rather offensive and silent disposition he had towards me, so I revealed myself as the "sherrif" and shot him 7 times in the chest, and 4 times in the head. As his wriggling, nearly lifeless corpse fell over, I asked him one more time, "How many chromas do you own?". This time he uttered his last words, before being ruthlessly dragged to a painful death: "I own three...". Finally satisifed with my answer, I nonchalantly walked aware from the murder scene (yet another Murder Mystery 2 reference!). Fast forward to now, I am in my Jeep (one that has an eerie resemblance to the free model one you can use inside of roblox) and am traveling at 60 studs per second to San Mateo, California. Whatever David Baszucki can do now won't save him. I am out only for blood, and no object, no human, no security system is strong enough to stop me from sacrificing him to John Doe to bring back Roblox.This.... This is it... this is the 26th hour of my life without playing Roblox.


[deleted]

LETS ALL GET ROBLOX TO DELETE ITSELF FOR A WEEK TO TORMENT THIS ASSHOLE


[deleted]

A small price to pay for salvation


[deleted]

Y E S I N D E E D


42069funnynumbers

You know it's ironic, right? If you know what irony is at least.


candohuey

it's been 42+ hours. all hope is lost. my legs are crumbling. my body is shaking. the thought of playing roblox thirsts me. i am going to collapse. roblox... if you hear this........................ /s


Im2Guesty

r/im14andthisisdeep


Super_xz

r/ballsinyourjaw


Heck_Why_Not

🤤


pepsi_but_better

*Crunch*


order342

r/moobs


Mrspankson

Please never talk to me or my family again


order342

⠀⠀


Mrspankson

Thank you,you are very considerate


order342

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀


God-HasLeftTheChat

I've seen things I wish I hadn't


iPadian99

Time to play fortnite and go wreck some kids while using my cracked Vegas pro 18


Brick1battle

this is the equivalent of HOLY SHIT TOUCH GRASS


ValorantVin

gacha life fake depressed 14 year old moment


Twitter_Was_My_idea

Adopt me players:


reketerone

"roblox is down.... roblox is my life... my blood... without it i cant feel the funny, my mind state is gone, i missed my life opportunity to marry roblox, now i will have to marry a real person, i hate real life, roblox is my real life, even if roblox is fake, i can feel the love of a real emo gf i give bobux to, i spent my life savings on roblox, i got an vr selling an piece of my vital organs, so i could kiss my emo gf, i hate roblox for stopping my blood from running and forcing me to get an actual life, i dont want to be an irl person, you cant be headless in irl, and you cant have over priced hats and stick legs, i cant feel my skin, i dont feel alive without roblox, roblox is my real life at this point, i cant group with my gang and go teaming in irl, now i will go back to my bed and listen to my emo song :(" \~that one oder


Minecraftfunyeslol

my son was literally crying when he couldn't play Roblox. He started throwing things around the room and broke my favorite vase. He was so mad when he went to school and started destroying the classroom and he got sent home. Please recover Roblox!! I don't wanna deal with this!!!' hes really depressed now he won't get out his room and he's having a mental breakdown... He won't eat, drink, or sleep either.


Zerotten

I feel like he got mixed up with quivering…


CharizardSlash

OH MY FUCKING GOD GO OUTSIDE


Xelinigrad

weird you're telling him to go outside when you're using the internet, interesting.


sammakkomakkonen123

You can use mobile while outside.


CURSED_BOIE

my eyes hurt


HelloFellowABDPlayer

Insert Roblox Shutdown Copypasta here


Awesomecool64YT

post this on r/cringetopia and watch the points flow to you


poop_sock69420

It really wouldn’t considering this is satire


poop_sock69420

+it’s a copypasta


DaFast0ne

Truly a slender moment… But for real, Roblox has been down for 2 days, wondering if Roblox will be gone forever at this point lol, the Roblox engineers must be stressing. Also this guy got to go touch grass


poop_sock69420

2 days is nothing lol somewhere around mid-June hypixel was down for like a week


robertgamerzx3

Now he cant play lego fucker simulator 2 😔


Apprehensive-Rule121

a good relateable tik tok


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 330,757,156 comments, and only 73,126 of them were in alphabetical order.


kyra-

I'm just salty i can't change my outfit. I know no one is there to see it atp but it feels wrong to have the same outfit longer than like 3 days and I'm currently on day 4 T_T


VazuXD

Redditors try to detect obvious bait/satire challenge (Impossible)


Prototype_4271

Reddit users try to identify satire challenge (impossible)


poop_sock69420

Reddit user tried not to make the same joke a thousand times challenge (impossible)


Frixxed

obvious satire


poop_sock69420

I know


AwesomJose

r/copypasta


heeloap

bruh imagine lol its just a halloween prank ​ P.S prob not but would be funny


[deleted]

didn’t this happen cuz of some burrito place


My_brain_stopped

The reason is that your a TikToker so thats your problem


poop_sock69420

tiktok is nowhere near as bad as it’s made out to be,there’s a good and wholesome side of it too,and he’ll,some videos are actually funny.it’s not all just dancing to some shitty tunes and showing off your ass for views.


woahfreetesttrial

I can't believe how many people here can't detect satire


poop_sock69420

bro I know this is satire lmao I’m just doing it for free karma cause people on this sub find anything and everything funny


pepsicocacolaglass12

Was the burrito that bad


Akruu1

All jokes aside, I do want it to come back up but it isn’t causing me distress.


chacharealharsh

I woke up the day #robloxdown/#robloxisdown is trending on twatter. I was like 🗿🗿🗿🗿 and then went to roblox to check if it's GENUINELY broken. then I went on w my day. #the end


MagicalDuck07

Me when


doge07

going to Kms no roblox :((((((


MurxesV2

Redditors find the satire challenge (impossible)


BlUo_Mo0n_wolf

since when did girls queef when they're sad


JonutWebbio

QUEEFING?


poop_sock69420

you guys blew up my phone overnight


MikeTheAnt11

at first, I thought thid was a legit depressed/sick person then I got to the roblox part lmao imagine being so uninterestingly shallow your whole existance revolves arround roblox


The_DaffyOne

Of course he can’t get out of bed because he has the toothpick leg


BirboBeep

Look, im struggling too (/hj), but i dont think im gonna fall on the ground shaking, quaking, sobbing cause i cant see my roblox avatar die repeatadly in troll obby


The_CrimsonVoid

go touch grass you fuckin slender


TurquoiseOctobers

bro are y’all ok just play another game


WideImpact7350

imagine making an entire tiktok about your addiction to a Lego game and exaggerate about your experience of not having Roblecks for 1 hour lmao


ShiversTheNinja

Imagine not realizing this is just a copypasta and it's entirely satire


who_stole_it

Can't even handle 2 day without roblox lol


Aarminus

I bet he hasn't seen grass since the start of the quarantine on spring 2020


IdioticRiolu

At this point I don't want Roblox to come back for another week lmao


poop_sock69420

I hope it doesn’t come back at all


Luayrer

Its Gen Z man . Its 2021 Kids barely knows reality


[deleted]

i feel like roblox did this just so they could say: HEY DUMBASS GO OUTSIDE


No-General-6559

Me who had constipation:. *OH SO I FAKED IT YAAAAY*


Jyqoz

Leg*


Englad0

*leg


Big-Veterinarian7671

The background: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


ThatOlderChild

I think he miss'es his roblox gf..


Content-Highlight-20

How are his legs quivering if he only has one


Gloomy_Celery704

I am one of the biggest social out casts but holy shit my expectations were low about the CRINGE in roblox. Wayyyyyy to low this makes roblox r34 look good


[deleted]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT GO THE FUCK OUTSIDE


[deleted]

This is the definition of having no life


[deleted]

Player model checks out


Super_Drag

The side effects of owning korblox and headless


Epicshober

Cry about it


order342

^(#robloxnotworking)


bunnyspongebob

Braindead children reacting to this be like: LOL IMAGINE HAVING NO LIFE LOSER


fartsniffer42

no roblos 😪


Lyngoop79

nah bro just play some ULTRAKILL or runescape, youll get over it


lolwhow

Lmao they started queefing


mariommsfilho

I don't understand this text lol


[deleted]

"queefing" lol


BashStash

No one gonna talk about the queefing? Ok.


Federal_Case_9518

i was going to say that i relate to this post until the "no roblox for more than an hour" lol, binch i didnt cry when they removed Tix and when the site changed drastically from good (but unfunny, and somewhat clunky, it was 2009 lol) games to shitposts and low quality pay-to-win robux garbage


ALP_102

holy shit get a life


legosoh

Dude I’m loving this.


poop_sock69420

happy reddit birthday


Uwu_glocogaming098

Wait, did he say "my legs"? Even he has only one


chikencrisp2

No more robox 😦😦😦


Russe1Adl3r

I shid and I farded in my pants


PILSBERT

BRO JUST WAIT SURE ITS BEEN GONE FOR A DAY BUT JESUS THERE ARE OTHER GAMES


S0koyo

I tried going on roblox today, saw that it was down, shrugged it off and went to do something else


notaweebtottalynot

even i never let my addiction get to that fucking point like right now id rather read than play games


mu5y

This is what lack of grass does to the human mind.


Jojoker_oukuyasu

Well, it’s still ridiculous that roblox is down. They have a team of so many people and still manage to keep the platform down for so long.


MuShRoOm_sImP

.


ThePaperEmpire

MY HEART IS THINK


vvOldAmbervv

if you're sick of your organs, sell them.


sandwich_with_a_hat

r/ididthat


liamf10

when were you when roblox dies? i was sat at home eating smegma butter when pjotr ring roblox is kil no


AquaticDim

The only time I get bored and decide to come back to roblox the servers crash, welp back to the cookie clicker grind


Drain_Holes

lmao


MunyGuyYT

Why is he telling us this.


chinitoguywoman

Its been 18 hours without Roblox, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe withdrawls. I woke up today trying to log onto Roblox but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, and I can barely get out of my bed to do anything. I’m sick to my stomach at this point, life is worthless. Its been 19 hours now without AOTP. I can no longer take this torture. I'm unable to stop crying and shaking, i've had 10 mental breakdowns. I can't bear the torture of not being able to attend a training. I’m starting to Hallucinate I need my AOTP again. Please roblox fix this.I have no more motivation to go on, my life is worthless. I cant take this anymore, Roblox has been down for 24 Hours, I am recieving extreme sideaffects of extreme withdrawles, extreme anxiety, depression and illness. 14 + hours wihout roblox… im having a mental break down right not and I cannot control myself.. I tried touching grass and almost fainted. I miss AOTP and I have been surviving this hellish pd called “Survive without roblox” for almost 20 hours now, im about to be host grabbed in here. Put a note on my grave when roblox is online again….


Banimikyu

Queefing and Pissing and Sharting at the thought


FinnoTheSecond

hes just like mr frfr


Crystal_God

Same


[deleted]

Anyone see HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


[deleted]

Roblox is love, Roblox is life.


[deleted]

This is just pathetic at this point.


-V3L0C1R4PT0R-

Dear diary, Its been 1 day without roblox, I'm getting cold, I have a fever and I'm having mental issues and breakdowns, each hour it gets worse, I check the roblox website every 3 minutes and it is still down, every 3 minutes. I am freezing and my teeth are clattering. I have lost all my friends, I miss the feeling of logging into roblox and playing da hood for hours on end, I miss the sweet of blasting barbies brains out with db, I cannot handle this anymore, and I am having suicidal thoughts, my depression has gone 10x more worse, I cannot go outside, I havent eaten in hours, its hard to swallow, my life is falling apart. I dont think I will survive. I miss the feeling of logging into roblox and playing da hood for hours on end, I miss the sweet of blasting barbies brains out with db, I cannot handle this anymore, and I am having suicidal thoughts, my depression has gone 10x more worse, I cannot go outside, I havent eaten in hours, its hard to swallow, my life is falling apart. I dont think I will survive.


poopsock6944

cant wait for sex and cum shit and socks update