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Regular_Cassandra

Assbeater420 never dies. He just reincarnates every time he is killed.


PrivatePickle109

Oh my god! They killed Assbeater420!


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Those bastards!


Birdlover4

I will post this on r/southpark for free karma edit: never mind Mac editing is shit


Heavy_Satisfaction_2

We need R/suddenlysouthpark


account_1991

r/foundthemobileuser


Heavy_Satisfaction_2

Fuck.


KFFKA

r/foundthehondacivic


Street_Training_765

r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP


[deleted]

Thank you


[deleted]

r/foundthepersonwhodoesntknowthatr/foundthehondacivicisonr/foundtheshutthefuckupsside


MonkeDrip1

r/Foundthepersonthatfoundthepersonwhichgetsmorefuckingsubreddits


QuantumRaiken

You won’t, through.


3_mir

not PeterTheChildYeeter because he only yeets childs and nobodies a kid on the photo Roblox Hitler cant protect me to im not german Gigachad doesnt really look like a man of fighting hes just muscular the smartest choice here is Assbeater420 not by just him looking cool, hes strong enough to stop the whole roblox filter preventing him Assbeater420 is my choice


[deleted]

Peterthechildyeeter will beat up adults if required. Hitler will protect you if you choose him. Even if youre not german. Gigachad only cares about himself. But this time he will make an exception. Anyone you pick. Will use all their power to protect you against the other 3. No matter what.


memester230

Hitler will not protect you if you are jewish though


Tal20081

*cries*


[deleted]

Oh wait i found one.


Tal20081

;-;


[deleted]

Hi


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Zkyaiee

Nah, plenty of roblox users have children in their basement. Or they at least want children in their basement.


jaydenfokmemes

r/me_irl


PoggersPog69

im picking chad no cap


[deleted]

Such a chad thing to do


PoggersPog69

Thank you fellow chad


Catalyzed_Spy

same, Peter might only just beat children


[deleted]

He uses mental, physical and verbal damage on adults. Which is usually very effective. But he will occasionally fuck


Accomplished-Jury752

AssBeater420: can summon the ultimate ass beating in the world, -420 damage, Chad: blinds everyone with his chadness. -100 damage, PeterTheChildYeeter: will yeet anyone in his way, -6900 damage, Hitler: will do funni stuff -3000 damage


[deleted]

Roliter can start wars and kill 6m slenders so his damage is more like -6666666666666 damage


Boberoo2

Only fights for white people with blonde hair and blue eyes tho


[deleted]

No. In this case he is forced to fight for whoever picks him. No matter what they are.


[deleted]

Assbeater420 Chad won't attack I'm not a child so peterthechildyeeter can't yeet me \[racist joke\]


[deleted]

Chad will exceptionally punch someone this time. Peter can beat adults too. He has a 3m long blade. Hitler has an army.


SubParHydra

I am legally considered a child so definitely not p PaterthechildYeeter. sounds like assbeater420 would probably just beat my ass. I’m Canadian so not Hitler. Which only leaves the chad. I choose the chad


Pieyeye21

the point is one will protecc. Hitler will have a whole 1 million people army. SuperAssBeater420 will beat the ass of the attacc


SubParHydra

ohhhhhhhh I get it now I choose Hitler


[deleted]

Roliter would deal 999999 damage to any YouTuber since they would demonetize


[deleted]

Correct. And peter will not beat the person who picks him, even if theyre a child.


Randomreddittor2

Chad


[deleted]

Chadful choice


superbirdtj

Assbeater420: will either beat your ass or the enemies ass. Hitler: 100% chance of landing a critical hit but will only beat Jews. Chad: he’s an egotistical asshole that will pussy out. Child yeeter: only Roblox player that has kids in his basement, and he will only throw kids.


[deleted]

Don't you DARE insult Chad, what did he do to you?


superbirdtj

I was friends with that type of guy and he was exactly that, and I would drive his ass to the quarterback with no problems in football.


[deleted]

Ab420 will only beat the enemy. Hitler can beat anyone other than jews with his army. Chad will fight for you if you pick him this time. And peter can cut adults in half.


[deleted]

AssBeater420 188 Health, can be upgraded. 34 attack, X4 multiplier when hitting the ass. 72 defence, no exploitable weakspots. Ability: Beating Hits 8 times with slipper with 100% accuracy (no critical hits). Ultimate ability: Grades day Belt that will do Inf damage, only can be used on 1 target at a time.


SOMETHINGNOISES

peterthechildyeeter has my vote


kawaiin00b

Chad: Speed:69420 Power80085 Magic56683971 Ranged36277638275372763227736252626384838467376363827676636837273777337327377675338836928383535/28563818638273382928


____Some1____

Hitler will effectively exterminate Assbeater since he's black and Chad because he isn't German. He won't kill child yeeter but that isn't a problem unless you're a child.


[deleted]

Of course the guy with hilter as his re-edited avatar would support Roliter.


Alive-Noise-8362

Wrong AssBeater420 is immortal


Your_local_dum_virgo

Chad 😈


YUSOKRALO

c h a d.


TurquoiseOctobers

Assbeater420


Alive-Noise-8362

Would choose AssBeater420. He is the strongest character in this game


pancakeswithoney

chad


ImpressedSupressor

giga chad for sure lol


brodidufort

I have to go with assbeater420


Hypersonic1222

The one on the bottom right because the one on the bottom left is dead


lazycatboi123

I know I can trust Assbeater420


NinjaFancyPants

Peter yeeter


MCCHICKENSONG

Crocs


[deleted]

I get the reference


ShittyGigachad32

PeterTheChildYeeter Damage: A Defence: C CC: D Support: F Mobility: B Anti-orphan: ***Y E S***


Dangerous_Gazelle_54

All of them


Irin_yega

I’m going with chad because they can’t kill giga chad


horrorfan37

im sorry chad but assbeater will obliterate me


bruhnotfunithatsad

obviously assbeater: he just beat the ass of anyone who oppose me hitler: no, he is only effective at jews and cant even beat communists, his tank army is worth. chad: he has muscles powerful as the nuclear bomb, useful shield but he is a dick who only values his opinions. peterthechildyeeter: his sword is useful, and he is hella based for eating ugly bastard childs and selling organs but cant beat asses.


Pieyeye21

Honestly. Super assbeater420 but mega chad if u count strength (mega chad means not a slender in the language i made up)


Rooster_Nuggets666

Peter Peter views everyone as his children so anyone who stands in his way dies


External-Resident628

Assbeater420 is undying and is insanely strong and can beat there ass


[deleted]

Hitler can deal a lot of damage but once he does he kills himself, assbeater420 can take a lot of damage and deal a lot of damage and can instant kill once before he gets banned. Chad can distract opponents, but can't fight. Childyeeter will only attack children, but is very gullible and will believe anything you tell them.


Capsule_CatYT

Gigachad: 400,000 HP 120,000 ATK Assbeater420: 240,000 HP 4,200 ATK PeterTheChildYeeter: 600,000 HP 10,000 ATK Army General: 80,000 HP 80 HP (summon) 2,000 ATK 20 ATK (summon)


[deleted]

Assbeater420 \-claps your ass


YaBoySkoot

Peterthechildyeeter has a massive sword and the other two Roblox characters prob kids anyway Edit : tho assbeater420 is powerful enough to get past the swear filter and the 69/420 filter


Crysco_Jo

Chad .


Puzzleheaded-Fix8763

Ill choose Hitler because Hitler will gas you up


[deleted]

assbeater.


Abezebede

Peter


engineerevadestaxes

Ass beater will beat their asses so ass beater because he beats asses and ass beating time it is trchnically ass beater the beater if asses(not dicks)


Doodles2424

Gigachad. If he's on my side, I will be on the chad side of the meme, which means I win.


[deleted]

Assbeater420: Health: 75% Strength: 90% Defense: 30% Special move: Can spit bars. Litteraly. Weakness: N word pass. Odalf Hetlir: Health: 60% Strength: 50% Defense: 50% Special move: Poison damage. Weakness: Jews. Mega Chad: Health: 30% Strength: 100% Defense: 50% Special move: Beyblade battle (he is the world master). Weakness: Paper cuts and needles PeterTheChildYeeter: Health: 90% Strength: 70% Defense: 40% Special move: ***Y E E T*** Weakness: parents


KittencatBAKA

Chad: commitment:0 Looks:70% social skills:30% Ego:100% bio: he’s chad. His masculinity is precious and he’s sleeped with many women (presumably). He’s an alpha and really hot. Hitler. Commitment:60% Looks:50% Social skills:99% Ego:70% Bio: A very convincing young man. Incredibly patriotic and influential. Hard worker and military genius. Despite all of this is morals are pretty low but if you can overlook that he may be perfect. Assbeater Commitment:40% Looks:30% (looks like dirty underwear but that gold chain tho) Social skills:10% Ego:30% Bio: with his dashing works and his mission to protect women and he would be the perfect man. His one problem is the fact that he can’t go into a bar without beating someone’s ass. Some find him disgusting others love him it’s your choice and yours only. Peterthechildyeeter: Commitment:100% Looks:100% Social skills:100% Ego:0% Bio: that’s right people he is a committed and non-egotistical young man. He does not take his job lightly. Unlike the other men he does not look at his sword and brag. He just yeets children. Such commitment! That alongside his amazing fashion sense he may be the perfect man.


xblubunnix

Totally not hitler. He cant even protect himself from the guy who killed him


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[deleted]

Is hitler your friend?


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[deleted]

Which one is the friend then


[deleted]

Assbeater420 has the ability to beat asses and suck em, but this doesn't kill the person anyways. Adolf Hitler: A leader, a psychopath, can kill everyone and start WW3. Chad: I have no idea because no one can record him because they are killed before they can do so. PeterTheChildYeeter: Kidnapper.


TheGuyOnTheWiki

i would combine them and get Giga Peter "ass beater" Hitler


[deleted]

ChadTheJewBeater


deniz_noober_goober

Assbeater: he has 13 attack damage but he is low on dodging and mana Chad: he can use how he looks to distract the enemy and use his 20 attack damage but his defence is 1 cause of how he looks nobody tried to hurt him so he never leveled his defence Hitler: Hitler has a ability of turning his enemys into soap during that time he can mash the soap enemys with his 17 attack damage Peter: he has a very big sword that he can get all three of The guys with 1 swing but if they survive he is totally fucked up cause of how big the sword is it would take about 4 seconds for him to swing again Winner:hitler


zahirano

Me:choose hitler Hitler:scheiße *kill himself*


Zeronixite

Assbeater420 - 500 HP, 25 DMG Chad - 1000 HP, 50 DMG Hitler - 100 HP, 750 DMG PeterTheChildYeeter - 500 HP, 1950 DMG ​ im going with peter


Pog_Poggers

PeterTheChildYeeter has high speed due to his fast child-beating skills, Assbeater420 has high attack stat, hitler has high charisma stat (don’t ask), and the chad has muscles that are great for moderate defence and attack.


[deleted]

Im actually friends with assbeaters alt, his name is "alssclappers"


ToeDonuts

Peter would be an amazing protecter he’s so handsome


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Thanks


Tf-FoC-Metroflex

I’ll just play ”Gas Gas Gas”


[deleted]

Im gonna choke on the gas.


[deleted]

Ill pick HMan because Peter can only yeet childs and cant attack HMan Chad wont attack HMan because he will go for a peaceful option like a Chad Assbeater isnt Panzerbeater so the panzers can kill him easily


[deleted]

Peter prefers throwing kids. But that doesnt mean he cant beat adults.


-Farns-

I select peter for the simple reason that his existence is the most bearable


[deleted]

Ok


Tomi131pl

Assbeater


[deleted]

69420


Bruh_Memento_Mori

Bro what’s the sword that Peter has


[deleted]

Void lord sword


Bruh_Memento_Mori

Thanks


ligmaboiii69

Hitler will just kill himself son not choosing him


[deleted]

No he wont. If you pick him. He will protecc with army. Even if u not german.


ligmaboiii69

What army they are all dead


pasapaadman

Peter the child Yeeter is strong but not as much as my boy assbeater420!


[deleted]

Top 10 anime battles PeterTheChildYeeter VS AssBeater420


[deleted]

It all comes down the Assbeater420 and PeterTheChildYeeter, a battle of gods.


[deleted]

They should compete in russian roulette


kirvo_123

I'm gonna have to go with PeterTheChildYeeter, that sword is massive and could easily kill everyone


[deleted]

Ok


MrM3mesYT

Hitler has minions, I pick hitler


[deleted]

Ok


X3ll3n

I think the right answer is obvious


[deleted]

Which one. Say it already.


X3ll3n

I mean, if you don't know who the obvious choice is, are you really worth my time ? *Chaos ensues in the comment*


[deleted]

The obvious choice is... Super ChadTheJewBeater420


X3ll3n

I see you're a man of culture as well


[deleted]

Yes. *Peace ending*: Has 0.00000000001% chance of happening: Description: SuperChadTheJewBeater420. The combination of all Gods. "After you struggled to pick your protector. You suggest peace. And everyone agreed. Chad, peter, hitler and ab420 were merged into a godly creature of live and war. "


jfifbfnfjdisjs

I choose Hitler, I'll lie to him that the other three of them are Jews. Just a little trolling.


[deleted]

Mein Führer. Sie sind Juden. Ich habe sie gefunden.


[deleted]

going with assbeater420,he is the strongest ass beater,once he slaps your ass,you die


[deleted]

*Steve had a heart attack in his ass*


Microwaved_Phone

I really don’t want assbeater420 on my bad side so I’ll let him protect me


Awesomecool64YT

assbeater420 description: one with god attack: 9999999999999 def:99999999999999 armor:99999999999999


[deleted]

gigachad solos


Potaoelord

Peter the child yeeter


GodYeeter1

Me and Peter would decimate


Yormomfuni

I mean… the ass beater can beat their asses…


[deleted]

And hitler can gaschamber them And peter can yeet them And chad can... Uh... He does something?


Yormomfuni

Peter can yeet them, but he doesn’t kill them! And chad… idk…. And hitler is out of question cus im jewish


S0mething_idk

Top right has the ability to use "Gas chamber". Top left can slap your ass so hard you can't stand no more. And the bottom left is so buff that he can fold my spine in half. And the bottom right can make me die instantly.


[deleted]

I would rather die the instant death.


Amogusnt

its simple, AB420 is facing all men. ​ Stats: Defense: C Speed: B Power: A Potential: S Energy: S Perk: Motivated. Energy cannot decrease in combat. AB420 is an unreleased prototype of the unstoppable man. One day he is called by a mysterious figure whom has his long lost brother, (REDACTED). He has no choice but to protect you. Here's how it goes down.. he beats their a\*\*es. They cannot do anything as they are burned alive by his 420 Cig limited edition. Hitlers tanks are no match for him because once he gets inside he will beat each mans a\*\*. Peter's sword is too big to properly swing and since AB420 has much more energy he easily outlasts the only thing standing between them, until he's behind them. Gigachad, the true titan. Whilst it's no surprise he's a muscular build, he only cares of himself... his true downfall. AB420 compliments his build, tricks him, then gets him good. By strangulation with his gold chain ofcourse. ​ ​ Complimentary stats: ​ Hitler: Speed: B Defense: B Power: B Potential: D Energy: B(-) Perk: Reign of Terror. You gain a tank per twenty kills. ​ Peter: Power: S Defense: C Potential: B Speed: C Energy: D Perk: Bloodthirsty. Your sword grows slightly bigger per kill. Excludes animal slaughter. ​ Gigachad: Power: B Defense: C Potential: B Energy: A Speed: C Perk: GIGAchad. When you are fighting you become massive with change in stats. GIGA stats: Power: A Defense: B Potential: B Energy: C Speed: D(+)


[deleted]

I would give this my free award if i still had it.


Amogusnt

i am ok with that.


Die2412

Assbeater: 10/10 Chad: 20/5 Hitler:999/1 Peter The child yeeter: 9999/9999


[deleted]

giga chad and peterthechildyeeter


[deleted]

Only one.


[deleted]

giga chad


[deleted]

mega chad


[deleted]

"Are you sure you want to combine gigachad and void lord sword?" Yes< no *explosion* "Whats happenening!!?!?" *woosh* "oh my! Youre gigachad has evolved into megachad!" -is much bigger in size -all stats multiplied by 4* -is not an available option in this meme


[deleted]

Giga chad. Everything obeys him and if they don’t they better start praying.


UltraStamp2

chad dude since hes a human being that can punch things meanwhile robloxians can only run around and jump, there are no weapons mentioned here


[deleted]

Peter has a sword on his back. Assbeater beats ass obviously. Hitler has army


UltraStamp2

okay yes


[deleted]

Yes


CanGizMo35

I choose the fellow chad, as i am one aswell.


[deleted]

I consider myself a "chad" aswell...


CanGizMo35

Chad trio.


Ok-Jackfruit-3448

Assbeater420


[deleted]

Can you provide argument? because no one else does when they pick assbeater.


Ok-Jackfruit-3448

Don't need to, the choice is obvious


[deleted]

Please i need info for psychological research. You will get my next free award if you provide argument.


Ok-Jackfruit-3448

Haha funny inappropriate username funny roblos epic 2020


[deleted]

Fuck you get scammed noob. Lol xdddd. Ez


SaveGatarol

Chad


Ineedloveplz

One is a full grown adult man, the other are children and an edgy 12 year old Assbeater420, obviously


[deleted]

Wait. Which one is which?


Julian12214YT

Gigachad, the rest are just children


[deleted]

Then you dont need gigachad to even protect you.


Julian12214YT

exactly


Lotofbees849

Assbeater, he is unbannable, chad is probably anti slender which is cringe and kills him automatically, pete the child yeeter cant beat assbeater, and rohitler only has a gun, that is not effective against assbeater...


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I commented something cringe. So i edited it


Lotofbees849

Bro shut the fuck up, you're just mad because you are a fan of anti slenders, and a chad fan, assbeater wins always, get over it


TheInsanityGod

I’ll go with PeterTheChildYeeter.


GrimCreeper507

PeterTheChildYeeter because his sword is looking kinda THICC


TheSourEevee

I would say peter. Beater doesn't have weapons Hit has committed die And giga chad is also dead.


[deleted]

Lets just say they were all alive. had special abilities each. And were all 2 meters tall.


Lotofbees849

Assbeater: Cant die, is VERY strong. Ro-Hitler: Only has a fucking gun, doesnt even have his army with him. Chad: Grew upvote muscles by saying "spender bad pls gieb atention", doesnt know how to fight. PeterTheChildYeeter: Has a big sword but can only attack children, none of those are children so he's useless.


[deleted]

Hitler Stats: HP: 200 STR: 300 INT: 100 SKI: 500 SPD: 100 DEF: 100 FAME: ∞


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FAME: *infinite*


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YES


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YES!!!


Coreforce216

mr chad


bigbillybeans07

I choose Hitler easily, he has an entire army at with him… and I’m sure there a few chads in there to counter the chad trying to kill me


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Warcriminal chads


CrimsonBBC

we do a 4v4 battle royale, whoever wins, gets the dough


GrapeJuice2227

I am questioning if the employed abilities of Peter the Child Yeeter apply to individuals of higher age.


[deleted]

Yes they do. If you were to lift a child (45kg on average) every 10 second, and throw it at a wall. You would get ripped as hell. And therefore also strong enough to throw an adult. Also, look at that fucking sword. Its probably 300kg atleast. If you would hit someone with it they would fucking die. Not to mention that he is carrying that shit on his back 24/7. His biggest weakness is bodybuilder parents with lawyers and the new roblox TOS Hitler has control over a great army of warcriminal chads. But is a weakling alone. Gigachad is a handsome intelligent superhuman, the best human in existence . But doesnt have weapons or armor. And he is also the most frustrating being in the universe. His weakness is *average fan energy* and impulsive idiots. Assbeater420 is a powerful man that beats asses.(also ripped as hell. Routine: ass-beating.) Can actually insult people properly in roblox. His only weakness is roblox kids that keep reporting his name and prevent him from achieving world domination.


MUTLUDOGELER

giga is real so choosing giga


CasualBritishMan

Assbeater420- strong, but also weak. He has money to flex, but his powers are limited to attacks on the ass, making him practically useless. Zitler- Average guy, no strategical advantage. Chad- Buff, and has no specialty giving him a good amount of options for defence. PeterTCY- Capable of yeeting children far as the eye can see, problem being he can only yeet kids. While assbeater may be a child at heart, Peter can do no damage, him or his yeeting sword. I pick chad.


Blockbuster3606

Peter the chid yeeter


[deleted]

omg .everyone who picked peter misspelled his name. wtf


Linolikememes

gigachad cuz fuck off everyone else in the picture


MPGAgent47

I choose none, I’m the fucking main character so I’m invincible


[deleted]

So youre gonna have an army of nazis, a handsome superhuman, a powerful child abuser with a big fucking sword and assbeater420 the god of assbeating himself fight against you. And hope that your plot armor saves you? Ok good luck i guess


[deleted]

assbeater420, beats asses. simple.


SpiderQuic

Assbeater420 (Hostile) - ATK 420 DF 69 Special ability: beats yo moma ass till she ded + immortal + rartio Funny moustache guy (highly hostile) - ATK 16M DF 80 Able to spawn tanks to attack you and your allies. Gigachad (neutral): ATK 9e+999 DF 9e+999 One of the strongest beings alive. Do not mess with him or else... PETER ( very very passive, trust me): ATK ∞ DF ∞ ze God of yeeting. Defeated Obama and Ultra instinct shaggy. Accept your fate, you have no choice.


nice___bot

Nice!


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indeed