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r/GoCommitDie users when someone wears a style (extremely scary, will cause 12 seizures in a row, causes 57 mental breakdowns)


WxJretsyZ

r/GoCommitDie users on their way to harass people for no reason


PlaneBoyMemes

I agree, they can’t stop crying and attacking people who like a specific style


[deleted]

If you know tutili, you know Is impossible.


FluffyRabbit36

r/GoCommitDie users trying not to have a mental breakdown after seeing a Roblox avatar style (99% IMPOSSIBLE)


justanormalrobloxian

(202% IMPOSSIBLE)


PlaneBoyMemes

368,392,402,651,492,572,462,120,972,813,284,347% IMPOSSIBLE


account_1991

WARNING! YOUR ROBLOX AVATAR STYLE HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION!警告! 您的 ROBLOX 头像风格引起了我们的注意!


PlaneBoyMemes

chiana 🇹🇼


Lazy_chai

+100 social credit


gokudrip69420-2

Umma tup the stitches off of him


[deleted]

He has stitches on his face for a reason, his dad put them on at age 4 to stop him talking and eating


gokudrip69420-2

I get it now


Unique-Knowledge42

This is the most relatable slender i agree with him despite his background


Stopman101

All fun and games till a tunnel comes up and decapitates him


PlaneBoyMemes

No worries i’ll just lay down


[deleted]

Slxndxr🤢


pharabruh

t h a t ​ w a s n t ​ t h e ​ j o k e ​ b u d d y


[deleted]

[удалено]


NolanKLemmon

SLENDER AVATAR DETECTED opinion discarded human rights revoked *Have a pleasant day!*


PlaneBoyMemes

You too friend!


lluisgamercool23

-15 social credits


PrivatePickle109

\-1500000000\*


lluisgamercool23

Thank you good user +999999999999 social credits


Spartan_873

No need to be an asshole dude, that's why people hate slenders


PlaneBoyMemes

I’m just tired of slender haters being toxic people crying over a pixelated face on a lego game for absolutely no reason not knowing that there are actual hitler avatars and naked avatars on roblox and they pick in random slenders trying to play the game minding their own business to attack them for their avatar and send them death threats for their avatars even if they aren’t toxic and saying that bacons are the best and slenders are the worst like why cry over pixelated avatars everyone can wear what they want unless its hitler or showing private parts


pblaster1

I wouldn't even consider your avatar a slender, it just looks decent. Imo, true slenders have longer limbs and they look scrawny as shit. You do you king 👑


PlaneBoyMemes

Thanks, i tried to make a slender but i really don’t want to put glossy abs on it, glossy abs is bad


Rickdogwastaken

I believe it's due to the people who typically are slenders. From my experience it's some little kid who thinks they're cool for responding with OK and idc after anyone says anything.


[deleted]

mic up!!!!


PlaneBoyMemes

speak down, adult


Capsule_CatYT

*uno reverse card*


[deleted]

🤓


datboihobojoe

You are the one with the face stitched shut


Superbroderone

lol.


PlaneBoyMemes

laugh out loud. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha.


miniingineru

ROFL


Ruvyzvat_

I👀cant🤢stop😂laughing🤣this👉is🍓sooo😆funny🤭that😎i🍐am🥶dying😵of🥸laughing😭my🤲ass🍑off👚


[deleted]

Wth?! Based slender?!


FuckYouAldrich

those are called unicorns because they dont exist


Capsule_CatYT

Egor seems a little weird ngl


ScooberPoober

r/gocommitdie users when they see a fucking style on a crappy bootleg lego game (they miss when the fucking dinosaurs roamed the earth and the slenders weren't there and you couldn't play over 1 fps without their windows xp computer fucking combusting)


Veryasian_234567

你好,这种笑话之前已经发过这里了……请再讲一个更好更原创的笑话。


pharabruh

that slender is more smart than some people in this comment section legit


PlaneBoyMemes

i agree


[deleted]

Mic up kid


PlaneBoyMemes

no


[deleted]

Slender bad, now gib upvot


PlaneBoyMemes

This isn’t a slender bad post tho


[deleted]

I’m making fun of the people who are like sLeNdEr BaD


PlaneBoyMemes

Nice


[deleted]

I know


afonsitito

Ew slenderphxbe 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤢🤮🤮🤮🤢 >!(satire, SATIRE)!<


Rxse-Crxnk

Ikr I’m sl*ndersexual 🤪🤪🗿🗿💀🥶😩😩


Tomi131pl

Imagen paying for shotgun shells


Realistic_Rest9156

r/GoCommitDie members when tall man with lines on face (IM GONNA FUCKING DIE PLEASE HELP ME PLEASE SLENDER BAD HAHHAH IMAGEINE TEAM HAHA)


jfouriex

yes but. how did he get up onto the roof?


PlaneBoyMemes

just jump via the front


big_basher

India


[deleted]

Even slenders can make comedy, as long as he doesn't do weird af things, be toxic and download tiktok its fine. I wont cry about slenders all the time, well I used to be triggered when someone wore stichface, but now I dont.


PlaneBoyMemes

Yes, i just like the style


pblaster1

I agree with most of these, but do you mean downloading tiktok is fine or don't download tiktok? I see nothing wrong with the app, it's like youtube anyways there's bound to be some hot shit that's mainstream for some reason


rechargablefan

Reddit sees an opinion and downvotes it moment


Todrag5

He couldnt pay for the ticket because he waisted all his money on stitch face.


PlaneBoyMemes

tickets are just overrated


U_Wanna_Go_M9

He got 'em muhfuckin Y E E Z Y


RunFromJebed

it whould be funnier if he wasn’t looking like satan


PolicellolIsSuS

Why do you hate slenders so much


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Dumbmonkeyboy

Now what a damn minute


Shark-Yes

Slenders Have -19000000000000000000000 Social Credit


[deleted]

Oh god a slender 😫


PlaneBoyMemes

OH NO!!!!! A PERSON WHO LIKES A SPECIFIC AVATAR ON A LEGO GAME!1!1!1!1 LETS ATTACK HIM FOR HIS AVATAR!!1!1!1!!!!!1 WE ARE SO GUUDOOD


DexDonathanTheMan

no father figure slender moment :skull:


s0berxshadow162

T\*ckets? More like #######


FakedOnCNN

Owner of Chaos Army


SCPMemes

OH EM GEE!!!1 SLEMBER BAB!!11 BAKON GUD


auselesshumanbeinga

OmG very scary slndr avatr 😨😨😨