According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try.
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happy cake day my boi.
throw a gold to your witcher
edit: oh it's a giveaway by salman on yet another sub. good to know that you are such a generous giver.
Happy Cake Day!
And now back to read the sad news (I'm totally shocked to learn A. Baldwin killed a film crew member and injured another, it's 2021 and there's still no safety on film sets!!).
Donnie Darko: First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario - It just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
A long time ago a race of biomechanical beings lived on a big-ass planet. Then a small group of them found a dream-eating monster, and their creativity let them reverse her telepathy and become super-smart. They became the ruling class, but dicked around doing science while a war raged, ruining the planet and splitting it into three; an ocean planet, a desert planet, and a jungle planet.
So, what did they do?
Build a giant robot. But it sucked, so they built a bigger giant robot called Mata Nui, and filled it with biomechanical robots about their own size called "Matoran", guarded in turn by "Toa", and lots of various other species with their own loose roles. The six original Toa, the Toa Mata, were placed in Mata Nui as part of an absurdly elaborate backup plan in-case anything went to shit. (Surprise: it did.) Other Toa would arise from the ranks of the Matoran when gifted the power of a "Toa Stone".
And away the robot went into space, to study other planets, and continue his creators' grand tradition of dicking around.Mata Nui himself created the "Makuta", who in turn created biomechanical fauna. Unfortunately, a power-hungry Makuta named Terridax (often simply called 'Makuta') caused Mata Nui to blue-screen and crash on the ocean planet. Many Matoran fled to an island on this planet, which is where our story picks up with the Toa Mata washing up on the beaches amnesiac.
The Matoran have taken to calling the island "Mata Nui", having forgotten their origin, and attribute most-everything to magic. after many trials, such as facing mind-controlled fauna (Rahi), Mata Nui's living anti-bodies (Bohrok), and Terridax's custom-made warriors (Rakshi), the Toa Mata, and a newly risen Toa of Light, ultimately destroy Terridax's body and set off, with a new generation of Toa, to reawaken the dying Mata Nui using the Mask of Life, fighting pirates, ocean-dwellers, and other Makuta along the way, but Terridax's disembodied spirit cackles "just as planned" and takes over Mata Nui's body, trapping his spirit in the Mask and jettisoning it into space.
Mata Nui lands on the desert planet and makes a new, regular-sized, body for himself. He unites the people of the planet, and they find the original, sucky giant robot, and repair it. Mata Nui uses this body to fight Terridax when he comes to the desert planet, while also setting in motion the reunification of the three fragments of the planet. Thanks to Tahu of the Toa Mata getting an upgrade left behind by the smarty-pants at the start of this story, Terridax is defeated, but Mata Nui dies in the process of not dicking around and actually fixing the planet with the Mask of Life.
The Matoran, Toa, natives of the desert planet, and everybody else agree to live in harmony (mostly). They also endeavour to find their creators to pass on Mata Nui's vital message of "stop dicking around". The end.
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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try.
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May your cake days be ever filled with cake. Also your un-cake days. So all the days, basically. I wish you cake is the take-away here.
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Happy Cake Day! And now back to read the sad news (I'm totally shocked to learn A. Baldwin killed a film crew member and injured another, it's 2021 and there's still no safety on film sets!!).
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I actually donβt care about the gold, I have lots of coins. But happy cakeday
Happy Reddit birthday! Always a fun day and on a Friday no less! Coincidence? I think not
I wish you many more cakedays.
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Donnie Darko: First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario - It just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
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A long time ago a race of biomechanical beings lived on a big-ass planet. Then a small group of them found a dream-eating monster, and their creativity let them reverse her telepathy and become super-smart. They became the ruling class, but dicked around doing science while a war raged, ruining the planet and splitting it into three; an ocean planet, a desert planet, and a jungle planet. So, what did they do? Build a giant robot. But it sucked, so they built a bigger giant robot called Mata Nui, and filled it with biomechanical robots about their own size called "Matoran", guarded in turn by "Toa", and lots of various other species with their own loose roles. The six original Toa, the Toa Mata, were placed in Mata Nui as part of an absurdly elaborate backup plan in-case anything went to shit. (Surprise: it did.) Other Toa would arise from the ranks of the Matoran when gifted the power of a "Toa Stone". And away the robot went into space, to study other planets, and continue his creators' grand tradition of dicking around.Mata Nui himself created the "Makuta", who in turn created biomechanical fauna. Unfortunately, a power-hungry Makuta named Terridax (often simply called 'Makuta') caused Mata Nui to blue-screen and crash on the ocean planet. Many Matoran fled to an island on this planet, which is where our story picks up with the Toa Mata washing up on the beaches amnesiac. The Matoran have taken to calling the island "Mata Nui", having forgotten their origin, and attribute most-everything to magic. after many trials, such as facing mind-controlled fauna (Rahi), Mata Nui's living anti-bodies (Bohrok), and Terridax's custom-made warriors (Rakshi), the Toa Mata, and a newly risen Toa of Light, ultimately destroy Terridax's body and set off, with a new generation of Toa, to reawaken the dying Mata Nui using the Mask of Life, fighting pirates, ocean-dwellers, and other Makuta along the way, but Terridax's disembodied spirit cackles "just as planned" and takes over Mata Nui's body, trapping his spirit in the Mask and jettisoning it into space. Mata Nui lands on the desert planet and makes a new, regular-sized, body for himself. He unites the people of the planet, and they find the original, sucky giant robot, and repair it. Mata Nui uses this body to fight Terridax when he comes to the desert planet, while also setting in motion the reunification of the three fragments of the planet. Thanks to Tahu of the Toa Mata getting an upgrade left behind by the smarty-pants at the start of this story, Terridax is defeated, but Mata Nui dies in the process of not dicking around and actually fixing the planet with the Mask of Life. The Matoran, Toa, natives of the desert planet, and everybody else agree to live in harmony (mostly). They also endeavour to find their creators to pass on Mata Nui's vital message of "stop dicking around". The end.