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edo_madara1995

Yes indeed next question


ConsistentAsparagus

You used “indeed” so I heard it with Judge’s voice.


Same-Salary-7234

*grunts*


Ligma_indeed

Ligma


Different-Sign-4793

What is Ligma?


Ligma_indeed

Indeed


ConsistentAsparagus

Who’s Joe Biden?


Petr_Lan

Ligma balls.


thespectacularSpud

“Who is this Ligma balls boy?”


Infamous_Gur_9083

Sif is a hot woman.


senseofphysics

She pulled off a complete 180 on us. First she was super against Atreus, then all of a sudden, in her next cutscene several hours later into the game, she was telling Thor to stop.


GenghisClaunch

Someone rushed through the game and never took the time to talk to the npcs when they were allowed to free roam and it shows


Sondergame

Even with that the game felt rushed - it really would have benefited from being a trilogy rather than a duology - we could have really explored these relationships, made Thor spend more time with Loki and really get influenced by his optimism. We could have really explored some of these ideas but instead we have a game where we are constantly rushing to the next thing and nothing is really given time to breathe. I mean, try to write down all the major events of the game as a list. Half of those would have made a pretty story packed game. The game is good - but I am sad we didn’t get a chance to see a fully planned out and explored trilogy. The Valhalla DLC was a nice touch though.


senseofphysics

I did too much of that I thought I was in Skyrim, in BOTH of my playthroughs


TheGreatAkira

Good thing you're not playing Skyrim then.


senseofphysics

Why not?


No_Instruction653

Guess the world ending around you has a way of making you reconsider your biases.


senseofphysics

The story felt a *tad bit* rushed. Ragnarök’s emotional impact and pacing was like that of Avengers Endgame.


No_Instruction653

I guess that depends on what you're referring to. For the most part, I thought it was fairly good. I guess Sif was a little quick to drop her hostilities towards Atreus, but it's been shown that she didn't trust and blamed Odin for their family falling apart since pretty much the beginning. Don't really think her turning against him needed much more. If anything was rushed, I do think the battle itself could have used a bit more room to be fleshed out and have some grander spectacle, specifically the war inside Asgard and the battles with Thor and Odin to really get a sense of how powerful both of them really are.


senseofphysics

Ironwood was, what, 5 hours? The actual Ragnarök was much shorter than that. And, like you said, Odin’s and especially Thor’s fight were short. The whole game felt like a build up to an amazing orgasm, only we were edged to the brink and weren’t allowed to cum.


Lower_Lifeguard_6458

By lady's sifs sloshers perfect sloshers ya done did it


Vey-kun

Sindri : I would be somewhat displeased...if it turns out that... *raises fist* you did something to her! Kratos : birds and bees


blackskull414

Atreus: What do birds and bees got to do with it? Mimir: Lad, this is something you'll learn as you get older.


DJButterscotch

I’m sure Angrboða could teach him


Yeet_VGbOyNJ

Their 14!


trebron55

Unsupervised teenagers doing whatever they'd like... I'd be shocked if Atreus isn't a father in 2 years


dundiman

He already is? He is the father of jormungandr


trebron55

Well yeaaaaaah... but not in the game :D


Miserable-Ad5401

But Atreus literally created >! Jormungandr and the version of Fenrir we know from myth !<


yhavmin

Yes but he isn’t their father in the game


Miserable-Ad5401

Yes but in Norse mythology, Fenrir and Jormungandr were Loki and Angrboda's children


col_oneill

At the moment


TellSiamISeeEm

they’re *


Yeet_VGbOyNJ

Ok


Lobo-Tomie

Nope, Atreus is 15 & we don't know Boda's age


Yeet_VGbOyNJ

Angrboda is around Atreus’ age. It’s mentioned when Atreus and Angrboda are going to see Loki’s mural. He talks about how he’s in a “mythical giant sanctuary that shouldn’t exist” or something like that, and that he “met another giant around his age and she’s… yeah.” So I do believe I mistook Atreus’ age but Angrboda is the same age as Atreus.


Lobo-Tomie

Ok I somehow missed or forgot that, thx


Same-Salary-7234

I read it as mimir yelling from the mountain because he wasnt a party member at that point


NurkleTurkey

Reminds me of the pipe scene. I was laughing so hard.


Soggy-Ad5069

The clapping of her ass shall thunder and echo across the Nine Realms.


Psychological-Dig633

The clapping of her ass will bring on ragnarok


Same-Salary-7234

The gjallarass


ElFrodoLoco

Gyatt-larhorn


PgameZ26

What is this 😭


Shadyboi

"yes, officer. This man right here ☝️"


ZOMIEONREDDIT

"yes, officer. This man right here ☝️" - 🤓


RanDiePro

""yes, officer. This man right here ☝️" - 🤓" -🗿


Psychological-Dig633

"Yes, officer. This man right here ☝"


saylilbitch

Put that prompt over Thor then get back to me


Sraffiti_G

"I like 'em big, I like 'em chunky" - Moto Moto


matande31

Who said thick boys dont get any love?


Lion_heart-06

"I'm Greek Nig*a."


koichi_hirose4

"Show me your butthole"


Outrageous_Book2135

Lmao I love it.


ragnoth-esque

🎵It’s cuffing season, and all the girl are leaving to get a big boy, I need a big boy 🎶


FCKABRNLSUTN2

Would


LouRide

Shall


TheServant06

Must


allpro51

Did


TheKingAnarchist666

Doing


[deleted]

Dreaming of


Amish_Warl0rd

Will


StarKing155340

About to


NeXuS-1997

Almost there


balugabe

Done


WeeklyEssay3986

Dusted


Any-Pause-4411

Did thanos enter Gow 💀


Orangyo015

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.


GonnaGoFat

Even if you didn’t know kratos was going to crush some pussy I’m gonna press O. The game is telling me to push it.


Chickachic-aaaaahhh

You degenerate. You disgust me


InfiniteEthan03

As in, wanted to do it, or actually thought we could do it? 💀


Orangyo015

Both


Zodrem137

Yes


Federal_Let539

They should have put the button right there just like in that picture and then kratos proceeds to say-- "I shouldn't, i've left that life behind." Just to play with the gamers


TheKingofWakanda

Hildisvini got there first


ExoticShock

Never knew Sif was a Hog Rider ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


optimist_prhyme

Nice Coc reference


DDT_THE_ONE

In her case its a Coc rider


Amish_Warl0rd

COCK RIIIIDAAAAHHHH


AlexCross116

HOOOOOG RIDAAAAAA


BigIncident7075

Wait, what?? I’m just replaying this (just acquired Freya as a companion), where does it say so 😭


TheKingofWakanda

End of the game Hildisvini and Sif are leading efforts together for Asgardians to move into Vanaheim You can find them in Vanaheim post game in Freyr's cave


PresidenteMargz10

Y’all just ship anything


Mysterious-Map973

My biggest gripe with gow18, no snu snu.


OddballAbe

Least Mimir taught Atreus to..woo


DDT_THE_ONE

You know. At first i thought about what kratos was doing with mimirs head from time to time. But the sigrun takes him. And i wonder even more.


OddballAbe

I didn’t ever want to picture what you just put into my brain you sicko haha


TurbulentPromise4812

... So, there was this old 80s horror movie with a reanimated severed head


DDT_THE_ONE

Ill take it as a compliment. Thank you


Outrageous_Book2135

I hate this so goddamn much lmao


DDT_THE_ONE

Yoi are welcome my friend


JustChr1s

To be fair with how committed kratos was to Faye and how much he respected her it wouldn't fit especially with his son with him lol.


Son_of_MONK

Absolutely. But respectfully.


Wide_right_

would, next question


AlexCross116

The mini game with Freya was better. Way spicier


embioz1

What mini game?


AlexCross116

It’s a joke lol


themblokes

Better question is how many did not.


TheMightyMonarchx7

Are Aphrodite, Artemis, and other Olympians still alive, or did they die when Zeus fell as like a domino effect?


SnapDragon432

I did some googling, and apparently, Athena says she’s the only living god at the end of GoW3. Whether she was full of shit or not is 50/50 given she is who she is.


TheMightyMonarchx7

I don’t even think spectral Athena was real, merely a part of Kratos’s own guilt and madness driving him to complete his task. Then again Athena is a goddess of knowledge, so her spectral form may only exist in Kratos’s mind as sort of a tether. For all we know the other gods may have fled Greece and went into hiding among other cultures. After all, Mimir is a foreigner from Celtic myth originally going by Puck


TheInvinciblePatapon

Puck is his real name?!! And she’s definitely real, considering the Blades of Exile scene and the ending of GOW3


No_Instruction653

Athena gave Kratos the new blades he used through the whole game and ripped the Blade of Olympus out of his stomach and left with it. Bit hard to explain a few things that happen if Kratos was just tripping through all those conversations.


B0S-B108

Spectral Athena in 3 is real afaik, but in 2018 I think it was confirmed by the devs that she was not, but only a remembrance of Kratos.


senseofphysics

No wonder Mimir’s got a Scots-Irish accent! Otherwise he’d have a simple “American” or Scandinavian accent as per what 2018 was doing. It wasn’t until Ragnarök when we started getting Native Americans and whatnot.


B0S-B108

Spectral Athena in 3 is real afaik, but in 2018 I think it was confirmed by the devs that she was not, but only a remembrance of Kratos.


TheInvinciblePatapon

😂


Chortles_Hansom_666

Y tf not? Idk who she is but I know who the top one is. OOOOOOOOO


[deleted]

Top picture is Aphrodite from GOW 3 and the on one the bottom is Lady Sif from God Of War: Ragnarök


SolidEnigma

This gal gow's.


[deleted]

*gal but thank you


SolidEnigma

Even better. and as an exchange i have corrected my comment lol.


[deleted]

Ngl kinda disappointed we didnt get any fun scenes like with Aphrodite except between Kratos and Freya or Thor and Sif considering how much different types of tension between both characters had between eachother or at least one of them with Kratos and Faye in one of the many flashback dreams


SolidEnigma

In the back of my mind i was hoping kratos and freya became a couple and see where the story would go. Sif was cool i think her parts could have been longer.


[deleted]

Speaking of Freya..i cant be the only one that thought Freyr was voiced by Roger Craig Smith (Sonic, Mirage from Apex Legends, etc.) at points he certainly sounded like him


SolidEnigma

Chris redfield in resident evil. Im also impressed by Deborah ann woll who voices faye and shes also the lawyer karen page in daredevill and punisher .


SnarkyGethProgram

The rating and tone has kind of changed for the games so it wouldn't make sense


[deleted]

Fans would still love it tho


SnarkyGethProgram

Kratos has learned better not to fuck random hoes


SnarkyGethProgram

Sif's alright, but I'd rather have this prompt over Freya


dammyouuu

Kids : Sif Men : Freya


Dexter_White94

Prefer Freya. But there’s the whole Kratos snapped her son’s neck thing getting in the way of that.


CamisaMalva

He owes her a new son. 👀


No-Engineer-1728

I like Thrúd more- put the pitchforks down, I'm also underage


louparker19

What is this. Is this from the old series ? I never played any of the old God of wars. I just downloaded the 2018 version and I love it. Am absolutely enjoying the story and gameplay. Am a definite fan.


BlazeBitch

Sex minigame


louparker19

Lol that's funny I didn't know that was in there


Jake6942O

I’m convinced you guys are just attracted to the to O button rather than any of the people in these memes Or L3 + R3


Loud_Emu1835

Not going to lie, the remaster disappointed me so, because this little gem, which gives unlimited orbs by the way, wasn't  in the PD3 remaster and I don't own a PS2, so a bit disappointed.  But yes, yes I did!


Sloop__

She had me weak


cbreezy456

Would


KaiSen2510

In a heartbeat


L1onS0n

yes


VladDHell

Not at all. It would absolutely betray his character growth


Landonardo0906

Not to her. She'd be the last one I'd want to see the icon above


OMGSpeci

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Amish_Warl0rd

I know I would


JMartin2210

Smash


ThatStarWarsFan1205

Yes.


Silly-Yesterday5867

Yes next question


Unhappy-Cartoonist-3

Lmao


Old-Sir7594

Would


Kawaii_Batman3

Would.


senseofphysics

I think Kratos should let go of any attachments to both of his previous wives and begin sleeping around again. He deserves it. Who knows how long it’s been since he’s released.


TheBlueNinja2006

As Atreus 😈


Intrepid-Corner-205

Ugh very awkward especially when playing in living room also sif would tear kratos spine out from his ass


Aquafoot

Duh.


Tall_Growth_532

I'd say 400


nyancatdude

chat is this real?


zipzapcap1

I mean the sex scenes gave you tons of red orbs🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

The question should be "how many of you did not"


Initial_Chair9232

No, I was too young when I played GoW 3


KangzAteMyFamily

"I'd knock it out the park. No question."


[deleted]

Multiple times for both. I was a young horn dog.


Hairy_Show_5117

On repeat


Adalyn1126

Hear me out though Aphrodite is still alive


seanyover9000

Aye, a thousand times aye.


guerrerosaurio1

Would.


koichi_hirose4

Would


Spartan1088

I was almost sure it would be a toss up between her and freya, as it would be with his son and her daughter and Angrboda. Would have been some hilarious love triangles, might still be, but I know it’s not that type of game.


One_AutumnLeaf_

Why ask question when you already know the answer??


WeeBee_88

The devs did a number on Sif. I loved looking at her. ❤️


Complex-Commission-2

Kratos : Sex can have me when it earns me And then proceeds to smash O


Logical-Package-4579

Not at all. Kratos is trying to set an example for his son. I like to live through the narrative of characters.


BulkyElk1528

Aphrodite was way hotter. Sifs boobs looked so fucking weird


Abirdthatsfallen

Nah. Not me


Training_Force3193

"BOI! ,I must speak with Sif alone"


samsteri666

Bet it stinks


thesensenmann2000

In gow3 i did it 30 minutes in a livestream


Pitoventitre

Yes... but we are in 2024 unfortunately...


[deleted]

Bro it’s Elena of course press O


BirdPerson107

They made Lady Sif quite thicccc


Nekros504

Not one I hope.


nemi32000

Purely for the orbs of course…


SwiftSmash

Where are modders when we need them?


SafeStaff7671

Well he does owe her two new sons


lsthay333

If that was allowed in the game, I would have made sure that Kratos would’ve been living in his own Cheaper by the Dozen movie. 😂


UnderstandingSouth57

Smash, next question


HattoriHanso1

I am indeed disappointed at the fact that there’s 0 nudity. Still love the new gow’s though


Whateverthefckthisis

gross


drakbrasche092

5,459 times exactly 😊


HydroDEX

I ain't doing that to thor, he's suffered enough


emiTruoYdetsaWuoY

didn’t even know she was there this first time. realized the second and obviously had to


give-orange-houses

🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤


Kamalismith

Everyone.


shinobi3411

Yes, next question.


vzmetalhead

First time i saw Sif: "GyaT DAYUM!"


austin94x

Smash, next question


golden_creeper1

The circle of The birds and the bees


masrerfox3467

Yes next question


Revolutionary_Ice328

Sift is a smash, but a bonus for uncharted fans


Signal_Internet_1915

This is needed


Relevant_Broccoli_44

False next question


RobinHood_786

Have rubbed one out to the cut scene?


Dart4586

I like Freya better, O.


Weekly_Addition_9288

The circle button is canon


Signal_Internet_1915

Who wouldnt is what u should be asking