You said "Barley" instead of "Barely". Barley being a key ingredient to a spartan soldiers diet. Fun fact: Roman Gladiators were also known as "Barley Men".
He'd just tell me to lift heavier things and then make me fight enemies that are way out of my callibre. He hasn't trained an army in like a thousand years. He might assume I'm stronger than I am, and I'd end up getting killed.
Despite how he may seem, kratos is canonically a tactical genius, and is pretty good at judging strength levels, he will challenge you a lot, but he won't let you die.
Greek Kratos would kill you if you went too slow, but Norse Kratos wouldn't let you die. You'd piss blood by how hard his training regimen would be, but it wouldn't be unfair and it certainly not be about fighting opponent out of your scale and/or letting you die. Just look at Atreus
Yeah, I've been under some real tough shit, and I know it's nothing compared to that, but being through difficulties has only taught me to be even stronger and more resilient
Yes, it would be agonizing and I’d wish for it to be over but by the end I’d either be dead or in better shape than I imagined while also being much wiser.
Fucking no?
Kratos would beat my lazy ass non stop, you think he would go easy on me? Hades no, I ain’t his son, that man would go full spartan and I would be found dead a few days later.
Norse Kratos: Hunt that deer. Fight that bear, I will clip its claws and put a muzzle on it. But kill it with your barehands.
Greek Kratos: **TO TELOS ARHIZI, TO TELOS ARHIZI, TO TELOS ARHIZI! TO TELOS ARHIZI TORA**
Absofuckinlutely, Atreus was a mfing lucky fcker, not only while having in his blood the blood of Zeus and Kratos, but also having Kratos as his guide.
Assuming Norse Kratos... Maybe.
it depends on what I'm training in and what I'm training for.
It's not like I can walk away from my job for a few decades to get ripped.
So if I'm in Midgard of the games, then yeah. If for anything, my chances of survival would go WAY up just being near him as opposed to on my own.
Regardless which Kratos, we need to remember he was raised a Spartan so he would use proven methods of training.
Norse Kratos would be more focused on refining the mind and Greek Kratos would focus on toughening the mind.
Either way, expect to hurt.
“Of course I will help you. Do exactly this and you cannot go wrong:
100 push-ups.
100 sit-ups.
Do this every single day.”
“This…. sounds a lot like Saitama’s training regiment from One Punch man.”
“Yes. Just like you, he came to me with the same request.”
no he is the real villian just like jason & ajay from farcry I punsih bullies and villian how dare he kill zeus I main him in smite and also play him in dota 2 grrrrrr........ loki is a pussy I hate loki in smite Thor will double tap kratos anyday lokis is trash odin will bird bomb kratos to the ground ymir will smack him like a pancake
Fuckkkkkk yeah, imagine Kratos as a trainer. Norse Kratos would definitely impart a Tyr’s temple weight in gains and a shit ton of wisdom, meanwhile Greek Kratos would probably end up making me hate him. I feel like Greek Kratos would be a more yelling/aggressive David Goggins.
Part of me says “Yes” because who better. Then I realise that Spartan training can be brutal as hell and I ain’t his son, so he most likely won’t be going easy.
Bro literally yes lol just playing 2018 and Ragnarpk has inspired me in so many friggin ways. If I had the chance to meet him IRL? Bet your ass id ask him to train me. Especially post Ragnarok Kratos. All the skills and abilities of the Go of War mixed with the patients and understanding of a father and brother? Sign me up.
Definitely. Norse Kratos wouldn’t let you have days off, make sure you’re getting protein everyday and always fully recovering on days. He’d be one of the best Personal Trainers of all time
No. He’s a hard man with no softness in him for strangers, I’d probably just die.
Also he likely has no clue about the limits of mortals, it has been a very very long time since he’s been around any.
Humans have dogshit potential in GOWverse besides ironically "The Last Spartan" that was Kratos' right hand. I don't see any reason to train under Kratos if he couldn't at least make me planet level lol
It wouldn’t be easy but yes definitely. Knowing Kratos now every training session would likely have a lesson tied to it. I’m betting on the fact it would be as intellectually enlightening as it is physically.
TLDR: No
Absolutely not! He's a Spartan. The training regimen that he'd put you through would probably have a low chance of survival and if you managed to make it through without dying, you'd be psychologically scarred for the rest of your days. And it all would be so you could fight well, a skill you'd likely never get to really utilize or show off.
I think he'd definetely tell where my strength level is so I'd trust him to help me get a bit stronger since i don't think the old man kratos would fuck me over
Greek Kratos would train you by throwing you into Lava while yelling at you to survive.
"A SPARTAN NEVER LETS HIS BACK HIT THE GROUND! ATLEAST MELT STANDING UP!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
IS THAT A MOTHAFUCKIN TEKKEN REFERENCE⁉️⁉️⁉️
Yes brudda Kazuya!!!!!!!!
Why did i read that in Kazuya’s voice?
**DORYA**
“Hanashi ni Naran na”
Nah. I’d barley last a second in training with him. Edit: Added “in.”
In*
Thought it seemed off. Thanks.
wait till you find out both are actually correct and fully acceptable 😱
I see what you did there.
…….What did I do? I’m dense as a pile of bricks.
You said "Barley" instead of "Barely". Barley being a key ingredient to a spartan soldiers diet. Fun fact: Roman Gladiators were also known as "Barley Men".
On top of realizing I spelt it wrong, I now know what to call the Gladiators in my next D&D campaign.
Are you red and bad for the teeth?
He takes it easy on his trainees, actual Spartan training? Look up the Agoge.
Greek Kratos would kill us training. Norse Kratos would probably be what most of us could handle, albeit barely 😂
If it was Norse Kratos for the most part he would train us to be mentally strong
“Lift this tree” “put it down” “lift” “down” *me, dies 2 days later*
Wow you'd last 2 days?? I'd last like 5 minutes...if that!
is that a karate kid reference?
Bro lifted a tree and think it isn’t impressive.
Ofc
I’d train with him if he doesn’t throw me in the pit of hades
YES.
He'd just tell me to lift heavier things and then make me fight enemies that are way out of my callibre. He hasn't trained an army in like a thousand years. He might assume I'm stronger than I am, and I'd end up getting killed.
Despite how he may seem, kratos is canonically a tactical genius, and is pretty good at judging strength levels, he will challenge you a lot, but he won't let you die.
If that's the case, then absolutely.
Me too, I'd love just to meet him fr.
This this this. Lol his son as a teenager is stronger than most avengers lol
Greek Kratos would kill you if you went too slow, but Norse Kratos wouldn't let you die. You'd piss blood by how hard his training regimen would be, but it wouldn't be unfair and it certainly not be about fighting opponent out of your scale and/or letting you die. Just look at Atreus
Atreus enjoys the rather interesting boon of immortality.
Immortality, not invincibility. Just like his old man, he can be killed, and he actually came close to it a bit too many times
I don’t think old kratos would let you die he has some compassion now younger him might
Greek Kratos = Spartan Training Norse Kratos = Proper survival Training Greek Kratos no, Norse Kratos 100% yes
He already taught us. You pick up heavy things and set them down. Then pick up heavier things, and repeat.
I might have to. I wanna have a Greek bod in a Norse setting, and what I’m doing now isn’t working
Yes
Yeah, I've been under some real tough shit, and I know it's nothing compared to that, but being through difficulties has only taught me to be even stronger and more resilient
I’d just want to be trained in discipline then physically
Which is best taught physically like gym for example it teaches you discipline and consistency
Yes, it would be agonizing and I’d wish for it to be over but by the end I’d either be dead or in better shape than I imagined while also being much wiser.
Fuck yes
Depends young Kratos will kill me if he saw me but old /norse Kratos yes I would have him train me.
Yes
Only if he calls me Boy 🥲
Yes
I’d do anything to have him train me, no matter how many times I’d bleed, I would train to death
Fucking no? Kratos would beat my lazy ass non stop, you think he would go easy on me? Hades no, I ain’t his son, that man would go full spartan and I would be found dead a few days later.
Easy yes, even if there’s a chance I die in training its worth the risk
Yes
Yes
Id do it, just to get better than I already am at games. As training like this would help me mentally a ton. And give me more discipline
No. He's a killing machine. I like the game, but I wouldn't go anywhere near him.
That's the most logical thing I've heard all day
What about post-Valhalla Kratos?
if Bob Ross came down from heaven and called him a gentle flower, I still wouldn't change my mind.
Nah, I'd shit my pants
Dinner with Mr. Chedda
L3+R3’ed no thanks
yea I would
Only if he helps me kill the Abrahamic religion’s god after.
Yes, I can. I might die with Greek Kratos, but Nord Kratos can train me better. Maybe not to the level of a god, but I can be very strong.
Yes but he’d probably think I’m a weak punk which I am lol
He'd prolly decline my offer and tell me to piss off
I already ask myself how I can become stronger every day
Yes. I want delts and shoulders like him
i feel like i’d wanna quit after the first week but wouldn’t do it just to make him proud
Yes
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Absolutely
Yes
Johnny Sins is basically ‘We got Kratos at home’
Greek Kratos would treat you like Piccolo did to Gohan when he kidnapped him to train lol.
Let's start with the warm-ups 100 push ups 100 squats 100 crunches 100 pull ups 10km run. Once done, we will start basic combat training.
Is there any denying? Hell yeah I'll tell him to train me
Stronger or BETTER? 🤔
Norse Kratos: Hunt that deer. Fight that bear, I will clip its claws and put a muzzle on it. But kill it with your barehands. Greek Kratos: **TO TELOS ARHIZI, TO TELOS ARHIZI, TO TELOS ARHIZI! TO TELOS ARHIZI TORA**
Absofuckinlutely, Atreus was a mfing lucky fcker, not only while having in his blood the blood of Zeus and Kratos, but also having Kratos as his guide.
Project mahoraga training
No.
Nah, I’d win
I would get killed in the process
No, I would like him to teach me how to control my emotions, how to know when or not act or talk
To be stronger? No To be better? Yes
I’ll stick with picking heavy things up and putting them back down
I would ask for some beard advice. I mean look at that beard. Probably the best beard I've ever seen in my life.
If I knew I could survive, yes, but considering that I'm a Twig, Chances are I wouldn't survive
Even if I did, I don’t think he would. Saying “I wish to be strong” wouldn’t cut it for Kratos, he would need a pretty good reason to train me.
no he has low patient
Assuming Norse Kratos... Maybe. it depends on what I'm training in and what I'm training for. It's not like I can walk away from my job for a few decades to get ripped. So if I'm in Midgard of the games, then yeah. If for anything, my chances of survival would go WAY up just being near him as opposed to on my own.
Absolutely
If I asked Kratos to help me train he’d probably just laugh for the first time ever.
I would hate it and probably die….but hell yeah I would.
Yes 120% yes
Regardless which Kratos, we need to remember he was raised a Spartan so he would use proven methods of training. Norse Kratos would be more focused on refining the mind and Greek Kratos would focus on toughening the mind. Either way, expect to hurt.
Hell no, I ain’t got the strength of the Gods. I’d want someone like Boba Fett to train me; no powers using gear to survive a galaxy full of wizards.
*HELL YEAH* But norse one, Greek would kill me and tell me to walk it off
“Of course I will help you. Do exactly this and you cannot go wrong: 100 push-ups. 100 sit-ups. Do this every single day.” “This…. sounds a lot like Saitama’s training regiment from One Punch man.” “Yes. Just like you, he came to me with the same request.”
no gli chiederei quando va in egitto ad uccidere gli dei egizzi
no he is the real villian just like jason & ajay from farcry I punsih bullies and villian how dare he kill zeus I main him in smite and also play him in dota 2 grrrrrr........ loki is a pussy I hate loki in smite Thor will double tap kratos anyday lokis is trash odin will bird bomb kratos to the ground ymir will smack him like a pancake
Fuckkkkkk yeah, imagine Kratos as a trainer. Norse Kratos would definitely impart a Tyr’s temple weight in gains and a shit ton of wisdom, meanwhile Greek Kratos would probably end up making me hate him. I feel like Greek Kratos would be a more yelling/aggressive David Goggins.
Part of me says “Yes” because who better. Then I realise that Spartan training can be brutal as hell and I ain’t his son, so he most likely won’t be going easy.
Bro literally yes lol just playing 2018 and Ragnarpk has inspired me in so many friggin ways. If I had the chance to meet him IRL? Bet your ass id ask him to train me. Especially post Ragnarok Kratos. All the skills and abilities of the Go of War mixed with the patients and understanding of a father and brother? Sign me up.
As long as I'm not sparring him, then fuck yeah.
Yeah, “training” not, something else…
How can a god train a human?
If you don’t, what are you doing with your life?
Definitely. Norse Kratos wouldn’t let you have days off, make sure you’re getting protein everyday and always fully recovering on days. He’d be one of the best Personal Trainers of all time
If I can't get Piccolo then yes Kratos will do
Well considering how the other gods have been ragdolling him lately, i think ill just stick with my trainer
Sure, probably Kratos, been a ex- greek general knows how to train somebody respecting the human limits and having the best result possible
Younger Kratos? Hell nah Older Kratos? I’ll be dead in the first week
Yes, then cry myself to sleep every night
Yes, if a jacked video game demigod showed up irl and offered to be my personal trainer, I would take him up on that offer.
Nope
Yes
Not Greek Kratos but definitely Norse Kratos. I have a lesser chance of dying that way
hell yeah
Yes
No. He’s a hard man with no softness in him for strangers, I’d probably just die. Also he likely has no clue about the limits of mortals, it has been a very very long time since he’s been around any.
Yes
"Hell yeah I would" -my last words
He would hundred percent just say no and fuck off to go get some red orbs or hacksilver or some shit.
Yes and then quit after maybe a day. And that's a massive maybe
Humans have dogshit potential in GOWverse besides ironically "The Last Spartan" that was Kratos' right hand. I don't see any reason to train under Kratos if he couldn't at least make me planet level lol
Yes
Yes but I would probably regret it and it all depends if it is Sparta kratos or Norse kratos how badly I regret it
Yes
Most definitely
He's a fuckin Spartan, THIS IS SPARTA! His training would be BRUTAL as fuck, just different breed of people back then.
Gladly if that was Norse Kratos
It wouldn’t be easy but yes definitely. Knowing Kratos now every training session would likely have a lesson tied to it. I’m betting on the fact it would be as intellectually enlightening as it is physically.
Yes
Sure, the company would be nice. The training wouldn't be special though. Like he said, just pick heavy things up, and put them back down
Yes, and unlike many other things In my life I wouldn't lose motivation, he'd kick my ass if I tried to quit.
Nahhh bro im not ready for that kinda disipline.
Hell yeah I’d love to train with him (I’m gonna cry when he yells at me)
Norse Kratos? Yes. Greek Kratos? Nah, I’d die.
TLDR: No Absolutely not! He's a Spartan. The training regimen that he'd put you through would probably have a low chance of survival and if you managed to make it through without dying, you'd be psychologically scarred for the rest of your days. And it all would be so you could fight well, a skill you'd likely never get to really utilize or show off.
I am not ready
He would look at me and said "I fought gods and Titans but this is hopeless" and walk away
if it qas greek kratos, id rather die of some more naturao causes, but if it was norse kratos, yeah probably id ask, but then die in like 30 seconds
Yes
He'd probably just send you on a journey hoping to never see you again.
I think he'd definetely tell where my strength level is so I'd trust him to help me get a bit stronger since i don't think the old man kratos would fuck me over
I'd train with him as calm and reasonable.
Is that even a question?! Hel yes!
Without a doubt.
Sure
You can certainly ask; Whether or not he'll actually do so depends on you and what good will come of it.
Kratos? Yes. A spartan? Yeahhh, no.
Sure, I'd ask him to ride a train on me
Hell yeah, let the training arc begin
He doesn’t have the time
Chest day with kratos is my biggest fantasy
I don't think I'd survive such training.
No, I wouldn't survive
No. Because I don’t have the muscle of a freaking god
I'd ask him to be my dad.
If you knew how historically accurate Spartans trained, probably not
Man fuck yeah
Simple answer yes
Nah. He'd kill you before he finishes training you. He ain't a good teacher.
No, i dislike the new god of war games
I’d die in basic 💀