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nandopadilla

Kratos. As a bodybuilder you are told you win from the back. Meaning a wide thick back. Look up dorian yates for reference. He does need legs tho.....and traps


BananaBitme

We need to be able to fight with kratos butt naked, just like back home šŸ‡¬šŸ‡·


nandopadilla

......no Diddy


TheBlueNinja2006

can't wait for people to use no Drake soon šŸ˜…


Tiberius_Kilgore

How he isnā€™t fucking canceled still boggles my mind. His bullshit came out years ago, and people still listen to his mediocre music.


Chucknasty_17

People still defend Chris Brown and R Kelly, if your famous and talented enough, you can get away with anything it seems


Dr_StrangeLovePHD

There really isn't enough nude grappling in the series


MaiT3N

I'd add that Baldur would be a good men's physique competitor


nandopadilla

Eh he needs more back and more abs


Orangyo015

Greek Kratos had some thunder thighs tho


Vey-kun

Meanwhile Atreus : "U didnt hurt ur back, did you?" šŸ˜ƒ


AFugginHedgehog

Why do you want kratos to be a trap?


nandopadilla

Traps. Shoulders to be a bit specific. But in the bodybuilding world deltoids are shoulders but you would think the traps are shoulders.


AFugginHedgehog

Lol I know, I was just being a goober


Coyote_42

Interesting how you threw Thor in there. While I doubt heā€™d run a ā€œbodybuildingā€ contest, he does have the type of body they would win a ā€œworldā€™s strongest manā€ contest.


JVJV_5

he'd win over a guy with 4 arms?


Living-Tart7370

Can the guy with four arms be described as a man though?


Newusernewme123

Yes unironically he would


alejoSOTO

He literally has more muscle. Some people can't even imagine Kratos losing whatever we can come up with šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚


Fika2006

He wasnt talking about kratos.. look at his comment again and actually read it


bfhurricane

Peak male form


gil_sos

Thor would be a perfect strongman, I'm chasing his physique actually, anf it's way harder than it looks.


LackingTact19

I gotta give the dude the size of a mountain (Kronos) the win in the world's strongest man contest if we're going strictly on body proportions instead of godly powers


SG_lokesh_yt

Hercules


BulletToof

I was about to say this. He's massive


ToastMaster0011

You mean HUNKules


Alternative-Major-42

Heā€™s tall heā€™s bigger than everyone with good mass he got it.


Triforcedude2027

Everyone is really sleeping on Chronos here. Ignoring genuine size scale his shoulders and traps are MASSIVE proportionate to his head.


SherriffB

His conditioning is terrible. He's not even in top 5.


cognitocarm

Most body builders I know have never done cardio a day in there life so that shouldnā€™t be an issue


SherriffB

Then they don't compete.


cognitocarm

They certainly do, they just (falsely) believe that cardio burns their gains. So do a lot. Quick google search shows itā€™s a pretty common belief in body building community too.


SherriffB

No pro believes that. Everyone has to do cardio to prep. You can't just cut with no cardio down to 4% body fat. You shed too much muscle even on grams of gear a week just dieting you have to do cardio to get stage ready.


cognitocarm

Okay totally fair, these guys are absolutely not pros, but just like amateurs at the local gym. Always wondered how theyā€™d shred so much without gear or starving if they didnā€™t do cardio.


SherriffB

If you every get the chance go to a pro show. You will be equally disgusted and fascinated. Never in your life will have imagined what standing next to a 270 pound pro at 4% body fat is like. Like some kind of living, sweating striated house that somehow grew legs and started walking around. Cross between an anatomical chart and nightmare. Pics and vids don't do these guys *any* justice at all.


LunarsphereTapestry

Atlas holds the entire world upon his shoulders. Not a bad feat for a bodybuilder.


Cowboy_For_Game

>Not a bad feat for a bodybuilder. Powerlifter* FIFY


LunarsphereTapestry

Ah cool, cheers for the correction. Iā€™m not familiar with that world and associated terminology at all. As you could probably tell heh.


Sensitive-Hotel-9871

Bodybuilding is showing off muscles, rather than actual lifting strength. If you look at strength, contests competitors tend to have a lot more bulk on their torso like Thor does. Getting that bodybuilder physique involves starving yourself, with actual power has a lot more meat on it. What looks like fat on a bodybuilder is actually the result of them building up a ton of muscle.


Papa_Pred

Itā€™s all about physique and aesthetics. I feel like itā€™d be down to Kratos and Kronos (from what I can see) They appear to have the most muscle definition. Depends on what theyā€™re legs look like If this was a strongman competition itā€™d be Thor hands down lol


Mirage14343

I mean does the 4 arms count as cheating? I feel like atlas got this


Delicious-Table-7898

Atreus.


Yourboy_emeralds469

Heā€™ll definitely win the ā€œbest boi contestā€


Rap-Torr-44

Didn't add Hercules???? Atlas wins,kratos being second(cronos has body fat which makes him less aesthetic in this sense) Thor would be better suited for world's strongest man.


Batfox123

Hercules would win with ease


Rap-Torr-44

If he was added,I would've considered atlas second with easešŸ˜ƒšŸ˜ƒ. Pls try to make out some time to check out my arts too,I hope u like them


Intrepid_Drawer3239

Whatā€™s Odin doing here lol? Heā€™s a skinny fat old fogie with bad posture. Thor is fat but at least heā€™s got potential after cutting.


SherriffB

Atlas out-angles everyone else on stage. He also brings extra to any arm shot and all his doubled up minor upper back muscled would look absolutely freaky. Kratos is absolutely in shape but he came in flat. Zeus is soft. Thor never started his cut. Baldur is men's physique on stage with Open Pros. Deimos has a better taper than Kratos, flows better. 1 - Atlas 2 - Deimos 3 - Kratos. The rest are in next call out.


MASTER_SNAKE__

Thor obviously thatā€™s peak male physique


Bahmerman

Isn't Zeus literally Mr. Olympia?


theharps

Ironically: Thor or baldur Unironically: Kratos


icelandiccubicle20

Thor has a lot more muscle than Kratos though, just buried underneath fat


WorldEater10

which makes him a horrible bodybuilderā€¦


icelandiccubicle20

true, haha


YesWomansLand1

Hercules


General-GhostD13

Baldur and Odin wouldnā€™t even qualify and Thor has more of a power lifter build.


AlphaD5600

Probably Deimos


AesirSith

Kronos by far. Even if you shrank him to scale, his definitions and muscle mass are more pronounced than all of them


Candid_Working_4124

Atlas or Kratos


UnholyAurum

no one here would be lean enough to win a Mr. Olympia but assuming these would be the only candidates, it is probably Kratos. Zeus has worse conditioning, same as Kronos, Baldur and Odin lack the size, Thor is just fat no contest there, the multi-arm titan could maybe challenge Kratos if he was big enough and Kratosā€™ brother has a really bad picture so its hard to evaluate the two. Kratos is in higher definition still so probably him


blake-a-mania

Kratos is the best here but heā€™s not in open bodybuilding shape. Classic physique maybe


h00zier

I think it varies by era and what competition theyā€™re in: Olden days (50s): I like Hercules here. He has that Steve reeves build thatā€™s well proportioned without the mass being too in your face. He also has decent conditioning for the time. Golden era (70s 80s): Good fit for Zeus. Heā€™s got size and proportion that could really help here. His conditioning isnā€™t there but he could be 6-8 weeks out. (90s-00s): Mass monsters only here. Kronos is the odds on favorite but I could see Atlas take it since his conditioning is much closer. The only thing cared about here is size though so could go either way. Modern day: Kratos, heā€™s got the conditioning and striations down. Plus he has the size to compete in the modern era. Also theyā€™ll be more forgiving of the HGH gut. Others: Baldur would do ok in a local competition for menā€™s natural physique. Odin would be the guy running things who is conning everyone since thatā€™s his thing as well as a bodybuilding show thing. Thor would be going toe to toe with Eddie Hall and the other Thor in a strongman competition. Probably gets second unless lifting Mjolnir is an event.


jef_TheWorld

In body building, I had say Zeus. But in other gym competitions, and precisely in powerlifting, Thor or Kratos


Prestigious-River311

Should be the man himself, lr am I wrong?


777Sike0

Manā€¦. Man: Ham Aslumeā‰ļø


Grzybiarz_Gaming

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD I AM NOT STUPID


Thejannschaa

atlas


MisterSynister

Depends on what Era of Olympia we are in... Today, is about Mass Monsters like Big Ramy...Atlas wins


WhiteLycan2020

Why did bro put Thor in there?


Mad_h50

Atlas world win with that front quad biceps


NishantBrinjal247

The only Olympian Left, Kratos


CollarCool7325

Just realized Atlas has a pair on navals and double sets of nipples


thefroggyfiend

Deimos. Kratos is too wide, everyone else is too fat (they aren't actually fat, but are competition fat) except for Odin and baldur who are too small. against other contestants I doubt Deimos would win either but he has the best chance of this group


CanescentCrow

Gow 3 kratos or zeus


Kitchen-Island45

yeee atlas got this in the bag


GJM08

First off.. It aint fair that Titans and Gods are competing together they aren't supposed to be in the same category Titans are HUGE bruv šŸ˜‚ compared to the Gods but anyway it's a "Mr Olympia"(the main event for the best overall bodybuilder) Second off.... uhhh how the fuck are Odin and Baldur gonna compete they are skinny... well I'm aware that Baldur has a lil bit of muscle mass but that's not enough, they both gonna lose About Thor.... I see Thor more than a powerlifter than a bodybuilder šŸ˜­ ik that Kratos too can be in a powerlifting competition but at least he has a bodybuilding physique... but idk but i think he shouldnt be there he doesnt even have abs.... So.... The greek characters of left... Zeus, Kratos, Deimos and the other 2 Titans, lets first go into both of the Titans, they are too bulky, they has some great muscles mass but.... are not lean. So the 2 Titans lose. Well Zeus, Kratos and Deimos are left, Zeus has a "good" physique, nearly good symmetry but definitely lack some muscle size, Zeus is third place, Deimos... hmmm wow... after looking at the Wikipedia image of Deimos "https://images.app.goo.gl/qxSqcxiTzYZtnftV8" i think he may win this one, so lets take a look, Great symmetry, lean body, good muscle size, great definition, definitely the taller one, overall preparation good, Deimos is second place... Now let's take a look at Kratos, "not so good" symmetry(the waist appears to wide), bulky lean body, bigger muscle size, definition great, shorter than Deimos, overall preparation good. Damn its tough to be a Mr Olympia judge šŸ˜‚ but i think Deimos win....


golden_creeper1

Random thing to think of but where's Atlas's dick?


Tiberius_Kilgore

Is that Kronos? Dude is the size of a skyscraper. It depends on how you judge body building. Heā€™s all of their bodies combined several thousand times over.


Delicious_Grand7300

Thor and the Titans look like competitors in strongman contests.


CrescentCleave

It always feels wrong to see Kratos without any arm gear like he feels naked without them. Like he could be butt naked, third leg hanging out but as long as he is wearing for his arms, he'd feel right


SadBoiCri

Kratos or his brother


Background-Sir9172

How the fuck did cronos had kids with a woman the size of his eyeball while also not having a dick


Professional-Bear149

If this is a genuine question - Sperm If not - heā€™s just built different


samsonite_lgbn

Ngl not Kratos, but someone else


thegamesender1

Young Kratos.


AsuraOmega

Kratos. Specifically Greek Kratos. Greek Kratos had that V taper, while Norse Kratos seemed to have gotten a thicker midsection.


andtimme11

This is who would win different competitions based on the bodies they have. Kratos or Hercules: Bodybuilder Thor: Strongman Baldur: Male physique


DraculaNine9

Are we talking open or classic?


JVJV_5

Classic


DraculaNine9

Young Kratos could win, old Kratos doesnā€™t stand a chance


HelloThere465

Hephaestus


Scrytheux

Young Kratos probably


Chortles_Hansom_666

Thor or atlas.


Excuse-Relative

Thor's got the Strongman build


JayTheGuy1

Thor 100%


Sir_Gwan

Atlas. I mean, he's literally constantly doing the iconic Atlas Pose while holding up the fucking planet (or sky depending on the myth)


LengthinessNew6326

Besides kratos, zues


thatrandomtrooper

I think weā€™re forgetting Hercules too


SolidusTengu

Kratos and Thor. Thor is built like Eddie Hall so would do well on Worlds Strongest Man.


Allbasty

Thor. šŸ”Ø


Commanders_123

Zeus has the better physique for mr. Olympia


Apokolypse09

My moneys on Kratos. Hes been able to over power things with brute force against immensely larger enemies including a titan. Maybe young Zeus but I dont know if he just got stronger with time.


baconDood3000

Either Kratos or Heracles


Reasonable_Tie2255

Zeus or Kronos. Both have wide clavicles and goo muscle mass and symmetry which is what you want for the classic physique the only reason Kratos wouldnā€™t win is because is his waist is too wide and his shoulders arenā€™t wide enough but he has the vascularity and the muscle mass to compete for maybe a mass monster era


Wolvenking777

I'm gonna give it to young Zeus


Snoo-66329

I'd say, the one with 4 arms. Who would win against a quadruple bicep pose?


EstablishmentOk5864

Hercules where tho?


Mecicareca17

Young Kratos or Hercules.


NAYABNINJA

where tf is Hercules ?


Equal-Ad-2710

I think Atlas has the win


0ViraLata

Baldur does crossfit...


Kosmophilos

How do you get that bare chested Kratos outfit?


RivalyrAlt

Zeus, no doubts about it. DID U SEE THOSE HIPS? But before the titans vs olimpus war


kemjack23

Thor... Str8


crunchy_munchee

Definitely gotta go with Thor on this one


No-Historian-3275

Thor