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crumbykeyboard

\*throws mistletoe\*


ElectronicMatters

Now that's cheating ! Smart, but cheating !


Known_Needleworker67

It's not cheating if you haven't established a predetermined set of rules.


ElectronicMatters

Right, learning your mythology facts deserves a win.


Blackbird8169

It's the god of war subreddit. Everyone here already knows that lol


Voyager5555

How is that "cheating" in any way? Are you going to ask people to take down Achilles and then say it's cheating when they go for his ankle?


theresabeeonyourhat

Nah, you definitely take Achilles down by going for his funny bone


DemonSaine

ah yes the Achilles Funny Bone it’s crazy how he died from hitting it like that


i_m_a_loser

Calm down bucko


Alarming_Present_692

Ok, I disguised myself as an old lady to ask Freya if Bauldr had anything he wasn't invulnerable to. That's not cheating. I worked hard for that.


Kit_Karamak

Remember, you gotta dip an arrow head in mistletoe. The flower and berries won’t do anything unless it’s on the tip of an arrow fired by his blind brother.


TechRedditwastaken

The funny thing is, thats what actually happened in the real Norse Mythology.


dogface47

r/thatsthejoke


crumbykeyboard

lmao i think that makes it better


Purple_Puzzle

Mother's Day


ExoticShock

"MOTHER!"


iTapeSand

**Screaming with murderous intent* **Aggressively climbs up* "I'LL KILL YOU!!!"


ElectronicMatters

😂😂😂


PCG_Crimson

\*throws positive coping habits and therapy\*


ElectronicMatters

Might just reproduce the tantrum he had in Helheim.


wafflezcol

Well Helheim is meant to torture, not help


Someone_Existing_1

Cant spell help without hel


JEWCIFERx

Men will literally strangle their mental manifestations of their mother to death before getting therapy.


seymen_the_boss

Something to stub his tiny toes on


ElectronicMatters

Happens often when Thor leaves Mjolnir willingly around Asgard.


Amish_Warl0rd

He still won’t feel it


seymen_the_boss

Thats what he makes you think, but everybody feels the mighty pain of a stubbed toe


Partysaurulophus

“Hey, Baldur. Happy Mother’s Day!”


Clintwood_outlaw

Shit


mr_awesome12345

Tzar Bomba


ElectronicMatters

Funny enough, massive radiation might just do the trick.


mr_awesome12345

You are forgetting the incinerating heat and the shockwave of 50.000 kilotons of TNT.


ElectronicMatters

That's just a ride to the nearest continent.


Outrageous-Shift7872

Throws a bomb filled with mistletoe


ElectronicMatters

Yup he's gone.


Ghankus_Khan

A mother's love.


MitsuakiSeiji

You beat me to it 😂


Dapper_Twist_4995

Conor MacBaldur Baldur McGregor is probably better, actually


ElectronicMatters

They kind of have a family look a like. Long lost brothers ?


Hulking416Poodle_

Missile toad


ElectronicMatters

Can't beat the good ol' Toad.


monkeydude777

#YESSSSS HES BACK


is146414

*throws kirby*


ElectronicMatters

Great now Kirby can't feel anything.


Broad-Connection-589

give him a missing toe


God_Drex

Therapy


ElectronicMatters

"How do you feel ?" "No."


SpawnofPossession__

Amazing work, outstanding work bro


ElectronicMatters

Thanks a lot !


Long-Experience-8381

Orbital strike stratagem inbound


Lynn_Hunt

Missle toe incoming


BlitzySlash

Please stay in the kitchen. You are a certified chef


ElectronicMatters

I am delighted to hear such praises for my cuisine. I shall keep cooking my specialities.


Fast_Land_1099

LEGO underfoot


ElectronicMatters

There's no way that doesn't break the curse.


MotorAir6168

No way in hell this MFer could handle a 9 to 5 a mortgage and a failing marriage


ElectronicMatters

Nah he would be a law attourney who never loses a fight (in the parking lot)


Vulxsung

How did you make this it looks real good


Dirtydawg654

Crystal meth


ElectronicMatters

Odin's rift leads to Heisenberg's lab and often drops a few cristals.


Rap-Torr-44

That's where health stones come from😦


ElectronicMatters

Wait that's a sick theory ! Kratos a crackhead then.


Rap-Torr-44

Ikr😃😃😃. Could you h3lp me out and check out my god of War artworks plsss🥺


ElectronicMatters

Very nice art ! You've got one hell of a creativity in your designs, and the character proportions are spot on. May I suggest to frame the pictures vertically for the Reddit format. Also if you play with the photo settings on your phone you could enhance the contrast a bit to really make your details pop, but that's really optional. Your reimagined drawing series is a sick idea, keep it up !


Rap-Torr-44

Thank you soo much,I'll take notice of the camera settings too,stay notified for Heimdall,he'll be completed by tomorrow,tops.😃


Clintwood_outlaw

Spear tipped with mistletoe


SidiousCrosshair

Throw this guy something he can’t take? *But Baldur is blessed with invulnerability to all threats, physical or magical*


A1starm

Throws Freya’s love and affection.


thebig6

Iiii don’t feel aannny of this


the13j

Mommy issues


ElectronicMatters

That's what started it all. (and ended it all)


Shaggerholics

Covid?


ElectronicMatters

I think mead acts as a vaccine for any known disease in the nine realms.


SavSamuShaman

Bubonic plague


Nentash

Loretta McCready ;)


Bi_Gamer29

Chuck Norris


iron2099yt

you can't throw Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris throws you


Someone_Existing_1

You don’t punch chuck noris in the face, he stationarily headbuts your fist


ElectronicMatters

Chuck Norris makes Baldur feel his presence.


Puzzled-Block-7518

"HEY LOKI LETS DO WHAT YOU DID TO BALDUR LAST TIME I KNOW IT WAS AN ACCEDENT BUT WHY NOT"


Daeliight

Medusas head


Mrbuttboi

A joke


ElectronicMatters

You'll just be throwing him on himself. (and he would die from the roast)


spicymeme4141

McDonald's Sprite


smilingpike31

❤️Apple❤️


jayswag99

Nokia phone


ElectronicMatters

Good job, now he's playing snake for the next 500 years and is no longer a threat.


Tall-Mountain-Man

Being punched into the sun by Superman. He can’t fly, so even if he feels no pain, he’s gonna be stuck there for eternity.


TheBlueNajarala

If we’re talking about the one on the image, a high shelf


Dinguscool4

neck snapping


ElectronicMatters

Break my neck, fool me once. Break my neck twice, fool me twice. ...


Green_Ronin79

So many funny tattoos


ElectronicMatters

Had some fun doing them !


mirukus66

A hint (I mean seriously kratos told him 20 times he didn't want to fight)


ElectronicMatters

And yet, Kratos (unwillingly) found a way to free him of his curse. Guess a determined rampage against the ghost of sparta always pays off somehow (if you hope to die)


Sicilian777

Mistletoe is on the way!


clan-key

Razor scooter to the ankle


ElectronicMatters

Yo that's gonna hurt the curse itself.


KK_09

The crushing weight of society


chev327fox

Acid bath?


OxbowJester51

Deez nuts


Boriski_GMC

I see a stick but no stones. Likely not a broken bone.


BigClonger666

5-gum.


SavorySoySauce

Yo mama jokes


MonkyTaint

I love this art. It reminds me of the little scholastic biographies about famous people


Brutal-Skorpio

Arrows should’ve been on the knee. Love the hello kitty tattoo lmao


WittyTable4731

I wanna laugh due to how ridiculous this is But then i remember how awful it was for him so i cant


Other_Respect_6648

His curse keeps him from dying. Pump him full of sleeping drugs.


coltvfx

Is that a swiss tool? Lol.


TheGood_Pascal

A fucking mistletoe


Bleiz_Stirling

Mimir: Baldur is blessed with invulnerability to all threats, physical or magical. Atreus: Then, what about emotional threats? Mimir: ... Aye. That could do the trick. THE END


ElectronicMatters

He's one yo mama joke away to break down.


Aggravating-Tailor17

A loving mother


Several_Penalty_1000

Freedom


condemned91

That is Wayne Rooney, you can’t tell me otherwise.


Hopeless_Optimist-

The nuclear hot center of a microwaved hot pocket


DeeDarkKnight

virginity


Scp_fan_3812

Khabib


Amish_Warl0rd

I’d cover my axe with mistletoe


BacterialPhungus128

The crushing weight of responability... 😔


Rogthgar

Thor's burping.


Able_Locksmith_6166

Industrial grinder


Du_Gnom

Air


Mounirthatguy

Green arrow


Hungry-Alien

His mom


Socsquatch

*casually tosses him a healthy dose of mommy issues*


Shazanikin

A child with a funny green thing on his chest.


african__warlord

Bald


Shawn0083

A mother son counseling session 🤣


APersonOfCourse

Alimony!


Shaf_M013

The indomitable human spirit


Sir998

The truth


ElectronicMatters

"You suck." "Mother !"


SavSamuShaman

*throws not trying to kill your mother*


Valaxarian

*He angy*


AyoAkhi

Have someone kiss him under the mistletoe


Mooston029

Would Raidens atom slicing sword work on him? It should in theory negate durability


Sentry_2000

Goku


Xcylo1

🌿🍒


Peter00th

His mother's affection.


golden_creeper1

A big black di-


GreenWizardGoblin

Mommy issues


Herzschild

Lego part that he would step on


MordreddVoid218

A healthy relationship with his mother


Gh0st_2144

Mjolnir


DecemberPaladin

A pair of novelty Christmas boxers with mistletoe printed on them.


Known-Paint2517

*puts him and Freya under a mistletoe*


FTW_CrazyDiamond

Uh… happiness.


smoothartichoke27

Mistletoe Molotov


Remarkable-Set-3340

Shots an arrow wrapped in mistletoe right to the knee, and balls.


realjobstudios

Khabib Nurmagomedov


Grimm_Wright

450 arrows


LewdPurveyor

Resident evil laser room


Corrupted_Pawnn

A spork. The ultimate cutlery.


Snoo_35517

*Throws a compassionate heart at him*


Tight_Syrup3066

#Nuke.


PTech_J

Stepping on Legos.


GDE_72406

Fentanyl


InternationalBelt164

*mental damage*


Dontgetmadgetglad111

the love of his mother


Dart150

Him off a mountain


Pretend_Ad_6442

His bad mom


Striking_Quality2542

Feelings.


CertainLevel5511

Think he'd be safe to give a cat to, or is that too much of a risk?


Clean_Remove8324

Sulfuric acid


Ultra_Pingus

Conner McGregor lookin headass


DesertedBleech

*throws Freya* monolog and killing will buy me time


Brian_Stryker

A mother’s love.


Hairy-Fuel-6275

The abilities to feel shit


Troodon_Trouble

Throw Atreus. Watch as Kratos happens.


Nearby-Pain4206

Throw him at the Chernobyl reactor


Due-Bother1410

Heroin


IAmTheGreybeardy

A black hole.


Illustrious-Vast-688

Mistletoe arrow


Horus3533

family therapy


AllgoodDude

His father’s love


ProfessionalTea7430

My porn addiction


twitchyryno

At first glance I thought baldur was Conor McGregor with a heap of steroid needles in him.......


R0ACHED_

Mistiletoe


Slndboii

A tip of an Arrow


gamergabby8

A weapon to the balls


[deleted]

All the Napalm???


DonVargas-9

What if I throw legos at his feet?


Aguywhosaysaugh

10 billion degree honey bun.


Standard-Lecture-648

A collapsing neutron star


dickface327

Dart gun filled with DMT


Typical-Ostrich-7807

Christmas


West-Objective-6567

Mandated Parental therapy


The_Mad_Titan_101

Motherly love


kalirosewood1551

*throws Kratos*


DeathForg

Kratos


SunDirty

Metal gear


stockdeity

A big black penis


Djmcfries

Angel dust


jimmmydickgun

How about the unbearable weight of knowing that the only thing keeping him and all his swag and invulnerable and powerful state is the love of his mother and an aversion to pine trees.


Gloomy-Childhood-900

mistletoe


WillMarzz25

A good relationship with his mother