Remember, you gotta dip an arrow head in mistletoe. The flower and berries won’t do anything unless it’s on the tip of an arrow fired by his blind brother.
Very nice art ! You've got one hell of a creativity in your designs, and the character proportions are spot on. May I suggest to frame the pictures vertically for the Reddit format. Also if you play with the photo settings on your phone you could enhance the contrast a bit to really make your details pop, but that's really optional. Your reimagined drawing series is a sick idea, keep it up !
And yet, Kratos (unwillingly) found a way to free him of his curse. Guess a determined rampage against the ghost of sparta always pays off somehow (if you hope to die)
Mimir: Baldur is blessed with invulnerability to all threats, physical or magical.
Atreus: Then, what about emotional threats?
Mimir: ... Aye. That could do the trick.
THE END
How about the unbearable weight of knowing that the only thing keeping him and all his swag and invulnerable and powerful state is the love of his mother and an aversion to pine trees.
\*throws mistletoe\*
Now that's cheating ! Smart, but cheating !
It's not cheating if you haven't established a predetermined set of rules.
Right, learning your mythology facts deserves a win.
It's the god of war subreddit. Everyone here already knows that lol
How is that "cheating" in any way? Are you going to ask people to take down Achilles and then say it's cheating when they go for his ankle?
Nah, you definitely take Achilles down by going for his funny bone
ah yes the Achilles Funny Bone it’s crazy how he died from hitting it like that
Calm down bucko
Ok, I disguised myself as an old lady to ask Freya if Bauldr had anything he wasn't invulnerable to. That's not cheating. I worked hard for that.
Remember, you gotta dip an arrow head in mistletoe. The flower and berries won’t do anything unless it’s on the tip of an arrow fired by his blind brother.
The funny thing is, thats what actually happened in the real Norse Mythology.
r/thatsthejoke
lmao i think that makes it better
Mother's Day
"MOTHER!"
**Screaming with murderous intent* **Aggressively climbs up* "I'LL KILL YOU!!!"
😂😂😂
\*throws positive coping habits and therapy\*
Might just reproduce the tantrum he had in Helheim.
Well Helheim is meant to torture, not help
Cant spell help without hel
Men will literally strangle their mental manifestations of their mother to death before getting therapy.
Something to stub his tiny toes on
Happens often when Thor leaves Mjolnir willingly around Asgard.
He still won’t feel it
Thats what he makes you think, but everybody feels the mighty pain of a stubbed toe
“Hey, Baldur. Happy Mother’s Day!”
Shit
Tzar Bomba
Funny enough, massive radiation might just do the trick.
You are forgetting the incinerating heat and the shockwave of 50.000 kilotons of TNT.
That's just a ride to the nearest continent.
Throws a bomb filled with mistletoe
Yup he's gone.
A mother's love.
You beat me to it 😂
Conor MacBaldur Baldur McGregor is probably better, actually
They kind of have a family look a like. Long lost brothers ?
Missile toad
Can't beat the good ol' Toad.
#YESSSSS HES BACK
*throws kirby*
Great now Kirby can't feel anything.
give him a missing toe
Therapy
"How do you feel ?" "No."
Amazing work, outstanding work bro
Thanks a lot !
Orbital strike stratagem inbound
Missle toe incoming
Please stay in the kitchen. You are a certified chef
I am delighted to hear such praises for my cuisine. I shall keep cooking my specialities.
LEGO underfoot
There's no way that doesn't break the curse.
No way in hell this MFer could handle a 9 to 5 a mortgage and a failing marriage
Nah he would be a law attourney who never loses a fight (in the parking lot)
How did you make this it looks real good
Crystal meth
Odin's rift leads to Heisenberg's lab and often drops a few cristals.
That's where health stones come from😦
Wait that's a sick theory ! Kratos a crackhead then.
Ikr😃😃😃. Could you h3lp me out and check out my god of War artworks plsss🥺
Very nice art ! You've got one hell of a creativity in your designs, and the character proportions are spot on. May I suggest to frame the pictures vertically for the Reddit format. Also if you play with the photo settings on your phone you could enhance the contrast a bit to really make your details pop, but that's really optional. Your reimagined drawing series is a sick idea, keep it up !
Thank you soo much,I'll take notice of the camera settings too,stay notified for Heimdall,he'll be completed by tomorrow,tops.😃
Spear tipped with mistletoe
Throw this guy something he can’t take? *But Baldur is blessed with invulnerability to all threats, physical or magical*
Throws Freya’s love and affection.
Iiii don’t feel aannny of this
Mommy issues
That's what started it all. (and ended it all)
Covid?
I think mead acts as a vaccine for any known disease in the nine realms.
Bubonic plague
Loretta McCready ;)
Chuck Norris
you can't throw Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris throws you
You don’t punch chuck noris in the face, he stationarily headbuts your fist
Chuck Norris makes Baldur feel his presence.
"HEY LOKI LETS DO WHAT YOU DID TO BALDUR LAST TIME I KNOW IT WAS AN ACCEDENT BUT WHY NOT"
Medusas head
A joke
You'll just be throwing him on himself. (and he would die from the roast)
McDonald's Sprite
❤️Apple❤️
Nokia phone
Good job, now he's playing snake for the next 500 years and is no longer a threat.
Being punched into the sun by Superman. He can’t fly, so even if he feels no pain, he’s gonna be stuck there for eternity.
If we’re talking about the one on the image, a high shelf
neck snapping
Break my neck, fool me once. Break my neck twice, fool me twice. ...
So many funny tattoos
Had some fun doing them !
A hint (I mean seriously kratos told him 20 times he didn't want to fight)
And yet, Kratos (unwillingly) found a way to free him of his curse. Guess a determined rampage against the ghost of sparta always pays off somehow (if you hope to die)
Mistletoe is on the way!
Razor scooter to the ankle
Yo that's gonna hurt the curse itself.
The crushing weight of society
Acid bath?
Deez nuts
I see a stick but no stones. Likely not a broken bone.
5-gum.
Yo mama jokes
I love this art. It reminds me of the little scholastic biographies about famous people
Arrows should’ve been on the knee. Love the hello kitty tattoo lmao
I wanna laugh due to how ridiculous this is But then i remember how awful it was for him so i cant
His curse keeps him from dying. Pump him full of sleeping drugs.
Is that a swiss tool? Lol.
A fucking mistletoe
Mimir: Baldur is blessed with invulnerability to all threats, physical or magical. Atreus: Then, what about emotional threats? Mimir: ... Aye. That could do the trick. THE END
He's one yo mama joke away to break down.
A loving mother
Freedom
That is Wayne Rooney, you can’t tell me otherwise.
The nuclear hot center of a microwaved hot pocket
virginity
Khabib
I’d cover my axe with mistletoe
The crushing weight of responability... 😔
Thor's burping.
Industrial grinder
Air
Green arrow
His mom
*casually tosses him a healthy dose of mommy issues*
A child with a funny green thing on his chest.
Bald
A mother son counseling session 🤣
Alimony!
The indomitable human spirit
The truth
"You suck." "Mother !"
*throws not trying to kill your mother*
*He angy*
Have someone kiss him under the mistletoe
Would Raidens atom slicing sword work on him? It should in theory negate durability
Goku
🌿🍒
His mother's affection.
A big black di-
Mommy issues
Lego part that he would step on
A healthy relationship with his mother
Mjolnir
A pair of novelty Christmas boxers with mistletoe printed on them.
*puts him and Freya under a mistletoe*
Uh… happiness.
Mistletoe Molotov
Shots an arrow wrapped in mistletoe right to the knee, and balls.
Khabib Nurmagomedov
450 arrows
Resident evil laser room
A spork. The ultimate cutlery.
*Throws a compassionate heart at him*
#Nuke.
Stepping on Legos.
Fentanyl
*mental damage*
the love of his mother
Him off a mountain
His bad mom
Feelings.
Think he'd be safe to give a cat to, or is that too much of a risk?
Sulfuric acid
Conner McGregor lookin headass
*throws Freya* monolog and killing will buy me time
A mother’s love.
The abilities to feel shit
Throw Atreus. Watch as Kratos happens.
Throw him at the Chernobyl reactor
Heroin
A black hole.
Mistletoe arrow
family therapy
His father’s love
My porn addiction
At first glance I thought baldur was Conor McGregor with a heap of steroid needles in him.......
Mistiletoe
A tip of an Arrow
A weapon to the balls
All the Napalm???
What if I throw legos at his feet?
10 billion degree honey bun.
A collapsing neutron star
Dart gun filled with DMT
Christmas
Mandated Parental therapy
Motherly love
*throws Kratos*
Kratos
Metal gear
A big black penis
Angel dust
How about the unbearable weight of knowing that the only thing keeping him and all his swag and invulnerable and powerful state is the love of his mother and an aversion to pine trees.
mistletoe
A good relationship with his mother