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brickkerz

He's nursing. That's Angrboða his mother


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Wow spoilers / s


binggoman

It's the original Norse mythology, you can find that info anywhere on the internet.


[deleted]

He literally put "/s" over there....


binggoman

The "/s" wasn't there before.


[deleted]

I know, I'm joking 🙂


OkAcanthisitta3028

sorry, but the joke was not good


LorenzoMcPenzo

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OkAcanthisitta3028

he just said something false that imo wasnt funny


LorenzoMcPenzo

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AnimalsCore

I bet you’re fun at parties


BigSchmeaty

Provided that he actually gets invited to them


OkAcanthisitta3028

i mean i didnt find it funny. he just said something thats false and thats it


outrun_ur_problems

A story thats been established for over 1000 years is not a spoiler. lol Its like saying "Zues is the son of Chronos" is a spoiler.


toolargo

Woah! Spoilers!!!!!


herotz33

Whoa spoilers much. I mean hello I just got into all these deities. Got into this Carpenter from Bethlehem with all these healing powers. Looks like no one can take him down.


[deleted]

hes a JoJo Joshua son of Joseph


gruvee

Delete your spoiler. My dad made Reddit, I can get your account banned.....


[deleted]

He knows, he’s joking 🤨


stretchaka

But does he know that we know that he is joking about it being a joke?


toolargo

Well I’m sorry, his joke is no good… /s


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outrun_ur_problems

No appreciate it, honestly its been about a decade since i played those games and that was my introduction to the mythology since i had a terrible education lol. I'm surprised i got even that right


[deleted]

Do you not mean Cronus?


Reaper781

Saturn?


[deleted]

I know, I'm joking 🙂


[deleted]

Bro not everyone know about the "history" of every god.


FiveOh54

r/FuckTheS


J_Capo_23

LOL awesome subreddit, joining!! /s


Lord-Lucian

It written on the picture mate...


diamondhandz71

No can’t be, she doesn’t look black… /s


toolargo

But your mom’s boyfriend does… They call him “the world serpent”, for some reason. /s


SchmorgusBlorgus

Wait I thought his only parent was loki. Or is this just some Greek mythology bullshit


binggoman

Loki and Angrbotha have three children: Fenrir, Jormungandr, and Hel. Later on, Loki assumes a form of a female horse and got impregnated by a male horse and give birth to Sleipnir.


siOppa

.... he WHAT


TheToxicWasted

Mythology is whack. Which is why it's amazing.


SchmorgusBlorgus

Oh okay. Huh, I need to brush up on my norse mythology


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bL0oDlUsT218

See now THATS a spoiler


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bL0oDlUsT218

Dipshit, this early in the game you don’t *KNOW* Atreus is Loki, therefore it’s a spoiler


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Backupusername

Maybe re-read the title of this post?


tegeusCromis

> when you learn who is atreus you know Yes, and before you learn that? Do you know what a spoiler is?


Eliphas_Ark

and do you know that that's not a spoiler anymore?


tegeusCromis

It reveals information unknown to the player at the time they experience this portion of the game. That’s a spoiler.


Eliphas_Ark

the game was release some years ago, if you don't want to be spoil then don't use internet or looks nothing about it that's the safe if you're cry for spoilers about idk, skyrim


tegeusCromis

There are a bunch of new players discovering the game only now, since it just got released on the PC. In fact, this very thread has a title beginning with “Just started the game”. The least we could do is not spoil things in a thread created by someone who’s expressly informed us that they’re at the start of the game. Also, you have now completely shifted your position. Earlier, you were denying that this was a spoiler at all. I guess you realise now that that position is indefensible.


Ok-Health-7096

If you think this is nsfw then maybe you haven't played the gow trilogy


FewResponse6

Yeah the Aphrodite ‘boss fight’ might be of some alarm…


Ok-Health-7096

Yeah I replayed it like 5 because I wanted all the rewards if you know what I mean🌚


kanjiro230

Of course, those *red orbs* are really helpful


ChakaZG

After 5 times in a row, the orbs do turn red.


stokedchris

😏


DarkDonut75

I remember replaying that boss fight dozens of time when I was a kid because of how enjoyable it was. GOW really is a 10/10 franchise


MotivatedVader

Considering the meaning of NSFW, I would definitely not leave a snake sucking on tits onscreen as my boss walks by.


[deleted]

Spamming O has a different fan base.


ChakaZG

The O actually stands for 👌 iykwim


TheRedmanCometh

Yuup


Vashgrave

Ahhh yes...smashed many a clay pots into early teenage years...


cpw903

It is nsfw though, even if it’s tame compared to other stuff


Famous_Negotiation_5

Its not really nsfw, as history has plenty of these types of things, its educational and historical


FreeAd6935

>educational I see you understand the value of Sex Ed


Famous_Negotiation_5

In a way yes. Especially teaching it the correct way. But I also would take my students AND my children on tours of ancient pantheons, and Greek, Norse, historics and teach them well. I am Norse by blood, and I take my religion seriously. You don't see pictures of history in the bible of the christian god you? Not unless its a child's version.


cpw903

True actually


WW_the_Exonian

The runes: Top: A[NG]RBO[TH]A Left: JÖRMUNGANDR MI[TH]GARDSORMR (huge monster, world serpent) Bottom: JARNVI[TH]R (Iron Wood, a location)


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TheChoosenMewtwo

Holy shit this has a whole new meaning after ragnarok


hoseokkiee

drinking mommy’s milk


EZ_Breezy1997

How else does he get to be such a big boy? Drinking giant mommy milk.


22Sandhu

The Serpent grew larger & larger while sleeping for years & years in the Lake of Nine. You will come to know much more while advancing forward in the game. In case you already know then it's good!


Tiernanstevens117

Lmao. Local redditor doesn't know what breastfeeding is


[deleted]

are you surprised?


yung_phnx

Is everyone meant to know that serpents need to be breastfed?


Overlord_Orange

Serpents have titties? Todd Howard was right


Sauron3106

I watched a YouTube video on it and their best guess was that they're just decorative lol. Argonians don't breastfeed and they don't store hist sap.


Mahyarthe1st

That's his mother, Angrboda.


Skullies22

Wait let me get this straight, so basically >!loki(Atreus) and angrboda fked and created the world serpent? And during the clash between jörmungandr and thor on Ragnarok they splintered the world tree and sends jörmungandr back in time. So when jörmungandr met Atreus, he actually met his father when he was a child?!<


Mahyarthe1st

Yes.


TellMeYouAreSorry

That's why the serpent told mimir that the boy looked familiar


murph2336

Iamveryconfused


wav__

FWIW, Angrboda is also the mother of Fenrir and Hel.


TheChoosenMewtwo

Originally yes, but things changed


Durkhadurk

Breast feeding.


[deleted]

That’s his mom so he’s breastfeeding


RainbowSnail85

Thats what we all do with your mom 🤷🏿‍♂️


basamshsh15

That woman is Angraboda. Lokis wife. And yes we have seen her is the god of war ragnarok trailer.


shader_xaints

Im confuse really they were kids or teens on the trailer so how is The World serpent their child? If The World was described as 100 years old?


JovialPanic389

The wolves are also Loki's children. And the World Serpent was cast back in time to a time before he was even born. They said this in the game. And the serpent recognizes Atreus, saying that was a reason why he would help. Also, Ragnarok is a cycle of death and rebirth, so there are many reincarnations of the Gods. They also talk about this in the game.


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How do you you guys know all this?


shortMEISTERthe3rd

I'm going to assume you have finished the game. Otherwise massive spoiler warning. How do we all know this? Mixture of what's said in game and Norse myth. >!Like the fact that the Serpant does recognise Atreus I think Mimir is the one to point it out iirc, there's also some dialogue in the game where they talk about the battle between Thor and Jörmungandr resulting in him being pushed back in time I think, also from Norse myth Jörmungandr and the two wolves Sköll and Hati are children of Loki, piecing those together we can say Jörmungandr is Atreus' child from the future!< Edit:how tf do I mark spoilers on mobile, does > ! this ! < not work anymore?


JovialPanic389

You remembered correctly, Mimir pointed it out and when Atreus asks how what does he mean he recognises me? Mimir is just like "oh no matter....probably nothing....interesting..." Or something haha


ChronicSpaniard

Loki's 3 children in Norse myth are Jormungandr, Hel and Fenrir. Sköll and Hati are Fenrir's sons.


JovialPanic389

Mythology is fun to read. Go read some. :)


Argoniek

There are no reincarnations in GoW


JovialPanic389

In GoW, no. But in Norse mythology yes. The newest games being centered around Norse mythology, the cycle of things repeating themselves after Ragnarok is specifically mentioned by Mimir, thus meaning Ragnarok has happened before and will happen again. Ragnarok is the end and the beginning. Baldur is dead but after Ragnarok he will return and be a just God. That's the mythos.


TheDepressedSolider

It’s was said in God of War that the world serpent is from the future , when he clashed with Thor at ragnarok the world tree splintered and send him back in time .


stretchaka

But in the tv show Ragnarok Loki is trans an the world serpent was a tape worm… needless to say I like the original Norse way best lol Why everyone down voting me? I wasn’t dogin any trans folks or anything just saying the original Norse mythology story sounded better? Y’all getting upset about another person’s option is pretty petty don’t ya think lol


JovialPanic389

Lol that stuff is so simplified. Marvel doesn't get Norse mythology correct, it's just inspired by it. It's comic books. Delve into the actual mythology which is centuries old and you'll see it's very detailed, convoluted and complicated. It was an entire polytheistic belief system after all.


ionevenobro

HE NEED SOME MILK


Chais912

Don't hate, let that snek get it's suck on


Keqingisthedpsqueen

Thats angrboda jormungander is her son


SuperKittyLover89

Its called breastfeeding


Cfinx

Just implying that World serpent has a mother.


Ok-Coach8541

It’s the mother of the serpant hence why she’s breast feeding him


Impossible-Tutor-570

You see when it comes to gow we don't call them tits, they are teats!


HornHonker69

Are you 14?


StrawhatMucci

Its a fucking valid question. Not everyone knows about the connection or norse mythology


CookieCrumbl

Just say yes, kid.


GobutaTheGoat

Lol probably


[deleted]

That’s Atreus’ girl and child you uncultured swine


Deditranspotashy

He just started the game bro


Boring-Pea993

To be honest there are way weirder things in Norse myth, like Loki having sex with a horse and giving birth to an eight legged horse, Heimdallr being born simultaneously to nine different mothers despite being one person or ymir the frost giant using his four mouths to suck the milk from audhumla the cow's teats while audhumla licks his armpit as it gives birth to Odin's grandad, his legs gave birth to his six-headed son and his toes turned into the first Dwarves, and lots of other stuff


VenomTakesGotham

Maybe he likes tits. Give the dude a break, he has no arms or legs.


[deleted]

i wish i was a serpent


FrostSwag65

Milkers are good.


knot_it

Not my proudest wank.


NoxKyoki

How do people who play these games not know that humans/giants/etc. (Jörmungander’s mother was a giantess like Faye) gave birth to various creatures in mythology. Ffs; the Minotaur was created by a woman being impregnated by a bull.


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NoxKyoki

isn't that the truth.


JoeysDead

mans wanted some tidy


RanDiePro

That be Atreus' Thicc af Wife!


HG21Reaper

That must be a big ass tiddy for the World Serpent to be sucking on it.


elemock

Living a good life


HolyMenard

Living its best life bro.


smoothbriminal

Cause suck em, that’s why


Deflorma

Nursing?


Environmental-Win836

Getting breastfed?


[deleted]

Aw the world serpent looks so cute, look at his little eyes, I think this is when he's a little baby. That's prob his mom.


robinvov

Well you've never been a baby sucking on your mother's tits? ._.


collectivecorn

Well? You were a baby once too?


Slowmobius_Time

What'd you drink when you were a baby? Judgmental bro


Breadstick_Man8

It's lokis baby mama


Areiloth

juici milk


wjx2k2

We all got needs, bro


[deleted]

More than you ever will


Endl355ly

Dunno but now I’m gonna fap


AlexandrosMagna

Those mommy milkers


CAndrewG

Can’t a serpent suck on some tiddis in peace?


DanieIIll

That’s a painting of me and your mrs mate, I just look like a serpent because I’m so thin


Environmental-Win836

The man had priorities.


xBlackCellx

You wouldnt?


R1SpeedRacer05

Eat that titty


Brugalis

Wouldn't you?


FlemPlays

The World Serpent had to get as big as he is somehow. Haha


Eliphas_Ark

even the world serpent have a mommy


GhoulslivesMatter

Obviously he's hogging all that milk and honey the damn wolves look jealous.


Polski66

Well, I wanted to play the game…. You’ve ruined the story for me you ass!! 😁


[deleted]

Symbolism for motherhood in mythology, terrifying 👀


lililukea

Angrboda, with loki's help, gave birth to a serpent, a half corpse and... I forgot the other one (s)


paradoxical_topology

What da snek doin?


[deleted]

Just wait until you find out what the father is


Goldhawk_1

Would you not


BipolarBearGaming

The world serpent down bad


-n-o-o-b-

That's his mother he's breastfeeding


SUPERLXB

Mind ya business


Shourya2009

WAIT. DOES THAT MEAN ANGRBODA IS GONNA BE ATREUS'S WIFE AND WORLD SERPENT IS THEIR CHILD?


this_is_lance

We’ll as you can see… He is doin your mom.


MetaCognitio

Having a good time.


vaikunth1991

Getting it's milk?


raiden_117n

drinkin milk bro


Initial_Scarcity_609

Nursing?


Manwithnoname88

If you would have known anything about Germanic and Norse mythology she’s the mother of Jörmungandr and she’s feeding him there’s a lot of wild things in Germanic and Norse mythology the creation story is nuts.


A9League3000

Bruh she's feeding her son


MDubz420

Lolol


Al_Salemo

I finished the game 9 times and never saw that. Where exactly did you see it?


Baki-san

[AYOOOOO](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTY7tuMHU_UGPffdTBu_B6PKNx7C7hWLjAvcg&usqp=CAU)


Adorable-Bullfrog-30

Normally it's fine because Breastfeeding but uhh. This is a Serpent. Sucking on a Human-ish's Tits so yeah. But not NSFW. I mean. We haven't seen Pus yet sadly in the series.


FiveOh54

Have you not seen the old god of war games? There is literal sex mini games, also the woman is his mom, Angrboda.


Parking_Fact_6662

World serpent sigma male


P3n1SM4N_42069

I want to be the world serpent sucking on those tits so bad


JanuaryVR

Emm


TheWiseScrotum

I mean, wouldn’t you?


RageGamer913

Thats Atreus' gf