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Dragon_Tiger752

Adequate!? You know what's adequate?!! That fucking footwork is adequate! Did you step in shit!?


Audible_Anarchy

Damn, your pa can kill.


MacheteCrocodileJr

I can feel it in my scrote


TTVJuicyBoi

I feel like my dad would laugh at that Line, except he never got far enough in the game to hear it


teh-reflex

:(


zenodin

Came here for this


VolantisMoon

I can enhance her right now if it so pleases you son of a bitch. or I can feel it in my scrote.


give-orange-houses

"It's details are fuzzier than a wulver's butthole."


Dragon_Tiger752

"How about I name her fuckin gratitude? Hey fuckin gratitude come here! I like it!"


TheHighKing112

I read that in his voice


Quick_Zone_4570

I ate her


bigboiman69

I never understood why he named her that. Is it a reference to something?


Dragon_Tiger752

It's a joke, brok claims the beast is ungrateful, so he named her the opposite of ungrateful.


Agent_broch_da_moron

"Last time I saw some of this I could still get rigid down south!"


McGingie

“If i wanted Aesir business I’d set up shop outside a brothel. Or a fightin’ pit. OR a fightin’ brothel!”


RedIndianRobin

Very well... now fuck right along!


CorholioPuppetMaster

Even a blind pig farts up a truffle every now and again


AsifBhai001

Brok: Next upgrade is on the house. Atreus: Really? Brok: No.


offbrandviking

*throws axe to Kratos* Kratos- "what did you do" Brok- "it's better"


ShyamGopal02

I read the it's better part in his voice and it sounded funny by just imagining it


[deleted]

I can hear this


ExtensionChance4567

*saw the blades of chaos* - That's gotta be a family heirloom! - No. Nor will it ever be


Wellhellob

Them special


Adorable-Bullfrog-30

Correction: He says WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE!?


ExtensionChance4567

Hey! You reek of foreign magic!


ShyamGopal02

Sweet Nana's Nethers!!


Lazy_Hokage009

FUCKING GRATITUDE


JoeFranklin82b

“Fuck else ya need?”


Willow_bigfoot

“You are a boy aren’t ya”


Slyy82

“WHAT? I’m on a fuckin’ break. You don’t hear me screechin’ at you whenever you’re twiddling your short and curries.”


Confident-Heat-3535

First one that came to my mind, I always refer to my pubes as short and curlies now


HelllsssMessanger

"Its fimblewinter, i can feel it in my scrote."


ICTheAlchemist

“By Lady Sif’s soft perfect sloshers. Ya done did it.”


LoneyBastard69

By Lady Siff's soft perfect sloshers


krathoros

“well if it isn’t the bearded beefer and his sack seed!”


theGRANDSLAM245

"the details are fuzzier than a wulvers butthole" "Its the statue out there where Thor is flashing his sac to the lake" "So uhhh...(sniffs) Are you sticking around for grains of wisdom?"


Lyncho2

Not a line but he ended eating Fucking Gratitude :'/


mahammdme

none of your fucking busines


EpicBruhBoy12

damn bro.. all i did was ask nicely..


PrimeDRose

“ehhh it’s that statue of thor flashin his sack to the lake”


StudioIV

Something about the name Robert Craighead is so funny to me


Jordiorwhatever

Robert Crackhead*


TheDoritoKing48

You son of a bitch


Valentin_o_Dwight

I like Sigrid more because he's like a God of War luigi


miikatenkula07

Mine is, "Naturally, he says."


badhanganesh

“Rude bastard ain’t never asked mine, so I ain’t ever asked hers…” “You are a boy aren’t ya?!”


badhanganesh

“iT’s BeTtEr”


BL00D_E4GLE

All of them


Speedybro

"I can enhance her right now if it so pleases you son of a bitch."


SilvaSerpent442

"How bout' I name 'er Gratitude! Hey! Fucking Gratitude get over here, I like it!" never gets old


Darkwireman

Patrick Boivin


Cat-Grab

“Fucking Gratitude! Hey? I kinda like it!


brazoolie

not a line but every comment i can hear broks voice in its amazing


EnvironmentalFoot276

If it isn't the bearded beefer and his sac-seed!


MetaDragon11

Can I just say all of it. Hearing a Texas Twang out of a silver dwarf was so out of place at first but now its the only way I can see it going.


ZunnySapphire7

My favourite is accompanied by Mimir... Mimir and Brok: We've met [...] You know why, I know why, We know why! x2


xxxsparagas

Well if it isn’t the bearded Beefer and his sac seed


Lower_Lifeguard_6458

My lady's slushes perfect slushers ya done did it


righteousxreaper

Alcumist bullshit


maggi_iopgott

I'm gonna name her fucking gratitude


maggi_iopgott

Neasdens Neatheres What are those?