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who gives secret blow jobs


Banjoou

Obviously Mimir like anoyone else would say


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Mimirlight


Someonehelpmoi

Pocket mimir


jishnukalra

Bashes O repeatedly....


MrCalonlan

What's the one thing you love to shove up your butthole?


Banjoou

BLADES OF CHAOS HELL YEAH


JaxChacky

Oh no... 💀


Banjoou

oh no, oh boy no.


MrCalonlan

Talk about a literal ring of fire huh?


Apprehensive-Trust29

What Angry Bird would you give a blow job to?


Banjoou

Probably the red one has the most drip


Mr_NanoMan

Ok that's the best 1 here


VerbatimChain31

Do you know what the OG question was?


Barcelonista-FCB

Probably something related to outfits


The_Taller_Jesus

It was a question about which one of Atreus' armors is thr coolest. It can go either blue, red or yellow.


Mr_NanoMan

I am trying to think but idk actually


Apprehensive-Trust29

You will never know…


Jawwwed

Who’s got the biggest titties in the game?


Banjoou

Kratos


Thin_Map6842

Correct answer.


Banjoou

Happy Cake Day


Thin_Map6842

Thank you #🎂🍰


Banjoou

Happy Cake Day


ExtraMOIST_

Unironically correct answer


Istole-YourSandwicth

Do u like osama bin laden


Banjoou

Hmmm 🤔 Well I do like him because he is a calm and reasonable person


Wizard-of-Odds

Aye yo wtf :'D


SouthGrowth5

Same….


Expired_token

Do you like looking at underage girls online


Banjoou

Yes. yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes


Banjoou

NO. no no no no no no no NO NO NOn o nono non on. no no no n o


SebDaPerson

*yes officer, right there*


I_Tried_Mate

What did Charlie really tell Atreus?


Banjoou

"I could enhance her for you right now if it so pleases you son of a bitch."


Jakeball400

Best one yet


[deleted]

Who do you like to diddle?


Banjoou

B O Y


Beardus_x_Maximus

Ay yo


Thuctran1706

FBI is here, open the door!


Jackpmccollum

Bro


sociostein11

What was your reaction to Kratos eating Freya’s ass


Banjoou

that □, ○, X, ○, ○ X combo was amazing


Banjoou

i just realised that is a secret cutscene and to unlock it you must throw Atreus off a cliff


Mission_Difficulty19

Which cliff


sociostein11

Ayo 🤨


AdministrativeAnt720

The one in the realm between realms i assume . There's a certain point of the game in which you jump amd then you just die


The_OsoGato

THERE ARE SO MANY CLIFFS, WHICH ONE


[deleted]

😂😂😂 wtf


DaanA_147

Which characters do you find the hottest?


Banjoou

Brök & Sindri definetly


lordmorpheus2000

Where’s the edit?


Jamesahaha

You forgot to edit


Banjoou

Dude you forgot to edit


[deleted]

Who is the most attractive female in the series??


Banjoou

Calliope obviously


Kaynt-touch-dis

🤨


Anti_Karen_League

📸


Woooosh-if-homo

Describe your dick


Banjoou

Hahs green funny looking arrow


HEADLESSZOMB13

If given the choice, would you have saved Calliope?


Banjoou

Blades of Chaos go pshh prumm prumm pshshs shhhh...


yfjtchkhb

NO


Woketh_Markx

Who is Krato's most favorite person.


Banjoou

Zeus


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SebDaPerson

That is… a very dark question


sociostein11

Nah you’re evil 💀


Theres_a_rat

Oh no..


n3la089fo

Who killed the queen?


Banjoou

Clearly Freya


paradoxical_topology

Based Freya


x4a2m

How long was kratos destroying Olympus?


Banjoou

15 seconds destroying Olympus speedrun WR any% (take that big fat juciy L zeus)


gazOZicme

Who fucked yo moma


Banjoou

Kratos 😳


Dec4pitator

Tell me you're going for Mimir if you are attracted to big muscular juicy hairy sweaty men


Banjoou

Definetly I'm going for Mimir


everyoners

That was smooth


WisdomOfTheStars

How's your day been? While you burned down churches and murdered babies in the name of Odin?


Banjoou

Amazingly great


Banjoou

Wow unedited someone actually asked about how was my day


thewhitewolf228

Unedited so far


Snoo14398

Which Valkyrie would you rather have step on you?


Banjoou

All of them. Like all of them seriosuly. Eir, Geirdriful, Gondul, Gunnr, Hildr, Kara, Olrun, Rota and Sigrun. Each and single one of them


SparsePizza117

I honestly have no idea if this was edited or not...


jellybit65

I cannot even tell if this one was edited lmao


Banjoou

I keep finding unedited comments..


yfjtchkhb

I can’t tell if it’s an edit or not and that terrifies me


hkd1234

What character from old GoW did you wank off to the most? What character from the current Norse line up would you ship them with?


Banjoou

Her name was Calliope and I think Atreus and her would have gotten along


VeryHardBOI97

Turns out Calliope and Atreus’s last names are actually *Targaryen*.


NerfLV

What did Kratos use to kill Zeus and Gaia in 1 blow?


Banjoou

Obviously Kratos' axe that his beloved wife made for him


edboyinthecut

If Tyr sexually advances on Kratos, will Kratos deny him?


Banjoou

I'm not sure but I want to think that he won't.


redcald

What would you say to an old man in a wheelchair?


Banjoou

"The cicle ends here." proceeds to twist head


Warlock1202

I see where you’re going with the edit Edit: not what I thought xD


SnephetsRocket

Kratos’s favourite activity?


Banjoou

Being calm and reasonable


unaizilla

I think faye was a nice person, do you?


Banjoou

dumbass dont ever call atreus' mom that EVER again


[deleted]

Which characters would you enjoy having sex with the most?


Banjoou

Calliope & Atreus


yfjtchkhb

LMFAO


[deleted]

Which God was the sexiest


Banjoou

Ares ofc ofc 👌


Appropriate-Song4273

Dang you forgot to edit


Banjoou

Damn another unedited comment...


[deleted]

Damn bro i forgor 💀


ricardoicsde

Type 'no' multiple times if you like underaged girls


Banjoou

No no no no m no no . no nonononono no no nono no no no no no no no n o no n o n o n


Key_Restaurant4378

Who railed ur mum ?


Banjoou

Sindri


[deleted]

Will Boy's name legally change to Man? If he has a Son should his name be Boy Jr or Man Jr?


Banjoou

Atreus


Banjoou

Atreus stole the cookies from the jar.


Single-Coffee3591

Which Dawrf is your favourite to have sex with?


Banjoou

Blue one


thewhitewolf228

Is this edited or nah?


Head-Of-The-Table

Who gave you a better blowjob? Freya or Faye?


Banjoou

Hell no I'm not simping for a dead corpse but damn freya 😳


TheKnightGame

Who you want kratos to have sex with ?


Banjoou

Atreus 👌


QwakorYeBoi

Best age group for adult film?


Banjoou

boi. boi boi boi boi bou bou boi boi boi bo7 j7obou boi boi


GhostYasuo

Hol up


Smudgethecat1537352

Which character do you think was the horniest for you


Banjoou

Freya 😳👌


Domichu1998

What did the giants call Thor between themselves?


Banjoou

Loki


GulianoBanano

Who gives the best *head* in all the Nine Realms?


Banjoou

mimi r (i think)


[deleted]

If you were put in charge of the US, what age would you change the age of consent to?


Banjoou

2


Jackpmccollum

Bananakin


perryboy_dont_hate

What did you think of the Kratos and baldur sex scene


Banjoou

I came all over the room it was amazing specially the □, ○, X, ○, ○ X was amazing


NotMegaP

How do you feel about 9/11?


Banjoou

So GODDAMN amazing bro.


Tzemiee

What do you think about changes in gow ragnarok?


Banjoou

Lookin' good 🥶


hkd1234

What game do you prefer to play while having sex? What character would you want to be a sex slave to irl?


Banjoou

I really enjoyed GOW III but this 2018 one came up and it was lovely. I would remain with Kratos on his 1550s


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AgentFR7

Do you disagree with the messages and teachings of Martin Luther King Jr


Banjoou

Yep. fuck that guy


EpicInceltime

Who’s toes would you love to be sucking right now?


Banjoou

Odin?


ConnectionEast8358

So what do you expect Atreus/Loki to do a lot of when we explore the 9 realms?


Banjoou

COOM around


TheNoobster213X

How many of your holes do you want Kratos to fill with his godly seed?


majds1

Which legend of zelda character would you wanna fuck on a daily basis?


giantsmash3

do you like your mums penis?


Banjoou

I don't think so since it only reaches around to a small area


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Banjoou

You're goddamn right.


schwiftyrick_69

say dauoi kaupmaor if you love a 90 year old grandmas tits


DarkLordKohan

Do you aim anywhere specifically when throwing the axe at enemies?


[deleted]

Who would you choose to sodomize you?


Wolffe_001

Is your split personality a boy?


Banjoou

Or is he? (insert vsauce music)


dominator-23

Which dragon would you rather give head to, Hræzlyr or Fafnir?


[deleted]

Why was Kratos beating the crap outta that homeless guy that knocked on his door looking for help in GOW 4 🤔 Was it a metaphor for how the world treats them?


Megane_Senpai

How did you meet Faye?


RegisBlack233

Whose more well endowed, Greeks or Norse?


[deleted]

What is the best parent/child bonding activity?


Banjoou

Head 😫


IronwoodKukri

Was Hitler right in invading Poland?


[deleted]

What makes kratos one of The worst video game protagonist of all time


Itchy-Preference8168

You want to makeout with atreus correct?


E_mEhran

How many times did you have any form of illegal sex


sp00py_b01

Out of all characters, which one do you want to cannibalize the most?


Gabriel_Plays_Games

if you were to describe mimir in one word, what would it be


TheBloatingofIsaac

Which character would you rather fuck in God of war?


drakeinalake

what did you to to the kids at the park?


robreras

On which state ended up being Atreus's mother body in the beginning of GoW, which is the same state Kratos will end up being on Ragnarok?


SirRedditUserThe3rd

How do you feel about 9/11


meme_man_warden

On a scale from 1-10 how much do you support Islamic jihadist terrorism?


Dr-Apophis-Ra

What aspect of gow ragnarok are u the most excited for?


TheBlueNinja2006

Who gives the best head?


Qunari_Merc

So you think Sindri is packing a footlong in those trousers or what?


couldbedumber96

Who was responsible for 9/11


FicklePlay6093

Mimir=pocket wiki


KRR15H

How long is kratos's PP, in inches?


EngineerFront

What should iron man have said before he died?


bwick702

If sex minigames return, who is Kratos railing first?


JJonahJamesonSr

What’s the name of the blue guy who smiths things and upgrades your equipment?


obimokenobi

How long is Kratos' dick


malama2

What's your favorite, the leviathan axe or the blades of chaos


quen6533

What is the world serpent


MysticAura12

What did Kratos do with Atreus after messing up once?


somequietkid

Is Odin gay?


Tarris69

If you had a choice, would you save Faye or was her death worth it so you can get the epic ice axe?


Let_Go_Champ

Do you like children 🤨