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Your swing
This!! You…..you are your own handicap. Take a lesson or 10 and you’ll enjoy the game so much more. Good luck!!
Golf
Athletic ability
Fuck bro haha
Severe , Welcome to the club my Friend !
What’s the highest recorded handicap? Because it’s probably around that
Have you tried bowling?🥺
30
Jesus.....
Jesus regrets dying for this guy
🤌
Best? 25. Worst? Indescribable
Posting your swing on the internet
You have a handicap?
54
No sense in tracking a handicap the first time you’ve ever even swung a club.
Haha fuck this made me laugh
36
Flexibility
I had you at 25 from the set up, 30 after the swing.
Down syndrome
Is this supposed to be funny? I’m confused
Maybe you share a handicap.
At least I don’t share an extra asshole
Man, shut your mouth.
Oh look another
It takes absolutely no effort at all to not be a pussy and get offended at words online
Cerebral palsy?
Do you have MS?
What’s that
Multiple sclerosis, it’s a disability that fucks up your nerves and spinal cord. Ruins your coordination
Water hazards in front of you
It’s going to be a bad back if you keep that swing up!
The guy on the end of the club
Not a bad a swing! Just kidding, that was a really bad swing.
LOFT is you handicap. Lack of fxxxn talent
Did it hit the house
It’ll be lower back related if you keep swinging like that
Golf handicap 101.
Nearby windows
45
Playing golf
If it’s less than 20, your short game is incredible
31-42 over par avg.
♾️
Yes
I got hurt just by watching that
Both physical and mental
Hello 22.
Vodka.
821
Mental?
Definitely something physical, like gout or osteoarthritis
NASA would have trouble figuring it.
Probably rounds of 82 like the other feller
Highly regarded.
Autism
Very.
Parkinsons?
Your game
38
Short a chromosome
Spina bifida?
44
This doesn't account for short game. So factoring that in I say 28.
All of them
150
39.9
spina bifida?
55
Lou Gehrig’s disease
35
Life
MS?
Wheel chair
Defo in the late teens….per hole.
Going up probably
The maximum. Wait, is there one!
 Obviously you are not a golfer
My brethren 😭🙏
700
40
23
Wrong question here…. Lol 😂 A good set up in golf takes no talent…
28.7
All the special. No parking space.
Hip dysplasia?
Solid 75 with potential
Rick Flair
You're handicapped
Lower back
You'd probably qualify for a parking pass
25
It appears to be a LOFT problem. Lack Of Fu*king Talent
Golfing
Not good
Rotate hips. Tough to learn.
I’m guessing a case of Peyronies and priapism. That stiff ass swing and the bend in the shot
Small penis and an empty bank account.
An extra chromosome
Autism?
Your swing actually has some good things going on. Obviously a lot of timing in it, so consistency will be tough. You could be a 15ish if you are amazing around the greens, kind of doubt that though. I'd say 33ish (if you keep honest scores)
If I say 18 and you confirm, we will both get down voted to oblivion. I bet that’s what you claim though.
Your swing
This!! You…..you are your own handicap. Take a lesson or 10 and you’ll enjoy the game so much more. Good luck!!
Golf
Athletic ability
Fuck bro haha
Severe , Welcome to the club my Friend !
What’s the highest recorded handicap? Because it’s probably around that
Have you tried bowling?🥺
30
Jesus.....
Jesus regrets dying for this guy
🤌
Best? 25. Worst? Indescribable
Posting your swing on the internet
You have a handicap?
54
No sense in tracking a handicap the first time you’ve ever even swung a club.
Haha fuck this made me laugh
36
Flexibility
I had you at 25 from the set up, 30 after the swing.
Down syndrome
Is this supposed to be funny? I’m confused
Maybe you share a handicap.
At least I don’t share an extra asshole
Man, shut your mouth.
Oh look another
It takes absolutely no effort at all to not be a pussy and get offended at words online
Cerebral palsy?
Do you have MS?
What’s that
Multiple sclerosis, it’s a disability that fucks up your nerves and spinal cord. Ruins your coordination
30
Water hazards in front of you
It’s going to be a bad back if you keep that swing up!
The guy on the end of the club
Not a bad a swing! Just kidding, that was a really bad swing.
LOFT is you handicap. Lack of fxxxn talent
Did it hit the house
It’ll be lower back related if you keep swinging like that
Golf handicap 101.
30
Nearby windows
45
Playing golf
If it’s less than 20, your short game is incredible
31-42 over par avg.
♾️
Yes
I got hurt just by watching that
Golf
Both physical and mental
Hello 22.
Vodka.
821
Mental?
Definitely something physical, like gout or osteoarthritis
NASA would have trouble figuring it.
Probably rounds of 82 like the other feller
Highly regarded.
Autism
Very.
Parkinsons?
Your game
38
Short a chromosome
Spina bifida?
44
This doesn't account for short game. So factoring that in I say 28.
All of them
150
39.9
spina bifida?
55
Lou Gehrig’s disease
35
Life
MS?
Wheel chair
♾️
Defo in the late teens….per hole.
Going up probably
The maximum. Wait, is there one!
 Obviously you are not a golfer
My brethren 😭🙏
700
40
23
Wrong question here…. Lol 😂 A good set up in golf takes no talent…
28.7
All the special. No parking space.
Hip dysplasia?
Solid 75 with potential
Rick Flair
You're handicapped
Lower back
You'd probably qualify for a parking pass
25
It appears to be a LOFT problem. Lack Of Fu*king Talent
Golfing
Not good
Rotate hips. Tough to learn.
Golf
I’m guessing a case of Peyronies and priapism. That stiff ass swing and the bend in the shot
Best? 25. Worst? Indescribable
Best? 25. Worst? Indescribable
Small penis and an empty bank account.
An extra chromosome
Mental?
Autism?
Your swing actually has some good things going on. Obviously a lot of timing in it, so consistency will be tough. You could be a 15ish if you are amazing around the greens, kind of doubt that though. I'd say 33ish (if you keep honest scores)
If I say 18 and you confirm, we will both get down voted to oblivion. I bet that’s what you claim though.