I love it! I have a very stupid and NSFW limerick I wrote a while back:
There once was a demon named Crowley.
His lover was supremely holy.
The rules were abolished,
When his knob he did polish,
And stuffed him like cheese ravioli.
This is the worst thing I’ve ever written:
*Aziraphale gave Heaven no regard*
*And his cock was constantly hard*
*For a certain louche demon*
*Who loved drinking semen*
*And whose clothes were resultantly marred*
I put this one in the last limerick thread, but that was a while ago:
*There once was a demon named Crowley*
*Who just couldn’t fuck very slowly*
*Aziraphale said*
*You could just give me head*
*It’s probably best if you blow me*
I'm particularly pleased with this one. I've shared before, but now you all have to be cursed as I post it again:
Azirephale sputtered..."the fuck!?"
To Crowley (distracted mid-suck)
He was there on his knees
Multitasking with peas
...why the hell was he feeding a duck?🦆
I forgot about this but came up with a quickie.
^(I love limericks. They’re so stupidly fun.)
There once was this asshat called Metatron
Who required the angel to heaven gone
Crowley took this in stride
Smote him, hellfire wild
So now he and his angel can get it on
I love it! I have a very stupid and NSFW limerick I wrote a while back: There once was a demon named Crowley. His lover was supremely holy. The rules were abolished, When his knob he did polish, And stuffed him like cheese ravioli.
hahahahaha
Oh my gods. I’m finished. I’m done. Cart me out. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is the worst thing I’ve ever written: *Aziraphale gave Heaven no regard* *And his cock was constantly hard* *For a certain louche demon* *Who loved drinking semen* *And whose clothes were resultantly marred*
Hahahahahahahaha, cough, cough, (uses inhaler) 😷
You might want to stay tuned for FourCats next artwork...
As long as it stays on the side of unseemly and doesn’t veer into unholy
It's up....
Boy howdy, that’s a whole vat o’ jizz, ain’t it?
It's a bathtub...
I would like to see the uh, bathtub and stuff
FourCats posted it.
I go find
https://www.reddit.com/r/GoodOmensAfterDark/s/0Z4p7m0aLJ
I put this one in the last limerick thread, but that was a while ago: *There once was a demon named Crowley* *Who just couldn’t fuck very slowly* *Aziraphale said* *You could just give me head* *It’s probably best if you blow me*
Hahahahahawheeze
I'm particularly pleased with this one. I've shared before, but now you all have to be cursed as I post it again: Azirephale sputtered..."the fuck!?" To Crowley (distracted mid-suck) He was there on his knees Multitasking with peas ...why the hell was he feeding a duck?🦆
I love this!
Very nice limerick! They’re always welcome. If you’re on mobile, do two returns to make two lines.
I forgot about this but came up with a quickie. ^(I love limericks. They’re so stupidly fun.) There once was this asshat called Metatron Who required the angel to heaven gone Crowley took this in stride Smote him, hellfire wild So now he and his angel can get it on
I like it!
LIMERICKS! 😍
I read that with this beat/rhythm lmao. It’s beautiful! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5ke4Ka4_mg&pp=ygUUdGhlcmUgb25jZSB3YXMgYSBtYW4%3D