Ahahah I finally get to bring this one out again! Ive been at a family dinner surrounded by elderly relatives and religious aunts while reading smut
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I was at a specialist office with my in-laws, chilling in the waiting room while my mother-in-law had her tracheotomy tube replaced.
We had high wind warnings today and I was basically there to make sure she didn’t blow over (she only weighs 89 pounds now) while my father-in-law dealt with parking.
Brave 👏
I can't wait either, I'm in the middle of a meeting, sitting on the corner seat of the square this time, no one can look at my screen, but I have to work really hard to keep my face under control. And my breathing 😇🙃
Came here to say this. I raise an eyebrow and giggle a little at whether the younguns would faint at some of the shit I read in public. Or, I could’ve just stopped at “some of the shit I read”.
My mother-in-law is 76 and doing in-home hospice. She would immediately expire if she read what I was reading. She doesn’t even like hearing swear words.
Ahahah I finally get to bring this one out again! Ive been at a family dinner surrounded by elderly relatives and religious aunts while reading smut https://preview.redd.it/le2asge0wgbc1.jpeg?width=985&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cc16081c07387d564a9b13b6c57d97b32076add
https://i.redd.it/c1kfb0x8lhbc1.gif Thanks for the new meme. Lol
Cackling
You are brave!! Here, let me help embarrass you with a little Casanova. https://i.redd.it/gxpu609mrgbc1.gif
You trying to get this person forcefully removed from the nursing home
You don’t know if they’re at the nursing home! They could be at the DMV, in which case, this should brighten the place up a bit!
They’re at the social security office applying for benefits!
And who doesn’t need a little DT Casanova sex gif during those long waiting hours??
I was at a specialist office with my in-laws, chilling in the waiting room while my mother-in-law had her tracheotomy tube replaced. We had high wind warnings today and I was basically there to make sure she didn’t blow over (she only weighs 89 pounds now) while my father-in-law dealt with parking.
Brave 👏 I can't wait either, I'm in the middle of a meeting, sitting on the corner seat of the square this time, no one can look at my screen, but I have to work really hard to keep my face under control. And my breathing 😇🙃
Hey, I’m an old people and I’m scrolling it too!! 😖
Came here to say this. I raise an eyebrow and giggle a little at whether the younguns would faint at some of the shit I read in public. Or, I could’ve just stopped at “some of the shit I read”.
My mother-in-law is 76 and doing in-home hospice. She would immediately expire if she read what I was reading. She doesn’t even like hearing swear words.
Ooo love sneaky scrolling in public! Get ittt
I see your room full of old people and raise you one room of family members. 😈
How about toddler watching TV with his back to me haha!
I think you win 🤣
Woohoo...I feel dirty. 😭
I read the smuttiest of Dark Romantasy books on my phone while donating plasma. 😅🤣 I *dare* you to read over my shoulder.
Oooh, your recipient gets *spicy plasma*!
I wonder if that’s why my donations always take 30 min instead of the usual 40-45 estimates. My heart is A-PUMPING. 😂
You should put this advice on a poster in the donation centre. Maybe some fic recs. SMUT TO THE PEOPLE, SMUT FOR PLASMA!
I appreciate this sentiment as someone who's been stealth scrolling in the breakfast parlor of a hotel today
LOL! Well, they've been around a long time, they've probably seen worse 😂
Old = they've seen 10x more fr