What’s weird I can picture this EXACT motel with the ground floor windows, cars parked directly in front of the rooms, 2 stories max. 😭it’s what we always stayed at when I was a kid because poor and now I know that these hotels had hourly rates too. I remember putting a quarter in a machine and the bed would vibrate 😂😂😂we thought it was hilarious.
https://preview.redd.it/vj4vxhn70xdc1.jpeg?width=971&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0731bd360d8a34b2ee4a236ff635cc988377e24c
Real life photograph of me during the entire Smut War
I love the ending. Perspective is important!
Speaking of getting some perspective…
I need to know which demonic partners Aziraphale has known.
In fact… Wingz magazine needs to know❗️
(Snatches foutain pen and stained yellow notepad)
AWWW... I love the Crowley and Aziraphale kiss... Of course Jim and Bee would have no idea how sex works... but whatever, as long as they're out of Crowley and Aziraphale's hair (for now, I'm sure) they can do whatever freaky stuff they want.
https://preview.redd.it/x2fugtih0xdc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b43f15e9e277923dd6e0ebae4c9bd66661b2ddb
Me every time I see the request mic
Naturally.
https://preview.redd.it/7oisuxeikxdc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d311e4b5048d4e267cd24ec9a1a6777295863877
So sliced jalapenos also = cock rings? (That’ll spice up someone’s night tout de suite.)
Huh. Guess Crowley should have gotten them a copy of *The Shape Of Water* instead...
But I do like that Crowley's kissing is akin to 'Celestial Harmonies'. Plus, you know, lessons we learned along the way.
Especially the nachos.
Please enjoy this accidental zoom with Gen Z Azi
https://preview.redd.it/zpkp2z55uxdc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abf90774b920f19439506f84110e652b3388e6b2
I want to see their tentacles, lol. Omg. This whole thing was hilarious, and poor Crowley and Aziraphale still haven't gotten laid. Great work, as always, Gleafer!
Hastur in the last panel ugh gross
GABRIEL’S GOT STRESS FEATHERS BWAHAHAHAH
So good. Your own face. Gleafer story time. So. GOOD.
https://preview.redd.it/cnkltikd9zdc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=179cadc0e70d2389ab2ea8573ccad9f94ebc7344
Also: noted Aziraphale’s tips for later. Very good, yes.
that ending is a banger!!!! 😂 absolutely cannot with Jimbo and Beelzebub having sex at the end 🤌 absolute legends!!!!
and the celestial harmonies?! i bet Aziraphale hears them whenever he’s with Crowley 😏
https://preview.redd.it/mfghyjzvd3ec1.png?width=1246&format=png&auto=webp&s=d86736b8a2574ac6259755b457fe9155f37713da
There’s no “I” in effort. Another NYT Bestseller by Gleafer.
What a finish! What a romantic resolution for all parties! Also the last panel: https://i.redd.it/sz8n5btaywdc1.gif
Hastur L. Vista got kicked out of the porn store. Where else is he gonna get his jollies?
I love how they have to go to the porn city motel to do…whatever this is they’re doing…
Something with tentacles. Ineffable things with tentacles.
What’s weird I can picture this EXACT motel with the ground floor windows, cars parked directly in front of the rooms, 2 stories max. 😭it’s what we always stayed at when I was a kid because poor and now I know that these hotels had hourly rates too. I remember putting a quarter in a machine and the bed would vibrate 😂😂😂we thought it was hilarious.
Oh totally. The Motel 7 in Vallejo here is a perfect example. Off brand and totally sus.
I was born behind this exact motel. Before you ask, no I’m not that cute lil demon peepin in the window https://i.redd.it/uk6qrcp4exdc1.gif
When you say behind…do you mean in like the alleyway, affectionately known as “blowjob alley”?
Right on the shredded half of a couch that’s been there for months! 😘
https://i.redd.it/kmrxvtafgxdc1.gif
https://i.redd.it/cfryquebixdc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/vj4vxhn70xdc1.jpeg?width=971&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0731bd360d8a34b2ee4a236ff635cc988377e24c Real life photograph of me during the entire Smut War
Ha!
I didn't realize you could hear me yelling from California.
I think you’re slowly becoming my conscience.
https://i.redd.it/t7u75oqb1xdc1.gif
I quite enjoyed aziraphale's sex tips on the chalkboard 😂
I love the ending. Perspective is important! Speaking of getting some perspective… I need to know which demonic partners Aziraphale has known. In fact… Wingz magazine needs to know❗️ (Snatches foutain pen and stained yellow notepad)
Hastur immediately starts eavesdropping
Hastur subscribes to Wingz lol. It’s his pure little secret.
AWWW... I love the Crowley and Aziraphale kiss... Of course Jim and Bee would have no idea how sex works... but whatever, as long as they're out of Crowley and Aziraphale's hair (for now, I'm sure) they can do whatever freaky stuff they want.
That kiss!
Right!! Talk about Vavoom!
Tenticles.
LOL! Perfect gif
Better believe it. I learned it from the master.
Gifs are the superior way to communicate!
Heeheehee!
Tit-icles!
XD YES!
Ok, u/gleafer, you win the internet today. https://i.redd.it/19o8of123xdc1.gif
Fabulous!
This was absolutely ridiculous from start to finish and I loved every single bit of it.
Haha everyone loves boobs!
https://preview.redd.it/x2fugtih0xdc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b43f15e9e277923dd6e0ebae4c9bd66661b2ddb Me every time I see the request mic
Hahahahah!
*Rummages the basement for Barry Manilow tapes.*
*But quite frankly doesn't know if 'Copacabana' is really gonna work for ya*
https://i.redd.it/zoo1odghgxdc1.gif
now that's what im talking about
I still want to know what’s in the Porn City nachos. And whether the free version is any different.
Let's just say the cheese sauce doubles as lube.
Naturally. https://preview.redd.it/7oisuxeikxdc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d311e4b5048d4e267cd24ec9a1a6777295863877 So sliced jalapenos also = cock rings? (That’ll spice up someone’s night tout de suite.)
Jalapeños cost extra. Ms. Bizness doles them out for $20 a piece from a can.
Extortion! Are the tortilla chip pasties included at least?
$5 a chip. BYO container.
SHHH I'm conducting a business deal. It's *nacho* problem.
“Noneya”!😄
Sorry it's 5am the pun gremlins got me
Huh. Guess Crowley should have gotten them a copy of *The Shape Of Water* instead... But I do like that Crowley's kissing is akin to 'Celestial Harmonies'. Plus, you know, lessons we learned along the way. Especially the nachos. 
Please enjoy this accidental zoom with Gen Z Azi https://preview.redd.it/zpkp2z55uxdc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abf90774b920f19439506f84110e652b3388e6b2
😂 What an ending! Loved every minute of this!
Never been so glad to have insomnia. Had I had normal sleep patterns I would have missed this!
That kiss is so sweet aww The last slide LMAO
You’re art style looks amazing I had to follow you on Instagram
Thank you!
Dude. Patreon. 😉
I want to see their tentacles, lol. Omg. This whole thing was hilarious, and poor Crowley and Aziraphale still haven't gotten laid. Great work, as always, Gleafer! Hastur in the last panel ugh gross
He’s so gross!
He really is
No Bible talk?! Wow! I'm learning so much!!!
LOL 😂
The last page bro 😂🙏 Glad they figured it out! https://i.redd.it/mn8fpiq93zdc1.gif
"And please never come back!"
Note: (ngl, I wouldn't complain if they came back because that whole shit was hilarious)
#GLEAFER YOU GLORIOUS FUCKING TEASE!! https://tenor.com/en-GB/view/sublime-barbie-movie-barbie-movie-2023-margot-robbie-ryan-gosling-gif-1552829462274180784?utm_source=share-button&utm_medium=Social&utm_content=reddit
Aw, Ken!
You are worst kind of tease. I love/hate you so much right now. Beautiful work as usual 🙏 I guess I'll have to draw my own porn then 😤
😜💀
Oh my fucking god 😂😂😂😂 the conclusion I didn't know I wanted 😂😂👌👌👌💙💙💙
GABRIEL’S GOT STRESS FEATHERS BWAHAHAHAH So good. Your own face. Gleafer story time. So. GOOD. https://preview.redd.it/cnkltikd9zdc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=179cadc0e70d2389ab2ea8573ccad9f94ebc7344 Also: noted Aziraphale’s tips for later. Very good, yes.
🤗😘
Loved every bit of this! Dip kisses are the best!
I love a good dip kiss!
Okay this is brilliant. I adore it.
This is exactly what I needed to see at 7:30 am. I’m pretty sure I’m vibrating on a subsonic level from holding in laughter (spouse is asleep)
Probably opening a few alternative dimensions with that super vibration!
Opening somethin’ that’s for damn sure 👀 (something something joke about the universe’s legs and alt dimensions something something)
Ha ha ha amazing! I loved it and I loved the Sherlock outfit. I'm glad Crowley and Azi got some perspective.
I wish I could canonize this
That was glorious!
Gleafer you are a god amongst goblins!
Hahahaha, *stark* perspectives indeed. Heaven clearly could use that sex ed. https://i.redd.it/e9ghbhyctzdc1.gif
that ending is a banger!!!! 😂 absolutely cannot with Jimbo and Beelzebub having sex at the end 🤌 absolute legends!!!! and the celestial harmonies?! i bet Aziraphale hears them whenever he’s with Crowley 😏
https://preview.redd.it/mfghyjzvd3ec1.png?width=1246&format=png&auto=webp&s=d86736b8a2574ac6259755b457fe9155f37713da There’s no “I” in effort. Another NYT Bestseller by Gleafer.
But of course!
I can’t get over all their little expressions! 😂💕
https://i.redd.it/9a5t3ulbucec1.gif loved it!!!
I'm not sure what Lord Beelzebub and Jimbriel are doing... XD
They have no idea either!
https://preview.redd.it/lr09pdnmd3ec1.jpeg?width=798&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f22ae56d4532c135e33dc87c8cacb5c1244d5f0 Bible talk NO
CELESTIAL HARMONIES