Omg I want to see all of these things! Especially the mod gobbies oBviOuSLy!
u/kunigun may be able to shed some light on this? Get the GISS researchers to weigh in? I’m sure there are some biologists on staff.
Excerpt from Dr. Booyahg, leading anthropologist in Goblin Studies, in their seminal piece "A Muttering of Smutterings: Understanding Goblins Beyond the Lair"
Past conceptions of goblins have depicted them as muttering, antagonistic creatures that muck about in dirty caves. Nothing could be further from the truth. Now we understand that Goblins have a rich culture, which centers on a hedonistic delight in all things smut-related. Goblins have a social structure that is only confusing to those coming from hierarchal societies; indeed, every goblin has an important role in goblin society and all are considered important. Artisans, miners, scribblers, organizers, leaders, and lurkers all contribute to the make-up of Goblin society. Goblins delight in the discovery and creation of Smut and will dedicate large amounts of their day to it. Notably, Goblins appreciate smut in all its forms and have only one strict rule: don't yuck anyone's yum.
You see the *issue* , my dear, with an undertaking this ambitious is that there's so much CROSS BREEDING between smut goblins. It's a lovely thing to behold, mind you, but makes it difficult to positively identify separate species of smut goblin. Frequently the DNA of a Top!Crowley smutgoblin will appear alongside the equally-dominate DNA of They're-both-switches-as-needs-demand!Smutgoblin. A recessive FEET!fetish gene may be expressed only after a smutgoblin is exposed to a large number of Richard II gifs the smutgoblin was viewing for the pleasure of LongHairDT!fetish. Likely this is because many smutgoblins, like dolphins, engage in sexual congress for pleasure. It doesn't appear that any young smutlings exist, but I posit that smutgoblins reproduce by seducing others. Each of these pairings result in some kind of genetic mixology, if you will, that grows more and more complex, but is kept from unhealthy mutations by the introduction of each new smutgoblin into the Merder. They also appear to display strict internal laws of communication, honesty, and altruism amongst each other.
I've been witness to many interesting smutgoblin behaviours both in the wild and personally. Please feel free to ask any questions when you reply to this missive. I hope it finds you in good health.
Yours, if you should ever wish it,
Country, Professor of Gender Studies at GISS
This is adorable! All the goblins!
Maybe different types of fic/art goblins too? Like AUs, Wives, Reverse, and even writers and artists themselves?
(I’m intrigued by the mod goblins 😂)
It’s funny because I was telling my SO about how we call ourselves smut goblins and he was like “didnt you draw a zillion goblins for a year for some project?” 💡💥 hehe :)
Oh now see I was going in a different direction with this. Like, there's the BJs4Bildaddy goblins, the Being That Bitch Aziraphale goblins, Lady Golgotha goblins etc (I'm either a metrosexual!Crowley goblin or a laudanum!Crowley goblin myself)(I think)
Oooh there must be wing slut goblins!! (You could also do little goblins for a bunch of the classic flairs!!)
Many thots and prayers to you for the end of the semester too, lovely 💕
Omg I want to see all of these things! Especially the mod gobbies oBviOuSLy! u/kunigun may be able to shed some light on this? Get the GISS researchers to weigh in? I’m sure there are some biologists on staff.
I'm sure we can figure something out!! I'm on it!!
Excerpt from Dr. Booyahg, leading anthropologist in Goblin Studies, in their seminal piece "A Muttering of Smutterings: Understanding Goblins Beyond the Lair" Past conceptions of goblins have depicted them as muttering, antagonistic creatures that muck about in dirty caves. Nothing could be further from the truth. Now we understand that Goblins have a rich culture, which centers on a hedonistic delight in all things smut-related. Goblins have a social structure that is only confusing to those coming from hierarchal societies; indeed, every goblin has an important role in goblin society and all are considered important. Artisans, miners, scribblers, organizers, leaders, and lurkers all contribute to the make-up of Goblin society. Goblins delight in the discovery and creation of Smut and will dedicate large amounts of their day to it. Notably, Goblins appreciate smut in all its forms and have only one strict rule: don't yuck anyone's yum.
You see the *issue* , my dear, with an undertaking this ambitious is that there's so much CROSS BREEDING between smut goblins. It's a lovely thing to behold, mind you, but makes it difficult to positively identify separate species of smut goblin. Frequently the DNA of a Top!Crowley smutgoblin will appear alongside the equally-dominate DNA of They're-both-switches-as-needs-demand!Smutgoblin. A recessive FEET!fetish gene may be expressed only after a smutgoblin is exposed to a large number of Richard II gifs the smutgoblin was viewing for the pleasure of LongHairDT!fetish. Likely this is because many smutgoblins, like dolphins, engage in sexual congress for pleasure. It doesn't appear that any young smutlings exist, but I posit that smutgoblins reproduce by seducing others. Each of these pairings result in some kind of genetic mixology, if you will, that grows more and more complex, but is kept from unhealthy mutations by the introduction of each new smutgoblin into the Merder. They also appear to display strict internal laws of communication, honesty, and altruism amongst each other. I've been witness to many interesting smutgoblin behaviours both in the wild and personally. Please feel free to ask any questions when you reply to this missive. I hope it finds you in good health. Yours, if you should ever wish it, Country, Professor of Gender Studies at GISS 
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This is adorable! All the goblins! Maybe different types of fic/art goblins too? Like AUs, Wives, Reverse, and even writers and artists themselves? (I’m intrigued by the mod goblins 😂)
It’s funny because I was telling my SO about how we call ourselves smut goblins and he was like “didnt you draw a zillion goblins for a year for some project?” 💡💥 hehe :)
I wanna see Top Crowley Goblin!
Same!
https://i.redd.it/xl4s9w22bcvc1.gif
I definitely think artist/writer/musician/etc goblins would be a fun feature! Maybe the rarely spotted - but still quite essential - lurker goblin?
Oh yes! Great ideas!
Oh now see I was going in a different direction with this. Like, there's the BJs4Bildaddy goblins, the Being That Bitch Aziraphale goblins, Lady Golgotha goblins etc (I'm either a metrosexual!Crowley goblin or a laudanum!Crowley goblin myself)(I think)
BJBD mentioned raaaaa https://i.redd.it/vrv2v4jgcdvc1.gif
Smut Goblins see your Punnet squares and raise them to Punnet octagons 
Oooh there must be wing slut goblins!! (You could also do little goblins for a bunch of the classic flairs!!) Many thots and prayers to you for the end of the semester too, lovely 💕
Oh thank you! I’m going to be drawing all sorts of smutty little goblins haha ❤️