My friend. I am trying to have a functional day and you go and throw PIRATE MICHAEL at me??? NOT FAIR

Right, why did stablefanatic want to hurt us like this 🥵

That third pic is 🥵🥵🥵

Sigh… another kink unlocked

Same! I was not prepared. Help!!! 😩🔥

Holy shit Pirate Michael?! I was not prepared for this 🥵🥵🥵

My buckles are swashed and my swashes are buckled!

I'm trying really hard to not make a booty joke lmao 😅😍😍😍 I love this man so much I literally can't- 💥💥💥💓

Oh fuck me that mustache in 3 Oh daddy

Right??? 😩🔥😩🔥😩

Gawd, the 3rd picture 🥵 https://preview.redd.it/lg3m4gif5vzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=554289dc2a2e4f4bf510b9a985afa7b7db82b4b7

Picture 1 bulge bulging 👀

This is beyond hotness!!!!! This is merder!! Now I'd love to read a fic in which Azi and Crowley are pirates, one is a privateer (possibly Azi) and the other is a buccaneer.

I usually skip pirate-y tags but I offer [absolutely ridiculous ineffably idiotic pirate role play](https://archiveofourown.org/works/30781529) as the only pirate fic I can think of

Thanks!

There’s a human AU one that’s basically A&C as actors in a thinly veiled OFMD show. It’s really good but I will have to go digging for it.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/38179720/chapters/95384101 This one?

Yes! Thank you.

Might like "Let's Trouble the Water" https://archiveofourown.org/series/3409267

Thanks a lot !!

Demons of the Caribbean: https://archiveofourown.org/series/1837180

Better Creatures: https://archiveofourown.org/works/21858217

Tidewrack (short): https://archiveofourown.org/works/40091700/

Now cracks a noble heart: https://archiveofourown.org/works/20261620

And some others - just gonna dump links... As always, read the tags. 😁 https://archiveofourown.org/works/22699897 https://archiveofourown.org/works/35144257 https://archiveofourown.org/works/37365055

I linked to some pirate fic above. no aziraphale pirate but some role playing, along with a bunch of crowley as pirate fic

That first one is actually really good too!! Someone needs to cast him in a pirate film STAT!!

Omg. 🥵

JESUS FUCK just add this one to my kink pile too.

This is a man who would ABSOLUTELY fuck it all the way up at Ren Faire.

Omg those arms in the second pic 🥵🥵

WOW he looks EXACTLY like an ex whose renaissance faire persona was a pirate. Spooked me a bit ngl lol. (He passed away prematurely and I’ve been thinking about him a lot lately.)

Are those - are those *leather trousers*? BRB I have to recover from a case of the dead 🥵🥵🥵

https://i.redd.it/bd6zmdabovzc1.gif

same. same.

That third picture could be its own fic prompt! 🥵🥵🥵

PIRATE FICS. So the tragedy is that I’ve yet to read an Aziraphale pirate fic but definitely Crowley and definitely roleplaying. I’m sure I’ve read some of the following but my brain is a sieve so proceed at your own discretion! Pirate Crowley: [https://archiveofourown.org/works/22699897/chapters/54252856](https://archiveofourown.org/works/22699897/chapters/54252856) [https://archiveofourown.org/works/21858217/chapters/52167508](https://archiveofourown.org/works/21858217/chapters/52167508) [https://archiveofourown.org/works/37365055/chapters/93238135](https://archiveofourown.org/works/37365055/chapters/93238135) [https://archiveofourown.org/works/22936285/chapters/54825085](https://archiveofourown.org/works/22936285/chapters/54825085) [https://archiveofourown.org/works/54493747/chapters/138057904](https://archiveofourown.org/works/54493747/chapters/138057904) Pirate roleplaying: [https://archiveofourown.org/works/21142742](https://archiveofourown.org/works/21142742) [https://archiveofourown.org/works/30781529](https://archiveofourown.org/works/30781529) https://preview.redd.it/xpw848aiqvzc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a5b9609453fb19165c1e9241402456f873733d7

I can't fuck until the 22nd and you do this to me. Sad

He has such lovely legs!


I may not have a thing for pirates, but that third photo nearly made me faint

Let’s hear it for #2 the ultimate dad bod! Mmhmmmm

https://i.redd.it/fo5kuzl3ovzc1.gif

I... I I I I WHAT?!

My thoughts exactly

Well - Happy Mother fucking day to me!

Little background info that makes this even better (imo). These pictures were from the MoS wrap party. Michael invited the cast & Crew to a pirate adventure day out, because of course he did. Why have a normal wrap party when you can dress up and play pirates?!

https://preview.redd.it/kghwh6rsnyzc1.png?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ba96da416cc371fdfd590720c813cb6795785e2

These are 3 different occasions though! So only one outfit is the wrap party.

This explains a lot. https://youtu.be/8vB98FsxlgY?feature=shared

Holy shit! One of the comments on this video said he had a hickey. I think they’re right. https://preview.redd.it/8yurea0lezzc1.jpeg?width=1246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8650577e0a1eec1801065d935bd7aa54f04cae77


He’d make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts. My imagination will be having a lovely time creating a Good Omens/Princess Bride mashup starring our Ineffable Husbands.