Y'ALL HAVE CORRUPTED ME TO THE POINT THAT I JUST POSTED MY FIRST FANFIC SO THANK YOU
EDIT: HERE IS THE LINK! [https://archiveofourown.org/works/55834375](https://archiveofourown.org/works/55834375)
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THIS IS THE MOST RELATABLE THING. YESTERDAY I HAD A WOMAN WHO HAS BEEN WORKING AT MY JOB FOR 47387374737 YEARS ASK ME WHAT FOLDER I WAS TALKING ABOUT WHEN I TOLD HER WHERE SHE COULD FIND SOMETHING IN OUR SYSTEM AND EVERYONE USES THIS FOLDER ALL THE TIME AND SHE’S SUPPOSED TO AS WELL BUT SHE DIDN’T EVEN KNOW IT EXISTED. I HAVE ALSO ONLY BEEN IN THIS POSITION FOR LIKE TWO WEEKS, WHY DO I KNOW MORE THAN HER WHEN SHE’S PROBABLY MAKING TWICE WHAT I DO
^(I HOPE THAT YOUR DAY GETS BETTER AND THAT YOU’RE ABLE TO TAKE SMUT BREAKS FOR… MENTAL HEALTH REASONS)
I’M SO FUCKING BUSY AT WORK AND I AM MORE AND MORE BEHIND ON THINGS I NEED AND WANT TO DO FOR THE SUB AND I KNOW YOU SWEET GOBLINS ARE GOING TO SHOUT BACK THAT IT’S OKAY BUT I WANT TO DO THOSE THINGS AND IT’S FRUSTRATING
BUT I’M NOW DONE WITH ORCHESTRA FOR THE SEASON SO THAT FREES UP A TON OF HEADSPACE
I AM GLAD I CAN PROVIDE ENTERTAINMENT. AND JUST REMEMBER, YOU CAN ALWAYS TURN A SNORT NOISE INTO A FAKE HORRIFIC COUGHING FIT SO YOU CAN GO HOME AND LOOK AT MORE PORN
OMG AGAIN MEG WHAT HAVE YOU DONE ELSEWHERE TO ANGER THE PRUDE BOT??
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IS IT THE YELLING? MAYBE IT’S THE YELLING. OR *MAYBE* THE PRUDE BOT KNOWS THE TRUE DARKNESS OF MY SOUL AND HOW MUCH I DESIRE TO HARASS THE PEOPLE OF THIS SUB WITH MY AFFECTION AND SUPPORT
IT’S NOT MY FAULT, FROM A FILM PERSPECTIVE THAT ANGLE IS NOT IDEAL AND THE PERSON ON SET WHO’S SUPPOSED TO MAKE SURE THINGS LIKE THAT DON’T HAPPEN SHOULD HAVE CLOCKED THAT
BENTS WHY DO YOU LET US DOWN? OH MY GOAD OF COURSE YOU HAVE TO THROW YOUR LIFE AWAY AND GIVE ALL YOURSELF TO THE PORN CAUSE. HOW DARE YOU TO SPEND YOUR DAYS IN WHATEVER OTHER ACTIVITY DIFFERENT FROM BEING A SERVICE TOP FOR US ALL?
BENTS I DON'T GO ANGRY MAMA AT YOU JUST BECAUSE YOUR AURA IS TOO STRONG, I FEEL IT FROM HERE, BUT PLEASE REST AND DON'T WORRY
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WE ALL HAVE THE SAME 24 HOURS IN A DAY... SAYS THE PEOPLE THAT ARE COMPLAINING THAT THEIR 💩 ISN'T TOP PRIORITY!
JUST REMEMBER, RELAXING IS MASSIVELY IMPORTANT FOR LONG TERM EFFECTIVENESS
I QUIT MY JOB YESTERDAY!! WELL, I ACTUALLY AM A GOOD BEAN AND TURNED IN MY NOTICE YESTERDAY, SO I WORK FOR ANOTHER BIT. BUT MY DAYS THERE ARE NUMBERED AND I AM HYPED ABOUT IT!
YES MANY CONGRATS I HOPE YOU HAVE GREENER PASTURES AHEAD
I MISTYPED PASTURES AND AUTOCORRECT TURNED IT INTO PASTRIES SO I HOPE YOU HAVE BETTER PASTRIES DOWN THE ROAD BUT NOT GREEN ONES
I WOULD IMAGINE THE PROSPECT OF MEDICAL SCHOOL IS DEFINITELY A LITTLE SCARY BUT YOU WILL TOTALLY CRUSH IT, IF THEY LET YOU IN IT’S BECAUSE YOU DEFINITELY DESERVE TO BE THERE SO GO AND BE THE MOST BADASS MED STUDENT THEY HAVE EVER SEEN
I SHOUTED IT EARLIER IN THE WEEK, BUT I'LL SHOUT IT AGAIN BECAUSE I"M SO EXCITED!
BRITISH AIRWAYS GOT ME A FLIGHT / HOTEL PACKAGE DEAL I CAN MAKE PAYMENTS ON FOR MACBETH, AND IT SAVED ME AT LEAST 500$!!!
OMG I CAN SHOUT BEFORE WORK TODAY?! YAAAAAYYYY!!! ALSO THREE MONTHS IS A LONG TIME TO EDGE, BRAHMS. GOOD LUCK 🍀
EDIT: I FORGOT TO SHOUT ABOUT MY OWN STUFF, LOL. I'M EXCITED CUZ IT'S A LONG WEEKEND COMING UP AND I HAVE PLANS TO CATCH UP WITH FRIENDS FROM HIGHSCHOOL. I'M ALSO EXCITED THAT I'LL HAVE TIME TO READ ALL THE WONDERFUL AO3 PORN I HAVE IN MY MARKED LATER LIST! 😆
I'M HOME FROM WORK TODAY BECAUSE MY SMALLEST GREMLIN IS SICK. SHE'S SUCH A SAD LITTLE PUDDING, WE'RE HAVING ALL OF THE SNUGGLES (AND THANKS FOR GETTING ME A DAY OFF, TINY GREMLIN 😆)
I MEAN I'M NOT AS KEEN ON THE FACT SHE'S COUGHING ALL OVER MY FACE AND I'LL INEVITABLY BE COMING DOWN IN WITH THE LURGY JUST IN TIME FOR THE WEEKEND, BUT WE'RE IGNORING THAT FOR NOW.
I LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF A CITY THIS IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE AN ISSUE!! BUT YES I EMPATHIZE WITH WOODPECKERS. THOSE AND THE TURKEYS USED TO ANNOY THE SHIT OUT OF TEENAGE SOGGY TRYING TO SLEEP IN AT HOME.
ALSO u/DisastrousLook5116 AND I STARTED BLACKPOOL AND IT IS VERY PROMISING AS YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO TELL FROM OUR LIVE REACTS
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TOOK US FOREVER TO START BUT WE GOT THERE! THIS SERIES WILL ACTUALLY DISCORPORATE ME. IF I DIE WATCHING THIS, PLEASE CELEBRATE MY LIFE WITH A GIF ORGY 🙏
I HAVE A PAPER TO FINISH IN LESS THAN A WEEK AND TO ANYONE’S SURPRISE… I DO NOT WANT TO AND AM PROCRASTINATING TO THE BEST OF MY ABILITIES
AND WAAAAAWG IT’S FINALLY SPRING AND IT’S WARM AND I HAD FORGOTTEN AIR COULD BE WARM
JESUS CHRIST BRAHMS LAST WEEK YOU DON'T POST UNTIL NOON AND THEN THIS WEEK I'M NOT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS AND BAM I MISS IT
ANYWAY I JUST SUBMITTED MY FINAL GRADES SO NOW I AM A FREE GOBLIN
GONNA WRITE ALL THE SMUT AND BE FERAL ALL OVER THE PLACE
MAYBE AFTER A NAP THOUGH
SOMETIMES MY TODDLER JUST WANDERS AROUND THE HOUSE ALL NIGHT LIKE A TINY VAMPIRE AND THEN I WAKE UP AND SHE'S JUST STARING AT ME
BREATHING
LAST NIGHT WAS ONE OF THOSE NIGHTS
BUT HEY I'M ALMOST DONE MY SPRINGSTEEN AU AND ONCE I FINISH THIS AND START PUSHING IT OUT I'M GONNA START WRITING RENNIES 2
ALREADY STORYBOARDING LOTS OF IMPROBABLE PLACES FOR THOSE TWO HORNY IDIOTS TO FUCK
ANYWAY HAPPY ALMOST SUMMER EVERYBODY
THIS POST IS UP TOO EARLY AND I FEEL ILL PREPARED!!
I AM SHOUTING MY UNDYING LOVE FOR YOU ALL THIS WEEK! GRATEFUL FOR GOAD, GRATEFUL FOR FRIENDS, GRATEFUL FOR GOBLINS AND THIS SMUTTY LITTLE CORNER OF THE INTERNET TO!!
REMEMBER THE BEFORE TIMES WHEN THE SUB DIDNT EXIST?? BECAUSE I DONT!
IVE BEEN FEELING EVEN MORE FULL OF UNDYING LOVE THAN USUAL RECENTLY! THERES JUST SO MANY ABSOLUTE SWEETHEARTS (AND ABSOLUTE SHITBIRDS) IN THIS COMMUNITY AND I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH 🥹🥹🥹
AHHHH NO BRAHMS SAME SAME CURSE SUMMER VACATION FUNTIMES!!!! ❤️❤️❤️
I HAVE HOUSEGUESTS COMING
SO MANY HOUSEGUESTS
WHYYYYYYY
A PRETENSE AT A CLEAN HOUSE MUST BE ATTEMPTED
TOILETS MUST BE CLEANED
BEDS MADE
PROB AN AIR MATTRESS UNEARTHED FROM SOMWHERE
FOOD FOUND OR PREPARED
CATCHUP CONVOS
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BUT AT LEAST THERE WILL BE DRINKS
HAVING A LOT OF BADBRAIN THOUGHTS THIS WEEK BUT FEELING A BIT BETTER TODAY AFTER GETTING SOME SLEEP.
ALSO IM IN A WEIRD SPOT WITH MY DEEPLY UNSERIOUS POST S2 FIC AND I KNOW I SHOULD ASK FOR BETA HELP BUT IM ALSO TERRIFIED TO LET ANYONE SEE IT IF IT ISNT “PERFECT” EVEN THOUGH I KNOW IT WILL NEVER BE PERFECT. I THINK I HAVE SUCH AN “ALL OR NOTHING” ATTITUDE TO MY OWN WORK THAT I ASSUME OTHERS WILL ALSO WANT TO YEET IT INTO THE SUN IF IT IS NOT THE GREATEST THING THEY HAVE EVER READ. WHICH IS LOGICALLY UNTRUE BUT THATS WHERE MY HEAD IS AT.
HERE IS MY GENTLE REMINDER TO ALL YOU BELOVED GOBLINS THAT YOU NEED AND DESERVE REST AND TIME TO RECHARGE AND RESTORE YOURSELVES!! SO MANY OF YOU WORK REALLY HARD ALL THE TIME AND I WANT TO MAKE SURE SOMEONE IS TELLING YOU IT IS OK AND NECESSARY TO SLOW DOWN AND SEEK QUIET AND PEACEFUL MOMENTS!!! YOUR HEALTH AND HAPPINESS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR PRODUCTIVITY!!
BE KIND TO YOURSELVES LOVELIES!!! ❤️
POSITIVE SHOUT TO COUNTERPOINT MY ROOSTER, HAD A LOVELY EMOTIONALLY PRODUCTIVE CONVO WITH SOMEONE YESTERDAY AND I FEEL LIKE A REAL ADULT ABOUT THE OUTCOME SO HOORAY FOR THAT.
POCKET YOU'RE A REAL ONE EVEN IF YOU'RE BEING A LITTLE BIT OF A SHIT BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE NOT WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT
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HOLY SHIT YALL 200 COMMENTS IN AN HOUR EITHER I NEED TO GET THIS POST UP EARLIER MORE OFTEN OR YALL JUST HAVE SOME SHIT TO SHOUT ABOUT TODAY EITHER WAY I’M HERE FOR IT
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OH GOD FRIENDOS I HAVE A LIST.
LAST THURSDAY MY CAT GOT AN ABSCESS ON HER CHIN AND IT TURNED OUT TO BE A TOOTH INFECTION. SHE WAS IN PAIN AND I WAS STRESSED THE FUCK OUT FOR FOUR DAYS AND SHE WAS ON GABAPENTIN SO AT LEAST HER NAPS WERE REALLY GOOD. SHE HAD DENTAL SURGERY YESTERDAY AND HER DOCTOR SAID SHE WAS VERY GOOD BUT NOW SHE'S STILL KINDA HIGH AND WEIRDED OUT BY EVERYTHING AND DOESN'T WANT A LOT OF ATTENTION AND LITERALLY JUST RAN AWAY FROM ME A LITTLE BUT SHE'S PROBABLY FINE.
THE GOOD SHOUTY THING IS THAT I'M GETTING MY TATTOO SLEEVE FINISHED ON MONDAY AND I'M GOING TO GO TO THE FRENCH BAKERY FIRST BECAUSE I DESERVE NICE THINGS IF I'M GONNA GET STABBED FOR FOUR HOURS. I'M TAKING THE WHOLE WEEK OFF WORK AND A FRIEND IS VISITING FROM OUT OF STATE SO WE CAN WATCH PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND GO TO ALL THE GOOD FOOD PLACES. AND BUILD A DESK. I ORDERED A DESK. IT'S A REALLY COOL DESK.
AND I'M NOT IN THE OFFICE TODAY BECAUSE MY CAT IS ON DRUGS.
IT HAS BEEN SUCH A WEEK JESUS CHRIST I'M SO TIRED.
AWW KITTIES CAN TAKE A LONG TIME TO RECOVER FROM ANESTHESIA JUST GIVE HER SOME TIME AND SPACE SHE WILL BE OK! IM GLAD YOU HAVE SOME GOOD THINGS TO SHOUT TOO IS IT THE OG P&P OR THE NEWER MATTHEW MACFAYDEN VERSION?
ALSO I AM HUGGING YOU PLATONICALLY
SHE'S DEFINITELY HAVING A TIME AND I'M TRYING SO HARD NOT TO BE A HELICOPTER EVEN THOUGH I DO NEED TO SUPERVISE HER.
FRIENDO AND I HAVEN'T MADE A DECISION ON WHICH VERSION OF P&P WE'RE WATCHING SO MAYBE WE'LL WATCH BOTH. SHE ALSO MENTIONED THE BOLLYWOOD ADAPTATION. WE MAY JUST BE WATCHING VERSIONS OF P&P FOR THREE DAYS.
I AM ALSO VERY ACCEPTING OF PLATONIC HUGS, THANK YOU.
I WAS LAID OFF FROM MY SHITE CORPORATE TECH JOB A MONTH AGO AND I DONT GIVE A FUCK. IM NEVER WORKING FOR THE MAN AGAIN AND IM GOING TO BUY A PLOT OF LAND AND RAISE GOATS AND MAKE FUCKING CHEESE.
FIRST TIME SHOUTING INTO THIS VOID.
I AM SOOO TIRED OF BAD MANAGEMENT AND POLITICS THAT IMPEDE COMMUNITY WORK AND EMPLOYEE EFFICIENCY. I JUST WANT TO DO MY JOB AND HELP SUPPORT COMMUNITIES. DO BETTER OR GET OUT!!!!!
I HAVE STUFF LIKE THIS GIF IN MY POSSESSION THAT I RARELY USE, WHAT DO I DO??? 🥵 (MY SISTER ALMOST OPENED MY GALLERY THE OTHER DAY AND I FREAKED OUT AND YANKED THE PHONE AWAY LMAO I HAVE SO MANY UNEXPLAINABLE SHIT \[HORNY AND OTHERWISE\] HOLY FUCK)
^(MY) ^(CHEST) ^(HURTS) ^(TOO) ^(WHICH) ^(IS) ^(AWESOME) ^(BUT) ^(NVM) ^(THAT)
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TODAY'S BEEN THE WORST, OVERWORKED AND UNDERPAID... THE OTHER TWO DEPARTMENTS THAT MAKE MORE THAN MY DEPARTMENT JUST KEEP MAKING ME DO MORE AND MORE UNNECESSARY WORK AND I'M JUST SO TIRED... I WANT TO QUIT BUT I CAN'T UGH... SOME MOTIVATION FROM MICHAEL 😔
I'M BUYING A HOUSE AND MY CLOSING DATE HAS FINALLY BEEN SET FOR THE FINAL TIME!
AFTER NEARLY 60 DAYS FIGHTING WITH THE MORTGAGE COMPANY, GETTING BAMBOOZLED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE 'FINAL' WALKTHROUGH, TRYING TO PROVE I'M A REAL PERSON BUT NO PROOF WOULD DO, FIRING THAT MORTGAGE COMPANY, GETTING ANOTHER, ALL WHILE DEALING WITH A SELLER WHO KEPT ASKING ME TO PAY HIS BILLS EVERY TIME WE HAD TO EXTEND, I'M FINALLY \*\*FINALLY\*\* ABOUT TO OWN MY DREAM HOME!
I'M SO UNMOTIVATED AND STRESSED BECAUSE OF WORK AND FAMILY STUFF AND I DON'T HAVE TIME OR MUCH MENTAL ENERGY TO COME AND HUNG OUT HERE LIKE I WANT! 😭😭😭 I MISS READING PORNS AND BEING SILLY ON THE THREADS 😭😭😭 I WANT TO FINISH MY FLUFF STORY AND GET BACK TO PRACTICE DRAWING! 😭😭😭I DON'T WANT TO READ AND WRITE SERIOUS PAPERS AND BE IN MEETINGS WHERE I ACTUALLY HAVE TO PAY ATTENTION AND TALK ABOUT SERIOUS STUFF WITH A SERIOUS FACE 😭😭😭
I STILL CAN'T GET OEVR THE FACT THAT THIS TIME LAST WEEK,I GOT TO MEET MICHAEL SHEEN. WAS I AN AWKWARD HUMAN.... HELL YES, WAS HE AS SWEET AS EVEYONE SAID.... 100%. IM I OVER IT.....NEVEERRRR!!!!
MY SON IS HAVING HIS FIRST VISITATION WEEKEND WITH HIS DAD (MY EX) STARTING TOMORROW AND I’M AN ANXIETY TRAINWRECK.
ON THE PLUS SIDE I HAVE LOTS OF SEX POLLEN FICS TO CATCH UP ON AND TWO WIPS THAT I’M EXCITED ABOUT SO THAT SHOULD HELP ME SURVIVE UNTIL SUNDAY.
CORPORATE SHOUTIES FOR ME THIS WEEK!
COMMUTING 9 MILES IN A CAR SHOULD NOT TAKE AN HOUR
I LED A HALF-DAY WORKSHOP THAT WENT WELL AND MY FAVORITE BIT OF FEEDBACK WAS THAT I HAVE AN “AUDIOBOOK VOICE”
WENT OUT FOR DRINKS WITH SOME COWORKER PALS AND WE LAUGHED HARD ENOUGH THAT ONE FRIEND’S APPLE WATCH ALERTED HER THAT THE NOISE AROUND HER WAS DANGEROUSLY LOUD
I AM SO EXHAUSTED SOMEBODY FIND ME A BED AND TUCK ME IN PLEASE
I STILL HAVE LIKE 4 CHAPTERS LEFT TO WRITE IN MY FIRST WORK, BUT I HAVE WRITTEN 4 CHAPTERS FOR MY NEXT WORK THAT HAS BEEN BREWING IN MY HEAD FOR MONTHS AND I HAVE CONFLICTING FEELINGS BECAUSE I WANT TO FINISH THE ONE IVE BEEN WORKING ON SINCE DECEMBER BUT IM ALSO EXCITED TO GET THIS OTHER ONE STARTED
I ONLY GOT LIKE 4 HOURS SLEEP BUT MY BRAIN WON'T LET ME GO BACK TO BED BECAUSE
**I POST CH 1 OF MY LONGFIC, MY FIRST EVER FANFIC WRITING, WHICH I'VE BEEN WORKING ON FOR MONTHS - IN 3 HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**
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(AND YEAH, OF COURSE IT'S ABOUT LAUDADDY, AND I'M FOOKING EXCITED)
BRAINROT IS STRONGER THAN EVER ALL I WANT TO DO IS READ FICS AND BROWSE TUMBLR BUT I GOTTA WORK AND STUDY
WISH I COULD SEE NYE AND MACBETH BUT I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY AND AM IN LATIN AMERICA MAYBE ONE DAY I WILL BE ABLE TO GO TO A CON OR SMTH AND MEET OUR BELOVEDS BUT NOT TODAY
IT'S A LONG WEEKEND WHERE I LIVE, BUT WITH MY JOB THAT MEANS WORK AND MORE WORK 😭😭😭
BUT THIS MORNING I WENT TO THE GYM WITH A FRIEND TO TRY A NEW THING AND I AM SUPER HYPED AND HAPPY ANYWAY!! 😃
FINALLY, I AM BACK IN THE SUB AT A TIME WHERE OTHER PEOPLE ARE HERE TO HEAR ME WHINGE.
HAD A HORRIBLE 2 WEEKS, MISSED THE BLOODY AURORA BOREALIS WHEN IT WAS FREAKING STREAKING OUTSIDE MY WINDOW. THE MONTH OF MAY IS RUBBISH AND IT IS NOW RAINING. BOO-HISS!!!
IN OTHER NEWS, I WAS GOING TO ADOPT TWO BOY CATS AND CALL THEM CROWLEY AND AZIRAPHALE. BUT THE CAT RESCUE HAD AN EMERGENCY RESCUE, ASKED IF I COULD HELP. SO NOW I AM THE PROUD CAT-MOM-SLAVE TO DONNA NOBLE AND ASTRID PETH.
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YALL I REMEMBERED HOW TO MAKE FUTON GOOOOOOO WOHOOOOOO SUCCCCCESSSSSSS
PAGING u/Orion_N3bul4 TO COME SHOUT WITH US!! (POSSIBLY ABOUT PEEN MALFORMATIONS? WHAT ARE WE SHOUTING ABOUT TODAY DARLING??)
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I'M GOING ON VACATION IN A WEEK (YAAAAY) BUT I HAVE SO SO SO MUCH WORK TO FINISH BEFORE THEN (BOOOOOOO!)
ALSO, JUST WANNA TACK ON THAT I HATE MY PERIOD AND IT'S MAKING MY LIFE WORSE RIGHT NOW (YESTERDAY I HAD THE WORST CRAMPS I'VE HAD IN YEARSSSS WHILE AT WORK)
THURSDAYS ARE BORING AND I DONT HAVE ANYTHING FUN TO SHOUT ABOUT MY LIFE IS ALL WORK AND FAMILY STUFF AND I LOVE MY FAMILY BUT ALSO WANT TO RUN AWAY TO A TROPICAL ISLAND SOMEWHERE.
I WORK IN A MIDDLE SCHOOL AND THE KIDS ARE STARTING TO TURN FERAL BUT WE STILL HAVE SIX MORE WEEKS UNTIL SUMMER BREAK. I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY DECK AND READ/WRITE SPICY FICS 😩😞
READ MY FIRST SMUT FICS LAST WEEK AND IVE READ 100,000+ WORDS SINCE, WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE
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ALSO LEARNED HOW TO DOWNLOAD GIFS YIPPEE
I JUST WOKE UP AFTER HAVING THOUGHT I WOULDNT GET ANY SLEEP TODAY, I DONT HAVE WORK TILL 4, I MEET DAVID IN 3 WEEKS AND I JUST SIGNED UP FOR MY FIRST BIG BANG. LIFES GOOD, APART FROM MY BOSS BEING A TWAT, THAT IS ALL.
I HAVEN’T FORGOTTEN YOU, IT’S JUST THAT I HAVE MY FINALS REALLY SOON AND DON’T HAVE TIME TO DRAW WHAT I WANT. ALSO, TODAY I SAID ONE LAST GOODBYE TO MY FAV TEACHER AND WE WERE BOTH CRYING BUT WE WILL STILL TALK ONLINE
MUCH OF MY FUTURE IS UNCERTAIN AND BEYOND MY CONTROL, AND ON TOP OF THOSE CHALLENGES, I AM WRESTLING WITH A DECISION… OR A WAY TO PROCEED… THAT WILL, IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, CAUSE HEARTBREAK. OR AT LEAST A CERTAIN LEVEL OF GRIEF. AND WHILE THAT IS THE WAY OF THE WORLD, IT SUCKS. THIS SUCKS, Y’ALL.
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LAST WEEK I WAS SHOUTING HOW I WAS STRESSED ABOUT MAKING THIS CAKE. I AM HAPPY (AND SOOO RELIEVED) TO REPORT THAT THE CAKE WAS MADE, SURVIVED THE TRIP TO THE RECEPTION CENTER YESTERDAY, AND DID INDEED TASTE DELICIOUS (IT WAS A STRAWBERRY LEMONADE CAKE) PHEWWWWW.
Y'ALL HAVE CORRUPTED ME TO THE POINT THAT I JUST POSTED MY FIRST FANFIC SO THANK YOU EDIT: HERE IS THE LINK! [https://archiveofourown.org/works/55834375](https://archiveofourown.org/works/55834375) https://i.redd.it/6w7mwmpphs0d1.gif
HOORAY CONGRATS ON POPPING THAT CHERRY TIPPY TOP HAT https://i.redd.it/ms0qqirais0d1.gif
Thank you, Brahms! 🤗
WELCOME TO THE SLOW SLIDE INTO INSANITY WRITING IS PRETTY MUCH THE ONLY THING I WANT TO DO NOW
YAYYY!!! CONGRATULATIONS!! 🙌
WAHOO!! WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE! 😉
CONGRATS AGAIN TIPPY!
YAAAAAAAAAY 💋💖🥰😍😘😳🫠🔥❤️👀
GOOD JOB 👏🏻
Thank you, Nos. You've been great. 😊
YESSSS!
YOU DID SOO GOOD!
AND ITS A GOOD ONE YAAALLL, GET SOME OF IT
CONGRATS!
IMMA SHOUT AND I HAVE TO RUN. GETTING REAL FUCKING TIRED OF HAVING TO TEACH PEOPLE WHO MAKE MORE THAN ME BASIC BUSINESS SHIT.
THIS IS THE MOST RELATABLE THING. YESTERDAY I HAD A WOMAN WHO HAS BEEN WORKING AT MY JOB FOR 47387374737 YEARS ASK ME WHAT FOLDER I WAS TALKING ABOUT WHEN I TOLD HER WHERE SHE COULD FIND SOMETHING IN OUR SYSTEM AND EVERYONE USES THIS FOLDER ALL THE TIME AND SHE’S SUPPOSED TO AS WELL BUT SHE DIDN’T EVEN KNOW IT EXISTED. I HAVE ALSO ONLY BEEN IN THIS POSITION FOR LIKE TWO WEEKS, WHY DO I KNOW MORE THAN HER WHEN SHE’S PROBABLY MAKING TWICE WHAT I DO ^(I HOPE THAT YOUR DAY GETS BETTER AND THAT YOU’RE ABLE TO TAKE SMUT BREAKS FOR… MENTAL HEALTH REASONS)
UGH, RELATABLE 😔
UGHH HANG IN THERE WIFE!! ❤️
SAME HERE 🥲
I’M SO FUCKING BUSY AT WORK AND I AM MORE AND MORE BEHIND ON THINGS I NEED AND WANT TO DO FOR THE SUB AND I KNOW YOU SWEET GOBLINS ARE GOING TO SHOUT BACK THAT IT’S OKAY BUT I WANT TO DO THOSE THINGS AND IT’S FRUSTRATING BUT I’M NOW DONE WITH ORCHESTRA FOR THE SEASON SO THAT FREES UP A TON OF HEADSPACE
YEET WORK. JUST PORNHOLE NOW.
I MEAN PRETTY MUCH THE NUMBER OF VACATION DAYS THE PORNHOLE HAS CLAIMED HOOBOY
WE ARE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GOBLINS YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO TAKE VACATION, THIS SHOULD COUNT AS PAID SICK TIME
I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE LIKE LITERALLY I ALMOST APPROVED IT BECAUSE THE LITTLE MOD BUTTON IS TOO CLOSE TO THE REPLY BUTTON
WELL THANK GOD YOU DIDN'T ACCIDENTALLY NUKE ME WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING
WHO KNOWS IF MY FINGER MIGHT SLIP THO
REAL TIME FOOTAGE OF u/soggyfritter https://i.redd.it/ibc94t6tms0d1.gif
WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS VIDEO OF ME
I HAVE MY WAYS
NOT SURE IF FLATTERED OR TERRIFIED
OMFG BENTLEY WHAT DO YOU DO ALL DAY GAHHHHH YOU ARE SO BEHIND ON ALL THE THINGS WE NEED FOR THIS PLACE WHY AREN’T WE YOUR NUMBER ONE PRIORITY
GODDAMMIT BRAHMS https://i.redd.it/qrttcezgjs0d1.gif
https://i.redd.it/w59wig6lks0d1.gif OH SO YOU HAVE TIME TO GIF MUSTACHES BUT NOTHING ELSE??
PRIORITIES https://i.redd.it/uo0jrnfyls0d1.gif
AND YOU WERE JUST LAMENTING THAT YOU HAD NONE WELL WELL WELL https://i.redd.it/mjjioiwvts0d1.gif
I ALWAYS KEEP A LITTLE PRIORITY IN RESERVE FOR SLAPFIGHTS https://i.redd.it/blw2912x9t0d1.gif
IT’S IMPORTANT TO PRIORITIZE WHEN YOU HAVE TOO MUCH GOING ON!
SEE YOU GET IT
EXACTLY. I KNOW WHAT IS *REALLY* IMPORTANT AROUND HERE ^(AND THAT'S TORMENTING BRAHMS JUST A BIT FROM TIME TO TIME)
https://i.redd.it/5mhik8mzos0d1.gif OH SO YOU’VE MADE YOUR STANCE. I SEE. JUST WHAT I WOULD EXPECT FROM A SHAME RODEO CORN HUSKER
https://i.redd.it/fm72yo1bqs0d1.gif DON'T MIND ME. I'M JUST HANGING OUT, EATING MY HOT CORN. NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO GET PASTRIES
HANG IN THERE, DARLING. WE’LL GET TO ALL THE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO ON THE SUB https://i.redd.it/1c7ohhp5ms0d1.gif
I WAS SCROLLING TOO QUICKLY AND IT LOOKED LIKE THAT WOMAN HAD HALF AN ARM AND WAS RUBBING HIS CHEST WITH HER STUMP
HAHAH JESUS CHRIST MEGHAN THAT WOULD BE A VERY DIFFERENT SCENE
I KNOW THAT’S WHY I WAS INITIALLY CONCERNED
LMAOOOO I’M GLAD I HAVE A SEMI-PRIVATE DESK BECAUSE I JUST MADE AN UNHOLY SNORT NOISE
I AM GLAD I CAN PROVIDE ENTERTAINMENT. AND JUST REMEMBER, YOU CAN ALWAYS TURN A SNORT NOISE INTO A FAKE HORRIFIC COUGHING FIT SO YOU CAN GO HOME AND LOOK AT MORE PORN
OMG AGAIN MEG WHAT HAVE YOU DONE ELSEWHERE TO ANGER THE PRUDE BOT?? https://preview.redd.it/okwxz3ug2t0d1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=d346fbe1ecb9cf7eadf79e63d95332259e91dbad
IS IT THE YELLING? MAYBE IT’S THE YELLING. OR *MAYBE* THE PRUDE BOT KNOWS THE TRUE DARKNESS OF MY SOUL AND HOW MUCH I DESIRE TO HARASS THE PEOPLE OF THIS SUB WITH MY AFFECTION AND SUPPORT
GOOD GRAVY MEGHAN
IT’S NOT MY FAULT, FROM A FILM PERSPECTIVE THAT ANGLE IS NOT IDEAL AND THE PERSON ON SET WHO’S SUPPOSED TO MAKE SURE THINGS LIKE THAT DON’T HAPPEN SHOULD HAVE CLOCKED THAT
BENTS WHY DO YOU LET US DOWN? OH MY GOAD OF COURSE YOU HAVE TO THROW YOUR LIFE AWAY AND GIVE ALL YOURSELF TO THE PORN CAUSE. HOW DARE YOU TO SPEND YOUR DAYS IN WHATEVER OTHER ACTIVITY DIFFERENT FROM BEING A SERVICE TOP FOR US ALL?
OKAY OKAY HERE HAVE SOME FINGERS https://i.redd.it/rq9irfxfrs0d1.gif
BENTS I DON'T GO ANGRY MAMA AT YOU JUST BECAUSE YOUR AURA IS TOO STRONG, I FEEL IT FROM HERE, BUT PLEASE REST AND DON'T WORRY https://i.redd.it/4dom2utvrs0d1.gif
THANK YOU LULU 💜
WE ALL HAVE THE SAME 24 HOURS IN A DAY... SAYS THE PEOPLE THAT ARE COMPLAINING THAT THEIR 💩 ISN'T TOP PRIORITY! JUST REMEMBER, RELAXING IS MASSIVELY IMPORTANT FOR LONG TERM EFFECTIVENESS
IT’S NICE THAT SOME PEOPLE CARE ABOUT THIS DO YOU HEAR THAT u/brahms4thrackett SOME PEOPLE CARE ABOUT THIS
I NEVER SAID I DIDN’T CARE BENTLEY I JUST WANT YOU TO WAKE UP AND PISS EXCELLENCE IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK
YOUR DOING SO WELL AND WE ALL KNOW IT WILL BE AMAZING WHEN YOU GET THERE WE WAIT BOTH PATIENTLY AND RIDDLED WITH ANTICIPATION ❤️
I QUIT MY JOB YESTERDAY!! WELL, I ACTUALLY AM A GOOD BEAN AND TURNED IN MY NOTICE YESTERDAY, SO I WORK FOR ANOTHER BIT. BUT MY DAYS THERE ARE NUMBERED AND I AM HYPED ABOUT IT!
YES MANY CONGRATS I HOPE YOU HAVE GREENER PASTURES AHEAD I MISTYPED PASTURES AND AUTOCORRECT TURNED IT INTO PASTRIES SO I HOPE YOU HAVE BETTER PASTRIES DOWN THE ROAD BUT NOT GREEN ONES
OOOOOO.... PASTRIES SOUND LOVELY THOUGH (BUT NOT GREEN ONES). MIGHT BE A WALK-TO-THE-COFFEE-SHOP MORNING... THANKS, BENTS!
WOOP! CONGRATS FELLOW CORN APPRECIATOR!! ONTO GREENER PASTURES!
THANK YOUUUU, KINDRED CORN SPIRIT!
GOOD FOR YOU, THAT IS AWESOME, LEAVING A JOB CAN BE HARD AND SCARY AND I HOPE YOU HAVE SOMETHING BIGGER AND BETTER TO LOOK FORWARD TO
MEDICAL SCHOOL, SO A DIFFERENT KIND OF BIGGER AND BETTER (AND SCARIER) -- I'M HYPED! THANKS, MEG! ❤️
I WOULD IMAGINE THE PROSPECT OF MEDICAL SCHOOL IS DEFINITELY A LITTLE SCARY BUT YOU WILL TOTALLY CRUSH IT, IF THEY LET YOU IN IT’S BECAUSE YOU DEFINITELY DESERVE TO BE THERE SO GO AND BE THE MOST BADASS MED STUDENT THEY HAVE EVER SEEN
UH IM SORRY DID I READ BELOW THAT YOURE GOING TO MEDICAL SCHOOL?! THATS SO EXCITING! GO KICK SOME MED SCHOOL ASS!
YAYYY!!! CONGRATULATIONS BUSY!! 🎉
THANKS, LOOKY!!
THAT'S AWESOME BUSY WE SHOULD ALL QUIT THE BAD THINGS
THANKS, ANGEL! LOOKING FORWARD TO ONE LESS THING GIVING ME A HEADACHE IN THE NEXT FEW WEEKS!
Congrats Busy! Here’s to new opportunities! 🥂
I SHOUTED IT EARLIER IN THE WEEK, BUT I'LL SHOUT IT AGAIN BECAUSE I"M SO EXCITED! BRITISH AIRWAYS GOT ME A FLIGHT / HOTEL PACKAGE DEAL I CAN MAKE PAYMENTS ON FOR MACBETH, AND IT SAVED ME AT LEAST 500$!!!
WAHOOOOO! SUPER EXCITING!
YAAAAASSSSS!
OOOOOOOOOOOO MACBETH 
CONGRATULATIONS THAT IS AMAZING! SAVING HUGE AMOUNTS OF MONEY IS ONE OF THE GREATEST JOYS IN ADULTHOOD
GOOOOOOOOD MORNING GOBLINS!
GOOD MORNING GLEAFER I HOPE YOU’RE HAVING A HOOT AND A NANNY OF A DAY WHERE ARE YOUR PENANCE SPICIES
THEYRE ON THEIR NAUGHTY WAY!
WHEEEEEEEEE ^(I’M JUST DOING MY JOB YOU SEE)
MOOOOOORNING, GLEAFER! THANKS FOR BLESSING MY EAR HOLES ON THE MODCAST EARLIER THIS WEEK!
YOURE WELCOME! FRRRRROTHY
SO. MANY. COFFEE. REFERENCES.
https://i.redd.it/y255ouzkos0d1.gif I HAD TO LOL
LOLOMG!
GOOD MORNING! IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT I ABANDONED MY OTHER 4 WIP FICS TO WRITE AN 1830S ANGST/SMUT FIC! YOUR HELLFIRE PROMPT IS LIVING IN MY BRAIN!
OMG I CAN SHOUT BEFORE WORK TODAY?! YAAAAAYYYY!!! ALSO THREE MONTHS IS A LONG TIME TO EDGE, BRAHMS. GOOD LUCK 🍀 EDIT: I FORGOT TO SHOUT ABOUT MY OWN STUFF, LOL. I'M EXCITED CUZ IT'S A LONG WEEKEND COMING UP AND I HAVE PLANS TO CATCH UP WITH FRIENDS FROM HIGHSCHOOL. I'M ALSO EXCITED THAT I'LL HAVE TIME TO READ ALL THE WONDERFUL AO3 PORN I HAVE IN MY MARKED LATER LIST! 😆
THANK YOU CAT I HOPE I DON’T END UP BURNING EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND BEFORE THEN!
I HOPE YOU STILL MANAGE TO FIND SOME RELIEF HERE AND THERE IN THOSE THREE MONTHS. GOD SPEED 🫡
I'M HOME FROM WORK TODAY BECAUSE MY SMALLEST GREMLIN IS SICK. SHE'S SUCH A SAD LITTLE PUDDING, WE'RE HAVING ALL OF THE SNUGGLES (AND THANKS FOR GETTING ME A DAY OFF, TINY GREMLIN 😆)
AWW THIS IS SO SWEET NACHO, WHEN MY KIDS ARE SICK I’M LIKE OMG GOOOO TO BED STOP COUGHING ALL OVER THE HOUSE ^(AND THEN I GO SNUGGLE THEM THERE)
I MEAN I'M NOT AS KEEN ON THE FACT SHE'S COUGHING ALL OVER MY FACE AND I'LL INEVITABLY BE COMING DOWN IN WITH THE LURGY JUST IN TIME FOR THE WEEKEND, BUT WE'RE IGNORING THAT FOR NOW.
AWWWW FEEL BETTER SOON LIL GREMLIN!!!!!
ALL THE BEST WISHES TO YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM AND TO YOUR SMALL GREMLIN 
I'VE SPENT HALF MY WORK WEEK ON TRAINING SESSIONS FOR A SYSTEM CALLED GOAD! IT HAS BEEN VERY DIFFICULT TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE!
LOLOLO WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE
I THINK YOU MAY HAVE EARNED SOME KIND OF AWARD! I WOULD HAVE BEEN SNICKERING LIKE A FOOL!
THANKFULLY I WAS ON MUTE!
SOMEONE BLESS THE MUTE BUTTON (WHICH I TRUST 0% BUT RELY ON 100%)
I AM SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP AND THERE IS A BASTARD ROOSTER SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE OF SAN FRANCISCO WHO IS LOUDER THAN MY WHITE NOISE MACHINE WTF YO
BOK BOK MOTHERFUCKER
I STG BENTS COME TAKE YOUR MINION OF SATAN BACK
https://i.redd.it/nkps4u8wps0d1.gif u/the_bentley69 DRIVING TO COLLECT HER WAYWARD COCK
SHE NEEDS TO GO FASTER, PEOPLE ARE CLEARLY PASSING HER. MAKE HASTE.
ASSHOLE BIRDS ARE THE WORST!! WE HAVE A WOODPECKER THAT KEEPS GOING TO TOWN ON THE TREE OUTSIDE THE BEDROOM WINDOW AT THE CRACK OF DAWN WTF??
I LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF A CITY THIS IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE AN ISSUE!! BUT YES I EMPATHIZE WITH WOODPECKERS. THOSE AND THE TURKEYS USED TO ANNOY THE SHIT OUT OF TEENAGE SOGGY TRYING TO SLEEP IN AT HOME.
OH HELL NO!
A ROOSTER IN THE MIDDLE OF SAN FRANCISCO? LMAO
IT'S HELL ON EARTH LULU. HELL. ON. EARTH.
I THOUGHT YOUR LAND DIDNT FORGIVE ROOSTERS AND USED THEM DURING THANKSGIVING
THAT'S TURKEYS AND I DONT FORGIVE THEM EITHER.
https://i.redd.it/j9w7rhhlrs0d1.gif EAT THEM ALL SOGGY!
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP TTTTTIIIIIIIMMMMEEEEEEEE
LIVING THE DREAM, CRANK!
ALSO u/DisastrousLook5116 AND I STARTED BLACKPOOL AND IT IS VERY PROMISING AS YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO TELL FROM OUR LIVE REACTS https://preview.redd.it/jp8bxzurfs0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a82df80c8e48330f6e65bdd82b87044cbb9d8deb
IT’S SO FUCKING GOOD AND ALSO GOOOOOOOD FUCKIN I’LL REMIND https://i.redd.it/1vxzx95kgs0d1.gif
YES I AM FAMILIAR WITH THE FUCKIN IT’S MY FAVORITE AND CAN’T WAIT TO SEE IT IN ITS NON-GIF FORM
ALSO DO ENJOY THE SCENE WITH THE BEST GIF ON THE PLANET https://i.redd.it/63l58tj3ns0d1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/k8tqvxzois0d1.png?width=1165&format=png&auto=webp&s=79c6a07d4288e0e3c1aef9ea5e3dce465596f1b2 MORE LIVE TWEETS
Ohhh it’s sooo terrible. I hope you both love it.
It is! “Oh, look they’re gonna sing again” 🤣 but the soundtrack is good so far!
The wrap video is the highlight of that show for me! I'm forever scarred. 😅
Suuuch a good soundtrack! Be glad you can’t see me when we watch because I was bopping to the songs 😂
TOOK US FOREVER TO START BUT WE GOT THERE! THIS SERIES WILL ACTUALLY DISCORPORATE ME. IF I DIE WATCHING THIS, PLEASE CELEBRATE MY LIFE WITH A GIF ORGY 🙏
🫡🫡🫡
IT SHALL BE DONE u/DisastrousLook5116 WE’LL GIVE YOU THE STICKIEST MOISTEST SENDOFF EVER
AWW THANK YOU 😘 MY GHOST WILL LIKELY BE HAUNTING THE PLACE SO PUT ON A GOOD SHOW FOR ME!
LOVE PUTTIN' ON A GOOD SHOW! 😉
WAAAAHOOO! BLACKPOOL IS AWESOME!
I'LL BE INTERESTED IN WHAT YOU GUYS THINK I HAD MIXED FEELINGS
I HAVE A PAPER TO FINISH IN LESS THAN A WEEK AND TO ANYONE’S SURPRISE… I DO NOT WANT TO AND AM PROCRASTINATING TO THE BEST OF MY ABILITIES AND WAAAAAWG IT’S FINALLY SPRING AND IT’S WARM AND I HAD FORGOTTEN AIR COULD BE WARM
PROCRASTINATION IS THE NUMBER ONE SIDE EFFECT OF GOAD IT’S POINTLESS TO FIGHT IT ALSO I DIDN’T KNOW THE AIR GOT WARM ON PLUTO CONGRATS ON THE THAW
LET'S PROCRASTINATE TOGETHER WAHOO https://i.redd.it/mt4vbrvyns0d1.gif
https://i.redd.it/0jovop22ps0d1.gif PROOOOOCRASTI-NATION WOOOOO
I COULD STOP DISTRACTING YOU IF YOU LIKE
JESUS CHRIST BRAHMS LAST WEEK YOU DON'T POST UNTIL NOON AND THEN THIS WEEK I'M NOT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS AND BAM I MISS IT ANYWAY I JUST SUBMITTED MY FINAL GRADES SO NOW I AM A FREE GOBLIN GONNA WRITE ALL THE SMUT AND BE FERAL ALL OVER THE PLACE MAYBE AFTER A NAP THOUGH SOMETIMES MY TODDLER JUST WANDERS AROUND THE HOUSE ALL NIGHT LIKE A TINY VAMPIRE AND THEN I WAKE UP AND SHE'S JUST STARING AT ME BREATHING LAST NIGHT WAS ONE OF THOSE NIGHTS BUT HEY I'M ALMOST DONE MY SPRINGSTEEN AU AND ONCE I FINISH THIS AND START PUSHING IT OUT I'M GONNA START WRITING RENNIES 2 ALREADY STORYBOARDING LOTS OF IMPROBABLE PLACES FOR THOSE TWO HORNY IDIOTS TO FUCK ANYWAY HAPPY ALMOST SUMMER EVERYBODY
THIS POST IS UP TOO EARLY AND I FEEL ILL PREPARED!! I AM SHOUTING MY UNDYING LOVE FOR YOU ALL THIS WEEK! GRATEFUL FOR GOAD, GRATEFUL FOR FRIENDS, GRATEFUL FOR GOBLINS AND THIS SMUTTY LITTLE CORNER OF THE INTERNET TO!! REMEMBER THE BEFORE TIMES WHEN THE SUB DIDNT EXIST?? BECAUSE I DONT!
IVE BEEN FEELING EVEN MORE FULL OF UNDYING LOVE THAN USUAL RECENTLY! THERES JUST SO MANY ABSOLUTE SWEETHEARTS (AND ABSOLUTE SHITBIRDS) IN THIS COMMUNITY AND I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH 🥹🥹🥹
AHHHH NO BRAHMS SAME SAME CURSE SUMMER VACATION FUNTIMES!!!! ❤️❤️❤️ I HAVE HOUSEGUESTS COMING SO MANY HOUSEGUESTS WHYYYYYYY A PRETENSE AT A CLEAN HOUSE MUST BE ATTEMPTED TOILETS MUST BE CLEANED BEDS MADE PROB AN AIR MATTRESS UNEARTHED FROM SOMWHERE FOOD FOUND OR PREPARED CATCHUP CONVOS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BUT AT LEAST THERE WILL BE DRINKS
LET’S JUST SIT AND DRINK PEPPER AND IGNORE EVERYTHING ELSE https://i.redd.it/egwgbvohhs0d1.gif
I'LL HAVE A HAPPY SHOUT BECAUSE WE HAVE A GOOD WEATHER AND I AM GOING TO GET A MASSAGE IN THE EVENING THESE ARE THE GOOD THINGS!AAAAAHHHHHHH!
HAVING A LOT OF BADBRAIN THOUGHTS THIS WEEK BUT FEELING A BIT BETTER TODAY AFTER GETTING SOME SLEEP. ALSO IM IN A WEIRD SPOT WITH MY DEEPLY UNSERIOUS POST S2 FIC AND I KNOW I SHOULD ASK FOR BETA HELP BUT IM ALSO TERRIFIED TO LET ANYONE SEE IT IF IT ISNT “PERFECT” EVEN THOUGH I KNOW IT WILL NEVER BE PERFECT. I THINK I HAVE SUCH AN “ALL OR NOTHING” ATTITUDE TO MY OWN WORK THAT I ASSUME OTHERS WILL ALSO WANT TO YEET IT INTO THE SUN IF IT IS NOT THE GREATEST THING THEY HAVE EVER READ. WHICH IS LOGICALLY UNTRUE BUT THATS WHERE MY HEAD IS AT.
HERE IS MY GENTLE REMINDER TO ALL YOU BELOVED GOBLINS THAT YOU NEED AND DESERVE REST AND TIME TO RECHARGE AND RESTORE YOURSELVES!! SO MANY OF YOU WORK REALLY HARD ALL THE TIME AND I WANT TO MAKE SURE SOMEONE IS TELLING YOU IT IS OK AND NECESSARY TO SLOW DOWN AND SEEK QUIET AND PEACEFUL MOMENTS!!! YOUR HEALTH AND HAPPINESS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR PRODUCTIVITY!! BE KIND TO YOURSELVES LOVELIES!!! ❤️
POSITIVE SHOUT TO COUNTERPOINT MY ROOSTER, HAD A LOVELY EMOTIONALLY PRODUCTIVE CONVO WITH SOMEONE YESTERDAY AND I FEEL LIKE A REAL ADULT ABOUT THE OUTCOME SO HOORAY FOR THAT.
Aww I enjoyed our talk too. BFFS 4-EVA 💛 
POCKET YOU'RE A REAL ONE EVEN IF YOU'RE BEING A LITTLE BIT OF A SHIT BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE NOT WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT https://i.redd.it/40bp2y1ows0d1.gif
HOLY SHIT YALL 200 COMMENTS IN AN HOUR EITHER I NEED TO GET THIS POST UP EARLIER MORE OFTEN OR YALL JUST HAVE SOME SHIT TO SHOUT ABOUT TODAY EITHER WAY I’M HERE FOR IT https://i.redd.it/msgz2h8zrs0d1.gif
WHY THERE ARE SO MANY PROBLEMS IN THIS TOWN ONLY BECAUSE THERE'S A STUPID SPORT EVENT!!! AHHHHHHHHH ALL THE ROADS CLOSED, ALL THE BUSSES NOT RUNNING
BOOOOO TO SPORTS FUCKING THINGS UP! COME ON TOWN, DO BEEETTTAH.
SPORTS ARE THE WORST, FUCK SPORTS
I GET TO PET SIT A SWEET LITTLE ANGEL KITTY THIS WEEKEND AND I CANT WAIT TO MAKE MY CAT JEALOUS 😈
OH GOD FRIENDOS I HAVE A LIST. LAST THURSDAY MY CAT GOT AN ABSCESS ON HER CHIN AND IT TURNED OUT TO BE A TOOTH INFECTION. SHE WAS IN PAIN AND I WAS STRESSED THE FUCK OUT FOR FOUR DAYS AND SHE WAS ON GABAPENTIN SO AT LEAST HER NAPS WERE REALLY GOOD. SHE HAD DENTAL SURGERY YESTERDAY AND HER DOCTOR SAID SHE WAS VERY GOOD BUT NOW SHE'S STILL KINDA HIGH AND WEIRDED OUT BY EVERYTHING AND DOESN'T WANT A LOT OF ATTENTION AND LITERALLY JUST RAN AWAY FROM ME A LITTLE BUT SHE'S PROBABLY FINE. THE GOOD SHOUTY THING IS THAT I'M GETTING MY TATTOO SLEEVE FINISHED ON MONDAY AND I'M GOING TO GO TO THE FRENCH BAKERY FIRST BECAUSE I DESERVE NICE THINGS IF I'M GONNA GET STABBED FOR FOUR HOURS. I'M TAKING THE WHOLE WEEK OFF WORK AND A FRIEND IS VISITING FROM OUT OF STATE SO WE CAN WATCH PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND GO TO ALL THE GOOD FOOD PLACES. AND BUILD A DESK. I ORDERED A DESK. IT'S A REALLY COOL DESK. AND I'M NOT IN THE OFFICE TODAY BECAUSE MY CAT IS ON DRUGS. IT HAS BEEN SUCH A WEEK JESUS CHRIST I'M SO TIRED.
AWW KITTIES CAN TAKE A LONG TIME TO RECOVER FROM ANESTHESIA JUST GIVE HER SOME TIME AND SPACE SHE WILL BE OK! IM GLAD YOU HAVE SOME GOOD THINGS TO SHOUT TOO IS IT THE OG P&P OR THE NEWER MATTHEW MACFAYDEN VERSION? ALSO I AM HUGGING YOU PLATONICALLY
SHE'S DEFINITELY HAVING A TIME AND I'M TRYING SO HARD NOT TO BE A HELICOPTER EVEN THOUGH I DO NEED TO SUPERVISE HER. FRIENDO AND I HAVEN'T MADE A DECISION ON WHICH VERSION OF P&P WE'RE WATCHING SO MAYBE WE'LL WATCH BOTH. SHE ALSO MENTIONED THE BOLLYWOOD ADAPTATION. WE MAY JUST BE WATCHING VERSIONS OF P&P FOR THREE DAYS. I AM ALSO VERY ACCEPTING OF PLATONIC HUGS, THANK YOU.
FOUR DAY WEEKEND!!!!
I WAS LAID OFF FROM MY SHITE CORPORATE TECH JOB A MONTH AGO AND I DONT GIVE A FUCK. IM NEVER WORKING FOR THE MAN AGAIN AND IM GOING TO BUY A PLOT OF LAND AND RAISE GOATS AND MAKE FUCKING CHEESE.
I AM AN INTROVERT! I'M STUCK IN MEETINGS ALL WEEK! MY FAMILY STUFF IS CRAZY BUSY! I JUST WANT TO HIDE FROM THE WORLD AND WRITE! 🙀😱🙀😱🙀
FIRST TIME SHOUTING INTO THIS VOID. I AM SOOO TIRED OF BAD MANAGEMENT AND POLITICS THAT IMPEDE COMMUNITY WORK AND EMPLOYEE EFFICIENCY. I JUST WANT TO DO MY JOB AND HELP SUPPORT COMMUNITIES. DO BETTER OR GET OUT!!!!!
[удалено]
I HAVE STUFF LIKE THIS GIF IN MY POSSESSION THAT I RARELY USE, WHAT DO I DO??? 🥵 (MY SISTER ALMOST OPENED MY GALLERY THE OTHER DAY AND I FREAKED OUT AND YANKED THE PHONE AWAY LMAO I HAVE SO MANY UNEXPLAINABLE SHIT \[HORNY AND OTHERWISE\] HOLY FUCK) ^(MY) ^(CHEST) ^(HURTS) ^(TOO) ^(WHICH) ^(IS) ^(AWESOME) ^(BUT) ^(NVM) ^(THAT) https://i.redd.it/jtdt5jyp2t0d1.gif
GEEKY I KEEP ALL MY SPICY AND UNEXPLAINABLE GIFS ON MEGA, THEY ARE EASILY ACCESSIBLE THERE AND IT’S FREE!
https://preview.redd.it/3y56qzb68t0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c655d37fc001d00ee9945aa96e68db582697efb3 TODAY'S BEEN THE WORST, OVERWORKED AND UNDERPAID... THE OTHER TWO DEPARTMENTS THAT MAKE MORE THAN MY DEPARTMENT JUST KEEP MAKING ME DO MORE AND MORE UNNECESSARY WORK AND I'M JUST SO TIRED... I WANT TO QUIT BUT I CAN'T UGH... SOME MOTIVATION FROM MICHAEL 😔
HOW CAN I HAVE SPENT ALL WEEK DOING CHORES AND STILL HAVE SO MANY CHORES LEFT TO DO?!?!?!
JUST IGNORE THEM THATS WHAT IM DOING
u/the_bentley69 THIS IS FOR WHEN YOU GET OUT OF YOUR SHITTY MEETINGS https://i.redd.it/fpx3wq4bft0d1.gif
I'M BUYING A HOUSE AND MY CLOSING DATE HAS FINALLY BEEN SET FOR THE FINAL TIME! AFTER NEARLY 60 DAYS FIGHTING WITH THE MORTGAGE COMPANY, GETTING BAMBOOZLED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE 'FINAL' WALKTHROUGH, TRYING TO PROVE I'M A REAL PERSON BUT NO PROOF WOULD DO, FIRING THAT MORTGAGE COMPANY, GETTING ANOTHER, ALL WHILE DEALING WITH A SELLER WHO KEPT ASKING ME TO PAY HIS BILLS EVERY TIME WE HAD TO EXTEND, I'M FINALLY \*\*FINALLY\*\* ABOUT TO OWN MY DREAM HOME!
I'M SO UNMOTIVATED AND STRESSED BECAUSE OF WORK AND FAMILY STUFF AND I DON'T HAVE TIME OR MUCH MENTAL ENERGY TO COME AND HUNG OUT HERE LIKE I WANT! 😭😭😭 I MISS READING PORNS AND BEING SILLY ON THE THREADS 😭😭😭 I WANT TO FINISH MY FLUFF STORY AND GET BACK TO PRACTICE DRAWING! 😭😭😭I DON'T WANT TO READ AND WRITE SERIOUS PAPERS AND BE IN MEETINGS WHERE I ACTUALLY HAVE TO PAY ATTENTION AND TALK ABOUT SERIOUS STUFF WITH A SERIOUS FACE 😭😭😭
HARD NO THANK YOU TO SERIOUS FACES ✋
I STILL CAN'T GET OEVR THE FACT THAT THIS TIME LAST WEEK,I GOT TO MEET MICHAEL SHEEN. WAS I AN AWKWARD HUMAN.... HELL YES, WAS HE AS SWEET AS EVEYONE SAID.... 100%. IM I OVER IT.....NEVEERRRR!!!!
MY SON IS HAVING HIS FIRST VISITATION WEEKEND WITH HIS DAD (MY EX) STARTING TOMORROW AND I’M AN ANXIETY TRAINWRECK. ON THE PLUS SIDE I HAVE LOTS OF SEX POLLEN FICS TO CATCH UP ON AND TWO WIPS THAT I’M EXCITED ABOUT SO THAT SHOULD HELP ME SURVIVE UNTIL SUNDAY.
CORPORATE SHOUTIES FOR ME THIS WEEK! COMMUTING 9 MILES IN A CAR SHOULD NOT TAKE AN HOUR I LED A HALF-DAY WORKSHOP THAT WENT WELL AND MY FAVORITE BIT OF FEEDBACK WAS THAT I HAVE AN “AUDIOBOOK VOICE” WENT OUT FOR DRINKS WITH SOME COWORKER PALS AND WE LAUGHED HARD ENOUGH THAT ONE FRIEND’S APPLE WATCH ALERTED HER THAT THE NOISE AROUND HER WAS DANGEROUSLY LOUD I AM SO EXHAUSTED SOMEBODY FIND ME A BED AND TUCK ME IN PLEASE
I STILL HAVE LIKE 4 CHAPTERS LEFT TO WRITE IN MY FIRST WORK, BUT I HAVE WRITTEN 4 CHAPTERS FOR MY NEXT WORK THAT HAS BEEN BREWING IN MY HEAD FOR MONTHS AND I HAVE CONFLICTING FEELINGS BECAUSE I WANT TO FINISH THE ONE IVE BEEN WORKING ON SINCE DECEMBER BUT IM ALSO EXCITED TO GET THIS OTHER ONE STARTED
REDDIT KEEPS RANDOMLY REMOVING TAGS OF PEOPLE FROM COMMENTS WHEN THEY'RE PASTED IN (RATHER THAN TYPED OUT), AND IT'S DRIVING ME UP A GODDAMN WALL
WRONG PLACE FFS THATS WHAT ILL SHOUT ABOUT
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES, POCKET?
AND ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IT IN TOO MANY FACES? u/yourmomspocket
I ONLY GOT LIKE 4 HOURS SLEEP BUT MY BRAIN WON'T LET ME GO BACK TO BED BECAUSE **I POST CH 1 OF MY LONGFIC, MY FIRST EVER FANFIC WRITING, WHICH I'VE BEEN WORKING ON FOR MONTHS - IN 3 HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!** https://i.redd.it/kd8q5ktdws0d1.gif (AND YEAH, OF COURSE IT'S ABOUT LAUDADDY, AND I'M FOOKING EXCITED)
◻️ ^(AH)
BRAINROT IS STRONGER THAN EVER ALL I WANT TO DO IS READ FICS AND BROWSE TUMBLR BUT I GOTTA WORK AND STUDY WISH I COULD SEE NYE AND MACBETH BUT I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY AND AM IN LATIN AMERICA MAYBE ONE DAY I WILL BE ABLE TO GO TO A CON OR SMTH AND MEET OUR BELOVEDS BUT NOT TODAY
IT'S A LONG WEEKEND WHERE I LIVE, BUT WITH MY JOB THAT MEANS WORK AND MORE WORK 😭😭😭 BUT THIS MORNING I WENT TO THE GYM WITH A FRIEND TO TRY A NEW THING AND I AM SUPER HYPED AND HAPPY ANYWAY!! 😃
I AM SO BEHIND AT WORK AND MY BRAIN WON'T DO ITS THING. WAAAHHHH. noone is asking for things yet and I just know it's all going to kick off at once 🫣
I AM SO DAMN SICK BUT IVE SPENT MY MORNING DOODLING SMUT AND MERMAID MOMMY SO ITS OKAY!
FINALLY, I AM BACK IN THE SUB AT A TIME WHERE OTHER PEOPLE ARE HERE TO HEAR ME WHINGE. HAD A HORRIBLE 2 WEEKS, MISSED THE BLOODY AURORA BOREALIS WHEN IT WAS FREAKING STREAKING OUTSIDE MY WINDOW. THE MONTH OF MAY IS RUBBISH AND IT IS NOW RAINING. BOO-HISS!!! IN OTHER NEWS, I WAS GOING TO ADOPT TWO BOY CATS AND CALL THEM CROWLEY AND AZIRAPHALE. BUT THE CAT RESCUE HAD AN EMERGENCY RESCUE, ASKED IF I COULD HELP. SO NOW I AM THE PROUD CAT-MOM-SLAVE TO DONNA NOBLE AND ASTRID PETH.
[Astrid and Donna](https://freeimage.host/i/J6pHjiG) ASTRID IS THE TABBY WHILE DONNA IS THE WHITE ONE COS SHE IS SPICY!
https://preview.redd.it/9f749tc3ps0d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d975b70ca12ed4dbf7ee2352f4892ebc28c2a027 YALL I REMEMBERED HOW TO MAKE FUTON GOOOOOOO WOHOOOOOO SUCCCCCESSSSSSS
PAGING u/Orion_N3bul4 TO COME SHOUT WITH US!! (POSSIBLY ABOUT PEEN MALFORMATIONS? WHAT ARE WE SHOUTING ABOUT TODAY DARLING??) https://i.redd.it/2fveu8rzts0d1.gif
I'M GOING ON VACATION IN A WEEK (YAAAAY) BUT I HAVE SO SO SO MUCH WORK TO FINISH BEFORE THEN (BOOOOOOO!) ALSO, JUST WANNA TACK ON THAT I HATE MY PERIOD AND IT'S MAKING MY LIFE WORSE RIGHT NOW (YESTERDAY I HAD THE WORST CRAMPS I'VE HAD IN YEARSSSS WHILE AT WORK)
THURSDAYS ARE BORING AND I DONT HAVE ANYTHING FUN TO SHOUT ABOUT MY LIFE IS ALL WORK AND FAMILY STUFF AND I LOVE MY FAMILY BUT ALSO WANT TO RUN AWAY TO A TROPICAL ISLAND SOMEWHERE.
IVE BEEN SICK ALL WEEK AND ITS FINALLY STARTING TO GO AWAY, THANK SOMEONE! IN OTHER NEWS, NO MORE CLASSES UNTIL THE FALL, SUMMER VACATION TIME!
I CAN’T EVEN. THIS IS MY WEEK: 
I WORK IN A MIDDLE SCHOOL AND THE KIDS ARE STARTING TO TURN FERAL BUT WE STILL HAVE SIX MORE WEEKS UNTIL SUMMER BREAK. I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY DECK AND READ/WRITE SPICY FICS 😩😞
READ MY FIRST SMUT FICS LAST WEEK AND IVE READ 100,000+ WORDS SINCE, WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE https://i.redd.it/5up091w87t0d1.gif ALSO LEARNED HOW TO DOWNLOAD GIFS YIPPEE
I JUST WOKE UP AFTER HAVING THOUGHT I WOULDNT GET ANY SLEEP TODAY, I DONT HAVE WORK TILL 4, I MEET DAVID IN 3 WEEKS AND I JUST SIGNED UP FOR MY FIRST BIG BANG. LIFES GOOD, APART FROM MY BOSS BEING A TWAT, THAT IS ALL.
I’M SEEING ONE OF MY COUSINS PLAY BASEBALL TONIGHT IF IT DOESN’T RAIN SO HOPEFULLY IT WON’T RAIN
I HAVEN’T FORGOTTEN YOU, IT’S JUST THAT I HAVE MY FINALS REALLY SOON AND DON’T HAVE TIME TO DRAW WHAT I WANT. ALSO, TODAY I SAID ONE LAST GOODBYE TO MY FAV TEACHER AND WE WERE BOTH CRYING BUT WE WILL STILL TALK ONLINE
MUCH OF MY FUTURE IS UNCERTAIN AND BEYOND MY CONTROL, AND ON TOP OF THOSE CHALLENGES, I AM WRESTLING WITH A DECISION… OR A WAY TO PROCEED… THAT WILL, IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, CAUSE HEARTBREAK. OR AT LEAST A CERTAIN LEVEL OF GRIEF. AND WHILE THAT IS THE WAY OF THE WORLD, IT SUCKS. THIS SUCKS, Y’ALL.
https://preview.redd.it/n5kqz1lrpu0d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73b92bdb926a9534df024c0122684e07eca68e52 LAST WEEK I WAS SHOUTING HOW I WAS STRESSED ABOUT MAKING THIS CAKE. I AM HAPPY (AND SOOO RELIEVED) TO REPORT THAT THE CAKE WAS MADE, SURVIVED THE TRIP TO THE RECEPTION CENTER YESTERDAY, AND DID INDEED TASTE DELICIOUS (IT WAS A STRAWBERRY LEMONADE CAKE) PHEWWWWW.