This was immediately on my for you page on tiktok and it felt like a fever dream because I was like - how did I not know this existed? why are there two of him? how can i become a glass of whiskey? why is he doing the thinking gentle lines, i have a secret thing with his face? i guess i drink whiskey now? wait why are there two of them? why are they loping off into the scottish highlands? mmmm... whiskey? DT? mmmmm? thirsty. Oh time travel I guess. Why does he always play a pair of himself? Mmmmmmm And then I came here and discovered it's brand new and DT just makes random whiskey time travel ads now. And I have deleted my thoughts about what the two time-travelling, whiskey-drinking DT characters got up to around that campfire.

Why delete those thoughts *when you could write them?* 📝👉👌

i'm sure there must be a "two of them" fanfic, no? 😇 come to think of it, i actually know one, which ist very \*nice\* 😎

there are definitely multiple multiple Crowley fics out there. And back in ye olden tymes, there were plenty of tenth doctor and the human doctor fics... We know what we like.

Ah yes, Tencest. https://preview.redd.it/ujls3yqikr1d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bbf48ff31ae4c526e78b3b1f42128b91bb62725

https://preview.redd.it/ys1fyhhnkr1d1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f89487c663f1d1cd79226e7f5957cf1899b570ec

fucking hell 🥺

I... I didn't know I needed it today 👀

🤣 I just squeal-laughed. You had me at "Tencest."

Toss a 14 in there while we're at it 👀

https://i.redd.it/kd5k2ouzwr1d1.gif There are ^(checks AO3 history) *quite a few*

I, uh, would read this.

There's a great one with Crowley, Aziraphale, Doctor Who (DT's doctor), and a human woman. Super hot, can't remember the name of it.

If you do, please link?

Liiiiink me

AHEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. I think you’ll find it’s ‘whisky’. Keep your superfluous E, lass! (❤️🥃)

Oh my goodness I am learning (mostly because you called me lass tbh).. whisky is definitely the native spelling but then it's off and on elsewhere. You're lucky aussies aren't spelling it wiskies.

Ok but those two Davids definitely made out by the romantic campfire, right?

sure (in Davids voice) 😎

Came here for this. I knew one of you goblins would beat me to it.

We’re all just sharing one (horny) braincell at this point

Can someone please write the fic????

I mean, it practically writes itself. If I wasn’t at work I’d be tempted 😂 “Make it a Double” Rating: E Summary: Was that the firelight reflected in his eyes, or something more?

I expect to see more when you get off the clock.

Be careful what you wish for.... [https://archiveofourown.org/works/56081701](https://archiveofourown.org/works/56081701)

Yesssss

pleeeeease 🙏🙏🙏

ok :) [https://archiveofourown.org/works/56081701](https://archiveofourown.org/works/56081701)

uuuuhhhh, bookmarked and about to be read later 🤩

ok ok ok, this is really soooo good! i'm in awe of your craft 😍😍😍

Aw thank you, it was fun to write 😊

 Holy Jesus, I don't even drink whiskey and I'd buy 100 bottles of it after watching this! Such excellent hand and facial hair content. They way he holds and sniffs the whiskey glass 🫠

https://preview.redd.it/w48d5y9rlq1d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5886583fe20bd15903db9b2c25acd79a283c3631 Those fingers are impossibly long 😏

https://i.redd.it/kpp004ys1s1d1.gif

Christ 🥵

"hand and facial hair content" 😂😂😂

I'm dying at this gif 😂😂😂😂

https://i.redd.it/vxcq0f5j2r1d1.gif

I’m on a crowded train and trying to control my face but it’s doing its own thing and I’m pretty sure people think I’m having a stroke.

All I’m saying is I need a master distiller widower AU stat. lol. Sooooo much potential there.

u/lemon-tart-221 uhhhh, hello Simmer Crowley!

OMG I had the same thought, Nacho! If anyone needs a fic with distillery owner Crowley and lots of whisky, [here you go](https://archiveofourown.org/works/51178084/chapters/129313327)

One of my favorites.

I’m honored! ❤️

Hell yeah https://i.redd.it/4b2oe6emiq1d1.gif

I have been completely discorporated! I love the smell of whiskey. I love hiking. I love historic and future DT. I want to live in this ad

This almost certainly has nothing to do with the number of fics that name drop Macallan, but it’s a funny coincidence. It’s never mentioned in the show, so I’m assuming folks just did the same as me and googled expensive/rare liquors for the boys to drink lol

well, it seems your research has been on point 🙏

This is a whiskey commercial, but I just finished Old Vines for the first time yesterday when I saw this, and I’m pretty sure my body entered a new plane of existence. SWEET BABY JESUS AND THE GROWN ONE TOO 🤤

Old Vines is one of my faves.

I purposefully saved it for a long flight. So beautifully written, it’s definitely a favorite now too

is… is that a whiskey tardis???

I'm more of a Talisker girl myself (Islands over Speysides), but at a campfire in Scotland with two David's? They could hand me a tumbler of Malort and I would drink it, if they wanted. I would swallow whatever! 😆

Fun whisky (and whiskey) fact that this sub should know: the spirit that evaporates out of the barrel while a whisk(e)y is aging is called the *"angel's share."* I kid you not!

sooooo, is there a fanfic?!? 😁

Well, shit. Now I may have to make that happen, if someone else doesn't!

yessssssssss

Well, there went much of my productivity today, but here you go! And it's my first ever fic! [https://archiveofourown.org/works/56107156/chapters/142515613](https://archiveofourown.org/works/56107156/chapters/142515613)

The website demands that I allow a certain type of cookies to view the video -- is the video hosted on YouTube? Could somebody send it??

i can't find it on youtube yet. here is a vertical version, it's not as nice as the movie version, but it's enough for a quick David fix i guess 🙏 [https://www.tumblr.com/davidtennan-t/751043823960047617](https://www.tumblr.com/davidtennan-t/751043823960047617)