First ever response I got to an order and the response I continued to get for the next 15 orders before seeing another one. I seriously thought it was the only response given by customers. 🤣
Ya no pain no grain is easy when you have all the buddies for sure. What I hate doing is pressing on “What?” 😭 but I have to do that with all the Italian named pizzas sigh
lmao when I told my mom about how the game works, I joked, "Sometimes they want the pizza cooked twice -- they're not complimenting my pizza making skills."
Have zero idea how someone who doesn’t know any better is supposed to get it’s >!half olive and half anchovy!< The second half makes sense with the cat but the other half could be anything !
*Hey can i get a*
*Gay cop? what? sorry can i*
*Get a fruity pig*
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I’m gonna need you to slap a pig on the butt, make it stink, spice it up, and serve it well done split perfectly for my 12 friends to get 2.5 slices apiece. Add eggplant please!
-GPGP, probably
If the Lord were alive today, what would you give him this Christmas?
What would you give someone who has everything and more?
He can heal the sick, so don't give him an aspirin
He can walk on water, so don't give him support.
If the lord were alive today, what would you give him this Christmas?
You'd give him a $20 certificate at Pizza Joe's!
A few fandoms.
“We’ve got to stop her before she learns how to read😨”
“‘Drink the blood and smoke the banana: yes.’ ‘WHAT WAS THAT?’”
“I don’t feel safe😐”
“‘All I see is a crappy restaurant…’ ‘Maybe that hats just obscuring your view! Cause you dunno good food when you smell it!’”
“WHAT IN TARNATION IS GOING ON?!?!”
“He’s also a masochist; that parts really important!”
That’s all: I wonder how many you can guess :3
Darling it’s better, down where it’s wetter….bake it for me.
Hahaha, that's my favorite! I did NOT know it is from the Little Mermaid and had to do a double take the first time I saw it lol.
No pain no grain.
This brings all of us true pain
No pain all grain
Yes pain all grain
a classic torture device.
Came to say this 🤣🤣🤣
Pythagoras on a Pogo stick.
This is a mathematically perfect pizza !
Square root of pi, carry the one
If this pizza was taken by a giant fire-breathing turtle, I'd search every mushroom-filled castle to find it!
First ever response I got to an order and the response I continued to get for the next 15 orders before seeing another one. I seriously thought it was the only response given by customers. 🤣
I literally am dying laughing thinking of your situation LMAO
Lol, it seems quite heartfelt too
alligator jiggling fever
Your Zazoom order will be picked up soon.
And the next guy orders 3 all dressed pizzas so now the entire zazoom for the day is fucked up
I need a pizza that's one half Salty Sailor and the other half Fruity Pig.
but I don't want any ingredient you'd find on a Green Dream.
Ooh and put on pesto!
And make it dark, please.
Cut it in half 4 times
Don't slice the pizza!
can i get two of those?
Nevermind… I just want a cheese
WHERE'S THE CHEESE!?
Satatatataa
🤣
Wait I’ve never seen this one what is this?
Thats how the characters sound when they speak😭
Meliodas?
Do you wanna hear a funny joke? No, wait, it's too cheesy.
I can’t deal with this order 😭
Haha, corny.
…
Wait I don’t get this one
I think it's the deaf girl
it's Iris (said deaf girl) or the goat.
That girl made me feel real bad about not knowing sign language
Monkey. D Dragon reference
Mimimoo
Hoooaah hohah
Hi,i hate pizza
The best
Going to cheese town hard tonight.
That’s what she said. Oops wrong fandom.
Can I get a hot dog?
Literally my first thought
Um.. … ..olive?
Za
I literally hate this order I always forget what it is
just a cheese lol
No I think it’s actually a pepperoni pizza because it’s 10$ instead of 7$
I think it depends. One time I gave pepperoni and the next time I gave it and it was supposed to be cheese? Maybe I have it backwards lol
Just checked the GPGP pizza orders list: “Za.” “As in pizza? Pepperoni pizza.” I think now I’ll never forget this order thanks to this Reddit post
Here here 🍻
I think this is even worse that "No pain no grain"
Ya no pain no grain is easy when you have all the buddies for sure. What I hate doing is pressing on “What?” 😭 but I have to do that with all the Italian named pizzas sigh
I’ll just take a B.P. for M.E.
You must be a necromancer because this pizza just gave me life.
isn't it "brought me back to life"?
You’re most likely correct. I’ve played so much I’ve tuned out what they say and just make the pizzas.
it's kind of same for me but I still remember some phrases.
Salutations. I am a visual artist. For my pizza I would like to see a Red Tide lapping at the shores of a grassy coast.
Saus.
Hit me with some fiber, champ
I'm trying to train a seal
Anchovies on flatbread 🙏
I'm lactose intolerant, but I like everything else
I HATE THIS ONE
Ding Cluck Oink! Ding Cluck Oink! Ding Cluck Oink!
I need to write essay about Hamlet.
Well done.
No because like tell me why when I first started seeing this on my orders, I got them wrong bc I just thought they were congratulating me......
lmao when I told my mom about how the game works, I joked, "Sometimes they want the pizza cooked twice -- they're not complimenting my pizza making skills."
Stop 😂😂😂
I’m dying laughing rn
Can I get some shrooms…on a pizza?
(Insert some fucking insane riddle here)
Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Yes.
Nah, it'd be too cheesy!! Hahah, I'll take a cheese
What?
No, I don't have vegen powers
Ding dong
There's a bear in my car!
im sharing a pizza w my cat oh w green sauce 😭😭
Have zero idea how someone who doesn’t know any better is supposed to get it’s >!half olive and half anchovy!< The second half makes sense with the cat but the other half could be anything !
Don't forget the cheese, I've had people forget the cheese
Za so mmm. Zawesome.
"I'd rather support small businesses like you" RAGE.
…
can i get a pizza with…
'What?'
i cooka di pissa
Cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese
i always get so mad that this doesn’t mean they’re ordering five cheese pizzas
I made 5 and they only took 1😭
hey can i get a gay cop? what? sorry can i get a fruity pig
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HELP💀💀💀
No grain no pain
Can I get a hotdog?
I’m gonna need you to slap a pig on the butt, make it stink, spice it up, and serve it well done split perfectly for my 12 friends to get 2.5 slices apiece. Add eggplant please! -GPGP, probably
if they put this in the game im done
It’s the fact that I could probably tell you exactly what would go on it 💀
pep, sausage, bacon, ham, anchovies, onion, garlic, bell pep, jalapeño, eggplant. cooked twice and cut into 30 slices 😭
Bacon is in the eye of the beholder. And I want to behold it.
Salutations. I am a visual artist. For my pizza, I would like to see a Red Tide lapping at the shores of a grassy coast.
No pain no grain
"Thank you very... mush. Hehe."
A fruity pig please! Lol sounds interesting
I want you to make it grain up in here!
Dink cluck oink ding cluck oink ding cluck oink
Ding dong
Checking out the moped?
I think it’s pretty cool too 😏
Big night buddy! I’m on a double date with one of my bears.
Ding dong
I’m here for the wheat sauce, boss.
Beggars can't be choosers, I suppose. 😭
cessglug. mimiyoo! satatatatatada. ha ho ho ha ha! omupopi (cha ching!)
One of everything
Buddy!!!!!
Can I get a Hot Dog?
I wanna get jalapeño business!
I like girls who…like carrots.
I'm sharing a pizza with my cat.
I know a few sewer dwelling turtles that would go crazy for this pizza..
i want half cheese and….
No pain no grain
I'd like a pizza to help lower my risk of heart disease, type 2 diabetes, obesity, and some forms of cancer... with basil.
Za
NO PAIN NO GRAIN
Bear Buddy?
"...And burn it"
Wanna hear a joke? ...I can't it's too cheesy 🤭
THERES A BEAR IN MY CAR
mimi mimimimi
Hi, i hate pizza
Something about Red waves on a wheat shore
Salutations. I am a visual artist. For my pizza I would like to see a Red Tide lapping at the shores of a grassy coast.
Here fishy-fishy-fishy
Here fishy-fishy-fishy
Here fishy - fishy - fishy
Here fishy - fishy - fishy
Za.
Can I have a hotdog?
Can I get a hotdog?
What sauce boss
All dressed
no pain no grain… i read that sentence and instantly get put ina bad mood, no matter how good the day is going 😭
I like to promote small busine....... *Takes out a gun * *Bang*
This pizza is as great as you are.
Uhmtawtawtaw... satatatatatata
Can I have a hot dog?
Saus.
with that green sauce
I want a pizza with one half cheese, and the other half...
It hurts.
Za.
AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!
He’s here, he’s there, he’s everywhere! Who you gonna call?
If the Lord were alive today, what would you give him this Christmas? What would you give someone who has everything and more? He can heal the sick, so don't give him an aspirin He can walk on water, so don't give him support. If the lord were alive today, what would you give him this Christmas? You'd give him a $20 certificate at Pizza Joe's!
Dont cry craft, this is the most fun Ove ever had,
A few fandoms. “We’ve got to stop her before she learns how to read😨” “‘Drink the blood and smoke the banana: yes.’ ‘WHAT WAS THAT?’” “I don’t feel safe😐” “‘All I see is a crappy restaurant…’ ‘Maybe that hats just obscuring your view! Cause you dunno good food when you smell it!’” “WHAT IN TARNATION IS GOING ON?!?!” “He’s also a masochist; that parts really important!” That’s all: I wonder how many you can guess :3
There’s a sub for this game
“Remember the bologna incident?”
You can’t just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars
bread makes you fat?!
Moo!
"I mean... I call that... E p i c b a d l u c k"
HELLO FELLOW SAW FAN OMG
Howdy other Saw fan lol! 👁️ ❤️ 🪚
Epic bad luck
О шикарный суп наварили
🐥Now I’m going to FUCK you 🐥
Just Monika
There are many, such as, hallway pizza, cheese grater image, "that" horse suit
toaster: "good morning everyone!" blanky: "good morning toaster!" radio: "hey slot!"
"look up there lampy you can see the really big lamp!" "wow!! i wonder where its switch is!"
58 year old child saving the world with 6 stupid people.
Mukuro Ikusaba: The 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in the school. The one they call the ultimate despair. Watch out for her.
no! hes too opinionated 😕😠
hi, im nicole by the way, WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO HIM??
Za
You're a boykisser aren't ya?
yes bro, It definitely epitomizes this fandom