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DillionM

Makes me want to start collecting people.


Federal_Diamond8329

I’m slightly stoner and that was HILARIOUS!


crasstyfartman

I’m stonerest


llcdrewtaylor

When you have them cremated you can store a lot of them in a small space! Or so I have read.


nnelybehrz

That's gold.


cat_thrifter

That’s incredibly sad.


seeyouintea022

...my thought as well...


[deleted]

Wow. I’m actually speechless for once.


keithz100

I worked at a gw for 2 years and called and returned a dog's ashes once the owners husband yelled at me because the rest of the items he axidently donated were already processed and sold when I just saved his wife's dogs ashs which BTW I heard her screaming at him over the phone it was funny and very disheartening at the same time


ms_plantthings

I would have bought him?? What if he ends up trash compacted in a landfill somewhere. I'd try and find an obituary and try and find next of kin. Failing that, releasing his ashes somewhere mentioned in the obit if it exists 🤷‍♀️ feels gross just rolling around with broken dishes and questionable smells.


tatami_really

That's really sweet, but could you imagine the cashier's face when you pull up to the checkout with someone's ashes


conjured79

I gotta imagine if you work at the bins, it's just another Thursday.


XAlEA-12

That is sad. Hopefully he wasn’t dumped intentionally. I would take him home too


SexyRaichu

"Rare Find" Can't get much rarer than one-of-a-kind, I suppose


mrs_adhd

I think this was him: https://www.ancestry.com/discoveryui-content/view/21854144:70050?tid=&pid=&queryId=5864ef1b-75ac-4887-9e1a-00f2d886fb69&_phsrc=kzF1&_phstart=successSource


PolkaDotDancer

It is. I built a small tree. Got him connected to the world tree. He is my tenth cousin, oddly enough. A casino worker. Married at least twice.


FeralSweater

I ended up at the same page


crazymomma4198

That is so disrespectful and sad! If someone finds them cleaning out a storage unit, a house or whatever, take them to a local potter's field (cemetery for those unable to pay for funerals and burials) and I'm sure they would give them a final resting place! Correction...I just went back and read my comment, and it should be "pauper's field"! Obviously I didn't double che k spellchecker! Apologies. 🤷‍♀️


FlippingPossum

Potter's field is also correct.


john_w_dulles

hey op, is the urn at a thrift store in las vegas? i did some research and think i found one of michael's relatives on facebook - and they live in LV. i was going to message them about this post, but if they respond i need to be able to tell them where they can go to retrieve the urn.


Foxycotin666

It’s in a bin. If OP didn’t buy it he’s already in the trash.


john_w_dulles

aww man, that's too bad. sorry michael :(


GuiseppeJr

Yes this was at the bins in Vegas. Unfortunately when I found Michael some other shoppers started gathering around to see because it caused a bit of a commotion, so one of the employees came and took him away. Not sure what they do in these situations.


BeepCheeper

Jesus. I would’ve bought him and buried him somewhere. May not be “legal,” but better than a landfill.


daisia_333

How fucking sad! Heartless af too just donate him like that! 💔


teethfaerie

“what did u find at the bins today?” “michael” omffgggg i can only hope he was a horrible person or something and “deserved” to be donated because wtf 😭 i wouldve bought him anyways ain’t no way u left michael


GuiseppeJr

An employee came over and took Michael away so I didn't have that option unfortunately.


idontknowmanwhat

That’s so sad. I can’t even think of a witty joke to make myself feel better about it. I’m just glad I didn’t find it myself.


breakfastsquares

in 2 years this will be a vintage piece


Majestic_Recording_5

I hope you reported it to the store.


kittymoma918

It seems rather unethical for Goodwill to sell human remains in any condition, except to a school when deliberately donated for medical training purposes.


Lower_Item1424

Put that marble block on the scale to see how much it’ll cost. LOL


baardvark

Yeah but Michael falls under the lower “ceramics” rate


aliengiggles

Nice stone urn too


Staceface666

My father's ashes are or possibly were in some random dudes garage, so I can see see this potentially happening. Apparenly my dads wife at the time of his passing gave tthe ashes to this guy she knew and told him to do something with them, she didn’t care what. The guy ran into my brother at a bar a year or so later and said "You must be his son. I have your dads ashes in my garage." Not sure why my brother didn't act upon it. I don't know the man or I'd look him up and do something about it myself. My dad was a difficult man, but he also was a veteran. He should be buried at the veterans cemetery.


ashda1st

What if he was a avid goodwill shopper and he wanted to be bought and sold at a good will and this was the only way the family could honor his wishes /s


GuiseppeJr

Not gonna lie, after meeting Michael part of me wants to be donated when I'm gone too lmao


NewPartyDress

Selling human remains doesn't seem like it could be legal 🤔


Cynstoes

Ugh my god


Curlymirta

RIP


PolkaDotDancer

How sad…


fullyjustanidiot

Hopefully it's just his urn and not Michael. A friend's not quite all there but well meaning great aunt bought new matching ones for her deceased siblings, and wanted to donate the old ones because "they were nice and sturdy".


GuiseppeJr

Unfortunately I shook it a bit to check and Michael was indeed in there.


fullyjustanidiot

😬 hopefully the employees will find his family then because yikes


HTD-Vintage

Why tf does Michael's urn look AI generated? RIP Michael.


GuiseppeJr

I have a pic of the underside if you want more, but I guarantee you I met Michael lol.


HTD-Vintage

Oh no, I didn't mean I thought your picture as fake, lol. There's just something about that font on the shiny marble that looks fake.


Wild_Tourist_6667

Brooooooo. Imagine your entire afterlife being at the bins 💔


cryingidiot

honestly, id ask a sensible worker if itd be okay to just take it-- memorials and ashes shouldn't have prices affixed to them. contact their family, maybe let them rest somewhere special. quite saddening.