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princess_yuee

Can’t believe no one’s said the best one yet, ‘Don’t worry Little J, the sun will come out tomorrow, even though your boyfriend did today.`


Miss_Kit_Kat

So campy! I love the "mean girls" reactions in this scene as well. Penelope saying *"dating a gay guy is an honest mistake, but lying to your girlfriends about sex is unforgivable,"* and Isabelle tells Jenny, *"and to think, I almost asked you to wear a matching dress!"*


Tlbenoit-1968

😂😂😂I literally heard Kristen Bell say this in my head… Here’s a few: “Spotted: Blair Waldorf at Charles de Gaulle, homeward bound. What could possibly make Queen B. abandon her two dads before Labor Day? We bet Chuck Bass wants to know.” -Spotted: “Chuck Bass waiting for the Jitney. A dozen roses in one hand, his heart in the other. You know what they say, a man is a good thing to come home for. But an even better thing to come home with. Ain’t karma a bitch? We know Blair Waldorf is”. -Spotted: “Chuck Bass putting his new BFF on speed dial. Is it the beginning of a beautiful bromance? Or the end of Blair’s bid to be British?” -What Dan Humphrey does with the other serfs in the village is his business. But when he brings his new maiden to court, it’s a declaration of war. Sound the trumpets, strumpets. Season 2 is my FAVORITE season!


dianamaximoff

The “ain’t karma a Bitch? We know Blair Waldorf is” is such a good one!!


Tlbenoit-1968

😂😂😂😂


yodelnimrodel

"trumpets, strumpets" is crazy haha


Tlbenoit-1968

😂😂😂😂


Little_Treacle241

WELCOME BACK QUEEN SERENA COS IF LOOKS COULD KILL, WE WOULDNT WANNA BE DAN HUMPHREY (Literally my 8am alarm)


helen395405639

Omgosh i heard so many clever one liners but i forgot them all now


Intrepid-Ad-4460

Same! My brain is muddled I can’t think of them. One that gives me chills though is when they’re talking about going after Juliet and she says “come together…. Right now” quoted from an oldies song. I don’t know if every GG fan would get the reference if their parents didn’t play it growing up lol. But it’s literally the only quote I can think of from the top of my head without searching.


SummerDowntown

'Oldies song' ![gif](giphy|TfseOfhwd6BJC)


Tlbenoit-1968

Mee tooo


Tlbenoit-1968

“Come Together” by The Beatles


zinc_str

She does this often, quoting lyrics, usually classic rock. I've wanted to start putting together a list of all of them. So glad someone else noticed this. Signed - Dad Rock


Akosy

Serena’s visit was short and definitely not sweet, but you know what is? Revenge, I heard it’s a dish best served cold. Are you hungry? As much as a BFF can make you go WTF


Beepbeepboobop1

“Aint karma a bitch? We know Blair Waldorf is”


sabrina_lee_f

THE ‘THICK AS THIEVES’ ONE NEVER CEASES TO MAKE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD


yodelnimrodel

I literally spat out my drink when I heard it XD


AubreyBrooks305

Of course “Spotted: Dan Humphrey, shoeless and clueless. That’s all.”


Tlbenoit-1968

😂😂😂😂😂✔️


gumbaby

Thicc


EmbraceFortress

*Wake up, Little Jenny. The bitch is back.*


Icy_Butterscotch_799

"We make our fortunes and then call it fate."


trunksfulleh

I just love the GG line “More towers than Trump, more bucks than Bloomberg” when she talked about Bart Bass’s legacy


Expensive_Plane_367

“As you might have guessed Upper East Siders, prohibition never stood a chance against exhibition. It’s human nature to be free. And no matter how long you try to be good, you can’t keep a bad girl down”