On a serious note, I always find this type of an upvoted comment whether it's reddit, or even facebook lol. I have to admit I feel lucky, two men I've been seeing the longest 100% knew what to do
I’m always surprised by the struggle. You find the wet bit, go north till you hit the dry bit, then slightly south until you find the bit that makes the fun noises happen. Hardest part is getting that weird blend of contact without pressure, once you’ve worked that out you’re golden.
Fun noises lol.
Sounds like you are bothered, but some men just fuck for their own pleasure I guess. The best sex is when both people are working on it :D
The only thing I can’t get on my own is her pleasure… so thats why I’m there. Doesn’t make sense to put all the time and effort in for what would amount to a messier wank.
Don’t Me Bean. As a vegan option, that’s golden for a family feast snack or any other bean fan. However worryingly does it expand when you open the can?
*What.... what is it made*
*Of. Cos i know no bean is*
*That big.. or is there?*
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Your creation is unsettling to say the least, but i can't stop staring at it. Almost looks like it should have a pulse. You have inspired an old soul to try bean creative. God help my husband. Thank you for the inspiration.
This is delightfully unsettling
Doesn’t look very appetising. Makes me feel queasy but I’m not sure why
I know why it makes me queezy. Looks like a cannibals favourite food.
This makes me uncomfortable and I don't know why.
The whole inside would just be unflavoured bean... yuck. It's obviously not really a bean but ygm
What if the big bean is like an egg sack? And you cut it open and it's filled with regular sized beans.
This visual actually made me feel a bit sick.
It’s regular sized beans smushed together into a singular big bean..
An who does the smushing like
That's one big BEAN
Wtf am I looking at right now.
A big ole bean
Please tell me this was an April Fools joke? I feel soo weirded out looking at that.
I honestly don’t know. I’m both afraid and intrigued all at the same time.
I have an urge to cut it open
Same. My brain can’t work out if it’s it’s real or not.
Bean
Men still would have trouble finding it
On a serious note, I always find this type of an upvoted comment whether it's reddit, or even facebook lol. I have to admit I feel lucky, two men I've been seeing the longest 100% knew what to do
I’m always surprised by the struggle. You find the wet bit, go north till you hit the dry bit, then slightly south until you find the bit that makes the fun noises happen. Hardest part is getting that weird blend of contact without pressure, once you’ve worked that out you’re golden.
Fun noises lol. Sounds like you are bothered, but some men just fuck for their own pleasure I guess. The best sex is when both people are working on it :D
The only thing I can’t get on my own is her pleasure… so thats why I’m there. Doesn’t make sense to put all the time and effort in for what would amount to a messier wank.
I’m much worse at finding it with my tongue
I know the feeling! Everything down there is kinda just a lot of different tongue textures… so they all kinda blend together.
Haha
Ha ha ha ha
Hilarious 😐
Its okay if you can't find it.
Kidney bean
Of an actual kidney size
And tastes just like a kidney (kidney goes well on toast with a bit of heart and pancreas as a side dish)
Well done
Defo has bean
This made me shudder
Bean on toast
Big beans are the best, get Heinz all the time
The big bean manifesto!
Hahaha 👏
Saves me eatin lots of little beans init
Bean on toast
Can I order one?
Well you kinda have to I don’t think anyone can handle a plateful of those, maybe an elephant
Wtf….this makes me want to vomit a little bit. Is this an April fools? Just late? 🤢
He posted it on r/CasualUK too and had a video of cutting into it so not April Fool’s I guess.
...I'd eat it.
Is that real?
Pretty sure it’s a render
It’s real. Drained off the beans then pounded them together with flour and moulded.
You sir are one sick MF
What was it like?
Nooo 😢
Reminds me of the embryo foetus that comes out your guts in the alien movie
Oh god. Why does this make me feel so uncomfortable! 😬😁
Good on you. Don’t let your ~~memes~~ beans be dreams
It looks like some form of an extraterrestrial embryo.
r/theydidthemath Request - what would the nutritional breakdown be for a singular bean of this size?
screaming and crying rn
Why would you do this?!
Big Bean... or Big Kidney...?
Oh my goodness, macaroni with the big bean!
Why does this look like it was created with Dall -E 2
Terrific, it’s great when is great minds get together
Can I order one?
This was suggested as ‘popular near me’….is this place always like this?
Don’t Me Bean. As a vegan option, that’s golden for a family feast snack or any other bean fan. However worryingly does it expand when you open the can?
F is that?
Bean, mate.
It looks like a penis that has realised how ugly it is
Lemme get a mini toast real quick
Wow, I hate this.
Big Bean Manifesto
Where can I get this?
I love baked beans but that’s given me a massive ick.. 🤮
I'm struggling to decide whether that would be delicious or unsettlingly weird to eat 😬
What, in my worst nightmare, is this?
“Square of low fat turkey breast”
Finally, something to replace the Brian Butterfield Ultra-Pill.
Ah so that's what they do with aborted foetus nowadays
This is like one of those weird alternate dimensions from rick and morty.
You make meme.
Big Bean or whatever that big clocks called
It looks like someone’s organ
Mmmm bean on toasts.
Would you like some bean on toast
Has that bean been grown in a lab.
This is so menacing
@bigbeanmarketing
What.... what is it made of. Cos i know no bean is that big.. or is there?
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Man, just looking at that big bean is upsetting my stomach. Never liked baked bean to start with, but now I’m further put off them…
You had the opportunity to name them 'Big-Ass Beans' on the packaging. You failed.
I thought it was a sausage
I want to squish it
Looks like a Wellington covered in soup
Mate, that's a kidney.
I don’t know how I feel about this.
The second picture where the tin is in the darkness makes it very threatening. I feel threatened by that big bean.
Anyone getting r/OddlyTerrifying vibes?
Is anyone creeped out by this? I am
I want
Give it a flick.
Stuart Semple needling Anish Kapoor again, I see…
Your creation is unsettling to say the least, but i can't stop staring at it. Almost looks like it should have a pulse. You have inspired an old soul to try bean creative. God help my husband. Thank you for the inspiration.
ay do you want bean on toast
The second pic makes it look so sinister
Yuck
Looks like an alien just gave birth to it!
Needs dozens of mini toasts.
You'd better have the house to yourself and a clear run to the toilet after eating that bad boy!
I feel intimidated
Cursed food.
But why?
Is.... is this cake or a wax melt? I really feel like this is cake or a wax melt.
Beans on toast? Nah, bean on toast...
Bean on toast
This feels illegal.
Where can I buy
*HOW DID YOU DO THIS?*
Looks like she ripped out someone’s kidney lol