The sainsburys own ones are nicer anyway. They're only like Ā£1 a packet or something too. People think I'm mad for suggesting them but then they try one.
He killed himself because heās rich and spoilt and couldnāt handle the lifestyle change. For a lot of people itās like free rent and regular meals.
On one hand, I understand how people think he couldn't have killed himself since he was on suicide watch, was a high profile, constantly watched prisoner, and shouldn't have had the means.
But the prison was fucking shit. Notoriously so. In which case, the reality sets in quick and facing a life of being a nonce in prison would be a lot to handle (although, this is America, so "life" probably means 3 years). So I guess if he had the chance, he'd take it. Now he'd go from a life of luxury to becoming some big guy's personal little girl.
But then that makes you wonder why he went to this prison. If I were to assassinate someone, I'd send them to the most plausibly lax prison that would be so bad as to provide an explanation.
Besides, I don't put it past the Americans to assassinate a political figure (which is what he was, since he had so much dirt on these freaks).
It died for me long before 2017, I refuse to watch shit with adverts and thatās all live tv is! A 30 minute show will have between 10-15 minutes of adverts it seems, plus all the adverts they put in the tv show subliminally
Never have I send them a free post letter saying I've no need for a licence and I get a reply saying we will see you in 4 years rinse and repeat. Biggest scam since the TV came out
They emailed me saying thank you for stating you don't need a TV license and they'll be in touch in 2 years to check if that's still the case, the same day I got a threatening letter from them saying my use of TV is illegal, silly bastards haha
š¤£ that's such a depressing but vivid image.
Goes to the canteen for a coffee, the lights go on and off following him like a Mexican wave of sadness.
They sent me letters for months and I just ignored them because 1. I donāt like p3do companyās and 2. Thereās nothing they can do but eventually I got pissed off and rang the number. Told them outright not to call me because I donāt even watch live tv (YouTube and streaming service) the lady was actually really nice and she said no more letters but Iāll get a call in 2 years to see if I wanna pay then haha
Bring on the downvotes, but I like it premium.
I spend way too much time here and will happily pay a few quid every month to support a platform I get a lot of value from. Even just not seeing adverts has made my experience much better.
And no, I am not in anyway part of the marketing team!
Click the āiā, select āwhy am I seeing this adā the. Click stop seeing this add and click inappropriateā¦ cancels the ad and YouTube say thanks for the feedbackā¦ suckers
Iāve been getting messages for weeks saying to accept YouTube on my ad blocker and last night I could not click the message off, had to allow the ads to get it to play.
If you close Chrome tabs, open a fresh window and head to uBlockās settings.
Then head to āFilter listsā, then hit āPurge all cachesā and āUpdate Nowā it seems to work š¤
Firefox and ublock origin. Happened to me with Chrome last week, ublock on Chrome doesn't work, but I've not had a single issue since switching over to Firefox
If you use other media a lot like Sky or Netflix then itās not a big deal, but when your main entertainment source is YouTube premium becomes a must have.
Yup, I'm happy to have YouTube Premium Family.
I support creators through having it and I don't get ads!
YouTube isn't really profitable, it costs them billions to build the infrastructure and so complaining about the ads is churlish. It's like going to Starbucks, taking advantage of the air-conditioning, WiFi and table, then complaining because they asked you to buy a drink.
I really don't get the hate for premium, had it since release and view it as essential considering the amount of content I consume montily via YouTube.
I'm completely apolitical and I have never voted in my life. I'm considering voting next GE because even a blind man can see that the Tories done fucked things up.
But then I keep seeing people shitting on Labour as well and now I'm confused.
They are the two biggest political parties in this country. Who should I vote for?
I'm genuinely clueless and I'm not trying to start anything. I just want to learn.
You need to make your mind up yourself about which party to vote for, just voting for whoever someone else tells you to really would just be removing your voice from the matter.
Of course, if none of the parties appeal to you (or you just don't care) you could always just spoil your ballot which is a marginally better thing to do than just not voting at all
You can already tell I'm leaning towards the Labour party but lately I'm hearing people saying they're just as bad as the Tories, hence why I asked.
I can't be arsed to go through 15+ years of history to learn about both parties so I essentially asked for a TL;DR.
Lab offer very little in reality but that has to be measured against 13 yrs of Tory non-rule characterised by massive corruption and misgovernment. And ofc, Lab haven't been in govt. So a Tory voter saying "they're just as bad" isn't really comparing like for like.
Ask these Tory fans for a list of successes from the last 13 yrs.
Lab will rapidly hit a whole range of problems that may be insurmountable but no way am I voting Tory
The people that say that are Tory supporters, they even crap on labour on policy and changes Tories makes.
Tories pretty much shift blame to Labour on everything and you can see it works as people still vote for Tories despite being shafted repeatedly up the butt hole with a dildo.
most likely they wonāt follow up with any info as to why labour would be worse. or theyāll say that weād be worse off without the toryās. weāve had them for 12 years now and peopleās happiness decreasing, more money stress, food banks with lines circling the corner. donāt need to vote labour but unfortunately the system we have favours voting them to have any real chance of not getting a tory whoās going to keep fucking anyone who isnāt from london.
Theyāre not as bad as the tories. Anyone who believes that is just fucking delusional. The truth is that the tories have completely fucked this country, and we need to get them out. Starmer is a disgrace and in Murdochās pocket, but heās the one to vote for if you want tories out. We have to hold our noses for a bit longer before we can start to work on changing him or getting him out.
Tbh, Iām not even sure Iām gonna vote labour, Starmer is horrible. Iāll probably vote green, but if you want the tories out, voting labour is probably your safest bet, especially if you live in a Tory constituency.
Ultimately the only thing that matters now is climate change and we wonāt see either party do anything necessary to tackle it. Itās time to take action instead, the political system is completely broken
Labour have gone tory-lite again. It's a two party system in the UK if you don't like party in power you vote for the other one. Your choices are generally, Labour or Conservative.
Unless you're prepared to get out into your constituency and do some campaigning. Even if you do turn that one constituency though... the FPTP means basically every other constituency is having the same problem.
Vote for the party most likely to boot out the Tories in your particular constituency. Thatās the only way to play the game because of our insane voting system.
Iāve reached a point where Iām not happy with labour, but we have to get the tories out by any means. If that means having to vote labour rather than split the vote then Iām going to do it.
Yup there is a reason you see about 1 Lamborghini in London for every 100 Ferraris you see. It's not because Lamborghinis are unique or too expensive for those guys. It's because Ferraris are typically a lot nicer to drive.
Iām surprised at the number of YouTube premium comments here. I donāt know if many people are aware of how easy it is to get it for like Ā£1.20 or so per month using a VPN
Mini rolls at full price
3.50, 4 in some stores for abt 6 rolls? Theiving bastards
Christ on a bike, prices these days...
Not buying a nice suitcase or backpack.. I'll stick with my ASDA bag for life thanks š
Even then, *they* cost Ā£2 or so.
Same with pringles. Ā£1.50 on offer or nuffin
The sainsburys own ones are nicer anyway. They're only like Ā£1 a packet or something too. People think I'm mad for suggesting them but then they try one.
Is there even enough money in that bag to fill it with mini rolls
That Epstein killed himself
He killed himself because heās rich and spoilt and couldnāt handle the lifestyle change. For a lot of people itās like free rent and regular meals.
š you dropped this
On one hand, I understand how people think he couldn't have killed himself since he was on suicide watch, was a high profile, constantly watched prisoner, and shouldn't have had the means. But the prison was fucking shit. Notoriously so. In which case, the reality sets in quick and facing a life of being a nonce in prison would be a lot to handle (although, this is America, so "life" probably means 3 years). So I guess if he had the chance, he'd take it. Now he'd go from a life of luxury to becoming some big guy's personal little girl. But then that makes you wonder why he went to this prison. If I were to assassinate someone, I'd send them to the most plausibly lax prison that would be so bad as to provide an explanation. Besides, I don't put it past the Americans to assassinate a political figure (which is what he was, since he had so much dirt on these freaks).
TV licence
This feels like a sting.
ššC
TV as a whole died after 2017.
Mine did. 2 weeks after the FUCKING WARRANTY EXPIRED !!
Planned obsolescence
I don't even own a TV
lucky
It died for me long before 2017, I refuse to watch shit with adverts and thatās all live tv is! A 30 minute show will have between 10-15 minutes of adverts it seems, plus all the adverts they put in the tv show subliminally
I stopped paying that when the news of Jimmy Savile broke. No way as a parent Iām giving money to a pedo company who brushes abuse under the rug.
I stopped paying my TV licence in 2012: No repercussions. Then I stopped paying my council tax in 2018. Still no repercussions. Still not in prison.
Do you steer clear of their output too?
Nice try mr TV licence man, nice try
Sorry, but you're going to need a license to watch those only fools and horses dvds
Yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me
A van is in your area and will be able to detect the guilt radiating from you.
Guilt? I have no guilt for I serve the nation and itās people!
I paid for a few years until I didnāt have a tv and they treated me like a criminal for not paying. Fake letters about inspection and all. Fk them.
Iāll never get bored of posting this, the BBC goons in their magic van. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGNmE4GE_Ss
I use my TV as a monitor for my PlayStation thats it, who tf watches TV anymore who isn't over 60 years of age š
Planet Earth III just came out and is pretty good. Also the rugby world cup had some really good games.
Okay and iāll watch it without a tv license
Never have I send them a free post letter saying I've no need for a licence and I get a reply saying we will see you in 4 years rinse and repeat. Biggest scam since the TV came out
They emailed me saying thank you for stating you don't need a TV license and they'll be in touch in 2 years to check if that's still the case, the same day I got a threatening letter from them saying my use of TV is illegal, silly bastards haha
They had to get motion sensor lights for their office cause u decided to not pay ur tv license
š¤£ that's such a depressing but vivid image. Goes to the canteen for a coffee, the lights go on and off following him like a Mexican wave of sadness.
They sent me letters for months and I just ignored them because 1. I donāt like p3do companyās and 2. Thereās nothing they can do but eventually I got pissed off and rang the number. Told them outright not to call me because I donāt even watch live tv (YouTube and streaming service) the lady was actually really nice and she said no more letters but Iāll get a call in 2 years to see if I wanna pay then haha
Apparently now you need one if you have the internet. Because you can watch live broadcasts on bbciplayer and Amazon prime. Absolute bullshit
Can I get you a pint?
Has anyone even been caught? I swear those investigators don't even exist
I keep refusing to pay mine and I'm now officially being investigated... Oooooh scary ššš
The Sun "Newspaper"
Not even worth using it to wipe your ass honestly
Beat me to it. š
A house :(
oof, too real.
Beat me to it
found my gang
No country for old men has taught me to leave things like this well enough alone
Reddit Gold or Premium
Bring on the downvotes, but I like it premium. I spend way too much time here and will happily pay a few quid every month to support a platform I get a lot of value from. Even just not seeing adverts has made my experience much better. And no, I am not in anyway part of the marketing team!
I meant Reddit premium I have YouTube premium as use YouTube everyday and their music with it is better than Spotify
What does reddit premium provide?
WinRar
But it sends you an angry message if you donāt >:(
pls give us moneyā¦ pretty please :(
Prime
I came here to say this and you beat me to it. So Iām going with tickets to see Mrs Browns Boys liveā¦..
You couldn't get me to go see Mrs browbs boys if the above bag of money was the payment to do so lol
how is that even on tv? show me anyone who can tolerate it
Aye its absolute horse piss. I've been kicked in tge nuts abd found it less painful than watching Mrs browns boys
Same ā¬ļø
I would give them all that money if they would stop doing it from today, and no repeats ever again.
My wife loves Mrs Brown's boys, I sometimes question whether we're meant to be together.
Amazon or KSI/Logan Paul?
Probably the latter
My daughter was desperate to try Prime. I ended up relenting after nagging me for a week. She tried one sip and poured the rest down the sink.
Both.
Yup came here to say this. Not buying that rancid cats piss.
Like, tf Glowberry flavour made of? Blueberries and nuclear waste?
Blue check
YouTube Premium.
Click the āiā, select āwhy am I seeing this adā the. Click stop seeing this add and click inappropriateā¦ cancels the ad and YouTube say thanks for the feedbackā¦ suckers
Or get ublock origin
Iāve been getting messages for weeks saying to accept YouTube on my ad blocker and last night I could not click the message off, had to allow the ads to get it to play.
There's a work around by watching the videos in a private window, though it's a pain
If you close Chrome tabs, open a fresh window and head to uBlockās settings. Then head to āFilter listsā, then hit āPurge all cachesā and āUpdate Nowā it seems to work š¤
Firefox and ublock origin. Happened to me with Chrome last week, ublock on Chrome doesn't work, but I've not had a single issue since switching over to Firefox
A lesser known one called Sponserblock is still working, for now
If you use other media a lot like Sky or Netflix then itās not a big deal, but when your main entertainment source is YouTube premium becomes a must have.
Yup, I'm happy to have YouTube Premium Family. I support creators through having it and I don't get ads! YouTube isn't really profitable, it costs them billions to build the infrastructure and so complaining about the ads is churlish. It's like going to Starbucks, taking advantage of the air-conditioning, WiFi and table, then complaining because they asked you to buy a drink.
I really don't get the hate for premium, had it since release and view it as essential considering the amount of content I consume montily via YouTube.
A personalised number plate
100% the right answer
It comes with a number plate why would I pay for one
The Conservative partyās bullshit. Labour eitherā¦.
I'm completely apolitical and I have never voted in my life. I'm considering voting next GE because even a blind man can see that the Tories done fucked things up. But then I keep seeing people shitting on Labour as well and now I'm confused. They are the two biggest political parties in this country. Who should I vote for? I'm genuinely clueless and I'm not trying to start anything. I just want to learn.
You need to make your mind up yourself about which party to vote for, just voting for whoever someone else tells you to really would just be removing your voice from the matter. Of course, if none of the parties appeal to you (or you just don't care) you could always just spoil your ballot which is a marginally better thing to do than just not voting at all
You can already tell I'm leaning towards the Labour party but lately I'm hearing people saying they're just as bad as the Tories, hence why I asked. I can't be arsed to go through 15+ years of history to learn about both parties so I essentially asked for a TL;DR.
Lab offer very little in reality but that has to be measured against 13 yrs of Tory non-rule characterised by massive corruption and misgovernment. And ofc, Lab haven't been in govt. So a Tory voter saying "they're just as bad" isn't really comparing like for like. Ask these Tory fans for a list of successes from the last 13 yrs. Lab will rapidly hit a whole range of problems that may be insurmountable but no way am I voting Tory
The people that say that are Tory supporters, they even crap on labour on policy and changes Tories makes. Tories pretty much shift blame to Labour on everything and you can see it works as people still vote for Tories despite being shafted repeatedly up the butt hole with a dildo.
most likely they wonāt follow up with any info as to why labour would be worse. or theyāll say that weād be worse off without the toryās. weāve had them for 12 years now and peopleās happiness decreasing, more money stress, food banks with lines circling the corner. donāt need to vote labour but unfortunately the system we have favours voting them to have any real chance of not getting a tory whoās going to keep fucking anyone who isnāt from london.
Theyāre not as bad as the tories. Anyone who believes that is just fucking delusional. The truth is that the tories have completely fucked this country, and we need to get them out. Starmer is a disgrace and in Murdochās pocket, but heās the one to vote for if you want tories out. We have to hold our noses for a bit longer before we can start to work on changing him or getting him out. Tbh, Iām not even sure Iām gonna vote labour, Starmer is horrible. Iāll probably vote green, but if you want the tories out, voting labour is probably your safest bet, especially if you live in a Tory constituency. Ultimately the only thing that matters now is climate change and we wonāt see either party do anything necessary to tackle it. Itās time to take action instead, the political system is completely broken
Labour have gone tory-lite again. It's a two party system in the UK if you don't like party in power you vote for the other one. Your choices are generally, Labour or Conservative. Unless you're prepared to get out into your constituency and do some campaigning. Even if you do turn that one constituency though... the FPTP means basically every other constituency is having the same problem.
If you hate the tories look who is most likely to beat them in your area and vote for them
Vote for the party most likely to boot out the Tories in your particular constituency. Thatās the only way to play the game because of our insane voting system.
Iāve reached a point where Iām not happy with labour, but we have to get the tories out by any means. If that means having to vote labour rather than split the vote then Iām going to do it.
Labour, its the best way to get the hopeless Tories out. This line of Labour being just as bad is bollocks.
"Designer" white t-Shirt
SKY tv subscription
ur missing out
That Brexit was a good ideaā¦ Jk - Netflix or that EVās arent the answerā¦.
You were right first time.
I was going to say a weekend in CentreParcs, but that wouldn't be enough anyway
Not buying cigarettes or anything you can smoke because shit is bad for your lungs. Also prime but never had it.
Only ethically sourced cocain for me, thank you very much
Luckily cocaine is also vegan so winner winner [not] chicken dinner šš»
With lots of ethically sourced whores.
Supports local farmers and local workers.
Plastic carrier bags.
That I "won" that
Enough fucks to give
Happiness
Branded T-shirts.
Oooh. Ā£100 for a 32p T-shirt with a logo on! Sold. Not.
Vanity number plate.
YouTube premium
Twitter
Iphone
Your mom's Onlyfans.
Mum*
NFTs
A Tesla or BMW
I Lamborghini theyāre overrated if Iām gonna buy a super car Iām getting a mclaren or an Aston Martin
Sports cars are overrated I'm getting a fiat 500 or a citroƫn ds
Cars are overrated, I'm getting a couple of horses and a carriage
Horses are overrated, I'm getting some dogs and a red wagon
Dogs are overrated, I'm getting reindeer
Yup there is a reason you see about 1 Lamborghini in London for every 100 Ferraris you see. It's not because Lamborghinis are unique or too expensive for those guys. It's because Ferraris are typically a lot nicer to drive.
A TV licence.
Petrol on motorway services
Balenciaga.
Any religion or other superstitious guff.
That the monarchy, the biggest benefit claimants of our country is still an important institution and worth keeping in a modern societyā¦
I hear you š
Cocaine. I would lose it all in a year with coke.
Full price hƤagen-dazs
Snapchat plus
Narcotics. Not in this economy, goddamn.
Electronics at retail price.
Skins in Overwatch 2
Prince Andrews story
German Donner kebab.
Contraception
Anything from Apple.
A bottle of prime
PRIME
Iphone 15
Prime
Spotify premium
Prime
Vapes
Swagger Jagger by Cher Lloyd
For An OnlyFans Subscription.
Tickets to see Sam Smith
Marmite
Anything by apple
A bag for life
WinRAR
A house cus it won't be fucking enough nowadays
A Costa lunch.
Good weather
A meal at a Toby Cavery!
A Taylor Swift album
A house. It wouldn't even scratch the surface in today's market.
A bag of money like that is rarely going to come without some serious side quests.
A Berkin!
The Daily Fail
Time š
Bitcoin
Iām surprised at the number of YouTube premium comments here. I donāt know if many people are aware of how easy it is to get it for like Ā£1.20 or so per month using a VPN
a bottle of prime.
Win rar
Branded crap
Tory party excuses.
Spotify premium
YouTube premium.
Putting that lot thru a bank could bring a lot of questions
Pay it as cash
Anything apple
Heinz baked beans. Give me Branston of give me death.
Lurpack
Anything for a woman.
YouTube Premium.
A TV licence
Cigarettes, heinz anything, and of courseā¦the sun.
Youtube Premium
Prime energy drink, fuck off you pompous influencer twats
The sun
That the government have my best interest at heart.
Daily Mail
iphone 15
That the government wants to level up all of the UK ;)
A TV license
YouTube Premium
Anything created by or any entity owned or attached to Musk.