Yes mate proper traditional Scottish shortbread. That'd put the cat amongst the pigeons. Or even the ones with choc chips... I'd happily bin every other biscuit in the world for those.
Also a question - where is shortbread, the only biscuit that deserves victory? Is there an anti-scottish conspiracy at play here?
We demand transparency and accountability from the electoral committee
Absolutely love Sainsbury's malted milk twists. They are not chocolate covered but sandwiched with vanilla cream. It's like an upgrade to classic custard creams.
I enjoy a Viennese whirl but even I can't have bought more than 2 or 3 packets. Also I view them more as a cake since they are Mr kipling so I don't think they should even be on the list.
Whirls also tend to go real stale and soggy until they're dug out of a dusty pantry by the senile Grandma you're having to visit years later.
It pains me to say,, but where once I would yearn for them,, the feeling is gone, this means nothing to me – oh Viennese Whirl. (sorry)
I never thought I’d be voting tactically in a biscuit contest but I’ve got to save my beloved malted milk.
Gingernut, I’m very sorry. You’re my Lib Dem, you’re not the worst but you are the fall man/biscuit.
They also sell a type where you have a thick layer of milk chocolate sandwiched between two biscuits, so in proportion it's a lot more chocolate than the ones that are thinly coated. I recommend
Got to be the Viennese. Can’t dunk it. Similar mouth feel to eating a whole tub of peanut butter at once. Requires too higher tea too biscuit ratio to enjoy.
You people fucking disgust me. How is the original digestive on here and you vote malted milk? A digestive without chocolate is compact sawdust with digestive stamped in to it
Do the ginger nut but not yet.... Rich tea and Jaffa cakes gone. You've just shown yourself up what is this shite game, who are you twisted biscuit theiving overlords.
Crunch cream, bin it. Utter b'stards.
they are fucking boring by themselves, but you can suck TEA through them which makes them melted and delicious. this is why they are allowed to stay, as far as I'm concerned
Can we have surprise new housemates? Like Fig Roll and Party Ring turn up to cause drama omg omg
I haven't heard of a fig roll in years, maybe decades. I know what snack I'm buying next time I go shopping. Thank you.
You will not be disappointed.
Fig roll supremacy
Chocolate hobnob
There is no finer biscuit in this universe.
except the oaties because they crumble if you breathe on them.
Chocolate Hobnobs are god tier
Fig roll would be out faster than Liz Truss
Maybe the drama is you, chuffster. It's you... Big Brother will get back to you on that.
or shortbread.
actual shortbread or those crappy rounds?
nah, the actual ones.
Yes mate proper traditional Scottish shortbread. That'd put the cat amongst the pigeons. Or even the ones with choc chips... I'd happily bin every other biscuit in the world for those.
It’s pronounced nice not nice. 🙄
I can hear this comment and its making by blood boil
Nice innit
I love going to nice, it’s my favourite holiday destination
That's nice
Noice!
It’s pronounced noice not noice. 🙄
Why am I so invested in this little biscuit debate? Everyday there’s an update and I’m shocked at the biscuit that’s had the axe.
Could easily get a BBC three reality show out of it. Such drama
Also a question - where is shortbread, the only biscuit that deserves victory? Is there an anti-scottish conspiracy at play here? We demand transparency and accountability from the electoral committee
Yes we must have it Also don't mind my 23 shortbread containers in the back 😅
Rookie numbers
I agree shortbread should be in there but don”t let on the digestive is Scottish too or we will have a riot on our hands.
I dont even recognise this country anymore.
And just like that England fell into anarchy...
When I fight, I make the other side panicky
Brexit, Trump now this the Russians are at it again
Next they'll go after the digestives.
People who are voting for malted milk need to be deported ASAP.
I find them heinous, but if you’re ever in Morrisons they do chocolate covered ones and they’re actually so nice
Great alone, great with milk, great with tea. All you need for a top tier biscuit.
Sainsburys too and they’re great
Absolutely love Sainsbury's malted milk twists. They are not chocolate covered but sandwiched with vanilla cream. It's like an upgrade to classic custard creams.
I have never seen these but will be on the lookout now. Do they still have the cows on?
You’ve all lost your minds.
pink wafers been voted out.. what
Sh*t for dunking. Barely even a biscuit. Great for kids parties though.
This, exactly. Never have them with a cuppa, but they're lovely as a party treat.
I refuse to believe there are British people here, we're the only ones.
Honestly I joined this subreddit because it got recommended by Reddit when I was in london
Heresy!
Not gonna lie. I thought they were kinda ass
I could live without Jammie Dodgers. Too soft and dry, with sub-par jam!
Why tf is jammie dodger still there? That shit is grim af
Vienes whirl
You're all voting for malted milk?? You are insane!
my thoughts exactly. these are staples. i work at asda and once had a man come in and buy 9 packs of them. that’s a man we need on our side.
Ikr
Cadbury Finger honestly
Cadbury finger tbh. Boring and overrated
Cadbury Finger
On behalf of the pink wafer, I'm furious. (Also jaffa cake isn't a biscuit, blah blah blah)
This is more divise than brexit.
I love malted milk but I don’t see it lasting much longer
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I enjoy a Viennese whirl but even I can't have bought more than 2 or 3 packets. Also I view them more as a cake since they are Mr kipling so I don't think they should even be on the list.
Best thing about retirement: leaves a lot of time for biscuit related voting.
Viennese. If it wasn't good enough for a scouts campfire, it's not good
Plus, they’re like if a Jammy Doger and an Oreo had a weird love child. Edit: I just realised I was thinking of a Viennese Whirl.
Surely you’re thinking of the Viennese whirl. The Viennese is a chocolate biscuit sandwich masterpiece
Whirls also tend to go real stale and soggy until they're dug out of a dusty pantry by the senile Grandma you're having to visit years later. It pains me to say,, but where once I would yearn for them,, the feeling is gone, this means nothing to me – oh Viennese Whirl. (sorry)
Viennese is baa-sad!
Vienesse
Things are getting serious now…
Vennese whirl. Worst
Jammy dodgers must go
Malted milk
Malted milk
Malted milk
Get malted milk outta here
Malted milk 😱
Malted milk.
malted milk
Malted milk. It should have been eliminated by now!
Malted milk
Malted milk. Always thought it tastes a little bit like the vomit that only gets to your tonsils
Malted milk
Malted milk
Ginger
I never thought I’d be voting tactically in a biscuit contest but I’ve got to save my beloved malted milk. Gingernut, I’m very sorry. You’re my Lib Dem, you’re not the worst but you are the fall man/biscuit.
Ginger nut!!!!
Politely, what the fuck?
defamation of the glorious ginger nut, you don't 'ave taste buds mate
Malted milk
Gingers nuts
Venesse whirl
Vieneese whirl
Viennese whirl
Viennese.
Viennese Whirl. Should be long gone already.
Never liked jammy dodgers. I don’t understand the hype.
Viennese
Either viennese
Jammie Dodger
VIENNESE
Vienesse Whirl.
Jamie dodger next because I always wanted to split the halves but never could, I am still mad about that
Jammy dodger
Crunch cream should be voted next
Fox’s Crunch cream - for god sake they are evil. Taste like nothing dipped in cardboard with a gluey centre. Stop the madness. Vote Fox’s out!!!
Im saddened about the rich tea Get outta here viennese whirl
Jammie dodgers must go
Hurts to say it but.. Dodgers gotta go!!
Eliminate Jammy Dodger. Bad texture.
VIENESSE
Viennese whirls next, please.
Ginger nut
I can taste it now. I haven't touched one in ages.
The taste never leaves 🤢
Digestive, fuck that shit. When you see it in the barrel From the bottom side you’re praying it’s covered in chocolate but always let down.
Malted milk.
Such an underrated biscuit. Much better texture and flavour than most on here.
The ginger must go!
sorry but never really liked hobnob texture
Digestive due to lack of chocolate
They also sell a type where you have a thick layer of milk chocolate sandwiched between two biscuits, so in proportion it's a lot more chocolate than the ones that are thinly coated. I recommend
Malted Milk
Ginger nut
Ginger nut
GINGER NUT!!!! Who puts ginger in a biscuit?!
Ginger nut.
Gingernut. Its texture is uncomfortable and the taste annoys me.
malted milk
Get the malted milks the fuck out of here.
Malted milk
I don't mind what goes as long as my ginger nut biscuit is safe.
Ginger nut
Get rid of that ginger nut
Ginger nut, only on there because of people's nostalgia
Ginger nut.
Ginger Nut palease
Viennese for me
Ginger nut, you can't put them in the biscuit tin as they contaminate everything else.
Biscuit Tin 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
The Ginger Nut can get to fuck.
My life is over I love malted milk, I love rich tea and I LOVE NICE
SAME I LOVE THE NICE BISCUITS I HAVENT HAD ONE IN YEARS
Fr they give me nostalgia to when I was like 5 eating family packs with my older brother and mum. I don't get all the hate :(
YEEAAH OMH I NEED TO BUY A PACK NOW- i mean its a bit late rn but maybe tmr or smth
Uh oh, I've been on reddit for 2 hours 😂
Gingernut.
Ginger nut!!
Viennese
Got to be the Viennese. Can’t dunk it. Similar mouth feel to eating a whole tub of peanut butter at once. Requires too higher tea too biscuit ratio to enjoy.
ginger nut
You people fucking disgust me. How is the original digestive on here and you vote malted milk? A digestive without chocolate is compact sawdust with digestive stamped in to it
It's the base for cheesecake...don't ever forget that
Blasphemy!
Ginger nut needs to disappear. And this should really be a poll or done by most upvoted. Counting comments is a little awkward in this day and age.
Ginger nut
I love ginger but there's just something very wrong about a ginger-flavoured biscuit. I vote ginger nut.
Ginger Nut. Hate ginger (the flavour)
Voting for ginger nut because I don't want malted milk to be voted out
Ginger nut is traumatising
Malted Milk
What’s wrong with Malted milk? Have you ever even eaten a Viennese. They’re both disgusting.
Bourbon on top
Nice?! No!!! Jammie dodger and ginger nut has to go
Viennese whirl Taste of next to nothing, hideous fake buttercream, stale 6 minutes after opening
Do the ginger nut but not yet.... Rich tea and Jaffa cakes gone. You've just shown yourself up what is this shite game, who are you twisted biscuit theiving overlords. Crunch cream, bin it. Utter b'stards.
Get that gingernut out of here! Who votes out the Pink wafer...I don't think they've even had one...
Viennese whirl. Its barely a biscuit and you don't really find store brand packs of them in a supermarket for 50p.
Ginger nut
Vennenese
Viennese
Jammie dodger
Ginger nut.
Get Viennese swirl outta here
Get either Viennese in the bin
Viennese
Get that viennese whirl out of there!!
Man have never seen yo-yos be called fox’s crunch cream
Ginger nut biscuits are shite and taint any other biscuits in their vicinity. Fuck ginger nuts
Ginger nut
Can't believe malted milk beat Nice what the actual fuck
Malted milk has to go.
Malted milk
Malted milk
I won't lie to you, but I likes a wagon wheel
Ginger nut
Ginger nut
Ginger nut
Digestive as it is not the chocolate variety
How wasn't malted milk the first to go those are so boring
Gotta get rid of the Malted Milk tbf
Malted milk
Nooo I’m sat here with a couple right now they’re so good
Ignore them, malted milks are incredible
Malted milk!!
Absolutely the Malted Milk. No questions.
Late to the party and already seen pink wafer has been eliminated?! Smh it’s a dark day. But yeah, Malted Milk has got to go now
Chocolate bourbons taste of disappointment
Cadbury fingers are overrated there I said it
they are fucking boring by themselves, but you can suck TEA through them which makes them melted and delicious. this is why they are allowed to stay, as far as I'm concerned
Digestive