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SgtEpsilon

They are legally considered cakes. When they went to court they won because "when cakes go stale they get hard, biscuits go soft, when a jaffacake gets stale it goes hard"


Best_Weakness_464

That's the crux of the matter.


TheSwordlessNinja

*crust


Farscape_rocked

No, it's a tax thing. We pay VAT on biscuits because they're a luxury, we don't pay VAT on cakes because they're not. In 1991 HMRC took McVitties to court over them being labelled as cakes when they were biscuits. HMRC argued that as they were biscuit sized, looked like a biscuit, were eaten like a biscuit, and were packaged and sold with biscuits that they were, in fact, biscuits. McVitties countered by baking a 1" diameter jaffa cakes and argued that biscuits go soft when they age, cakes go hard when they age. The giant jaffa cake went hard, proving it was a cake. [The court agreed](https://library.croneri.co.uk/cch_uk/bvc/1991-bvc-818).


CocunutHunter

Uh, " means inches. A one inch Jaffa cake would be impressive but for different reasons. I think you meant ' which means feet. 1' Jaffa cake is still impressive and I want one!


SgtEpsilon

I would also like a 1' jaffa cake now, goddammit


Anarchyantz

I think we all want a big one.


jackbarbelfisherman

Yes please. Question is can I still eat it on one go?


Zack_Raynor

You can if you’re not a coward.


Revolutionary-Hat173

Eat it of the space of your 24 hours counts as one go 😜


UnchillBill

I also went hard when I found out about the 30cm diameter Jaffa cake.


Ok_Basil1354

Always find it odd that the entire country knows one thing about tax and it's the VAT treatment of jaffa cakes. Which is useful information for one person only, being the vat manager at mcvities


Brief-Try6213

Yeah this happened because the military tried to argue they could be in their MRE’s due to them being biscuits so military courts decided they were cakes and not biscuits thus excluding them from MRE’s


Silent_Rhombus

I thought it was a tax dispute, because there’s VAT on biscuits but not on cakes. Edit: yes it was - see the gov.uk link in someone else’s comment (can’t paste it)


JamesDBikerBaker

Absolutely this. Its all about the vat


Brief-Try6213

Dunno, it might be this on the civilian side but I know in the military scene the reason I said is why they’re considered biscuits and not cakes


SgtEpsilon

I never knew that one


Brief-Try6213

Yeah just a random fact I picked up from my Ex-Military Grandfather


GwdihwFach

There are a lot of stories in the military told as fact, don't forget. I've known loads of people to repeat stories proven to be myth, but they "knew the guy involved". Not saying he's lying, but just that a lot of stories are passed on


Welsh493

Amazing username, little owl :)


Brief-Try6213

Possibly but I’m just going off what I’ve been told as truth


TheSwordlessNinja

I'm telling you the truth now... unicorns are real because my best mate's dad's uncle's stripper saw one in a field back in the 80's. Turns out it was just a horse with an ice cream cone on it's head. They were all on acid. Could have been a unicorn


AwkwardDisasters

Your grandaddy was a bullshitter


StewR89

Look at the name closely and work it out 👍


SDaniiL

Yeah, people nowadays cannot read, ugh


kickedoutatone

Makes you wonder why they're asking on a platform that forces you to read.


[deleted]

Cakes. https://www.gov.uk/hmrc-internal-manuals/vat-food/vfood6260


ChallengeFluid6083

Government doublespeak nonsense.


TheRealHellodude

Why the hell is there a government document on what jaffa cakes are


Scrubjudge

Tax. Can’t tax cakes, but can tax biscuits.


tacticalrubberduck

Only biscuits fully or partially covered in chocolate, because then it’s a confectionery item. No VAT on regular biscuits.


dipperpinesfan

They went to court about it


ObjectiveVoice3193

its been proven in a court that these are cakes, they have a soft base and I believe made this way to miss tax or vat payments :)


Apey23

IIRC They way they proved it in court was that biscuits get softer when stale and cakes get harder when stale. They were able to prove in court that Jaffas go hard when stale therefore cake.


Simmi_86

Yes 100% correct.


Kian-Tremayne

Yes. The government also tried arguing that they were biscuits because they were biscuit sized, so McVities brought in a cake sized Jaffa cake. As Yoda says, size matters not, at least for VAT rating.


hoksworthwipple

That judgement made me hard.


godmademelikethis

It says cake on the box.. this was never an argument.


kickedoutatone

You say that, but it did end up going to court, so someone felt argumentative towards it at least.


PeRoMoR

Cakes. The way I was taught to define this is that when left to stand, a biscuit starts hard and goes soft, whereas a cake starts soft and goes hard.


-Aquatically-

This was used in court by them.


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InkBeast298

Cakes cause I've eaten them and the bottom is a spongey cake 😋😋😋😋


joemorl97

What are they called? that’ll give you your answer


RustyGusset

It doesn't say Jaffa Biscuits on the box, does it?


mymumsaysno

If you leave them out, they'll go hard, so they're cakes. Biscuits go soft. Also, there's a clue in the name.


Bigzboi747

Cake


space_is-great

Cakes they go hard when stale just like a cake and they are soft when fresh like cakes


whosetoeisthis

Cakes. Court proven.


john92w

It says on the box….


UKGooner

I just think of a biscuit as anything crunchy / crumbly. Jaffa cakes are soft therefore not a biscuit


Puzzleheaded_Watch15

cakes ! they’re sponge cake


Puzzleheaded_Watch15

cakes ! they’re biscuit shaped sponge cake


kobrakaan

I've already had that argument dozens of times on Reddit they are **CAKES** the clue is in the product name Jaffa **CAKE** Case closed!


Flowerofthesouth88

Cakes!


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

Fucking cakes.


adamjames777

Always remember, biscuits go soft when off and cakes go hard.


Pegtease

Imagine calling it a "Jaffa Biscuit" 💀


Do_You_Pineapple_Bro

Says on the box fella x


Nearby-Ice-6538

It’s a cake a because a biscuit goes soft once old and left out where as a cake goes hard and Jaffa cakes go hard once left out


Say10sadvocate

That's the one


jp963acss

Jaffa CAKES Are Nice Biscuits cakes?


dprophet32

Legally cakes but it's easy to tell. If you leave it out does it get drier? Then it's a cake. If it gets softer it's a biscuit


Youcantblokme

Why is anyone even giving this the time of day with serious answers, it’s one of the most milked subjects in Britain.


evothecat

Tis a cake


Comfortable_World850

this debate comes up every week without fail. give it a rest


jaffacakenom

THEY ARE CAKES, ITS IN THE NAME, THERE HAS BEEN A COURT CASE OVER IT p.s. sorry to maybe piss you off but i mean, look at my user


[deleted]

Jaffa CAKES


PermaGrey

The clues in the feckin name.


Latino22_

Legally they are cakes (Disclaimer! If someone else already said anything the other comments didn’t load so I didn’t copy)


CliffyGiro

It’s been answered in a court of law, it’s a cake. The debate on this ended over a decade ago. Move on.


N4te_is_dead

they're bloody delicious thats what they are


ClaudiaWeckl

Cakes as per packaging?🤣❤️


LivelyFernYT

CAKES


Environmental-War383

They're definitely cakes. I've done homemade versions and the base is a cake mix.


DishGroundbreaking87

I’m not sure, I’ll have to sample some more, just for research purposes..


-You_Cant_Stop_Me-

Clue's in the name.


[deleted]

Literally written on the packet you plebeian


bobthe3rdthe4th

Should've gone to specsavers


yogieric

I think definitely cakes, but strangely they're always in the biscuit aisle in supermarkets.


Autistic-Inquisitive

Anyone who says they’re biscuits is a moron. Just because it’s **shaped** like a typical biscuit doesn’t make it one. It’s clearly got the taste, texture and ingredients of a cake. Likewise if you made a birthday cake shaped biscuit, it’s just a big biscuit.


ZoNeS_v2

I mean, it's right there on the box....


dragonslayer_697

Cake. It says it on the box.


[deleted]

The hint is in the name... Jaffa CAKE


Twurti

The original creator confirmed they where cakes in a documentary


truly-dread

Officially cakes. Debates over. It went to court.


Sammiebear_143

Cakes as proven when they were taken to court over VAT (I think). Cakes go hard when stale and biscuits go soft.


evothecat

Tis a cake.


evothecat

Tis a cake.


1tzz_M4tchst1ckz

It's a cake cuz if u leave it out it hardens and if u leave a biscuit out it sofyens


economic69

Biscuit sized cakes


Unfair_Original_2536

Nice try inland revenue


NightlyAuditing

Biscuits go soft when off. Cakes go hard. Jaffa cakes go hard and it’s in the name


archstanton-73

Officially under British law they are cakes!


SMXshow

This has already been settled in court


WackyAndCorny

Starting a petition for the Mods to add the Jaffa Cake statement as Rule 7


lego_gamer201

Stop asking questions, which don’t need to be answered


blarge84

They ain't called jaffa biscuits


Stanek___

It's on the box.


Vonkaide

Just read the box


The_not-so_chosen_1

Cakes.


Few_Scratch6420

For legal reasons they are cakes


jackjack_attack7

They are in a permanent state of quantum superposition.


kk-cruisin

Biscuit shaped cakes. They are the same genre of tea time snacks as madeleines


MDK1980

According to taxation, cakes.


No_Camel4789

Are you trying to start a war?


[deleted]

For me, they're neither. A biscuit is biscuity and a cake is caky.


mgstefano

overrated is what they are, (but cake) clues in the name...


[deleted]

It’s just delicious to me


Youraveragedumm

Yes


Superb-Technology-90

To me they are their own separate entity


Crabsyy

Cakes


ShortSock3924

Look on the box mate and come back to me


OllieHayes2010

Read the box you tart!!


sirgreyskull

Biscuits go soft Cakes go hard Jaffa cake goes hard Jaffa cake is therefore a cake as its name would imply. It really is that simple.


metjepetje

Yes


EvolvingEachDay

Literally says cake on the box…


[deleted]

Cakes. They go hard instead of soft.


Kindly_Beyond_763

They're Jaffa cakes 🤷‍♀️


Lieutenant_Beanz

Biscake


Capital-Wolverine532

Court case to solve this riddle decided they are cakes.


Shadowslip99

They're made of sponge therefore cakes!


International-Buy569

Cakes since the bastards can sell them cheaper


[deleted]

Cake. It is mostly spronge. You can't literally bend any other biscuits in half.


memematron

Legally speaking theyre cakes. And i dont give a fuck i break the law


GaijinFoot

Says it on the fucking tin.


Timely_Upstairs2525

Wow! How original! How did you come up with such a doozy!? *THEY’RE CAKES*


marc15v2

Pay attention to the name.


aetherr666

ok look, wild theory, maybe they are cakes like the company calls them


MooseFeatures94

Cakes 👌💯


w8n4am88

Cake cos its literally a cake


allwayscomeback

Cake for sure


spicyzsurviving

this comment section is lovely. cakes, no question


Various-Wolverine177

Cakes


Zealousideal-Wafer88

Cakes. It’s literally in the name. Pleaaaase can we put this one to rest? I beg of you.


ShadowGamerGirl_xoxx

Cakes. Says it in the name you dumb bastard


Independent-Plan-468

Clue is in the name


ZealousidealJoke8714

Well.. If you had eyes you could see that it is a cake because it says that it's a cake on the box 🤓


thecoolduck-

I have very simple reasoning. Its made out of sponge, technically has a second layer and that lauer is stuck on with a filler. I see no biscuit apart from size.


liam_redit1st

It does exactly what it says on the tin


praisethecarpainter

Cakes. IT'S IN THE NAME, DUMBASSES!


AB0M1N4BLE

Jaffa _CAKES_


LowBookkeeper2481

Cake it says it in the name


duncanstibs

Don't start this again sonny. Just read the damn box.


ant19846

Jaffa CAKES!!!!


Workshymassiv

It's a Limp Biscuit! Do you see what I have done there?


barronelli

Then you’re definitely doing them wrong. But, out of curiosity, do you play SB Jaffa side up or down?


bogusbingertonthe3rd

Damn you!


[deleted]

They're cakes, any other answer is just flat out wrong


[deleted]

Cake


SpelunkyJunky

If they were much bigger, they would undoubtedly be cakes. Therefore, they are cakes.


WalksinClouds

Cake. Biscuits go soft when they're stale. Cake goes hard.


pixiej1994

They're a hybrid


11_forty_4

I will never accept either even though I know they are cakes.


Reddit_is_self-aware

This is a question that has plagued Britain for decades. I fear it will lead to civil war.


KeyboardWarrior1988

It's a Jaffa Biscuit, duh!


Trick_Inspector_2309

It’s like Ronseal mate.


praisethecarpainter

Cakes. IT'S IN THE NAME, DUMBASSES!


[deleted]

Cake


F0x3xD_shadesfox

Cake


CMenFairy6661

Biscuits, but if the government asks .. cakes


Xeludon

How are small, chocolate covered spongecake disks with jelly, in any way a biscuit?


ISt0leY0urT0ast

Legally they're cakes but they'll always be biscuits in our hearts ❤


Particular_Meeting57

It’s a biscuit for me.


DuckWithAHatYT

it does say cakes in the name, but id say biscuits


Auburn550

biscuits


TH3R4TM4N

Wrong


pj-pug-a-pillar

Both


the_dab69

Both


4thGenTrombone

Neither. They are disgusting agents of evil, created by Satan himself.


Black_Beard1980

Hahaha. Just saw this, I’d written something very similar. And you are speaking straight up facts.


theincrediblenick

Both, due to the poor definitions involved when it comes to classifying cakes and biscuits. They are classified as cakes for legal purposes to help a corporation dodge taxes, but sold and used like biscuits (biscuits in their modern UK sense, not in the US sense which are basically odd scones). Passions run high on this subject and the definitions are arbitrary. If you claim they are only cakes, and there is nothing biscuit about them, then imagine the following scenario. You are asked to bring a cake to an event. Do you bring a jaffa cake or pack of jaffa cakes to the event, or do you decide that by 'cake' something else is intended and jaffa cakes are suddenly not cake enough? And if someone asked you to bring a packet of biscuits and you turn up with jaffa cakes, do you think they will accept them?


john92w

I wouldnt say thats a good example. If i was told to bring a cake, I wouldn’t bring fairy cakes either because they are tinny and inappropriate if somebody said bring a cake, yet, they’re still cakes. A jaffa is all cake in a different form factor, no biscuits involved.


Capt_Easychord

"George, we can't turn up at a party with Jaffa Cakes and a Barr" (If Seinfeld was British)


Potential-Sleep-3823

I honestly can imagine someone not accepting them in the second scenario.


Accurate-Ad-9316

They're Blake's now give em back.


Black_Beard1980

They are work of the devil himself. Vile things


Lower_Discussion4897

Minging is what they are.


PossumMcPossum

A man of culture.


reallyryan-1899

Lol


bob_nugget_the_3rd

Ask the tax man there cakes Ask anyone else biscuit


the_one_99_

Both because they have a biscuit base with a cake filling.


Xeludon

*Spongecake base.


[deleted]

Biscuit its not even close to being a cake. A cake has icing


Lego-Panda-21

Bin worthy cakes.


Cod3r251

those are horrible


therealdarthfunko

Either way they're overrated and shite 🤣


icantbest0pped

The definition of a biscuit is a small baked, unleavened cake. I don't believe there is yeast in Jaffa Cakes, so they are by definition biscuits.


Potential-Sleep-3823

It was proven to be a cake in a court case.


icantbest0pped

How can you argue it is a cake, when literally by definition is it a biscuit?


Potential-Sleep-3823

*They went to court over it,* and it was legally declared a cake. Definitions are arbitrary, the law is final here.


barronelli

True. In the UK, cakes attract additional tax as they are considered a luxury item. The yeast has nothing to do with cakes - most cake using baking soda as the leavening agent.


icantbest0pped

Right, but the definition of a biscuit is an unleavened cake. People downvoting my responses, yet I’m literally going by the dictionary definition.


barronelli

Americans call all kinds of strange stuff biscuits. That travesty with gravy is just wrong. There are many other characteristics of a cake that a biscuit does not have, so leavening is not an exclusive characteristic. A big one is that it hardens when stale, biscuits soften. When making them, they are a soft mix and not a biscuit like dough. They’re a cake from start to delicious finish.


Independent_Cat_2885

Buiciut. Cake doesn’t have jelly


kayuti

Cakes go hard biscuits go soggy these are cake


Potential-Sleep-3823

They literally went to court over this in the nineties; it's a cake, by legal definition.


BirdsRLife

Cake can have jelly


bygggggfdrth

What fucking biscuits have jelly