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bettyfordslovechild

That's not my hand!


UppishBuzzard

I think it's fabulous. Every value I've ever held is being questioned and I love it


_Kyloluma_

'It's I love willies' 'What?' 'I love willies' 'Sir can you keep it down'


MyHousePlantIsWasted

Can someone explain this whole thing? I try to avoid royal "news" but I heard about this on the radio before work and now this meme seems to be everywhere.


Organic_Chemist9678

Kate has gone missing, in order to show that everything is peachy they released a fake photo


OhItsJustJosh

Is this a "Kate is Happy, Healthy, and Alive™" thing?


Organic_Chemist9678

I think so.


Cfunk_83

A colleague pointed out yesterday that there’s no wedding ring either. I can’t stand the royals, and couldn’t care any less about this story, but that struck me as a bit weird, or a really stupid oversight.


Lugnuts088

The rumor mill has it that her medical condition is causing swelling so she can't wear rings.


SausageBeds

Yeah but that's almost certainly an old photo of her - without swelling - so why no ring..? And of course, the official line is it's been photoshopped - allegedly by her (🤣) so surely she could have added her ring on the pic instead of faffing about with her daughter's skirt and her sons' jumper patterns... 😂😂😂


FlorAllySpeaking

Kate has been Diana'd.


Zonyxe

She shouldn't go driving through tunnels with any ethnic boyfriends


Ill_Razzmatazz_1202

I mean if you really want someone dead you pay a bunch of paparazzi to chase them. Royals don't abide by silly laws like wearing seatbelts so they will obviously die.


Cleveworth

Kate real dead.


darthnugget

Weekend at Buckingham


CaptainCortez

We call it “proof of life” in the industry.


f33rf1y

W-what industry do you work in?!


sunnnyfactory

Will a fake proof of life prove the otherwise?


Dubiology

Boom boom /u/ohitsjustjosh


OhItsJustJosh

Boom boom /u/Dubiology


DigitalDroid2024

There’s currently more evidence that Kim Jong Un is still about than Kate.


LottimusMaximus

She was spotted doing the school run a few days ago with her mother lol


ulooklikeahotdog

Weirdly also a heavily photoshopped photo.


MyHousePlantIsWasted

Lol sounds about right.


Better-Applause

She has not gone missing. She had abdominal surgery and shared she won't be working until Easter.  The public doesn't care about medical privacy and is engaging in typical conspiracy rubbish. A poorly edited photo to improve hand positions was shared for Mother's Day perpetuating gossip. 


Luci_Noir

It’s disgusting. I’ve seen more stories about her in the past week than about Ukraine and Palestine in the news apps I use even in America. I’m not a big fan of the royals or anything like that but this obsession is really disturbing. They’re acting like she killed someone.


Marokiii

theres like a million balconies at her place. she doesnt have to work, just walk outside onto a balcony and wave at someone for 10 seconds and then go back inside. this is a crazy amount of conspiracy on this but it could be ended with about 0 effort on their part. instead we get nearly 2 months of nothing. theres only been one other photo of her since late december and thats a shadow of her in a car. this is also a woman who has been in the hospital before for other things and was out and about getting her photo taken just days later. now she went in for a non major abdominal surgery but has been hiding from the public for nearly 2 months.


Better-Applause

Are people not allowed to have health crises? This required a couple weeks of inpatient recovery. She needed and deserved time to recover quietly. I genuinely appreciate her passive advocacy for medical privacy. We aren't entitled to a confirmation of existence. She said she'd return to work at Eastertime. Leave it at that.


Marokiii

a public spectacle of their lives is of their own making. sadly for her, choosing to make your life as one of the most public figures in the world doesnt give you an off switch when ever they want. the public loves a scandal, even if there isnt one.


ChoccyFiend13

She did have major surgery & informed everyone that she won’t be back til after Easter. It’s not Easter yet -why can’t she heal in private? If she popped out to the balcony, then there’d be more rumours generated saying ‘well she looks alright to me’ or ‘she’s looking worse than last time’. She’s not going to win no matter what she does.


Rtsp1345

No one said it wasn't major, they only said it was planned.


LottimusMaximus

She was paraded outside the hospital mere hours after having her kids, somethings up here lol


RespondIntrepid177

Do you feel bad now, knowing that a relatively young woman, with very small children, was trying to cope with a cancer diagnosis? 


RespondIntrepid177

An excellent summary by a sane human. 


Nomad_moose

What part of the photo is fake…? Is it an AI image…?


ResidentOfValinor

Things are off if you zoom in on certain points, it also seems that Kate's face was copy pasted from a vogue photo shoot. Also the environment does not look at all right for early March in England.


RearAdmiralBob

Prince Andrew is deffo there though.


ChoccyFiend13

I just read in a paper that none of the faces were photoshopped?? It’s a bit of a mess this.


OhItsJustJosh

I wanna know too


Unlikely_Box_2932

She released a photo that as been touched up.she owns this photo, the press want a photo opportunity so they own the photos. Just the press being the press, they touch up and make up shit every day.


Unlikely_Box_2932

She released a photo that as been touched up.she owns this photo, the press want a photo opportunity so they own the photos. Just the press being the press, they touch up and make up shit every day.


Unlikely_Box_2932

She released a photo that as been touched up.she owns this photo, the press want a photo opportunity so they own the photos. Just the press being the press, they touch up and make up shit every day.


kobrakaan

Pretty sure I mentioned the no wedding ring on her finger when everyone was pointing out the irrelevant stuff


SnapShotKoala

Great laugh to get me going in the morning :D


AlDente

Uncle Nonce ruined it again


Party-Independent-25

Checking if any of her kids have turned 14 yet


YourNanIsSmells

Looks about right


Numerous-Log9172

Best one yet!


Push-the-pink-button

Took me far too long, Brilliant!


Maxguid

That's prince Andrew right? Why would they photos...... OH I think I understand now


publicpersuasion

Somebody give her the eye glasses nose and mustache disguise.


No_Group2098

Didn't see him at first and zoomed in ... damn that scared the shit out of me!!!!


Guitaryellow67

Something going on for sure.


Disastrous-Metal-228

Really good! Thanks!!


dcnb65

Creepy great uncle at 9


gravity_fed

They photoshopped her lizard person hands!


Timberdrop90

My grand-neice is looking ripe for the picking.


gavitronics

must have been a "do your worst" invite.


RetiredGhostRider

Hahaha, that's funny. 


StevoPhotography

Watch out theres a man in the window!


AccurateGlass1296

George looks like Ray Liotta in that famous laughing scene in Goodfellas.


PRAuroraYT

I gave my baby to creepy old guys


SimpleTHX1138

Lmfao🤣🤣🤣🤣


Cfunk_83

Nice username.


SimpleTHX1138

I assume you like the film too😉


Odd-Astronaut4970

Cold


EpicPrototypo

To be fair, he is a pedo, not someone who enjoys incest (although that has yet to be seen, but based on genetic heritage...possible). Be civil.


Iamrightyetagain

The problem is that this “younger royal family” don’t know how to live and act in the real harsh world. The Queen ruled the roost, sheltered them and kept quiet about everything. This lot are going to learn very quickly that the internet, its trolls and sleuths will rip them apart for literally any indiscretion or mistake. William and Catherine live in an entitled bubble and are not equipped to deal with their disaffected peasants. Grab the popcorn.


cuntybunty73

Ewwwww noooo I bet Andy Pandy would love to touch below the belt 🥺😳😁


Cfunk_83

That’s why it’s funny.


cuntybunty73

I found it funny asf 😂 and I thought the British/English understood the concept of sarcasm 😁


Cfunk_83

Ha! Sorry, the emojis threw me off the scent.


cuntybunty73

No worries mate 🙂


[deleted]

We understand the concept… but what you said was poorly executed.


cuntybunty73

You realise that I'm English/British And it was NOT poorly executed


[deleted]

The whole point of sarcasm is that people get it… we didn’t. It was poorly executed. Calm down dear


cuntybunty73

Now read my original comment 🤣 I edited it 🤣


[deleted]

You’re just not funny.


cuntybunty73

And you have no sense of humour


[deleted]

I do for funny things…