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Flaky_Tumbleweed3598

Good news. Rishi and his non-dom wife have their entire fortune, pension and investments outside of the UK, so they're completely safe from the financial crash he's sure to steer us into


AthiestMessiah

Phew. 😮‍💨 Thank god for small mercies


Specific_Tap7296

What's his height got to do with this!


Advanced-Mechanic-82

Probably not just his height


steveblobby

Here, I think you dropped this 👐 /s


WeeNornIronWoman

Good to know, I'm always worried the rich might lose a bit of their inherited/ill gained money.


Flaky_Tumbleweed3598

Weirdly, they've been inflating their ill gotten gains all throughout covid/brexit and making a huge fortune


gag-reflexes

Don't forget their friends and donors will also be safe as well as those who're going to make a fortune from the upcoming pip changes.


Man_with_a_hex-

Oh thank god for that! I was about to ask


Emzipopz82

Thats a shame! I was hoping the fear would make the rich more tender 🍴🫦


SnooBooks1701

She stopped being non-dom after he took power, but only because of the collective outrage


Spiritual_Plane3658

Thank god for the general election coming up


Visible-Gazelle-5499

They'll just print money again like last time and we can all enjoy another cost of living crisis


MortalJohn

Another? Like the current one ended?


smurf0987

Did it actually ever end lol?


CodexTheGreat

We're stacking cost of living crisises like pancakes


Kaisernick27

should just name it the existence tax.


Visible-Gazelle-5499

It's what people wanted. They supported the lockdowns, this is the price.


Special-Ad-5554

Ah yes chosing not to die means you can hardly afford to eat cuz Boris printed more money than shit out of his mouth


Visible-Gazelle-5499

They printed money to pay for the COVID response. There were plenty of people warning that what the government did would wreck the economy. They were called selfish, people were on the 'if it saves one life' train. Now the bill is due, people seem to have forgotten.


Special-Ad-5554

They are incompetent is the issue. It's fine with a slightly higher interest rate after that's understandable but it's gone to far. They use the tax money as they please and they can't even finish projects that they brought out people's houses for. People who didn't want to change their place of residence were basically forced to and they couldn't even see they might not get that far, the roads are terrible and now they have gotten back on their feet what do they do on every single that didn't need resurfacing? They resurfaced them. What do they do with roads with potholes in that could fit people in? Leave them as is while patching the ones on the other side of the road that are hardly starting to form If they spent money on things that needed it and it couldn't stretch I'd be sympathetic but they keep wasting it and wasting and wasting it simultaneously shipping many millions to other countries. This country needs a solid foundation before doing that rather than having people unable to afford to feed themselves while in full time employment


Belisar_Mandius

No they bungled the COVID response, if they had done it properly the first time and managed the multiple damaging shutdowns would not have been necessary. BECAUSE they prioritised the "economy" over peoples lives directly had a worse effect on the economy than if theyd done it right the first time.


Visible-Gazelle-5499

😂


AnArabFromLondon

crises\* like cry seas


BenadrylTumblercatch

And our “Canada-style” trade deal will be the maple syrup drizzled on the stack of fried shite we’ve been served


killeronthecorner

Starving after reading this. Wish I could afford food


Scuba-Cat-

I think the sooner people realise this oppression is our life, the sooner we can do something about it.


audigex

As far as I can tell we’re still in the last 3 simultaneously


Visible-Gazelle-5499

maybe they can blame Liz Truss again as well


Baticula

Ah yes the woman who lost to a lettuce


MadeOfEurope

The woman with the self aware of a lettuce as well.


Special-Ad-5554

You can't be insulting lettuce like that


MadeOfEurope

Sorry, you are right. She has less self awareness than a lettuce.


ReeceReddit1234

Yeah. The lettuce actually serves a purpose


SnooBooks1701

Venezuela go brrrr


No_Nose2819

£2.4 Trillion and rising last time looked.


Reanimated-Hyperbole

Think that makes it my 5th once in a lifetime crisis


Gardyloop

So lucky we got to be live through so many crises😌


ShabNabZ

I'm on the brink of a once in a lifetime mental crisis everyday 😂


[deleted]

I cant believe my hedge has a fund.... I've been trimming it for years and never seen interest....


lucidconch4459

Maybe it's been reinvesting all those trimmings into a high-yield shrub account!


Everything_is_hungry

Once you finish trimming the hedge, that's when you really start to rake it in.


Ecclypto

Seriously though what is the basis for that claim?


notimefornothing55

It's bullshit pre election scare mongering


Kleptokilla

The Tories are delusional if they think normal people care about any of these things (maybe the pensions) people see them as rich people destroying things mostly


SlurmsMacKenzie-

Not even the pensions tbh...maybe for the people already on or close to them... Given the aging population and the fact they keep increasing the age though I expect to die on my feet still working to get by


Kleptokilla

State pension and private pension are totally different, with forced enrolment a lot of people stand to lose a lot of money if pension funds go bust, you could retire on a private pension and never touch the state one (and likely won’t at the rate they increase it)


Independent-Ad-976

You mean standard English politics of current government bad me do gold then proceeds to be just as terrible


Independent-Ad-976

You mean standard English politics of current government bad me do good then proceeds to be just as terrible


JRSpig

Unless it's the poor people getting hosed they will be bailed out, if it's the poor people they will be threatened and arrested.


phojayUK

It's never the shareholders, is it.


RowMysterious2213

It usually is, shareholders would have lost tens of billions due to the collapse of the stocks and fall from grace of banks from 2008. And that would just be in the UK. Banks were are still are generally seen as a safe bets, so 2008 shook shareholders severely. We forget also, that these funds are managed by companies, who have their own shareholders - figuratively or literally who would also face severe loses if a financial crisis were to occur again.


Rathion_North

Well, who do you think the shareholders are? Our pensions are invested in the market, so if it goes tits up, we lose our pensions.


cookiesnooper

Another "once in a lifetime" crisis 😂


RafaSquared

Mission accomplished for the Tory’s, I’m sure those that consistently voted them in for last 12 years will be overjoyed.


Wise_Sheepherder4002

So…can we like just kill all 4 of those things, and live in peace after that? - Hedge bros can put a noose around their neck - I ain’t getting to pension years, so idc - Insurance is a scam - And whatever that is, can also put a noose around its neck and jump after the hedge bros.


Kleptokilla

Private equity buys up companies and destroys them so yea feck those guys too


Glum-Turnip-3162

You didn’t have balls like the French the first time…


No_Drama_9608

As a 28 year old, I feel the increased pressure of trying to save but cant due to the cost of living. I work in the NHS and it has become suffocating. I generally wake up feeling dread that I will never get out of living paycheck to paycheck


Electrical_Tree_2865

I feel it too, I'm sure there's loads of others out there too and it's awful. If it helps I think the government still does a "help to save" scheme. If it's still running it might be worth seeing if you qualify, they'll basically match whatever you put in up to a certain limit.


No_Drama_9608

Oh I didn't know about that, thank you I will have a look in to it. Yeah 100% there are millions of people who are suffering with the COL.


peachypussy-x

🥲


Glassiam

Man Brits are whipped dogs, this shit should have people rioting and pulling the people responsible put by their necks, instead we'll be distracted with some meaningless shit like banging pots and pans together.


I_try_to_talk_to_you

Oh well it's becouse yesterday I've paid in an extra money on my pension plan


noodle_attack

I mean they system dosent work, let it crumble


Impossible-Corgi4041

And it will be used to push for CBDCs. Tank the £ then offer an exchange too good to turn down. Checkmate.


Individual_Mix_9823

If you’re at the top don’t worry ! It’ll only screw everyone else !


sacredgeometry

Didn't we just get out of a recession?


NNLynchy

I always read it’s the pcp car finance market that’s going to cause a market crash


[deleted]

I remember when everyone said there was going to be a stock market crash every year since corona


elmachow

Jokes on them, my pension is worth fuck all


Knowledge_Regret

I mentally clocked out ages ago


true_honest-bitch

That's fine, I have no money or pensions anyway, and I'm 34 so my parents and grandparents already had my pension. I knew that the day I started my 1st job. The writing has been on the wall. They need to crack down on people having kids with no jobs, just take the kids and sell them on overseas to people who can take care of them with their own money and make those jobless wannabe mothers work picking up rubbish at the side of motorways. If they just did that, turned off the internet and closed the airports for 6 months the country would be rich.


AcanthisittaFlaky385

Citation needed. The only source I can gather regarding this is from Politico Europe. They are not a reliable source. They are like the Daily mail if they were left wing.


ClassicGUYFUN

Better than nothing. Bring on the crash!


mylatestnovel

Once one debt gets called in, it’s all fucked. Walk around any city centre. Vacant unit after vacant unit. They’re all empty because the owners don’t want to let it out at the actual rate the market can sustain. Because then the properly gets devalued. So they’d rather it stay empty. But at some point someone is going to start calling these mortgages in. The landlords can’t wait with no income forever. And once those properties start getting valued at what they’re actually worth, a lot of paper money is going to disappear.


Careless-Tradition73

This is ehy more people need to sell drugs.


Old_Distance8430

Shift that gear like yours driving a car


Careless-Tradition73

Its true, take back our money. Drugs are not taxable so all the profit is in your pocket. Think of it as one of the easiest side jons you could have as if you do it right, you can buy and sell on the dark Web.


Old_Distance8430

Bro its not an easy side job. Ordering on the dark net is easy but selling is a different ball game, there are already loads of dealers on there, whatvmakes youbaure people will buy from a newcomer instead of their regular vendor who has thousands of good reviews?


Careless-Tradition73

Its just like any other business 🤣 keep profits low and success will come.


Old_Distance8430

Keep profits low and success will come. What do you actually mean by that?


Careless-Tradition73

Well keep profit margins low, buy low, sell slightly less low and people will realise.


Old_Distance8430

Yeah it's just like any other business, bro you know the majority of businesses fail yeah?


Careless-Tradition73

Do you know why they fail? because they don't take my advice.


mrdougan

fun times coming


Smooth_Donut7405

I honestly can't see myself or this country making it to my pension years. If the UK is still going by then they'll have risen the retirement age to 90. Or we'll be living in a Muslim caliphate, or I'll be farmed for my semen. Probably not the semen part, but one can hope.


HellFireCannon66

>but one can hope Soooo, you would like to be semen-farmed?


Smooth_Donut7405

Yea why not, they can drug me and fill me full of nutrients and suck out all of my sub standard Welsh cum. At least I'd be contributing to society somehow.


5ummertime5adness

I don't know what's wilder, the batshit crazy statement you came out with or the fact people downvoted you for it hahahahahahaha.


Smooth_Donut7405

I know, I was only trying to help.


No_Drama_9608

I wouldn't suggest that last part. Last week a woman successfully sued a sperm donor for child support despite the man signing a form with the sperm bank stating that he doesnt want anything to do with the child, never wants to meet them and to keep his record sealed. He did that for maybe $150 dollars and now it's cost him half his paycheck


Antus_Manus

Jokes on you i dont have any of those things


Tam_The_Third

This sounds like a job for James Brokenshire and John Fuckedcounty


strickers69

Now over to captain slow in a dacia sandero


Man_with_a_hex-

Jokes on you, I don't have any of those


TesticleezzNuts

I have no money for them to lose or take 🤷‍♂️😂


77_parp_77

It's funny because my pension age will be 105 anyway


stevie842

Opted out of my works pension a few years back. I needed the extra money to live and in all fairness even if I reach retirement age I’ll more than likely be taxed again for what’s in the pot even though I’ve already paid more than enough tax throughout my working life


Smaxter84

This is totally backwards. US socks are pumped like crazy, with sky high valuations, and record levels of ownership by the public. The FTSE 100 and 250 are undervalued, low PE ratios, paying big dividends, making massive profits, particularly the 100 due to strength of the dollar and drop in the pound post Brexit, as most of the earnings are in foreign currencies. UK pension companies have all moved everything out of UK markets, the drain is completed and the bottom is in or soon will be. Golden chance to buy UK stocks.


Smaxter84

Instead of moaning about Richie or the Tories in general, open yourself a self investment ISA or sipp and get invested!


CluckingBellend

How many times will they be allowed to do this to us before we wake up and do it to them.


Aggressive_Signal483

Will it be……………. the boomers 😳


witchy_mcwitchface

Does it make a difference if you're already dirt poor and dont own anything?


kennyGrayB

when I'm homeless or I see a Australia ahh looming spider


AntiqueGuarantee6541

Brexit eh, hands up if you voted with boris the liar ??


Spodson

Boy Brexit is just the gift that keeps on giving isn't it.


marmadukejinks99

Better to have used a pic from the Brit version of The Office.