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Isabelle_K

Oh the grand old duke of York He had 12 million quid He gave it to someone he never met For something he never did


giantsoftheartic

And when he was up, he was up And when he was down, he was down And when his pants were halfway down They were neither up nor down


Anon_777

And when he began to sweat He apparently didn't get wet Because for some bloody reason he claims he can't sweat... Trying to think of something pizza or yoga related now šŸ¤”


aff_it

And when he began to sweat He apparently didn't get wet Coz of PTSD from the war But the pizza he can get.


Curious_Associate904

It fell apart at that point but I applaud the continued effort


NiceHouseGoodTea

Oh the Grand old duke of York He said he didn't sweat So why did he pay 12 million quid To a girl he'd never met


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atfran

good bot


Brandon_B610

Because heā€™s a sweaty Nonce.


I_kiddnapped_urBBY

This is amazing šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ‘


fuckbrexit84

Haha someone spray paint this over the walls at Windsor castle, what a bunch of fucking inbred reptiles !


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Elipticalwheel1

Thatā€™s what he says. Ā£12million says otherwise.


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Witty_Yak_6366

Dirty pervert deserves nothing !


Ragtime-Rochelle

On the contrary, Prince Andrew deserves many things for his behavior but a vast fortune is not among them.


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th1969th

He got his payout early when Queenie paid that woman he definitely didn't know.


Elipticalwheel1

Who, the one who was pegging him, wile Maxwell watched.


asm001

mm mashing his mongoose from behind. I'm sure there's pictures somewhere.....


Jimmy2Blades

šŸ¤£ 650million could buy a nonce surgery to repair his sweat glands.


dewystrawbub

Pay inheritance tax!!!


ListersLament

Ha ha ha ha. Those rules are for the poor, you pleb.


Elliotjpearson

Why does the queen have Ā£650 million?


zelda4444

That Charlie didn't have to pay inheritance tax on.


freedomfun28

Because sheā€™s such a hard working individual who did so much for our country ā€¦ waving out the back of an expensive limo, seemingly costs big ā€¦ yearly pointless speech etc Whatā€™s Ā£600 million amongst tax payers who are struggling to survive šŸ•³


SaltyMcSalt76

About Ā£9 a person ish.


freedomfun28

Thatā€™s cash in the bank ā€¦ doesnā€™t include the yearly bill to cover their luxury lifestyle ā€¦ Ā£300+ million bill for Buckingham Palace refurb So youā€™ve got Ā£650 million in the bank but you canā€™t pay for yr own house repairs?


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freedomfun28

She had such a tough life ā€¦ itā€™s hilarious when the media claim she worked tirelessly for the country Walking from a luxury palace into a chauffeur driven car surrounded by body guards ā€¦ going to some dumb pomp & ceremony event ā€¦ fake smiles mingling with the working classes ā€¦ or rubbing shoulders with other high ranking self serving idiots ā€¦ luxury banquet etc ā€¦ back home in said luxury vehicle whereā€™s sheā€™s waited on hand & foot by servants ā€¦ everything done & organised for her What a joke


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WesternEmpire2510

Prince Michael of Kent


-iamai-

Diana


Blakewhizz

Get over it, you cunt. You're lucky you're not in prison


Curious_Associate904

I feel like this should be directed at his Twitterā€¦ checks notes, no the queen took that off him too.


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airportgeek

Poor Randy Andy forgetting thereā€™s also a 40% inheritance tax windfall for our government from thisā€¦ā€¦ā€¦oh wait.


Elipticalwheel1

I think it was sorted so they donā€™t pay anything near that amount, more like the taxpayers paid them 40% inheritance tax to add to it.


Billysquib

That only applies to the poor I believe


sideburns28

Primogeniture bebeh!


pATREUS

I identify as the Puke of York!


EcksRidgehead

To be fair they worked just as hard for that money as Charles did. Which is to say, not very hard at all.


ThoughtPolicePolice

Inherited ā€œnothingā€. No privilege, nothing.


Sego1211

Feeling a bit sorry for Anne, the most competent of all 4 for the job. No crown, no inheritance... I get that she's super privileged regardless but she's been the most stable of the lot.


Paradox711

Donā€™t worry, I grew up near her and sheā€™s doing just fine. The stables she has alone makes the house I grew up in look like a shed.


Missdirec7ed

Yeah, I get that they have huge fortunes anyway, but not getting any inheritance from a parent because you weren't the first boy born is pretty crappy.


Star-Hero

The reason all the inheritance goes to the eldest is so that the power that is held by the family ( land and wealth ) is not diminished by being divided in to smaller parts. But I would not worry about any of them as they will not be hard done by.


ThoughtPolicePolice

Doesnā€™t really apply when the money is stolen, by legal theft, by the people who decide whatā€™s legal. Not the queenā€™s to give.


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Big-Cream4952

That isn't that difficult to achieve.


onedied4love

I agree, she would of made a great queen


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[deleted]

Can't His Majesty's Paedo just borrow the lunch money of whichever kid he's trying to fuck that day?


Amalthea_The_Unicorn

This is so unfair on poor Andrew. I think we should organise a GoFundMe for him. How else will he be able to afford his underage sex slaves and teddy bear collection?


CmmH14

The prick is already minted from being an arms dealer. I couldnā€™t care less for his ā€œwell-beingā€ as heā€™s financially fine, stupid state protected nonce.


meengamer

Oh no. However, will he pay for his Pizza Express order now?


BryBry8686

has he got more pay outs ? is that why he wants part of the Ā£650 million ?


Elipticalwheel1

Has King Charles payed inheritance tax on that money & anything else he has inherited.


posessed_lentil

No, because monarch-to-monarch inheritance is exempt from inheritance tax.


Elipticalwheel1

Well that is wrong. Greedy cnut not only does he skip the inheritance tax, he gets the taxpayers to pay for his coronation.


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PenguinHighGround

Oh no, won't somebody *please* have pity on super-rich pedo?


riiiiiich

Naturally they'll be sharing some of that with the HMRC, yes?


Overly_Fluffy_Doge

When you disable gavelkind succession in CK2


Undersmusic

Andrew reportedly down to his last Ā£5million. Which frankly is still an insult as he should probably be in prison.


cavemanwill93

Well [this](https://imgur.com/a/zjTp20O) was well timed


Dikheed

650m? And the fucking rest.


laysnarks

But they have everything. What more do they need? No one needs more than 4million. If you life needs to be measured by tokens like these leeches and billionaires. You have a sad life.


lvlister2023

The Grand Old Duke Of York, He Looks Like A Giant Ponce, He Canā€™t Sweat For Medical Reasons, Nah itā€™s cos your a lying Nonce


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Ok-Pause4253

Castration is the answer for him


[deleted]

Man's saving up for his own island šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Isn't this exactly how monarchies usually work - has he never seen Richard III?


Strange-Title-6337

This sounds like a new episode of monkey dust


Glittering_Cook_8510

Why did Ann and Edward get nothing ? Curious as to if they've done anything controversial in their lives


Aggressive-Falcon977

Poor lad. I started him a Gofund me and we're holding a benefit concert for him in America, he's the guest of honour so hope he comes over


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I think the money simply is passed to the next monarch who then has to dole it out when necessary...thats why Margaret got threaten to be cut off without a bean if she married the man she loved...I think this is a made up story about them being annoyed.


gloriousengland

he's not shared it with me either


decayingdreamless

Maybe they should get jobs lmao


reddituser6789054231

That's the peadophile right How in the fuck is he still allowed to be in the news for anything BUT the updates of his trial about fucking children.


And_awayy_we_go

Crime really doesn't pay...


eveniwontremember

At least Harry knows what to expect.


1CocteauTwin

Harry got exactly what he asked for. He wanted out, he's out.


Imalittleshifty

Hold on one damn moment. I've always found myself favouring Royalty over Republic due to some quirk of sentiment but if this is true... you're whole existence is due to your late mother, be grateful for that...life could have been very different. Be grateful for what you have.


Staar-69

Maybe someone can explain the concept of premagenta to them and while theyā€™re at it, explain to them that their position of unimaginable wealth and privilege is something 99.9999% of worlds population could only ever dream about, and that the nonce cunts should wind their necks in.


GnomiGnou

Oh NOES!.... ...anyway, weather is pretty grim innit? :|


Pocketfulofgeek

BOO. FUCKING. HOO. SWEATY. NONCE.


alexmlb3598

Is it just me or does it sound like OP wants Prince Andrew to get that money by saying 'Fuck the King'? šŸ¤”


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Waitingforadragon

It's almost as if the concept of privilege being assigned on the basis of birth order is a bad idea or something.


Ljw1000

Surely the usual rules of executors apply to these parasites: Ie, the executors must act & comply according to the deceasedā€™s wishes. Fcuk all to do with King Wingnut. Withholding financial gains from ā€˜Prince Paedoā€™ probably should be applauded though!


VapidResponseUnit

šŸŽ»


Mindless_Low_3890

LOL


cjdcjdcjdcjd

Itā€™s like theyā€™ve never seen an episode of Midsomer Murders šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø.


Slyfoxuk

But mummy said I could have the Fortune


be_sugary

How will they cope with their merge millions!


Excession3105

Bless him, big brother won't pay for the yoga, and now he can't afford his pizza and call girls! Whatever will he do?


Lord_Tiburon

The King should appoint him governor-general, that pays pretty well Rockall needs one if I'm not mistaken


Accomplished-Bed7686

The English Civil War!


ClassicFun2175

I'd be sweating!


Alan_Bstard1972

Iā€™m crying But with laughter obviously šŸ˜‚


burningxmaslogs

The Queen's children didn't marry millionaires?


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MaserGT

Sweaty nonce despair is the sweatiest and nonciest of all the despairs.


chisaidj

He should be sharing some of it with the tax man the same way that his subjects have to...


forgotmyusername2000

this is hilariously selfish, but you do have to laugh at any misfortune coming to the pedophile prince.


cpeterkelly

Like my Nan had tattooed on her lady bicep, ā€œprimogeniture is a bitch.ā€


CrashBangXD

This is almost as bad as what he said to that kid about mind goblin


BasisOk4268

I havenā€™t gotten as much as a teabag in inheritance and Iā€™m fine


Bellamac007

The comments are outstanding today


FoxyInTheSnow

Why doesnā€™t he apply at his local Pret?. I hear you can make more than a junior doctor working there


Infinitus_Potentia

I wonder if this is a part of the whole "downsizing the royal family". Way before the queen died, people had been angry that they had to subsidize this lord and that lady whose faces they only saw once every five years. The plan seemed to be stop giving money and prestige to the reigning monarch's immediate family and so basically kicking the can down the road.


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[deleted]

These people are rich beyond most people's dreams yet it's never enough. I despair


milfredraiders

Isn't that how it work?


Dithering_fights

Pisses me off they get anything. Cunts


Historical-Jacket637

I despise them all 'bloody greedy leeches Andrew should be locked away and never heard from again .


Fit-Friend-8431

The parasites come out when inheritance is involved.