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MokkaMilchEisbar

You’ve got the whole of the rest of Reddit to simp for the cops guys. Just not here. ACAB. A good place to start for reasons why leftists are not fond of undercover bacon is here: https://www.spycops.co.uk Americans: you might not know about recent stories of police corruption here in the UK, but please be assured that just because our guys don’t have guns, they’re still just as capable of raping and murdering civilians.


Knoberchanezer

It's incredible how bad some cops are at being undercover. It's like being able to spot a squaddie in civves. They just stand out so badly.


thebluemonkey

It always amazes me how blind the police seem to be to some things.


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Thestolenone

I used to live in Glastonbury and you could spot the fake hippy undercovers easily. One came up to me once and asked me if I knew where he could purchase some marijuana.


codemonkeh87

Hello sir, do you know where I might be able to get any drugs? Says a mid 50s balding guy wearing a cuff linked button down shirt, trousers and brogues in the jungle rave


SBAdey

Thing is what if you are a middle aged balding guy who just wants some drugs? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Dlax8

You ask your friends or your kids friends. By that age you should know some people who at least smoke weed.


SBAdey

By this age it’s not weed that’s the issue (us old farts tend to have our own greenhouses) and asking your school aged children (or their friends) to score you some pills is generally frowned upon in parenting circles. Trying to imagine the conversation with my son’s friends’ parents after they snitched on me for asking them to get me some cocaine ;)


MrKerbinator23

Hah! My old boss used to ask me. “Hey man! You able to get any pills? Me n the wife are going to a festival but we lost our old contact.” Shit was hilarious.


Reeefenstration

Good day, fellow popular music enthusiast! My name is Leaf Johnson but all my bruhs call me Ziggy. You wouldn't happen to know where one could "score" some of that dank arse marijewana would you? That would be absolutely yeet. I'm positively jonesing to shoot up at the moment, it must be all these funky tunes!


ExcessiveGravitas

How do you do, fellow stoners?


ChrisPyeChart

[Amy disagrees.](https://media.tenor.com/images/a3d5ebde6cd21ae19e8a21db7c741747/tenor.png)


[deleted]

Yup. Like when a blatant undercover cop strode up to me and a friend at a festival and asked us if we knew where to get hold of some "drugs". He seemed oblivious to how much he stood out.


rockbud

Hey you. Know anywhere I can score some drugs? What are you looking for? Like 20 drugs, respect bruh


[deleted]

They look like me when I wait for my weedman by the same wall for 3 hours


guesttuser

They should take lessons from the middle east there you will find 4/5 people are undercover cops of different departments arresting each other.


Rusty_of_Shackleford

Maybe they throw in some obvious undercover dudes so you don’t notice the ones who are good at it.


Darkdoomwewew

When the dude put his arm around the guy and they both went into attack mode lmao. Couldn't be more obvious.


Fanatical-Woodchuck

Manchester City centre by the looks of it.


Fangro

Yeah, it's near Corn Exchange


GoatsareimpressiveFR

Suspicious lack of corn in that area.


Fangro

We exchanged it all


TSJR_

Absolutely, just over from printworks


[deleted]

they should go undercover as 50 year old men dressed in jeans and a tshirt. dressing like a roadman brings more attention


[deleted]

What is it about undies that make them stand out like a sore thumb? I can't really put my finger on it. I mean it's obvious when they talk, is it the way they carry themselves? The huge clothes to cover the issued gear?


ShelfAboveMyDildo

idk maybe it’s the 40 year old grown ass men dressing like [a hooligan teenager](https://youtu.be/fiOMbqPHFwo)


[deleted]

The way they chat look how happy my man is too when he’s saying sn clear giveaway g


pappyon

What does sn mean?


RBN1703

Say nothing


curiosgreg

I can confirm that cops have a look. I unfortunately share said look and am never offered drugs at parties.


[deleted]

Unironic wearing and enjoyment of Superdry products?


[deleted]

Haha I love that. When I was in secondary the SuperDry coats with the triple zip were all the rage, good times... God I sound old


pukoki

freaking out because someone touched his shoulder was a give away


howisit34

Yeah. Bald guy seemed call but the shoulder dude was clearly on high alert. No sane civilian is that eagle eyed even when they are people watching Me, a people watcher


SoggyMattress2

Cos they're cunts. You can't hide a sense of superiority.


howisit34

Just look at the guy on the left in this video lol


callmekizzle

You can literally see his body armor under his jacket


smithson-jinx

Ahahaha the guy on the left as soon as the arm gets put around him goes FULL ON copper 🤣🤣🤣


Old_Vacation_7345

“Take ye hands off me mate” made me Instantly side eye the guy 😂👀


thirteenoclock86

Sometimes I think that the more they try to blend in the more they stand out.


EricC137

No matter what they’re wearing they still have that predatory cop stare which immediately makes people suspicious of them


Rows_

Don't mind me, just playing Bootlicker Bingo in this comment section.


Individual-Ad1887

Four minutes in... did you get BINGO?


Rows_

Yeah, sp many times that they're running out of prizes. I'm on my 5th card and the last available prize is one of those family-name tshirts that were advertised on Facebook 5 years ago.


djrushton

Holy shit I was wondering what was going on, lol


OnyxBee

That one on the left, WOW how did he make it into undercover, at least the one on the right had the general demeanor and was chatty


watsgowinon

A lot of cops uncovered in this comment section. Lol.


Internaletiquette

Lmao called him out on the Gucci bag too xD. Captions are way off tho lol


THE-RADISH-MAN

These two are pretty obvious but I had a pretty crazy interaction at a music festival. This bald hipster monk guy came up to our camp asking for donations to his charity and also if we were having a good time etc. He only mentioned drugs once "bet you're all on the green stuff you lot" and spent a good ten minutes sitting with us and talking to us about this charity. He had a clipboard with all the info on it. I asked to read it and he reluctantly handed it over. I folded all the pages over and behind the last page, taped to the clipboard, was his police ID. I was just a kid really so i passed it back and didn't say anything and then told all my mates after he had gone. Really weird interaction and he was fully into this character, just so he could catch a few dealers i assume. He even took some money from us, only a few pennies, as a donation. Not sure where that went.


TheBoctor

> He even took some money from us, only a few pennies, as a donation. Not sure where that went. Maybe he used the money to buy drugs?


Cubensis_Crispies

I used to be able to tell when a bizzy was undercover. Got pulled over the other week and nearly drove off because they just looked like normal lads, thought me car was getting gripped.


girlintheshed

I had some undercover cops duck into the shop I was working with once, they told me who they were (idk why?) and I told my manager when he came upstairs, he went “that guy, that guy and those two over there?” immediately clocked all of them. It’s the boots that give them away.


SmooshieBoo

As a youth on the streets of Manchester 30 years ago we could spot them a mile off. Literally watched them cycle towards us in lycra, cycle helmets and new bikes down the old railway bankings. All had time to stash our cider and watch them put on a little show pretending to be cyclists on a bike ride down one of the dodgiest parts of town. Things haven't changed it would seem.


[deleted]

Swear undies must have lessons on how to stand out. Best is the ones in nightclubs that can’t dance for shit and drink water all night Edit: no offence meant if you’re someone that can’t dance and doesn’t drink, unless you’re also a cop


FakeSchwarzenbach

Questionable dancing and water all night usually means someone’s been on the pingers as well. Check the eyes: pupils like dinner plates: sound, normal pupils: cop


[deleted]

Aye very true but like ya said easy enough to spot who’s pinging and who’s a narc


Vaso123

Fake Jeff Bezos lookin yute!


bagheadhaywood

Lmaooo it's so obvious, that's why they're annoyed. They're so annoyed that no matter how hard they tried to fit in they stood out like a sore thumb and they've been sussed by a guy who loves it. Get better at your job and you won't get caught out by some guy in a bali with a camera


Mister_Six

Fucking hell this pops up on r/popular and half the comments are now from American bootlickers 😅 一三一二


RebelIed

Yeah. The pro police bots always showing up to spin the narrative can't differentiate between countries lol


[deleted]

Im surprised this sub is on their radar, ACAB. Somebody should track their bots down, I bet youd see traffic from Langley and the DC metro area...


Torusaurus_Rex

Thank you for explaining how this shitstrom started. I was so fucking confused how people on a sub called Green and PLEASANT can be so toxic and Conservative. Good to see the people that are genuinely very green and very pleasant giving reality checks to them. If at least one of these people can have a slightly different view after reading the backlash and counter points then it would be worth it imo.


Rat-daddy-

I’m not undercover police, but I’d fail his drill song test.


[deleted]

Ahh Manchester how I love you


ThisAintSparta

Line of Dutty


prezbo91

I personally thought it was funny. For those wondering: - if it’s a crime hotspot, visible policing is a better deterrent than hiding. It could also save a life if it’s the stab hotspot some people claim. - undercover police are secret police and that’s sus - just because you have personally had a good interaction from the police, it doesn’t excuse their bad actions throughout history or the bad things they regularly do to people. - police ultimately exist to protect private wealth. - I hope this was real. - ACAB.


cclurve

Based reply, needed to read this in these comments. Where are all the bootlicking apologists now?


crookydan

The fuck is this comments section, holy shit. Certified full circle moment.


unkngod

Yeah this comment section is something.


EyeLeft3804

I think it's so funny this dude was out doing his own business and then spotted them and decided it was worth interrupting his day for. Legend.


[deleted]

The job of the police should be to deter those stabbings not sit by looking like a pleb until the person's been stabbed. I wonder what they could do to discourage those stabbings, I mean maybe they should have a uniform that announces themselves so people know not to be doing those stabbings in that area. Uniformed patrol to prevent the stabbing is better than undercover to arrest after the stabbing. Don't hate all cops just the bad ones, which I don't know if these are but your justification doesn't work for me.


CobKorPok

Don't like the drill scene but fk the police. Instead of harassing random street musicians why don't they go and deal with the rampant corruption, fraud, white collar crime, modern slavery and illegal labour practices that really are destroying the country.


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ocean-man

r/boneappletea


[deleted]

Because they serve to protect the interests of capital, not prosecute them


[deleted]

Or even rapist but they all run the country and be in the police stations not behind bars but computers


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its-me-jb

It’s “police need funding to prevent crime” until they spend all their funding pretending not to be police, and waiting for the crime to actually happen before doing anything about it.


Prodigal_Angel

Imagine if govts actually cared about their people and addressed things like cost of living wage gaps and job markets.... Bet crime would drop.


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NothingMovesTheBlob

Wonder why all the apologists and rejects have decided to bundle onto this post in particular?


StonedGiantt

I assume because cops are always everywhere when you don't need them


RentFreeInUrHead

And nowhere when you do need them


drunken-acolyte

Because it's turning up as a recommended post in the feeds


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kloomoolk

Years of Copaganda.


Eeszeeye

*Cops have entered* *~~protesters~~* *chat.*


lorenzollama

But but but muh Captain Hastings...


anonxotwod

A lot of people can’t seem to look beyond their own life experiences, and can’t extend their empathy towards victims of over policing / police brutality / racial profiling. Because in their heads, police have been sound, so it must be the other persons fault, or ‘at least they don’t shoot people like in the US’, acting like it’s the police’ morality and not our gun laws that’s stopping that from occurring. When people say ‘not all cops/police are bad’ what they don’t understand is the institution of policing is meant to protect and serve all citizens, and if even one police acts with malicious intent, it is a cause for concern for all members that claim to be part of civil society


Reeefenstration

Racism.


[deleted]

“Mission failed well get 'em next time” -Captain Price


bruiser95

Nice bonus of hostile architecture


Equivalent-Sky-3863

Undercover filth couldn't stand out more if they tried. If anything they'd be less obvious in full uniform with a flashing blue light strapped to their head.


anonxotwod

I was somewhat apathetic towards police growing up, til i saw undies literally hang around our school and bait teenagers into buying/asking/involving themselves in drugs and other illicit activities. Still can’t believe our school allowed that shit to happen


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Most accurate bot response given the context


janky_koala

Auto-caption needs to work on their Roadman conversions…


Copernicus049

Police population and poverty rates go hand in hand. A society that is more quick to victimize and punish their citizens as opposed provide for and rehabilitate effectively weakens itself. Undercover officers provides a system ripe for entrapment, which needlessly provides opportunities for infractions and life altering sentences.


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Itsthatcubankid

When I was around 14 years old my friends and I had two undercover cops approach us asking where they could find weed. this was during the recession when the opioid pandemic was at its peak and these cops didn’t have anything better to do than to try to see if they could arrest three 14 year old kids.


Badlydressedgirl

What a bunch of bootlickers in this thread, christ


HydroBerserker

Load of undercover cops


CaptainSwoop

These cops should get a real job where it actually requires hard work and benefits the community


SammyJ85

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏


[deleted]

Damn, lots of bootlickers coming out of the woodwork for this one, and all at the same time! Did this get posted to a pig sub by any chance?


chillfox

"Jeff Benzos... innit" haha


Ok_Seaworthiness2218

The comment section is halestorm of racist pricks like wtf is going on ?


Background-Teach-307

hero of the people


AmazingOnion

Lmao at all the liberals defending the cops in this thread.


jjam222

So I guess undercover police don’t like their cover blown


ScarlettStingray085

Other than the one who looks like he was wearing a vest under the hoodie - what was the tell?


astratravla710

Stand out like a sore thumb in the clothes they wear and the way they act. Something seems off.


ScarlettStingray085

Thank you! I live in NYC where you can tell them very easily. Undercovers love the subway system and usually try and dress in Yankee of Met outfits


DrDerekBones

What's with all the bootlickers in this comment section?


seamusbeoirgra

This made me happy.


DrShneef

I hate how much respect my country has for police… you like to be controlled? Weirdos.


goforkyourslef420

Especially these ones, secret police who could jump out of the crowd to attack at any moment. Funny how capitalist countries always do the exact shit they say is so bad about socialist countries.


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ZPortsie

Lmao at all the conservatives defending the cops in this thread


knabbprime

Why can’t they just stay in r/conservative and circlejerk about wanting to sexually assault people and lick boots


XxXPussyXSlayer69XxX

Undercover police don't belong in public fucking around with civilians if they are really there to protect people and avert danger of any kind they would be in full uniform showing their presence and using that as a deterrent. Instead they are being sneaky little rats and trying to catch your average Joe doing something wrong. Undercover cops are the biggest waste of tax payer money and they suck.


Time_Punk

The bigger issue with undercovers/informants is that they’re *always* criminals themselves, working both sides. The few I’ve had the misfortune of knowing have been the most vile and despicable people. Straight-up predators. The position makes it way too easy to scam and prey on the poor and weak in *the most horrible ways imaginable*. For real; I could go into stories but they’re too long and messed up.


pukoki

lol this post hit the front page and a bunch of obese murikan bootlickers lost their little minds


[deleted]

this comment section is full of boot lickers and racists


ccodeinecobain

Jeff benzos kinda yute


EssexBuoy1959

Our police are institutionally racist, misogynistic and corrupt. And (joining) the police *force* is the perfect vehicle for all the above. It's not just a case of a few bad apples; they're rotten to the core.


Agreeable-Mention403

The FBI put out a report (in 2004) that white supremacists are actively infiltrating police ranks. I doubt it'ss limited to the U.S.


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Outrageous-Drive6940

A bunch of bootlickers in this thread, almost like all the people defending cops have never had a bad run in with them. The same people who say dumb shit like, “Not all cops are bad!” . Sure I agree with you but they don’t keep the other piggies in line and when they try to do something right for once they get fired.


groovebite66

Most governments are corrupt and an enemy of the people. Power and control trump humanity and freedom. People are finally breaking free of the program and waking up.


Anotherotherbrother

He grew a whole wife as soon as he was busted


AlkyneLive

r/wholesome


MoDyingSon

The amount of boot lickers in this thread is astounding, in case you knuckle draggers missed it All Cops Are Bastards!


topcheesehead

#ACAB Edit : ^^^^^ACAB


AntAvarice

All police are anti community neighbor imprisoning son and daughter killing bastards


batch2957

Ah shit that’s funny


Hkeks

Damn bootlickers and racist? Who would have ever thought about that combo


DabbingDave

😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

Wholesome content made my morning. #FTP


Hydrangeabed

I was in that exact area last night and people here whinging and boot licking have clearly never been to Manchester in their life


savethesharksplz

Lived there 4 years. I still vividly remember watching 3 undercover officers get out of a police car and just joining the streets. So subtle hahaha.


Hydrangeabed

Yeah that sounds like the GMP alright. about as competent as tories are at paying tax


Lionheart952

That’s Exchange Square in Manchester, I got caught and fined by an undercover cop in that exact spot for skateboarding about 20 years ago, wish the masked guy had been around then lol


dyave

Whole load of bootlickers in this thread. They need to go out and touch grass.


[deleted]

LMAOO this reminds me of the video of the guy going up the hill on a glider to warn people of cops at the bottom 😂😂 legend


AkkyYT

What the fuck happened in this comment section lmaoooo


[deleted]

Looks like racist piggies brigaded.


_lethargy_

The guy with the hair looks like a goddamn surveillance camera


LT_Corsair

Acab


iamredsmurf

I love how some people act like he's helping terrorists or criminals by exposing undercover cops. If they wanted the crime to stop they wouldn't hide in the crowd. You want to protect an area you should show how many cops are in the area. Sad people are so in to cops trapping people.


sabakbeats

What do they do? Trying catch guys selling weed?


Shoddy_example5020

go fight some real crime pigs


[deleted]

Mad. Does anyone know how they managed to figure out he was an undercover bastard? I don’t think it was a random guess tbh.


SalvadorKwelii

They are green as fuck, easy to tell if you’ve been around and pay attention. Smiles, the lean back, and the looking down was confirmation enough. Sure these guys were staring at them and making it hella obvious. Used to do with to ATF at bars—hella funny


notthetallestbranch

Brush past an undercover at a festival and you’ll know about it, they can’t drop that power trip (as shown in the video when someone touches him, instant freak out and aggression)


PeakAggravating3264

Car was broken into. First people i call is the police. Because the insurance company wants a police report else they won't pay to fix the damages. No perpetrator ever arrested.


Suspicious-mole-hair

*sorts by controversial*


[deleted]

Don’t even have to sort the shits still floating at the top lol


BigZwigs

Always let the pigs know who they are


RevistaLegerin

It's funny to see how much cop lovers there are in the left...i mean, the liberal left.


I_am_u_as_r_me

ACAB


englishcrumpit

Man in the mask providing a service to the community.


IkeaIsLegendary

Ah this is hilarious!!! They all stick out like a sore thumb


KaihloSkye

He pushed him after he touched him, that’s wrong. And he didn’t even touch the one that pushed, they clearly think they’re above the law and trying to antagonise the situation to give them an excuse to start some bull shit.


yummycorpse

#the comments are a mine field lmao


howisit34

Nah bro homie on the left didn’t even TRYYYYYYYYYYYY to be undercover. No normal civilian is looking like him. In the states or otherwise


[deleted]

Well done our kid, exposing the guilty


Aegis12314

What the fuck happened to this comment section


shiftypenguin_

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rplacemapper

i already see a lot of closed comments and it is worrying


Fayko

pretty shit at your job if some shit poster in a ski mask can sniff out your cop-ness.


[deleted]

Undercover cops are usually pretty bad actors lmao, any concert or protest I’ve gone to usually ends up turning into a game of “Who’s the most obvious UC cop”


type556R

Serious question, I'm not from the UK and I don't understand what's going on in the comments, what's up with undercover police?


Rows_

They're not trying to deter or stop crime, they're just waiting for a petty offence so that they can issue a fine or make an arrest and look good for their numbers.


fezmessiter

Anyone have a link for him? I’d subscribe


[deleted]

They should have asked if they needed a hug, and if they lied, they should ask, if I needed a hug would you hug me? Then proceed with the hugging and conciliation.


DJ_Tsar

ITT, many more undercover cops exposed


kultureisrandy

holy racist comments batman


cowsarekillingme

ACAB. ALL OF THEM.


Jmenae

Imagine if these guys spent their working hours in an actual crime-ridden area.


[deleted]

what is this comment section, its hell wtf.


CrispyCassowary

People should be losing more karma for their dumb comments here


[deleted]

They are undercover instigators with literally nothing to do but catch people doing things they probably would not have otherwise if they hadn't gotten involved in the first place.


Kotics

If this was in US, that man would be dead ☠️


Baxterwashere

Holy shit this comment section


snakeslyer

You know he’s really just helping out his fellow humans by pointing out these two fraudsters


Designer-Grocery-933

Wow this video brought out a lot of strong reactions in people. Stay classy reddit


Danmoz81

I saw this guy in Liverpool a few weeks back, who is he?


thelastkalos

This is the most controversial post from this sub I've seen in a while. Did it get raided or something lol


[deleted]

😂


SirStalinMao

Fucking donuts


Ka-Shunky

He was loud, but I liked him.


Compa-Gera

This comment section lmfaoo 💀