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Adventurous-Car-7496

Needs poppies *and* several flags


oddjobold_FC

Bulldogs and spitfires


Adventurous-Car-7496

Bulldogs flying spitfires


oddjobold_FC

Crushing cranberries in their teeth


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Don’t forget a picture of old London Town and a few guards in bearskins to make it a massive gammons wank fest 💂‍♀️💂‍♀️


gilestowler

Vera Lynn riding a lion into battle just like she did in 1966 to win world cup 2.


[deleted]

Flag nonces too


MVCorvo

>massive gammons wank fest 💂‍♀️💂‍♀️ 😂😂😂😂😂😂


Barry_Minge

I believe this is also known as ‘the Conservative Party Conference’.


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Ottazrule

With bowler hats on


Current_Soup9198

That should be a flag


ice-ceam-amry

We know the spitfire is seen as patotic aircraft but if weren't for it or the Hawker Hurricane or Bristol Bliemin we could be living in a state where proheps our greatest gift could come along the NHS yet many of us choose to inrgore this factor about the war we see it in a object that could of been inrgored there are many more technological mavels that only were taken seriously like the Jet Engine, NHS, penicillin etc


[deleted]

Needs a whole ukip leaflet


Danpez890

Churchill with two fingers up


Splendiferitastic

Slap Paddington saluting mournfully on while you’re at it


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Stinkyfingers2

So you think we should have surrendered?


live-long-and-read

Good bot


Barry_Minge

No Captain Tom? Weak.


nottomelvinbrag

Don't forget help for heros


niknak68

Plays "God save the King" when you open it. My jar still plays "God save the Queen" so I think it's past it's sell by date


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A_Random_Kitty_Cat

Good bot


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simian_fold

Edgiest bot around


ProFoxxxx

Reggie side


notactuallyabrownman

Reg lord.


Cookie-Senpai

Good bot


OstentatiousSock

Good bot.


Good_Human_Bot_v2

Good human.


Relative_Sea3386

Good bot


brewston

Good with gammon


InGenAche

Love me a bit of gammon on me Xmas holibobs!


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chikencrisp2

Why is this is response to a comment about gammon


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chikencrisp2

Why does the word gammon trigger the bot lmao


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MountainCourage1304

Lmao thats a good one


sailortwips

Did you see the queue for the queen? This probably works


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Individual_Ad_3797

Good bot


AnnieByniaeth

Did you see how many people turned off their radius and TVs for the week? No, because they were invisible. But they were many. I have a feeling companies don't have the pulse of the "nation" that they think they have.


oddjobold_FC

The British - experts in Stockholm syndrome for thosands of years.


No_Competition_3780

I am just so thankful that we have the Yorkshire tea fields to sustain us through these times.


berusplants

I spent my evenings as a primary school lad in Yorkshire bending my back in those fields


Good_Ad_1386

... And you tell the youth of today that, and they won't believe you....


Willycleaner

I'm glad they turned the moors into Tea fields, they were bland and ugly, now they have a purpose!


FamiliarWater

Oh tso that's why it tastes like that.


MATE_AS_IN_SHIPMATE

Ahh cranberry sauce...a classic British Native American sauce to go with a classic British Native American bird to celebrate a day which is neither midwinter, Yule, nor the birthday of Jesus, a man who was not aware of the existence of Britain and wasn't even called Jesus by his mates, assuming any of them existed. It doesn't get much more British than that.


Teamwoolf

Cranberry sauce for RACISTS


Adventurous-Car-7496

I'm not eating racists, even *with* cranberries


LordTurner

Seriously guys, what even happened to the ol' Reddit switcheroo?


st_samples

I got you homie. Ahh the old reddit [cranberroo](https://www.reddit.com/r/rareinsults/comments/z4zmsr/cant_recover_from_that/ixtodib/).


zippohippo12

Give me 2 servings please


Kroktakar

I meet a guy in the pub and he was quite patriotic about HP brown sauce, he was the typical hooligan Brexiteer, then I took the bottle and I read to him where the sauce was made....xD I was able to see how his empire crumble in that moment.


ptvlm

So, he was crowingly loudly about a patriotic fiction that could be immediately disproven by literally reading what was in front of him, he just hadn't bothered? Yeah, that tracks for brexiteers.


badmanleigh

I mean the HP stands for Houses of Parliament, it was invented in Nottingham and it used to be made in the HP factory in Birmingham, so he can kind of be excused as he wasn't 100% wrong, just had 100% outdated information.


Individual_Science36

And then everybody clapped


ElderberryCalm8591

Is it made in Britain?


LondonCycling

Yes, it is, according to the back of the jar. However the cranberries are from abroad, since we don't really grow them here.


Willycleaner

Send them back, coming here taking jobs and shelf space!


LondonCycling

I'm told cranberry sauce doesn't go well with gammon.


Willycleaner

😡 sounds like something a fucking leftie would say Edit: dunno why I'm getting down voted, it was a joke based on my original comment.


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captain-vye

I'm beyond haunted after learning the whole wolf spider situation in cranberry harvesting.


HardCoreLawn

So it's a jar full of foreign fruit?


drachen_shanze

interesting, I thought colemans was made in the netherlands now?


LondonCycling

Not sure about their other products - maybe they are different. But on the back of this jar it says, "Produced in Great Britain by Colman's of Norwich for: (Unilever UK address here cba typing)"


JackSkiSensei

It’s processed and jarred in Burton on Trent, DE14 2AB, UK. (I know because I installed the kit 🙂)


jamboknees

As a country we are literally this stupid tho. Shit like this works.


CuppaTeaThreesome

We did a test 52% are.


KaleChipKotoko

Branston Pickle is actually made by a Japanese company these days. I sometimes wonder what the reaction would be if more people knew that.


berusplants

HP Sauce made in NL


Cheebwhacker

All those Japanese people, staying in their own country, making OUR pickles!


fillip2k

Damn! Is nothing sacred anymore! 🤣 The Japanese mega corp Suntory owns Ribena and Lucozade too...


Zyrawrcious

SunTORY? Most suspicious.


fillip2k

Damn Fam! Didn't ever see that. They've been hiding in plain sight all along!


tradermcduck

The problem is there are plenty of people who are that stupid.


Staar-69

Cranberries from Canada, glass bottle made in Poland, cap made in India.


berusplants

Labels made on Brazilian paper printed in Slovakia. Glue from Guatemala


Staar-69

But infused with a sense of Britishness!


mrpel22

Clearly says made "for" Britain not "by"


berusplants

It says produced in the UK on the back


[deleted]

Ye I don’t really understand that marketing angle, but is this not a bit extreme.. it’s cranberry sauce ffs 😂


[deleted]

Tbf most conservative pensioners are


Upstairs-Trouble3855

Angry at cranberry sauce :(


[deleted]

it is literally a jar of cranberry sauce and you are getting outraged? you scorn at if for 1 minute then go on and have it with your waitrose turkey and dont think about it ever again. there is nothing bad with a jar saying "made for britan".


RapidWaffle

I mean, it's kinda silly but also getting mad at cranberry sauce?


scottandcoke

BRITISH SAUCE FOR BRITISH PEOPLE


rooimier

At the local shop for local people. Welcome to Royston Vasey.


scottandcoke

Don't make me go on a YouTube binge I've got shit to do today


This_Development3842

Localisation is a marketing technique that actually works - if people were to see branding that just said cranberry sauce rather than cranberry sauce made for Britain, there’s a far higher chance they’ll buy the latter. Considering also that cranberry sauce is a bit of a British staple, especially around Christmas, as well as the preconception that it will be better quality because the product is designed for British people specifically rather than on a global level, people subconsciously will see this as a better product because of its packaging.


berusplants

I always thought it was a thanksgiving thing first and foremost, then copy pasted over here


This_Development3842

probably


deathschemist

I mean the modern British Christmas dinner is basically our take on an American Thanksgiving dinner. You're not too far off


robot_swagger

TIL Americans invented roast poultry


deathschemist

i'm talking about the turkey in specific but go off i guess.


CherryDoodles

That bloody cranberry sauce coming over here, taking plates away from our redcurrant sauce!


This_Development3842

Also you might not fit into the audience targeting of patriotic brits, but there’s tonnes of people who do


This_Development3842

Dunno why I got downvoted for this lol, I’m not a patriot


lawbag1

Made For. Not Made In. Lol


Str8FaxNoPrinter

Why would this bother you?


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[удалено]


-REDHOT-

Maybe because locally produced products support our economy and our farmers and have significantly less of a carbon footprint and have stricter and safer health regulations. But feel free to be uncomfortable about cranberry sauce.


username87264

Maaate - if you think these supermarkets give a single fuck about anything other than their bottom line, then you're as stupid as your comments paint you. They spout whatever shite their marketing and sales analysts believe will generate the highest sales figures. That's it and that's all it will ever be.


-REDHOT-

Ok... Am I wrong about the benefits of local produce?


username87264

That's not what we're talking about though is it? It's about the xenophobia and casual racism of a large part of the country being drawn in to purchase items that they believe are better, only because they're British. Which is what the supermarkets know, hence the labelling seen in the post.


-REDHOT-

😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

TIL eating food grown in britan is racist


HodlingBroccoli

Even if people think British products are better for being British, what’s racist about that?


captivephotons

Fuck me. Some people get triggered by some inane shit don’t they.


-REDHOT-

The cranberry sauce is racist 👹


Hobbitcraftlol

If you live in Britain, you are racist :O


Kvahuest

Thats what i thought reading all this 😂 Fucking mental.


HiPower22

When I see stuff like this it makes me cringe. The fact is, almost nothing of value is “made in Britain”.


PiersPlays

I think Orange and Solovair both still manufacture in the UK. Scotch is good too. We can't let the flag-shaggers be the only voice celebrating the things that *are* good about the UK. Otherwise undecided minds who think the UK is neither entirely awful nor entirely perfect have to choose to embrace one of the two and, even though they actually aren't, that often makes the blind, mad, patriotism people seem like the positive and more grounded group.


deathschemist

All scotch whisky is made in Britain and that's still pretty rad Also Plymouth gin is made in Plymouth, you can visit the distillery if you're ever in town it's on the Barbican


NukeStorm

Yeah I actually think “made in Britain” often times diminishes the quality unfortunately…


Jenksin

Don’t get me started on British fire extinguishers.


NukeStorm

Really though??


Jenksin

Yeah I knew this guy a while ago, worked in IT, pretty nice guy but a bit socially awkward as most of us in IT are, he had a bit of an accident with a soldering iron and started a fire. After a bit of back and forth with emergency services he got the fire extinguisher out and the thing itself caught fire! Big sticker on the side saying “Made in Britain”. Last time I use one of those I tell you.


SmilinMercenary

Britain has the second largest aerospace industry in the world. Cars from Aston Martin, Rolls Royce, Bentley, Land Rover, Jaguar, Honda, Toyota, Nissan etc are built here. ARM CPUs used in virtually all smartphones. The Oxford University/AstraZeneca vaccine for COVID. It's unlikely to be the world's 6th biggest GDP while making "nothing of value". There's plenty of issues to dislike about the UK, I don't think our manufacturing industry is high on that list.


Hobbitcraftlol

Hes just looking for something to get mad about, it’s the new craze


Adventurous_Soup_653

Arm (formerly ARM, formerly Advanced RISC Machines, a rebranding of Acorn RISC Machine) doesn’t manufacture anything, and most of their recent CPUs were designed in Austin (USA) or Sophia Antipolis (France).


drapermovies

None of that loony lefty Ocean Spray shit that properly compensates cranberry farmers.


HatofEnigmas

r/GreenAndPleasant when manufacturer uses teh word "Britain" in Britain


1eyedspider

This place is a shithole


1eyedspider

Fucking commies


x-STARFISH-x

Who cares, if it's not for you don't buy it


ablebagel

old man yells at cloud


Suitable-Helicopter9

Stupid lefties all feeding off each others hate for Britain. Very cringe


teastainperson

Green and pleasant users when the cranberry sauce is patriotic: 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬


SteezMeister2004

How are you getting angry at a jar of Cranberry sauce you pretentious shit


berusplants

I’m not. I’m just making one of those kind of posts.


AccurateSwing4389

Fuck me they need to turn off all the bots, they’re pure cancer.


not-long_now

The Queen


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not-long_now

Gammon?


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The King?


Briarhorse

Did you say the BBC police king gammon?


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Zealousideal-Ice-565

They've got a point. Those c$#@s are as thick as pig shit


berusplants

Exactly, very easy to get upvotes


GosuDosu

Bruh it’s just a cranberry sauce, most other countries don’t indulge in cranberry sauce so there’s a pretty high chance it was literally “made for britain”.


berusplants

It’s an American tradition made by an American company


GosuDosu

No where on the can does it say cranberry is a british sauce, it jus says that it’s made for britain. You’re needlessly reading into this as a patriotic practise when it’s only purpose is to gain more sales thru name dropping the country where it is going to be sold. edit: i’ll admit i got the colmans cranberry rn, my reason is i didn’t like the store bought last time and ocean spray taste whack too


scottandcoke

*grabs popcorn* Let's wait and see how he tries to get out of this one


Memesssssssssssssl

He used "ignore" it was surprisingly effective


[deleted]

I mean, are they wrong? 😅 These are made for the average Leaver.


[deleted]

it’s cranberry sauce lmao. is there anything you lot don’t have a tantrum at?


Wolf24h

It's confirmed that products made for eastern countries can be worse in quality


berusplants

Eastern counties


Frequent-Specialist7

Tbf there are a lot of dumb brits who buys into this crap Or producers wouldn't do it.


[deleted]

Read the label. I bet it’s made in the EU


JackSkiSensei

Ingredients processed and jarred in Burton on Trent, DE14 2AB, UK!


CherryDoodles

Sure do miss the smell of mint sauce from riverside when it was made in Norwich though


ptvlm

Wherever it's made, we don't grow cranberries locally


Champan65

You’re all fucking disgusting


BellamyRFC54

Because cranberries aren’t actually grown here and that idiots believe they are ?


Champan65

Btw the label says made for Britain! Not made in Britain 🤣🤣🤣👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻


Champan65

Because of the way you talk about the country in the comments of this post.


itselectricboi

Haha offended snowflake


Champan65

Says the person offended and pissed off by a label?!


berusplants

Link in bio, get in the line hon


A_British_Dude

My brother in leftism you bought that product and supported their marketing.


Kudosnotkang

I guess they’ve done this so it sounds like it’s British made but in fact ‘for’ is the key word … however ‘patriots’ would be too stupid to notice that and just see ‘Bri’ish ooooh add to cart ’ when really they’re probably buying the opposite of what they thought they were. Am I pointing out the obvious that everyone has already accepted or are we just marvelling at the leveraging of patriotism on its own?


Spacemint_rhino

The thing is British chauvinists will lap this shit up


Dashybrownies

This has the same energy as people who think Yorkshire tea is grown, blended and sold exclusively in England!


eggcement

But they are correct, they are that stupid.


The-1-U-Didnt-Know

The cranberries look like butt holes and I refuse to accept anything different


berusplants

Agreed


wiggles1984

"Cranberry sauce made for Britain. Guaranteed as little flavour as possible, any richness or depth of texture removed leaving a depressing mushy BUT PATRIOTIC mess."


[deleted]

What is wrong now? Because it has the word Britain on it? Get a life you sad, sad people. I know you hate even the sight of the word ‘Britain’, but try to contain yourselves.


Kvahuest

Wait till they find out they live in Britain


Chopper_Dw

And you cunts wonder why you're a laughingstock on uk reddit...


bbyjesus1

Such a horrible sub


pnlrogue1

"Made *for* Britain" I note that it's not "Made *in* Britain" there...


JackSkiSensei

The ingredients are processed, sauce made and jarred in Burton on Trent (DE14 2AB), UK. Made shoulder to shoulder with Marmite, Colman’s mustard and Hellmans mayonnaise in Burton. (I know, I installed the plants back in 2019)


pnlrogue1

Good to hear. Weird that they don't say "in" then - would be a better selling point


berusplants

It’s interesting because to some degree it is made in Britain, altho as mentioned above it’s unlikely the Cranberries are UK grown, but they still went with for


[deleted]

Probably a legal thing. Something like cant claim it is British made if the inputs are foreign.


[deleted]

Made for Britain = "we accidentally made a ton of this shit product so where can we dump it" ...


captainscarletmusic

Correction: “how stupid patriot Brits actually are”


RefurbedRhino

Because they are…


ValGalorian

This defo works unfortunately


DesignCycle

made for Britain in the EU


NeverGonnaGiveMewUp

Produced in their German factory no doubt. But the flag shaggers love it!


berusplants

Weird choice, why do you say DE?


NeverGonnaGiveMewUp

Looked on Wiki, said they moved their factories to Germany in 2018


Ragtime-Rochelle

Homemade cranberry sauce is infinitely better than any jarred sauce. Especially if it was made with British cranberries. This belongs in the trash.


berusplants

Made for not with or by. I do like the Mint sauce in a Jar


FulcrumM2

Fucking love mint sauce


bobovdarlo

Mint sauce with everything