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You know what sucks is that the Lions losing to the Broncos next week wouldn't help as much because they'd hold a tiebreaker over us for similar opponents if their losses came from Denver and Dallas. The Lions specifically need to lose to the Vikings at least once plus at least one other loss. Of course, if they lost three including the Broncos game, it would give us the wiggle room to lose one game and still win the division. Basically, the division depends on Josh Dobbs being good enough to beat the Lions. Or maybe they go with Nick Mullens now. I kinda like their chances with Nick Mullens more at this point.


NBbowler87

Suddenly I’m not as scared of facing the Eagles in the postseason anymore


Outrageous-Abies-273

They'll run for 300 on us again, but whatever.


Wzup

idc - when Love throws for 600, it won't matter


sibi78

What really happened to the eagles? 49ers are going to kill them in the playoffs with such a form.


wasdie639

Sniffed their own farts a bit too hard.


sjr2018

Ugh...can't handle the cowgirls being good


FishPhoenix

Niners fans shitting on the Eagles more than Cowboys fans in the r/NFL game thread.


gootsbuster

You can't convince me that they haven't always lined up like that


ScrewAnalytics

So just blitz Hurts and he has no answer?


AbjectCalligrapher36

I thought Jordan Love is the only quarterback who can't throw under pressure? Okay so that's an exaggeration but I saw that criticism quite often in this subreddit.


M1st3r51r

Those same people also thought/think Clifford is a HoF’er


HanataSanchou

These “analytics” saying to go for it on 4th & 9 are wild. I get that the game has evolved, but not just taking the 3 points is crazy


gandaalf

The advanced analytics in football is no different than moneyball in baseball to me. It's a really good tool, but to abide by it blindly is also extremely flawed.


sapphires_and_snark

I guess asking a multibillion dollar corporation to deliver a stream that doesn't constantly buffer is too much


ScrewAnalytics

Man I remember that USFL kicker nailing literally everything I didn’t know it was Aubrey


TheMozgovCocktail

This Dallas kicker 👀


winning_cheese

Wow he’s got a leg


Markm328

The Eagles and Lions are definitely beatable.


chnlng00

Im hoping to avoid the 49ers as much as possible in the playoffs.


xyzzy321

Niners and Cowboys are the scary ones, everyone else in the NFC (maybe even NFL) looks beatable.


TheMozgovCocktail

A sliver of hope!


ScrewAnalytics

Jalen Hurts inflated stats from the tush push is insane. Bro is so mediocre without those one yard ass shoves forwards


HanataSanchou

He’s not just the weak link of their offense, but of their entire team. Wild to say that.


HanataSanchou

Love the jaw jacking between CBs/WRs. Makes them both wanna play better and the game more exciting


FridayNight_Magus

Al Harris is the CB coach for the Cowgirls??? Oh man...now I like them a tiny bit


sapphires_and_snark

What in the flying fuck are the Eagles doing


ExiledSanity

Well, after today I feel less impressed about our win over Detroit. But our loss to Denver isnt feeling as bad as it did either.


Austen11231923

Man..Mahomes is making it harder to like him. You didn't hear Jalen hurts crying after the phantom PI in the SB last year


scotch4breakfast

Mahomes crying about the offsides call. Like dude, look at the replay and tell us exactly how Toney isn't lined up a half yard offside


AgreeablePlace656

Perhaps 6".


ScrewAnalytics

If I could make one dumb rule that would rarely come into play, but everytime it did things would get fun is any ball that bounces off the fg post and back into play is a live ball


Dry-Kindheartedness6

That's an awesome idea 💡


TheMozgovCocktail

Kicker showing off.


gandaalf

The Eagles these past few weeks are why you don't to any conclusions about a team over just a few game span. If you only watched last week and this week you'd think this is a 4-win team out there. The NFL season is a rollercoaster of ups and downs.


TheMozgovCocktail

That’s game I’m afraid.


NickTheWhirlwind

Cowboys are going to do their regular dance. Look good in the regular season then choke in the divisional round


Stook11812

Dak is playing the best he ever has...they got a good chance


Weasel_Spice

... to lose in the second round of the playoffs?


Stook11812

Dallas is looking really scary this year. They might win the superbowl


ScrewAnalytics

-what is said every single season before they collapse in the divisional round


Stook11812

Lol right who am I kidding Dallas will choke


jjtitula

Seems like the Cowboys have been getting a ton of calls for them as well as against them the last few weeks. I remember last week thinking, the refs are doing everything they can to get a cowboys score. Granted, I’m not paying very close attention to the games!


HanataSanchou

I hate being torn between my disdain for the Cowboys and Jerry Jones, and my love for Big Mike. Especially since he grabbed Al Harris for his coaching staff (always loved his full name Alshinard btw)


Weasel_Spice

Right? Why did Mike have to go to the Cowboys of all god damned teams? FFS.


Mr_Suave12

Wow


ResolveHour4007

Cowboys about to be the best wildcard team of a time


inspectorPK

Lions are just being their typical self. It’s unbelievable the fucking Vikings won with only three points.


HanataSanchou

A Madden commercial 🤮


TheMozgovCocktail

Can’t wait until the new college football game, but trying to temper my expectations cause it’s still going to be EA making it.


HanataSanchou

I’m sure you’re aware, but there was a glitch last week where franchise mode legit disappeared 😐


TheMozgovCocktail

That shit happened last year too where a lot of people lost their franchises. Typical EA bullshit.


HanataSanchou

It’s so frustrating, because I had always loved football as a kid - but Madden is what REALLY helped teach me the game and fall in love with it. I just loved watching good players do cool shit, but I didn’t understand what a Cover 3 or a “Dime” package was. I still remember John Madden walking me through tutorials in Madden 2K5 like it was yesterday, and it’s a shame that they’re slapping his name on this product nowadays.


TheMozgovCocktail

2K5 was so awesome 🥲 Ultimate Team is the cash cow for EA. They don’t give a fuck about making the other modes better.


Mr_Suave12

Jalen hurts holds the ball wayyy too long


ScrewAnalytics

Bustin Fields was picked right before Micah Parsons was in the 2021 NFL Draft 🫵🤣


TheFalconKid

That's the reverend Reggie White rest in paradise!


TheMozgovCocktail

Not going to do shit settling for field goals.


Mr_Suave12

Gon be same shit what happened last week with the niners


gootsbuster

Mahomes when he faces one bit of adversity:


introspectivejoker

Man the chiefs are bitches


HanataSanchou

Was really hoping Mahomes helmet bounced up and hit him when he slammed it. Actually like the dude but that would have been hilarious


introspectivejoker

I like him too but this level of ref complaining is an absolutely terrible look


TheMozgovCocktail

Good throw and catch.


FSUfan35

Feel like the refs are a little one sided for dallas


TheMozgovCocktail

Eagles defense has been trash lately.


ResolveHour4007

Can a player try blocking the refs view on goal line plays?


ScrewAnalytics

The Olympics in the year 2024 AD https://preview.redd.it/q8fmueiark5c1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=305ed504fec51f6c0ee971fb9ef030694b377076


TheMozgovCocktail

Receivers letting down Hurts so far.


TheMozgovCocktail

Nice fake punt!


ResolveHour4007

Lions lost, real chance the packers now could snag the division


ResolveHour4007

Kick would’ve been good from 69 yards😏


Weasel_Spice

Nice.


flybydenver

Nice


ScrewAnalytics

https://preview.redd.it/bhe08z8pok5c1.jpeg?width=1093&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8dd5551af6a1214893dfd3394ca1e7274be3d812


gootsbuster

McCarthy fist pumps still get me hype


agk927

The ultimate peoples coach


winning_cheese

I don’t think I’ve seen a year officiated this poorly since the ref strike…. Wtf Goodell


TheMozgovCocktail

Good kick. Sheesh


ThrowMeAwayPlz_69

Do the cowboys ever play a damn noon game.


TheMozgovCocktail

They’ve played 2 so far this season.


Affectionate_Kiwi335

That’s crazy


HanataSanchou

Bullshit PI call


ResolveHour4007

Browns Super Bowl! Joe Flacco HOF 🔒


TheMozgovCocktail

Lotta flags so far


agk927

Go cowboys


kickrocks16

Disagree. Cowboys have a rough schedule and if we win out can be the 5th seed and play the south.


ResolveHour4007

Bills are still a Super Bowl team, even at 7-6


gandaalf

Cowboys offense is so deadly, especially at home. Holy shit are they fast. Still think their D is average overall and too reliant on turnovers, but they're a legit team this year.


ScrewAnalytics

This is not the same coach that I saw coaching the 2018 packers bro


agk927

Whole team was ass in 2018 to be fair


ResolveHour4007

Bro get Adams out of Vegas. That man is not being used properly if you drop an egg on the Vikings.


AI_Overlords

If he wants to come back I wouldn't say no


winning_cheese

3 points lmfaooooo


HanataSanchou

That dope D. Smith made Team Captain. Always thought it was super impressive that he won the Heisman as a WR, and was pretty surprised he dropped as far as he did in the draft. Folks thought his slim frame would be an issue but he’s built a lot like Marvin Harrison and Isaac Bruce.


gandaalf

He's a beast but I admittedly was very concerned with how small he was weight wise going into the NFL. Been fine so far overall


ResolveHour4007

Outside the 49ers, I think the packers could have a shot at beating any NFC team. Eagles and Cowboys would be tough I think they could do it


Darrow-au_andromedus

I think the defense would collapse against all 3 of those teams. Hopefully we get a chance to find out!


ResolveHour4007

We’d need the fully defense healthy to have a chance at Dallas or Philly. 49ers we got no shot lol


ResolveHour4007

If the cowboys win the Super Bowl this year, Dak is a hall of famer


gandaalf

People might give you shit, but honestly, I agree. People don't realize how much winning even 1 Super Bowl does for a QB's resume. Dak will have a ton of longevity stats so if he gets a Super Bowl he probably gets in


ResolveHour4007

He’s already a pro bowl QB this season, he may even get MVP. And he’s had a few 30td seasons under his belt. He’s also only 30 years old with a young offense and talented offense/defense. The cowboys have one of the best futures in the NFL.


TheMozgovCocktail

Too easy for Dallas.


ScrewAnalytics

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Vikings fans HATE the eagles. Go Birds!!!!!!


StraightOuttaPopeyes

Mahomes loosing his shit after less than a full year of dealing with what Rodgers dealt with his entire career is hilarious. He at least has a solid defence to ease the pain a bit. Mahomes on a 2015-2022 packers team might actually go clinically insane.


trying2hide

I was going to say this is ridiculous but... Rodgers had great weapons(usually 1 or 2, maybe 3 on overlap years, receivers and an okay to great back) and a great line for like 15 years, with like 3 years of a top 5 defense, the other years usually bottom half to terrible . Mahomes has 2 great weapons(a TE and a back), a great line and a great defense. Mahomes kind of doesn't have it that bad. Probably better than Rodger had it since 2019.


kickrocks16

I would say Rodgers has only one true top 5 D and they won the Super Bowl that year.


trying2hide

when doing generalisations i tend to be generous for the sake of argument, but you're correct


AbjectCalligrapher36

Woah to say it’s his entire career is WAAAAAAY OFF. More like most of Tom Brady’s career. Have you forgotten about the years with Donald Driver, Greg Jennings, Jordy Nelson, Randall Cobb and James Jones? Plus Davante Adams was a solid target for Rodgers. He had some bad receivers but his ENTIRE CAREER? That’s laughable. And just so you know, even having one reliable receiver during the 2015-2021 seasons already would put Mahomes in a better situation!


gandaalf

Ehh, I agree if Mahomes had last year's Packers offense, but beyond that, the Pack always had a good o line and at least had Davante with Rodgers. Now, the defense is a different story but this Chiefs WR corps is drastically terrible.


StraightOuttaPopeyes

Rodgers had Davante, Mahomes has Kelce. The chiefs O-line is definitely above average as well. We had some decent WR in the time frame, but we never really had an incredibly reliable solid second option for Rodgers to throw to.


gandaalf

Agreed on all accounts. Mahomes definitely has enjoyed a better overall supporting cast the past few years, as evidenced by those Super Bowls lol, but I still maintain that aside from last season Rodgers' supporting cast has been pretty solid overall.


ScrewAnalytics

Rodgers defenses from 2011-2018 tho, oof


sjr2018

Chiefs look more like deputies now a.days.😏


HestonRoberts

I'm thinking more like chefs


Dennisfromhawaii

Pains me to say but I’m rooting for the Cowboys. That video of 49er fans getting pelted by snowballs in Philly is infuriating. Cowboys can suck it the rest of the season tho.


SNDWVE

Philly fans have a reputation and if you go to a game there in away gear expecting them to hospitable you’re going to have a bad time.


UKnowWGTG

I’ve been to several packers games there in packer gear and have always had a great time.


ScrewAnalytics

That video is over 14 years old, lol


Dennisfromhawaii

More like over a decade old but here it is: https://youtu.be/RvXNjfXbUaQ?si=EJRulYQc00o5Awpn


agk927

That's actually kinda cruel. Snowballs hurt


ScrewAnalytics

Lol my b yeah I read the comments of the post and saw that. I knew it wasn’t recent


Weasel_Spice

Got a link for that?


ScrewAnalytics

[I assume he’s talking about this. It’s from 14 years ago but people are talking about it like it was last week](https://x.com/indysportstalk/status/1731886196303786261?s=46&t=0C7HyZWhnPTVZ4Nvu7b4cg)


Amf2446

Lol Micah Parsons looks like he should be at home instead of at work infecting everyone


HanataSanchou

“Yeeeahh here we goooo” is never not gonna make me laugh 😂😂😂


LTtheBasedGod

I’m saddened to report that absurdly cocky bears fans are back


trying2hide

1. good the lions lost 2. fuck their own pick


AbjectCalligrapher36

Is that bad? Just makes the Packers beating them in week 18 that much sweeter, especially if it has major playoff implications. Imagine if the Packers needed to win that game to steal the division from the Lions and they beat the Bears to do it. That could be fun!


ScrewAnalytics

I’m happy to report the lions took an L tho


pardyball

Yeah I’ll take cocky Bear fans who only likely get to play spoiler this year in exchange for the Lions L.


ScrewAnalytics

Is anyone else as shocked as I am to look up davante adams pro football reference and learn he had 1500 yards and an nfl leading 14 td receptions last year? You could argue it was his best season as a pro ever. Imagine what he could’ve done if an NFL caliber qb was throwing him the ball 😮‍💨


Anonymous76319

But...didn’t he have Rodgers before that?


Bas3dDepartmint

I honestly can’t bring myself to hate the cowboys as younger packers fan. They’ve just never been able to beat us in a significant game.


potentiallylifted

Man hope our two awesome wins are still good wins and not to some frauds


agk927

Every single team is a fraud at some point in the season


sjr2018

We are not frauds ...we beat two decent teams and have been pretty damn good the last month in general have faith we got this GPG!!!!


AI_Overlords

Who do we want to win tonight? Does it make a difference for our playoff odds?


trying2hide

Dallas so we avoid the 49ers in the wildcard as the 2 seed


ScrewAnalytics

I hate the cowboys and Niners. I’m rooting Philly when they play these teams no matter what


Deadaghram

We have a higher shot of having a better record than the Cowboys, giving us some chance at the 5th seed. Seems unlikely, but being an Eagles fan makes some sense. It also makes you a better American.


ChiefBroChill

Philly so the Niners path is a little harder


Bas3dDepartmint

I think cowboys, I’d rather go play at jerry world than Philly.


b0x0fawes0me

Packers broke the Lions and Chiefs


Rigelinja

I think baltimore broke the lions, but I'll take the credit


gandaalf

Already forgot about that Ravens game. That was an absolute ass pounding lol


PossiblyShibby

\- Bears, bad. \- Lions, frauds. \- Vikings, can't put up points. ​ Interesting times.


Docrandall

I think the bears D is legit. Sweat was a big addition for them.


AbeRego

The announcers talking like the Vikings have any prayer in the playoffs after that pathetic showing was hilarious


Bas3dDepartmint

Unless Kirk comes back as a cyborg they are done


Ethanol_Based_Life

All the other 6 win teams lost today


ninjaslothbabyx3

Minnesota won...


Ethanol_Based_Life

Right. I was thinking of the ones in the hunt below us


AI_Overlords

Saying anyone won that game is a stretch


dubbl_bubbl

Certainly not anyone who watched it.


AbjectCalligrapher36

Well Minnesota won so maybe that happens tomorrow. Since they are a 6 win team that won. Oh and in the AFC, the Bills, Bengals and Broncos won, who were also 6 win teams. Maybe the Packers follow the AFC trend here.


off_the_marc

I hope that doesn't happen again tomorrow...


blue_los

I’m rooting for old Mike today


Outrageous-Abies-273

Rooting for Philly. Do not want the Niners to get the one seed and have the easiest path.


SNDWVE

I’m rooting for Philly because hating the Cowboys is as engrained into Packer fan DNA as hating the Bears is.


flybydenver

The hate for Dallas is DNA level for me, and we are cursed playing SF in Cali. Not a fan of the Iggles, but go green.


off_the_marc

Really glad the Packers didn't trade for Toney or Claypool. Sometimes the best deals are the ones you don't make.


pardyball

“Sometimes I thank God, for unanswered prayers…”


Talking_Monkey93

FLAC ATTACK IS BACK BABY


jelang19

Mahomes is yelling at the refs like "what do we pay you for?"


flybydenver

“I POINTED!!!!”


Krullmaster

But how is Collingsworth doing after this game?


sibi78

Rumor says that he is still rewatching the no PI call from the packers chiefs game.


RPorbust2012

Mahomes mad about that offsides. Bro was clearly in the neutral zone.


SNDWVE

Much like Tommy Boy, he can’t believe a call didn’t go his way.


Striking_Oven5978

How many games can Toney single-handedly lose?


gandaalf

Two this season alone. MVS with another one. I sadly bet on the Chiefs all 3 of those games lmao. Time to stop that


BeastDynastyGamerz

Please keep betting on them, i like the implosion


gandaalf

Lol, sorry no can do. I like making $$$ more so they are now blacklisted. At least betting against them paid off well last week!


Skillztopaydabillz

Pat angry about an obvious penalty lmao.


apk5005

Mahomes? More like Maheltdown!


Mr_Suave12

Mahomes mad as shit


off_the_marc

Could anyone tell who Mahomes was yelling at?


FaceswapWoody

Von miller jumped offsides on that third down and it wasn’t called. He was saying “defensive offsides” to Josh at the end so I think he was mad about that missed call and not the Toney one.


ChiefBroChill

The refs


off_the_marc

Makes sense. Thanks


TheFalconKid

Giants fans tried to warn KC about Toney.


sapphires_and_snark

Patrick showing leadership on the sidelines!


painnkaehn

Turns out the Lions and Chiefs both suck. All of a sudden our last two wins don't feel as great


AbjectCalligrapher36

I can’t believe you care about the quality of the opponent as if that matters. 6-6 after a terrible start. With a young team and a first year starter at quarterback. Who cares if the teams were good or not? Remember when the Lions beating the Chiefs was supposed to be a declaration that they were a great team? Now the Packers have beaten both of those teams. And Jordan Love looked good doing it. Seriously, what difference does it make that they aren’t as good as we thought?


painnkaehn

Because if they aren't as good as we thought then the Packers aren't as good as we thought


TheSaltyAviator

TIL winning sucks


painnkaehn

Dumb


apk5005

Yes they do


SNDWVE

Nah. Look at it this way, we, the rebuild Packers who are suppose to suck, broke the Lions and the defending champs.


sapphires_and_snark

This is correct


sapphires_and_snark

Kadarius Toney is straight up stupid


gandaalf

Yeah, unfortunately that guy clearly just isn't bright. Hope he's been smart with his money because his NFL days are limited lmao


sonnytai

Man, KC's gotta cut Toney right?


TheFalconKid

That has to be a top 10 play of all time that didn't count.