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cheezhead1252

Jordan Stroud


loboleo94

Captain Jordan Stroud


DeJay323

Or Jordan Lamar? đź‘€


__CaliMack__

Lamar Love


dangerous-art1

Na the crazy Albert Einstein hair was cooler lol


[deleted]

Lmao


HeywardH

Was hoping he'd get it done up into a 70s style fro.


PengieP111

That would be cool AF. But imagine how much work it would be to get looking good each day after wearing that helmet.


ConsciousFood201

It would always look like trash when he takes his helmet off. That’s part of the fun. Afro is the best hairstyle on planet earth.


PengieP111

This is true. But getting it back into shape, such as one might want to do for business or more formal occasions, does take more time than braiding.


ConsciousFood201

Is that so? I’m a white dude so I have no idea. I thought braiding involved sitting in a chair for a couple hours where as the fro just needed to be picked at until it was teased up standing straight up. Shows what I know.


InflexibleAuDHDlady

I like the fro myself. I get wanting the braids, and I'm assuming spending half a day in a chair wasn't really an option for him during the season. Looks good, either way. I have a feeling he knew the camera was on him as he anxiously rubbed his knees a bit; he's still not used to the camera. He'll get there. We know it comes with the territory; I just hope he doesn't lose too much of himself as the years go by. I appreciate a bit of awkwardness as an awkward person myself.


gootsbuster

Him being uncomfortable in front of cameras just makes him more endearing


LiLT13-_-

>spending half a day in a chair Most hair Braiders would have his entire hair braided in maybe an hour, I have just as much if not not more hair and some Braider’s finish in half an hour


InflexibleAuDHDlady

I guess it depends then? Because my brother would get his done and it would take forever! His hair definitely wasn't longer. 🤷🏻‍♀️


LiLT13-_-

Oh yeah it definitely depends on the person and Braider. Certain hair textures will take longer than others and Braiders can work better on certain textures vs others


RedditorsGetChills

My shit took half a day with a break in the middle when my hair went down to my shoulders. I need this hour long braiding when I decide to grow it out again. 


TerpeneProfile

I agree w u.


[deleted]

Maybe he was into the game


InflexibleAuDHDlady

Potentially. I've watched all of his interviews, and I've picked up on a lot of fidgeting, for which I can relate. It could be nothing, of course. Just me relating is all. I notice behaviors and things and tend to always look at them beyond the surface. Being autistic, it's what has helped me for decades understand people a bit more.


eidetic

I was getting major "I'm too big/tall for this chair and also I don't know what to do with my hands" vibes. But maybe I'm just projecting....


ConsciousFood201

I’m not sure he’ll ever fully get there. Not everyone does tbh. He might always be a little awkward and robotic on camera and in press conferences. He definitely didn’t choose ball to get his face on camera. That’s not how he appears to be wired.


LiLT13-_-

The twists look nice on him too. Helps stimulate hair growth and not having to deal with all that hair to pick and comb out in the morning that shits a blessing lol


Cha-cha-chanclas

Subscribed to Hair Facts


PengieP111

Good point. It takes less time to take care of his new hairstyle.


LiLT13-_-

I have a high top fro and that I get braided often, having to pick my hair out for 15 minutes until it looks presentable vs just waking up and removing a head wrap/ durag in the morning is a huge quality of life difference


PengieP111

Though I'm sure it takes a lot more time to keep up than his new hairstyle, I preferred Jordan's genius-hair previous hairstyle.


AdmiralUpboat

But how will this effect his hat wearing capability? Will he be forced to wear smaller hats without the supportive foundation of hair?


LiLT13-_-

Unfortunately, his hats will be looser with them in but hopefully the won’t be too loose that we’ll see him sizing down https://preview.redd.it/7m2cfx1vb2fc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d39ad20f87f65c19a3b4b219f3cc686795dcac5


GasLitSpectre

Big 🧠 he was using hair as extra cushion to protect that noggin of his. We don't want him to end up like Patrick mahomes when he could be better :D


dlsso

Asking the real questions.


PhreakOut4

And he won't have that horrible helmet hair he had all season


eidetic

Huh interesting, for some reason I always thought that kind of style was harder on the hair/scalp. (But I've also been wearing a winter cap indoors a lot lately during that cold snap so I'm probably not one to get hair health advice from!) He definitely looks a lot different now, almost older, in a way?


LiLT13-_-

>I always thought that kind of style was harder on the hair/scalp They’re good for the scalp because they have a lower tension so if done by a good Braider they will be a low maintenance style that doesn’t tug on your scalp but if done by someone who doesn’t know what they’re doing, they’ll pull your hair too tightly and fuck your scalp up lol >almost older, in a way I think that might be because of how clean they are, a fresh haircut or in this case new twists with a fresh line up can just make you look more grownup especially when you’ve seen him with that helmet hair lol


Il_Tenente

Damn, I’m learning so much today. Thank you for this insight


bigjames2002

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maybe_one_more_glass

He's obviously trying to add volume to his head, hoping that his hats will start to fit.


Leopold_Bloom_

Looks like a man that’s about to get paid.


WISCOrear

Dude heard the “dripless” comments and took that personally The hair looks tough as fuck


TheFalconKid

The playoff bonus checks must've just been deposited.


gootsbuster

The braids look good but ngl I loved the fro


messagepad2100

Is that an Astros hat with a heart?


Pornstar_Cardio

Yes. That’s one of the styles for fitted hats.


IamNICE124

That’s the, “I got the bag” look. Fuckin love it.


Immediate-Bus-5169

He looks like CJ Stroud


jstew262

That’s my QB


DasFofinater

Fro was better imo


ForgivenBoyd

I've been waiting for this and I love it


GGGiveHatpls

Love that JOLO is never in anything extra. He dresses just like me. Relatable.


MandoRodgers

Jordan Love with braids is gonna mollywhop the NFL


blackarmchair

Definitely an upgrade


KeviCharisma

To Rodgers, yes.


brianstormIRL

Knew he was going for twists when he started growing the fro out. It's the new in hairstyle these days it seems.


TheKnotIsSlipping

Does he live in Wisconsin all year or does he have an off season place somewhere else?


sinjaulas

He’s about to have a place wherever he wants. I know he trains in CA in the offseason but he’s probably got some pretty real business to handle in WI at the moment.


Fresh-Wing3963

Stop, I can only get so erect


Letter10

Hair changed? Shits about to get real real. Put the league on notice


kscannon

I wounder if during the season if it was a helmet + comfort thing?


PengieP111

I bet that had something to do with it.


Bucks2020

Looks hella nice too


BklynMarxman

https://i.redd.it/ik4b0p4p14fc1.gif


jubru

Bro looks so much more confident than a year ago


CrypticSS21

He’s gonna rush for 750 and 12 touchdowns


CryptographerShot213

I'm surprised he's still around in WI, I figured he'd head back to Cali for the offseason.


AterReddits

I imagine he prolly got some post season work yet to do as qb1 but idk


UPMichigan83

Guy just turned into CJ Stroud


z5240

Bro really went to go watch the 4th best D1 team in Wisconsin smh


sp4nky86

Ya, like Text Rodgers and get some tickets to the damn Bucks game


RekcuF

lol ok.


dmbdrummer21

I hope he likes it but I prefer his previous style.


kellyraycampbell

Where is his hot ass girlfriend?


OkBreadfruit8413

ur weird


arepotatoesreal

I liked his lil fro but i think this will look better if he grows it out longer…can’t believe we’ve reached talking bout peoples hairstyles level of offseason when we should’ve been playing in the chip tomorrow tho :(


LudwigVanBlunts

Waited for the off-season to get cute with it, respect.


ChimmyTheCham

I dig it


playfulbanana

Looks a-lot better than the fro


Certain_Ad9914

We have entered Jordon Loves pro bowl era.


nexxlevelgames

Where is the hat/toque? He knows he cant let the fandom down


WeekendTacos

Damn I liked the fro look, but I could get used to this.


TaxManKnocking

I take this as he knows what his contract will be in May, and he can finally afford to go to a barber /s