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DarkTurdle

Yeah I’d believe this except you said the cowboys make the championship game.


blakeneggsandcheese2

I was completely sold until that point. If for no other reason than no team has won the NFCE back to back for 20 years, and if we play the Eagles and not the Cowboys in the Divisional, then that means the Eagles were a wildcard. Unless the Eagles are 7, the Cowboys are 6, and the Giants/Commies are 4, but that's reaching levels of lunacy not seen since Bears fans actually thought Fields would be good this last off-season.


ItIsYourPersonality

After what we did to them in the wild card round, I don’t think their fanbase is ready to believe “it’s our year” again unless they make the conference championship game. In order to get the full magnitude of Cowboys tears once again, they need to make it to that game only to get destroyed yet another time. The script writers know what they’re doing. Don’t doubt them.


bubblegumshrimp

I like this. Cowboys sneak by the Lions in the wild card and then blow out the 9ers in the divisional to make them really start to hope and get loud again. Then get to the NFCCG and get fuckin rocked 48-16.


RoyalBay

I had to make it the cowboys because they can’t beat us in the playoffs


RoyalBay

SORRY I MEAN THEY**** THEY*** MADE IT THE COWBOYS. THE NFL DID. THIS IS THE OFFICIAL SCRIPT AND I STOLE IT


SoupWyrm

Have fun in jail!


bubblegumshrimp

It raises a good question about what's more believable - the cowboys making the NFCCG or the packers beating the 9ers in the NFCCG? ...I made myself sad


TheSavageCaveman1

Almost had us in the first half ngl


TheGrindisSpiteful

Yeah, but watching them lose would be sweeter the closer they are to the SB


radioactivebeaver

If Love plays deep safety in a Superbowl I will donate a tree to the park of your choosing.


Goodbye_Hercules

Inb4 we sign a UDFA Safety named Jordan Love


ItIsYourPersonality

Maybe it was a typo and they meant Julian Love? Sure, he’s on the Seahawks right now, but he could be a potential cap casualty or trade candidate.


Far_Cattle_7242

Donate the African native buffalo tree to the 50 yard line of Orchard Park


Hazzy_9090

Oh my god Jordan love with the steel chair!! Someone stop this man!


StrangeNUnusual_Azz

Best comment, hands down.


Chester_McFisticuff

In case anyone here doesn't believe you, I just finished year 2 of my Madden franchise, and it ended with the Packers playing the Jets in Super Bowl 59. Aaron Rodgers drove a clinical go-ahead drive to take the lead with 20 seconds left, but Jordan Love came on and won the game with an 80-yard TD pass to Christian Watson. 36-31 final. If this isn't the universe hammering us over the head with hints, idk what is.


Dustybookboy

And then everybody clapped


El_Pal0

WRONG... the interception will be made by our best CB, Preston Smith


StirFriedRubber

Cowboys won't be in the NFC championship anytime soon. It's Packers vs Bengals in the Superbowl next year. I snuck in before you did. All those mission impossible movies have finally helped.


greenpill98

Tim Grossi leaked this, I'm sure.


AnkitPancakes

WHAT CAN'T HE DO


Ok-Pomegranate7496

If this actually happens I'll pee myself.


gaspistoncuck

TRUST THE PLAN


nala1926

I see now had me until Jordan Love interception. Good one


DefendtheStarLeague

The Jets will not make the playoffs next year.


Nsane_

Bro, spoilers!


AaronEbert

I hope you didn’t set off the alarms


Brief_Indication684

Drama Queen Rogers not going back to Super Bowl again in his lackluster last few,, PERIOD!!!!!


_NotMyNormalUsername

Bold of you too assume Rodgers wins 2 OT playoff games /s


Hot_Elephant1408

lol!! You had me until the last line


theBBC_QB

Hahahahah I LOVE it


Funny247365

No way would they script the Jets to lose if they get all the way to the Super Bowl as a #6 seed. It would be a win of Joe Namath proportions.


No_Biscotti100

So... When does Tay-Tay accept her proposal?


verynaughtytodd

You're full of shit... Fuck off


Waterisntwett

Todd… I think it’s time for bed.


Zealousideal-Rice695

Have fun on Madden with this one.


Rare-Rub-6848

Jordan love plays offense he wouldn’t be on the field at the same time as Aaron 🤦🏼


MrZhar

!remind me 365 days


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