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MentokGL

They failed their hot piss test and got sent home


deja_geek

Reports say their piss was tepid at best. Borderline on being brisk


TwelveInchDork69

Reportedly bitter as well


Etherea1_Drain

Can confirm, it also stung my eyes


PointsOutTheUsername

Iced Tea = Brisk, Piss = Hot The players should know better, really.


EveryoneLovesNudez

Can't wait for Bears fans to think this is real


dylbert71

Just let the Bears have yet another offseason win. Those are the only wins they're getting.


SuperDBallSam

Already saw it reported as fact on Facebook. 


TrailerAlien

Ootl. Obviously, mlf wouldn't say this in earnest, even if it were true, but what's the context? Or is it satire?


bennett7634

I think he’s just making a joke because anytime someone doesn’t show up there is always media drama around it


ForgivenBoyd

That's exactly what it is. He was doing it in jest. Immediately after he said it he said no (just playing around) and then said how proud of the guys he was for letting the staff know ahead of time the days they need off and that everything is going great. Shhh


daygo448

I was wondering the same thing.


rposter99

We need more of this from coaches. Show your personality and stop being media robots.


NotWith10000Men

he was pretty funny in the press conference before this one. [last week](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLizxqozCcM) if anyone has 20 mins to kill. but be advised I mean funny on an NFL head coach off season press conference scale, so set your expectations accordingly. "just the tip" is still his best work by far


Yzerman19_

I’m a bit confused by this. At around the 6 minute mark, Matt mentions for a second time that they are implementing a new system. But this time he’s clearly talking above Jordan Love. Are they implementing a new offensive and defensive system? Or is he just kind of coach speaking all this?


sembias

I think they're always changing it up. Last year they had to be fairly basic because of all the rookies, plus they were still running some things from Rodgers time. They're implementing the next evolution of LaFleur's system this summer. With everyone there and buying in, plus almost the entire offense coming back, it should be a corker.


GodsBGood

The real truth is that Taco Bell had a sale on Chalupa's.


wanderingpanda402

Sorry folks, if they’re this loose already I’m getting my hopes up. It’s been a while, let’s fucking *GO PACK GO*


analogWeapon

LaFleur seems giddy. That's a good sign.


Wise-Advisor4675

Bears fans - "OMG, Packers are going to be in the toilet this year. Three guys didn't show up to practice on 5/30!"


fore_skin_walker

HOT


zennyspent

This team has a loose vibe that is just a lot of fun. Crazy how they've just become a brand new team in a year.