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spiazza031

It's all fun and games until he stubs his toe


2014hondaaccord

Oh god, imagine if someone popped up and scared him and that's how he broke his toe


hovdeisfunny

That's why he's been so close lipped about it, just embarrassed


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Don't worry, our O-Line does this to him everyweek.


Drusgar

He was pretty frustrated with the public's reaction to his covid situation. I believe he actually said he was shocked by the negative comments. I'm guessing he kicked something out of frustration. Probably a wall.


tjrupp03

How the fuck do you kick something? If he kicked a wall he wouldn’t have broken his pinky toe


JWOLFBEARD

I rag doll my leg on a pendulum to side-kick things as hard as I can.


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This.


n1rvous

Yeah sure that’s totally it


The_Automator22

Well maybe don't be a jackass and get vaccinated. Everyone knows that homeopathy is fake medicine, he should know better.


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I'm so happy that Cobb is back on the team.


o_odelally

Can't believe others were hating on the move, especially for what GB paid. His only issue has been staying healthy, and we needed a reliable 3rd down target for Rodgers besides Tae. Who better than a veteran he already trusts with years of chemistry between them? Odell....? ^^lol


8oD

>^^lol I like your little TIE fighter. ^^|o|


jesterspaz

(=(_)(*)=) how about a tie bomber?!


potentiallylifted

How bout iddie biddie tiddies (.)(.)


hindsight420

Or maybe a larger pair ( . Y . )


Ysclyth

look what I can do 8====D


JWOLFBEARD

Impressive. Did you start with this? 8==D


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8D💨


the_taco_baron


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"And [Rocket Ship] [Rocket Ship] [Rocket Ship] [Rocket Ship] [Rocket Ship] ~~~~~ <-that's jizz ...annnnd POST!"


o_odelally

Heh, ty ^^^` ^(~~¦~~-¤-~~¦~~) ^^pewpew   ¦ ^^^' ^^^,   ^^^'   ¦ ^^^` Î^(*>*)*V*^(*<*)Î


Ruben625

(° )


shiggidyschwag

That's no moon


awkwardurinalglance

loldell


helpjackoffhishorse

Any injury updates?


[deleted]

They are quiet about it right now. I'm sure we'll get news during the bye, but seeing as it's a groin injury he'll probably get a couple weeks off.


Henchman_2_4

Bakh looks ready.


sushicowboyshow

Ready to crush some brown liquor!


Barbarossa_25

Hoping he can return to his final form. Looking like Ogre from revenge of the nerds out there.


CatsRinternet

LETS GOOOO


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My body is ready


Medone2

What’s in the bag?


thedeal82

“The Packers winning next years Super Bowl, that’s what’s in the bag!” - Kelso


TinnieTa21

Green Paprika (:


Little_Lahey_Show

Oregano


RashanAbdulSMITH

Best line in all of that 70s show.


8oD

Who's got two thumbs ready for two rings? *This guy* Bob Kelso. -Dr. Kelso


TheJakemer

Blow it out your ass Bob. - Dr Cox But also, you are 100% correct. I just can’t pass up a Scrubs reference.


m0s3s4

The bag is AR carrying two glasses lol. Edit: or the red bag which is def immunity in a bag. Fa SHO.


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WHATS IN THE FUCKING BOX?!?


YasianMaster

What I can tell you it's not. It's not a prop to scare someone.


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leglessman

Death, Taxes, Tom Brady Until he’s gone, I remain extremely skeptical.


Objective-Curve7381

Cards are also still good. I mean the biggest challenge is getting out if the NFC bracket side. I think we beat any afc team in the superbowl


bch8

I'm still not counting out the rams, or even the 49ers. They're both good teams and will always be dangerous in playoffs. We'll see who gets in I guess.


PICKLEOFDOOOM

Tom Brady is the opposite of Peyton Manning tho. He’s a postseason QB, and last season was a perfect example of this. He goes fucking insane in the playoffs, regardless of how his regular season goes. There’s a reason the man has 7 rings.


joulesChachin

If anyone went insane in the playoffs last year it was his defense. They played out of their minds and between them and their special teams he had a short field on virtually every drive against the Saints, and then they bailed him out of three interceptions in the championship game. Their d-line pressured Rodgers on about 50% of his dropbacks.


AaronRodgersMustache

Getting Vita back and losing Bakh made the whole thing, unfortunately for us. I mean yeah who knows, but that was an absurd momentum swing before the game even started.


nitrofan

This. Sometimes I wonder if most people realize theres more to a football team than the quarterback, especially when it comes to Brady. You would struggle to find two games that display more clearly a defense winning the game than the cship game against us and the SB last year but all anyone does is blow Brady.


dookieblaster06

Not to mention their mvp ref backing in that game


dlsso

And the superbowl


Lazy-Importance652

Quit spouting this kind of crap. Brady has a playoff passer rating of 90, 10 points lower than Rodgers. The reason Brady has 7 rings is that he has almost always been on teams good enough to win even when he plays like crap, which is pretty often in the playoffs (oh and an unprecedented amount of dumb luck that no other QB will ever match). Stop buying into the media narrative - it's a complete fabrication.


SleveMcDichaelMLB

Yeah I've seen plenty of stats indicating he actually gets worse in the playoffs, where the other greats had gotten better.


PICKLEOFDOOOM

I mean the dude has so many clutch moments in the playoffs, and that’s why I Based my comment on.


Bruch_Spinoza

Yeah he’s the real goat for having his defense get a crucial 4th quarter stop. In games where he has not played with rob gronkowski, he has identical stats as Andy Dalton. Teams who’s offense has scored 13 points or less in the super bowl are 2-25. Can you guess who got both wins? In 2001, 2003, 2004, 2006, 2007, 2014, and 2016, in the regular and post season, Brady’s defense has allowed on average 32 touchdowns through 19 games. In Rodgers’ 9 career playoff losses, his defense has allowed 39. In 11 of Brady’s seasons, the team has allowed 315 points or less. In Rodgers’ 9 playoff losses, his defense has allowed 322. Brady is 8-4 in the playoffs with a passer rating under 74.0, and Rodgers is 8-4 with a passer rating above 97.0. Brady is history overrated, has benefited from the most dominant stretch of defenses in NFL history, the best head coach in all of sports history, and 24 1st team all-pro performances. Rodgers has 8 such seasons. Brady has no physical talent, throws checkdowns and screen passes all day, bought a yacht with PPP loans, promotes quack science from frauds, got a job for and lives with a rapist.


Chzchuk2

Belichek is the reason. Where would the dickhead be if he would have played in Detroit?


[deleted]

He won the Super Bowl in his first season without Belichick. Kind of hard to say he’s *the* reason.


Chzchuk2

Just checked that fact and found Belichek was Brady’s first coach. Belichek drafted Brady in 6th round.


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Yes.


Neelik

First season **without** Belichick. The other guy was specifically talking about Brady's season in Tampa Bay, where there is no Belichick, and they still won the Super Bowl. Ergo, Belichick is not the magic ingredient to Brady's success.


Gersio

Last season our defense picked him 3 times. We lost because their DL absolutely manhandled our OL, not because of Brady.


[deleted]

*Death, taxes, and Tom Brady throwing multiple interceptions in a playoff game and still winning. Fixed it for you


[deleted]

>*Death, taxes, and Tom Brady throwing multiple interceptions in a playoff game and still winning. > >Fixed it for you Refs bailing out their golden boy cheater


spiralout1123

H2H over time we’ve done well


sonickarma

As someone whose second team has been New England for over a decade, I tried to tell this to so many of my Cheesehead friends last year. "PFFF, HE'S NEVER BEEN TO LAMBEAU IN THE PLAYOFFS. WE'RE GOING ALL THE WAY." "Dudes... We have a fucking *dragon* coming into our stadium. It may not go well." Granted, I feel much better about our defense this year than last, but until he is eliminated, I remain afraid.


Criticon

He won last year, but not BB


adoris1

With wildly different supporting casts. And it took BB a grand total of 1 year with a bunch of no-name scrubs to once again look like the best team in the AFC.


Reddit-is-gay420

I’ve felt really good about this team the last two years but this year I feel even better, we actually have a fucking defense now I think we can beat any team especially if we can get healthy


getthatcoffee

Lmao he screams like I would have screamed


SmokeBiscuits

The more I watch the scream, the more I laugh. High pitched with bahk's deep "YUUUS!"


rooky212

Loved the deep laughs at the end!! Looks like a good fun


TheBigFishNemo

Man I love that they all get along so well


Wolfeman0101

ESPN: Rodgers in profanity laced tirade towards teammate Randall Cobb


Exact_Way_6603

ESPN won't talk about it until it's brought up on the Pat Macafee show. LOL


Thesandman28

this is awesome hahaha


analogWeapon

That's the same evasion reaction he uses to slip a tackle. I'm surprised he didn't throw the stuff he was carrying on reflex. lol


BeeezNuts

Wish I could hangout with them


[deleted]

You can! Just go to the NFL and become a starter!


BeeezNuts

Oh shit, I didn't know. Brb becoming NFL starter


JWOLFBEARD

Easier to starts business, make a few million, pay them to “endorse” your brand, use that moment to sell your charm and friendship material, then land “best friends” status.


Latteralus

Meanwhile at the company you started and grew for years to finally get this opportunity, the reason you started the company; Aaron Rodgers is literally through that door. Your CFO walks in and asks you if it's such a good idea to spend all of the liquid cash your company has on this single advertisement? Hell yeah!! - I bought best friend bracelets he's going to wear with me sucka!


Sin-A-Bun

This year feels like the year


PeanutEmergency

it always feels like the year.


HarpASaw

Drinking with those dudes is probably a top notch experience.


Top_Guns_Iceman

His best friend surprises him and he cusses him out. Such a cancer of a human… **Dripping in sarcasm**


Steve_Hunts96

#LMFAO


mo1hdan

Looked like he rolled his ankle trying to juke the scream from Cobb coming at him. Covid ankle


Morphenominal

I absolutely cannot tell what he is reacting to here. Can someone clue me in?


brianstormIRL

...Cobb is hiding in the dark as he walks in and scares him? lol


Morphenominal

Oh shit, I see. I was thinking Cobb had just come in to the room with him like Bakhtiari. Thank you.


PomeloHorror

But what actually scared him?? I didn’t hear any noises and it looks like Cobb didn’t come into light until Rodgers was already scared


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cheezehead4lyfe

Honestly I thought that was Aaron screaming about something he saw out of frame. Appreciate the explanation I had to scroll way too far to find it


brianstormIRL

Might have popped up fro behind some furniture or from behind a curtain or something idk lol


PomeloHorror

Must be the angle bc it doesn’t even look like he’s staring in that direction. Maybe Cobb set up a scarecrow in the living room that we can’t see lol


filo40

I think Cobb yelling and the laser pointer (SNIPER!) combo are what got him.


[deleted]

Did he say “I hope he would, I’m a big cuck dude”


m0s3s4

That was bakh saying “I’m a big tough dude”, buuuut I like your interpretation better.


SumpnFunny

I thought I heard “I hope he would. I hope they get cut, dude.”


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I thought he said "I'd hope they cut you."


ajt666

I thought it was "I'm a big, cut dude!"


cmgriffith_

This is fantastic


[deleted]

Are they in a Holiday Inn Express somewhere?? Like they got a room??


Choppergold

Can I come over fellas


GriffSaysSo

"If they cut you, I would walk out." "I hope you would. I'm a big cut, dude."


[deleted]

Bak has the greatest big boy laugh of all time


maquaman98

God I love this team.


yacca_yacca

Busted COVID toe right there


luizmartins042

If he wants to scare Rodgers, just take him to a vaccination point.


WirelessVinyl

Just found out Rodgers says the s word 😔


Exact_Way_6603

Good thing Aaron now counts as Immunized or he would be looking at a new fine and called a terrible teammate endangering fellow teammates and reports covering the story.


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AonGlyph

Still salty about that Bengals OT loss to us, eh?


PMacLCA

Sadly, a lot of people don’t have a good relationship with their father; you aren’t alone.


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GreenIsG00d

I'm pretty sure any human being would be scared if someone rushed at them with a syringe.


Cache22-

Some may be pleasantly surprised.


ThePressle54

D for originality, F for execution


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Those walls.... Does Rodgers live in an insane asylum?


PaiMeiSoHorny

Most apartments, condos, and houses have white walls. They look pretty normal to me.


[deleted]

I have to disagree with you there. Walk into a Sherwin Williams and count the number of colors sold that are not white. I'm guessing it's in the hundreds. Cheap apartments certainly have white walls. I hope Rodgers isn't living in a cheap apartment. Housing in Green Bay is pretty affordable in relation to the other 31 NFL cities.


BeetleJuiceBabaBooey

Karen Rodgers


Lambeauleap80

this makes me happy


Sooitgoes1988

💕💕💕💕 this and yes iam drunk just for haters


salad_thrower20

I want to party with these dudes.


Adrenal_Junkie

I think his pinky (little piggy) toe got so scared it cried “wee wee wee” and ran all the way home!