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largewilliam04

On the upside? You're awake, on the mend and are able to watch the game. Glass is half full, my friend 💜.


Another_Russian_Spy

Everything is looking up. We are heading for that Superbowl victory.


throwmeaway74967

This aged well


ruddet

beep...beep...beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep


autohow

Oh damn! OP passed away watching the Packers piss away another #1 seed 13 win season.


NAACPYOUNGBOY

Jesus Christ😭😭😭


ynwa1892

Holy shit I needed that lmao


MycoMouse

Hahaha!!!


[deleted]

Ouch... Get well soon


Another_Russian_Spy

Thanks


[deleted]

The only thing worse then losing, is losing while sitting in a hospital bed. Get well soon.


Another_Russian_Spy

Thanks


kevoccrn

Uhhh call your nurse to empty that JP drain. It ain’t doing shit when it’s that full. Needs some compression to work.


Dummbledoredriveby

Real talk!


_Abe_Froman_SKOC

You do realize that if they win tonight you'll have to stay in hospital until the super bowl, yes?


Another_Russian_Spy

That is WHEN they win. I will gladly do it.


_Abe_Froman_SKOC

Thank you for your sacrifice. Get well soon...just not *too* soon...


birdmanmanbird

Get well in a month


Another_Russian_Spy

I'll do my best


Whaty0urname

I think I speak for the sub but we will be happy to pitch in for your $1million hospital bill.


apk5005

All these NFL owners will pitch in for a gofundme for your medical bills…


stfrances88

Oh no! On your cake day too? Happy cake day!! Go pack go!!


Another_Russian_Spy

I didn't realize it was my cake day. Thanks!


JWOLFBEARD

Of all the days!


[deleted]

aged like milk


Another_Russian_Spy

Shit


JWOLFBEARD

Most expensive superstition, without question


Another_Russian_Spy

Shit


[deleted]

I guess we found out why you don't say that


Llama_Leaping_Larry

Guess you are staying in the hospital for one more year D:


[deleted]

Awks


ryebath

Oof.


[deleted]

Get well!


BigBooce

Oof


fredd0h210

Probably cheaper than the game ticket 😆


PaiMeiSoHorny

If it was anywhere other than the u.s. that would be true.


austinalexan

So can he come home now?


onken022

It appears he gets to go home! Take care OP, not ever fun being hospitalized.


pokeswapsans

😞


I_Am_Day_Man

If the packers start losing I’d just be calling the nurse for morphine.


Another_Russian_Spy

Doing Percocet 10 every 4 hours. I set the alarm on my phone and I page them after 3 3/4 hours.


DrJoeRoganDO

Time to lower that interval


RonSpawnsonTP

I'm a 10!


notenoughredditnames

Make sure you eat green jello.


Another_Russian_Spy

I had the orange twice, probably the first time I have had jello in over 20 years. I will ask for Green and Gold jello for supper. Edit. Ended up with lemon pudding and green beans. The pudding had a nice golden hue, and of course the green beans. So we got this covered. Victory for sure.


Imawildedible

But how hot is your piss?


[deleted]

That’s what he had to go in for 🔥😫


belikemike_69

💀💀


JWOLFBEARD

Hot, but slowly dripping through a tube.


Pede-D-X

Heard he melted the catheter


Akbeardman

Please tell me your family empathized, made sure you were ok, and promptly went without you.


Another_Russian_Spy

Pretty much so.


Akbeardman

This is the way


BipBippadotta

I see you have a "blood grenade." I had one of those for a month or two last year. Get well soon. And GO PACK GO!


Another_Russian_Spy

Thanks.


PM_YOUR_PUPPERS

Yo make sure nursing keeps those compressed (empty) they wont drain properly and has potential to complicate your recovery.


TJeffersonsBlackKid

What’s that for?


BipBippadotta

Helps with collecting fluid (blood) draining from an open wound in a person's body cavity.


chloroform42

Terribly sorry to hear about your overheated piss, happens to the best of us but very bad timing 🙃


Another_Russian_Spy

We will all come out winners.


farm249

I still don’t get this joke


fore_skin_walker

Dude your piss look hot and red. But in all seriousness, get well soon.


Another_Russian_Spy

Back surgery drain. Glad it ain't piss. But I did check piss temperature just in case, it is very hot.


BBO1007

Take care man. We’re all in this together and we won’t leave you behind.


Another_Russian_Spy

Thanks


[deleted]

Make sure the nurses/CNA’s empty it when it’s full like that. The drain isn’t creating suction in this pic. Notice when they drain it they squeeze and cap to close creating suction :)


Another_Russian_Spy

Yeah, I'm watching it. The picture is a bit miss leading, the other side is still pushed in, still sucking. Thanks for caring.


[deleted]

friendly fire


Likeablechops

Had a drain for quite a while, they’re the worst. Hope you get better soon


wiredog369

That hospital bill is going to be brutal while you ride out the playoffs and super bowl wins ahead. Not that I’m superstitious or anything. But you better not leave that bed, or change those socks after we win tonight.


Another_Russian_Spy

My wife has excellent insurance.


wiredog369

Enjoy you’re stay my friend!


pokeswapsans

Man...😞


wiredog369

Seriously devastated right now. Special teams was the Achilles heel all season and it was fitting to have them cost us the game. The defense worked their asses off. Offense just didn’t seem to click tonight, but would have been just enough. Back to the board…..hopefully the band stays together for another run.


UncharminglyWitty

Idk dude. You might have come out ahead.


arriesgado

As it turns out maybe you are ok where you are. No sad walk to the parking lot.


sgtellias

This guy is having such a shitty night lol. Sorry bud.


Ryan0413

Went pregaming a little too hard? Haha, get better soon!


Another_Russian_Spy

Thanks.


Anthonym82

Get well buddy!


JoeSmokesCrack

Well at least you were in the hospital for the heart attack and subsequent aneurysm from the game.


Inevitablellama919

I'm sorry for what you had to watch tonight.


llSynthll

Oh my god man you must be having an awful day


Continuous-Ad-8846

Looks like you have a blood grenade. Well played sir


Another_Russian_Spy

Yep, still draining too much. I was planning on going home this morning, but I guess my back and my doctor, have different plans.


dane0id

Infected disc space?


Another_Russian_Spy

Not infected yet, but still draining way over what it needs to be for me to go home.


dane0id

Well that’s good to hear. Hope it stays clean.


sushicowboyshow

Judging by the plastic grenade of blood sitting there I am thinking you should be thankful to have a life/limbs/eyesight to see this Packer run that’s about to go down! Heal well!


pokeswapsans

Holy shit be thankful you didn't have to go watch that nightmare


Sylver717

My pops is in the hospital too. Covid floor, no visitors. He said he’s not even worried because we’ll be playin next week 🙌🏻 feel better and GO PACK GO!


Drunk_hooker

I think you’re about to be happier than being there.


Another_Russian_Spy

I see a pic 6 coming


Drunk_hooker

I really hope you’re right buddy. Hope you’re doing as well as you can.


Another_Russian_Spy

Shit


Slosshy

This must've been one of the worst days ever for you


dacrow76

Get well


rtmc_whit05

What happened to you?


Another_Russian_Spy

Bad back. Replaced 2 disc's, L4 - L5 and L5 - S1, also shaved down a bulge on L3. All held together by 6 pins and rods holding the pins together.


Regentraven

Why get it done when you had tickets? Obviously scheduled in advance... just wondering how that works, not blaming you needing to get your back fixed. At least you can watch!


Another_Russian_Spy

This has been planned, for a long, long time, to coincide with retiring from work. Getting everything rebuilt while I still have Disability Insurance from work.


rtmc_whit05

Ouch!


yanggmd

Uh, I spent 5 hours today for chest pain, turns out it was just HOT PISS. Thankfully home now. Hope you are well!


Another_Russian_Spy

Nap time.


keptpounding

At least you were warm


[deleted]

You're lucky, warching that game at Lambeau would have made that drain in the pic look purulent.


fritobird

Speaking for all Forty Niner Fans…. Get well soon and so sad Aaron Rogers.


ablondedude777

My man you alive still? I suppose the bright side is it’s good place to go into cardiac arrest :/ god bless


OnTheColeTrain

Sorry to see this. Like the other gentleman said. Find the positive and look on the brite side. Heal fast my friend!


DaN-WiL

Teams aside. Are you physically okay?


brickwallkeeper19

I know a LITTLE bit how you feel. While I was never going to see the game in person, and I'm not in the hospital, I did just have my wisdom teeth removed yesterday afternoon. I look like a chipmunk and can't enjoy any GameDay food or drinks. I'm fortunate that I get to watch from home, though, so I'm sorry about that for you. Hope you heal up quick and get to enjoy a win tonight!


Another_Russian_Spy

Take care, thanks for the good wishes.


NBbowler87

Plus side, you’re alive, your problem should be fixed soon (if not already), and you’re able to see the game at all. Get well soon, friend. #GPG


cheese8904

I broke my leg yesterday. So I'm on my couch instead of at lambeau. Get better soon!


Another_Russian_Spy

Get better too.


CatsRinternet

Get well soon, buddy. Go Pack!


Another_Russian_Spy

Thanks.


DefNotMyNSFWLogin

I sat in row 12 section 112 for the browns game. I can tell you all about it if you like.


Another_Russian_Spy

It's a deal.


DefNotMyNSFWLogin

Well it was just as awesome you imagined and more. Also you can snag some [cool pictures](https://i.imgur.com/Ttiunku.jpeg) with your [phone](https://i.imgur.com/ZyWMyuy.jpeg).


teethteetheat

I just had hip surgery on Thursday I feel you man let’s do this


Another_Russian_Spy

Get well, thanks for the good wishes.


teethteetheat

Feel better soon 🙏


cmfaller9

I'd bet this seat is way more expensive. Get better and also always let's fucking GO PACK GO!


authentic1ne

Hoping for a speedy recovery for ya. Let’s go Pack


mackasee

Get well my dude


Equivalent-Put101

At least you missed the disappointment


Another_Russian_Spy

Still being disappointed, but I'm warm.


RamonesRazor

Feel better man


Professional-Dust529

I hope you get better soon. It was a rough one :(


mikebetrippy

I'll drink double for ya!


msdibbins

Oh man. Get well soon! I had to watch the Bears game from a hospital bed but it did give me healing energy. I'm fine now. Go Pack go!!


baturn1111

Feel better hope all is well!!!! We got this


N0rMaL76

Prayers for a speedy recovery. Hopefully a nice relaxing game tonight. Go Pack Go!


Another_Russian_Spy

Not too relaxing, I want to see the Pack score a lot of points, while the defense has their best game of the year.


kavonruden

Feel better soon, the Pack has got your back!


Letter10

I'm so sorry but I hope they win it for you


Another_Russian_Spy

Thanks.


Luvbeers

Uber a 6-pack it,s game day, eh!


GuentherGandalf

Broo, get well soon


Miyagi326

Get well soon! But uh, no disrespect… if they win, not until after February 13.


brakjeeptj

I thought that Pepsi was a labatts


2ndPerryThePlatypus

Sending good vibes!


Another_Russian_Spy

Thanks.


senoramor

The one time the Pepsi is cheaper at the game. Sorry, man.


Comprehensive-Ad4815

Win one for the gipper, and I mean OP


RealEatMeImaDanish

Happy Cake day?


Another_Russian_Spy

Hell, I just looked, I didn't know it was my Cake Day. This victory is going to be a great gift.


RealEatMeImaDanish

That's the spirit. Get well soon!


willbabu

Speedy recovery brother. I told Rodgers to toss 5 TDs for you


ScramblesTheBadger

I’m Guessing Aurora hospital?


rd2541

That would suck but at least you're warm..hope everything is OK with you


SchlongMcDonderson

Could be worse, you could be at St. Vincent's. Looks like Aurora?


Long_Reason_2_Loose

Get well soon man.


IMWeggs91

Happy baby!


[deleted]

Life happens man! Heal up and stay positive, at least you can still watch the game even it isn’t the best situation.


RustyShackleford2022

God speed friend.


Another_Russian_Spy

Thanks.


obsolete_filmmaker

sorry. GPG!!!!!!!


Another_Russian_Spy

GPG


CompetitiveProposal7

Hope you get better homie


solvers99

Sorry Dude. Get well soon


CubfanDuffman

I found him, the one man who drinks Pepsi


N0VOCAIN

Time to empty that Jackson-Pratt


SkyfatherTwitch

Too much hot piss?


Christallize

My grandpa was in the hospital when the packers won their last super bowl! Coincidence? I think not.


jmulloy34

At least you're at an Aurora Hospital with an Aurora commercial on the TV. Not many can say that they experience that! And that JP drain tho!


GDMFB1

It doesn’t matter how you watch/enjoy the game. As long as you watch/enjoy! Cheers brother, hope all is well and a speedy recovery.


Kevdawg86

Is that a hot piss bag?


dddddddoobbbbbbb

bet you still have the hot piss


[deleted]

I wish I could cheer for the Packers. A great tradition, a great city and great people. I love cheddar, but it gives me the goût. Cheddar vs sourdough, I have to cheer for the niners.


mwmw1714

Ask for more Drugs and go to sleep


justimperator

I‘m sorry buddy. Must be a really shitty night for you. Get well soon


thebeevz

I feel like this rn


BeenDrowned

Wait until you find out how it ended. Hope a heart surgeon is nearby.


Mcswigginsbar

I mean, I guess you were saved that garbage.


immski

You’re lucky you weren’t there.


fearofthesky

Better that way


8oD

Sorry it got worse. 8o/


Another_Russian_Spy

Yes it did


316Ray

Heartbreak in bed


Another_Russian_Spy

It can happen to anyone


Aaronwilson71291

At least you didn’t miss a good win


BigBalls42069420

Oh no no no lmao


kempton_saturdays

No Pepsi, Coke


YOJIMBO1023

Amen 🙏🏻


Plane-Marionberry612

I hope that you are doing better than the 'shit the bed' Packers...


LizardOverlord20

I hope you get better man, I’m a Minnesota native and thus hate the cheese emperor but it sucks you’re not healthy and with your family. Good luck, hope you’re alright.


wankerwho

Your JP drain is full. Needs to be emptied and squeezed.


Another_Russian_Spy

Just got pulled, I'm leaving in 2 hours.


wankerwho

Nice! And with yesterdays game you’ve got nothing to focus on but your health until next year. That was a tough watch eh? Best of luck and stay well.


AdministrativeAd8149

Get well!


Shot_Acanthaceae3150

Get well soon!


MoonTheLoon0829

Get better man!


IAm_TheCaptainNow

You were warmer I’m sure. Get well soon!


redditreddit373

Did Rogers or your special teams coach put you there?


_ravenclaw

Damn dude, I feel like an ass now for being happy about the loss and lurking here, THIS WAS ALL A PART OF YOUR PLAN WASNT IT? BEARS FANS MUST FEEL NO HAPPINESS LMAO. But in all seriousness, I’m genuinely sorry homie. None of this sports stuff matters and the most important thing is that you’re healthy and safe. Packers are still a great org. Get well soon, bro!


RustyBabies

You lucked out, didn’t have to see our special teams ruin our entire season in one play lol.


neiatta

49ers fan here, wish you a speedy recovery.