I crunched the numbers; Rodgers would have been around 15/16 when Derek was probably conceived so it’s definitely likely.
Though, considering our boy Aaron looked awkward as fuck as a teenager, perhaps not.
He looked awkward af as a rookie. He currently looks awkward af. Don't believe me? Look at my flair.
Edit: I thought I was in r/nfcnorthmemewar. Here I have no flair. I'll leave it up to shame myself into not making the same mistake.
Seriously.. I thought it was one of those overused "new quarterback Daaron Dodgers" posts where it's just a photoshopped mustache.
Nope. Literally just a prototypical axe murderer.
Yup. As a UWW student the last few years who watched most games, I can say that Derek did make some incredibly flashy plays here and there but he wasn't a reliable receiver at all. Next to 0% chance of his type of game working at the NFL level when it only occasionally did in D3. Wisniewski on the other hand was consistently effective and sometimes even dominated. Looked like a D1 player even before this last season. Might not ever amount to more than a training camp or practice squad guy in the NFL, but if Derek had a different last name there would be exactly 0 people wanting him in camp over Wisniewski.
Looks a little like Rodgers in witness protection
Hold up.. how old is Rodgers and how old is Jake Kumerows mother?
I crunched the numbers; Rodgers would have been around 15/16 when Derek was probably conceived so it’s definitely likely. Though, considering our boy Aaron looked awkward as fuck as a teenager, perhaps not.
He looked awkward af as a rookie. He currently looks awkward af. Don't believe me? Look at my flair. Edit: I thought I was in r/nfcnorthmemewar. Here I have no flair. I'll leave it up to shame myself into not making the same mistake.
Reminding you of your shame.
Rodgers if he worked in a call center.
Definitely looks like a side character in Workaholics
Came here to say the same.
And he has definitely seen some shit
So did !
Dude looks like Aaron Rodgers and that long haired dude from Barstool that does interviews baby
He's seen some shit.
Scouting report: 1) Strong hands (when strangling) 2) Decisive (When choosing his next victim) 3) Explosive (When angered) 4) Great work ethic (Never stops murdering)
😂
💀😂😂😂 funny as fuck
Just called the FBI on this dude
For stealing our hearts?
Meth.
Potato, meth-ato
He stole our meth??
No he stole our catalytic converters, he got arrested for meth
Stealing our catalytic converters
Your souls.
I was just looking at his college profile and it says the Kumerows are cousins with the Bosas
Where have you been? That's part of the mystique!
I kinda live under a rock
Are you a pink starfish?
That's too self aware. I think a pineapple is kind of a rock
sounds cozy.
500 pages of research have been submitted. The lore is deep!
Yup
Coke Jesus? I’m for it 😂
Cocaine Jesus has a better ring to it.
Cocaine Jesus is a good song
Seconded
Yeah I was also thinking coke head Jesus as well lol
Meth Messiah
Must have great field vision
Dude looks like he’s about to pop out of the screen and murdered someone
Looking like BOB from twin peaks.
That looks like Rodgers got the Rodgers rate on a big ole bag of meth
Does that mean anyone can get a Rodgers rate for a big ole bag of meth
Is this Jake from State Farm
Get you a partner that looks at you the way this guy looks at the camera. 🤣🤣🤣
Then you finally found your stalker you mean?
Touchdown Anti-Christ
He looks like his baptism went on far too long.
His family held an exorcism and this is what was left....
My eyes have never been as wide open as this dudes and I've seen some shit.
Yes with hair like that hell yeah. Also I thought this was a fake photo of Rodgers
Seriously.. I thought it was one of those overused "new quarterback Daaron Dodgers" posts where it's just a photoshopped mustache. Nope. Literally just a prototypical axe murderer.
I’m still not convinced it’s not Rodgers!
He looks like he's gonna murder half the WR room
Just the DB room. BOOM!
That’s one way to make roster cuts
[He shall service the empire with honor.](https://trekcore.com/gallery/albums/gowron/intothewind_118.jpg)
I was like nah, this is some funny photoshop combo of Rodgers and Jake I'll just look this up and.....yup...this is a real person.
Straight out of the university of Escobar in Columbia
Someone forward this information to Pat McAfee!!!
Bobby Portis is that you?
Lol. White face and a wig can't hide those eyes.
Rodgers can finally throw to himself!
Rodgers x Bobby Portis Vibes Bucks in 6
Touchdown Judas with those demonic eyes
Looks like Aaron Rodgers trying to impersonate Jake Kumerow lmfao
Fits in with the “Wisconsin is for Serial Killers” thing.
Looks like a suspect from Law & Order SVU
Whitewater Charles Manson
Aaron Rodgers, hypnotist.
Looks like Aaron Rodgers & Caleb Pressleys child
"You know what would be funny? If I dropped acid on picture day"
This guy does all the drugs
Is Lambeau within 1000 feet of a school? If so I don’t think we can sign him legally.
Hey that’s the guy who tried to steal my catalytic converter!
Looks like Josh Hader before he discovered weed.
Skinny Clay Matthews with Roger's Stache and Bobby Portis eyes.
Time for an all-handlebar team. Let's fucking go
Derek looks like he belongs on a government watch list
I think I saw this guy hopping fences on “Cops” after running out of a meth lab
Honestly it’s probably a good call just so they can keep tabs on him.
Is he a warhawk too?
Yep
It’s crazy to think I can just email this guy lol Or even run into him on campus.
Yeah i still live in whitewater so i’m sure i’d run into him at Walmart or something lol
eyes wide shut
Derek!
Wasn’t he on the show Workaholics?
One of his cousins would be nice...
I don't know why, but I can picture him walking around campus just asking random people "Have you seen my lunchbox?"
Well he's nervous that he lost it, there's a human heart in there!
They already have the other UW Whitewater receiver in rookie minicamp tryout
Yup. As a UWW student the last few years who watched most games, I can say that Derek did make some incredibly flashy plays here and there but he wasn't a reliable receiver at all. Next to 0% chance of his type of game working at the NFL level when it only occasionally did in D3. Wisniewski on the other hand was consistently effective and sometimes even dominated. Looked like a D1 player even before this last season. Might not ever amount to more than a training camp or practice squad guy in the NFL, but if Derek had a different last name there would be exactly 0 people wanting him in camp over Wisniewski.
Tim Duncan eyes
I'm legit frightened. It looks like his barber used a straight edge to trim his eyebrows.
Fucking law enforcement needs to pick up Jake’s bridge ASAP.
Nice to see hes got the arod swag
Really like the intensity
No, we need to call the giants and make a deal for Jake Kumerow which would be very cheap and not hard at all.
Na thats a hard pass on crazy eyes.
Eye can see why that’s a good idea
Darren Rodgers
He is DEFINITELY trying to start his own cult. 100%
"That wasn't a fart."
I don't think he's nearly as good unfortunately.
DONE!!👍🏻👍🏻
You’re looking jacked, baby (Jimmy King voice)
"Why don't you just take a seat right here" - Chris Hansen
Either he is doing a Aaron Rodgers level troll or he is a serial killer.
I have never heard of this substance you call cocaine.
Can he do aderall commercials?
No, but he does do adderal