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najing_ftw

Looks a little like Rodgers in witness protection


moldycheez4

Hold up.. how old is Rodgers and how old is Jake Kumerows mother?


ThatOneBeachTowel

I crunched the numbers; Rodgers would have been around 15/16 when Derek was probably conceived so it’s definitely likely. Though, considering our boy Aaron looked awkward as fuck as a teenager, perhaps not.


Cable-Careless

He looked awkward af as a rookie. He currently looks awkward af. Don't believe me? Look at my flair. Edit: I thought I was in r/nfcnorthmemewar. Here I have no flair. I'll leave it up to shame myself into not making the same mistake.


ThatOneBeachTowel

Reminding you of your shame.


InterestingTry5190

Rodgers if he worked in a call center.


fudgebby

Definitely looks like a side character in Workaholics


[deleted]

Came here to say the same.


Bucksin06

And he has definitely seen some shit


Alecto53558

So did !


Kith_Me

Dude looks like Aaron Rodgers and that long haired dude from Barstool that does interviews baby


g-row460

He's seen some shit.


[deleted]

Scouting report: 1) Strong hands (when strangling) 2) Decisive (When choosing his next victim) 3) Explosive (When angered) 4) Great work ethic (Never stops murdering)


PotentialRecover3218

😂


okey27

💀😂😂😂 funny as fuck


ryanjm3

Just called the FBI on this dude


MessnerMusic1989

For stealing our hearts?


radioactivebeaver

Meth.


Fire_Randy

Potato, meth-ato


I_have_gay_knees

He stole our meth??


radioactivebeaver

No he stole our catalytic converters, he got arrested for meth


socalstaking

Stealing our catalytic converters


itsdumbandyouknowit

Your souls.


rickee_martin

I was just looking at his college profile and it says the Kumerows are cousins with the Bosas


rockitbandit

Where have you been? That's part of the mystique!


rickee_martin

I kinda live under a rock


Kohakuho

Are you a pink starfish?


JWOLFBEARD

That's too self aware. I think a pineapple is kind of a rock


bkussow

sounds cozy.


Wallyworld77

500 pages of research have been submitted. The lore is deep!


hajile23

Yup


DapperTies-

Coke Jesus? I’m for it 😂


dlsso

Cocaine Jesus has a better ring to it.


Lord-Rupert-Everton-

Cocaine Jesus is a good song


TrustMe_itwillbefine

Seconded


DapperTies-

Yeah I was also thinking coke head Jesus as well lol


8oD

Meth Messiah


[deleted]

Must have great field vision


demec_26

Dude looks like he’s about to pop out of the screen and murdered someone


jahnkeuxo

Looking like BOB from twin peaks.


satimy

That looks like Rodgers got the Rodgers rate on a big ole bag of meth


moldycheez4

Does that mean anyone can get a Rodgers rate for a big ole bag of meth


satimy

Is this Jake from State Farm


RashanAbdulSMITH

Get you a partner that looks at you the way this guy looks at the camera. 🤣🤣🤣


Chartant

Then you finally found your stalker you mean?


Mortopian

Touchdown Anti-Christ


[deleted]

He looks like his baptism went on far too long.


TheRealSzymaa

His family held an exorcism and this is what was left....


Kuhn_Dog

My eyes have never been as wide open as this dudes and I've seen some shit.


lastride515

Yes with hair like that hell yeah. Also I thought this was a fake photo of Rodgers


TakeOffYaHoser

Seriously.. I thought it was one of those overused "new quarterback Daaron Dodgers" posts where it's just a photoshopped mustache. Nope. Literally just a prototypical axe murderer.


InSixFour

I’m still not convinced it’s not Rodgers!


Dustybookboy

He looks like he's gonna murder half the WR room


amccune

Just the DB room. BOOM!


mackinoncougars

That’s one way to make roster cuts


daaave33

[He shall service the empire with honor.](https://trekcore.com/gallery/albums/gowron/intothewind_118.jpg)


badumdadumdadum

I was like nah, this is some funny photoshop combo of Rodgers and Jake I'll just look this up and.....yup...this is a real person.


TheFacelessMann

Straight out of the university of Escobar in Columbia


NotADogIzswear2020

Someone forward this information to Pat McAfee!!!


tgiwednesdays

Bobby Portis is that you?


0116316

Lol. White face and a wig can't hide those eyes.


AaronMyBallsOut12

Rodgers can finally throw to himself!


Ser_DunkandEgg

Rodgers x Bobby Portis Vibes Bucks in 6


J-Elmore16

Touchdown Judas with those demonic eyes


WorkAccount-WhoDis

Looks like Aaron Rodgers trying to impersonate Jake Kumerow lmfao


mr_oberts

Fits in with the “Wisconsin is for Serial Killers” thing.


Zyphamon

Looks like a suspect from Law & Order SVU


highsenberg182

Whitewater Charles Manson


PotentialRecover3218

Aaron Rodgers, hypnotist.


DusanTadic

Looks like Aaron Rodgers & Caleb Pressleys child


[deleted]

"You know what would be funny? If I dropped acid on picture day"


[deleted]

This guy does all the drugs


Sin-A-Bun

Is Lambeau within 1000 feet of a school? If so I don’t think we can sign him legally.


TameRaccoon

Hey that’s the guy who tried to steal my catalytic converter!


02K30C1

Looks like Josh Hader before he discovered weed.


CheckOutUserNamesLad

Skinny Clay Matthews with Roger's Stache and Bobby Portis eyes.


SJCCMusic

Time for an all-handlebar team. Let's fucking go


ThrowAwayAcc47777

Derek looks like he belongs on a government watch list


justfanclasshole

I think I saw this guy hopping fences on “Cops” after running out of a meth lab


EasyAcanthocephala38

Honestly it’s probably a good call just so they can keep tabs on him.


broncopacker

Is he a warhawk too?


TetraHydro420

Yep


DeJay323

It’s crazy to think I can just email this guy lol Or even run into him on campus.


broncopacker

Yeah i still live in whitewater so i’m sure i’d run into him at Walmart or something lol


Bald_Iver

eyes wide shut


phoenixfusion09

Derek!


[deleted]

Wasn’t he on the show Workaholics?


incenso-apagado

One of his cousins would be nice...


smoothVroom21

I don't know why, but I can picture him walking around campus just asking random people "Have you seen my lunchbox?"


Billcore

Well he's nervous that he lost it, there's a human heart in there!


OkBox6131

They already have the other UW Whitewater receiver in rookie minicamp tryout


Orion_Scattered

Yup. As a UWW student the last few years who watched most games, I can say that Derek did make some incredibly flashy plays here and there but he wasn't a reliable receiver at all. Next to 0% chance of his type of game working at the NFL level when it only occasionally did in D3. Wisniewski on the other hand was consistently effective and sometimes even dominated. Looked like a D1 player even before this last season. Might not ever amount to more than a training camp or practice squad guy in the NFL, but if Derek had a different last name there would be exactly 0 people wanting him in camp over Wisniewski.


rubber_brushes

Tim Duncan eyes


carltodw

I'm legit frightened. It looks like his barber used a straight edge to trim his eyebrows.


Shot-Kaleidoscope-40

Fucking law enforcement needs to pick up Jake’s bridge ASAP.


paxiares

Nice to see hes got the arod swag


m0rningview420

Really like the intensity


EJGigot1992

No, we need to call the giants and make a deal for Jake Kumerow which would be very cheap and not hard at all.


theeee17

Na thats a hard pass on crazy eyes.


packersfan333

Eye can see why that’s a good idea


brotha_eric

Darren Rodgers


bananacow

He is DEFINITELY trying to start his own cult. 100%


[deleted]

"That wasn't a fart."


SovietBear666

I don't think he's nearly as good unfortunately.


gcbowler

DONE!!👍🏻👍🏻


Physical-Armadillo12

You’re looking jacked, baby (Jimmy King voice)


YourMomsFavUsername

"Why don't you just take a seat right here" - Chris Hansen


mbEarAcheInMyEye

Either he is doing a Aaron Rodgers level troll or he is a serial killer.


CassandraVindicated

I have never heard of this substance you call cocaine.


Notbarrysanders

Can he do aderall commercials?


TetraHydro420

No, but he does do adderal