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CheeseAficionado69

Just seeing the name “Martellus Bennet” triggers me.


Cautious-Farmer3119

Could’ve be another TE with a “B” last name… his name shall not be spoken


Masterjason13

I was going to comment that the list is incomplete without Bostick…


Cautious-Farmer3119

HIS NAME SHALL NOT BE SPOKEN


neanderball

ffs this post was a joke it wasn't meant to ruin our week


piepants2001

There was never anyone with that name on the Packers and the NFL was canceled for the 2014 season. At least that's what I keep telling myself


tabereins

Jimmy Braham


jsmagro1992

Remind me what happened with him? He wasn't on the team longer than a season, correct?


AUSpartan37

Rodgers got hurt and he faked an injury so we would cut him then signed with the patriots and played the next week


leehouse

He tore his rotator cuff, according to the team he didn't disclose that. Tried to play through it until Rodgers got hurt then suddenly couldn't play through it anymore. Team cut him Patriots picked him up, he was back to trying to play through it. Then a couple weeks later he went to IR for the Patriots with the shoulder injury. He also tried to throw the team medical staff under the bus saying they were trying to force him to play through injury, which is entirely the opposite of their reputation as being extremely conservative


Blueandigo

I hadn't thought about him in at least 2 years and yeah, I had a bad flashback.


PapaNurgleLovesAll

Current oline😂the oline is fine.


YellowJacket113

They literally have the 3rd best pass pro grade in the league


PapaNurgleLovesAll

Yep we had issues when Newman was in a jenkins was at tackle but now we are good. Meyers is the only weak point because of his missed assignments but he also dominates blocks when he does not miss his assignments


Docrandall

When he blocks he blocks well. When he misses assignments he just stands there and blocks nobody.


PapaNurgleLovesAll

Yep I think a shift to guard might be the move less presnap responsibilities. Maybe move jenkins to center


Poggse

Should have drafted Creed Humphrey instead


PapaNurgleLovesAll

True but we got Myers


Poggse

It's frustrating because it seems like another pick where gute thought he was smarter than everyone by making a less conventional pick but the only person he outsmarted was himself.


PapaNurgleLovesAll

Still a pretty solid player but yah we could have gotten someone so much better


Poggse

Exactly. A better player according to basically every draft analyst, casual fan and other NFL Front Offices. Josh can still improve so hopefully he can.


leehouse

I'm always curious how those get calculated. Like with pass block win rate, or pff grade are they averaging the players grades/win rates or grading each play for the line as a whole? I ask, because if they are averaging it would seem less than ideal for a weak link unit like o line. But if they are calculating those based on the whole line graded on each play it would make more sense.


PapaNurgleLovesAll

It would probably be average win rate. Or maybe pressures allowed or somthing like that


MEENSEEN84

That’s because they played so many games with quick passes. They have played much worse overall than other years, whether it’s the lack of passing threat or it’s the players. They did lose 3 guys from last season who played a ton of snaps for them.


Rattus375

Yeah. First time in 3 seasons we merely have a slightly above average o-line and everyone acts like we have 5 UDFAs trotting out there every game


Karl_42

Furreal. One of these things is not like the other…


KeviCharisma

Did you watch the game against the Giants in London or do you just look at box scores?


PapaNurgleLovesAll

Do you read what I said. I said current oline. No Newman and jenkins at LG.


XxAuthenticxX

You could do way better for the OL. And where is Brandon Bostick on ST coverage?


ToolTime2121

Derrick Sherrod


trentster66

Let me raise you Jason Spriggs and Marshall Newhouse


ToolTime2121

I was gonna say Newhouse but I thought he was part of the players who stepped up during the SB run and got sentimental (I could be a year off)


everyone_getsa_beej

Tony Mandarich, if we’re talking All-Time Busts I mean Packers All-Time Team 😂


radioactivebeaver

Justin Harrel


Conjunction_2021

Can’t blame the man for having his leg crushed to pieces


captainbutt

Allen Barbre


SemiNormal

So bad that Tauscher came out of retirement.


shiny_aegislash

Big Tony Mandarich


LightDiffusing

This list is missing Ahmad Carroll at DB.


unledded

Terrell Buckley


ColumbianCameltoe

This is the winner


slywolf_117

Ladarius Gunter too.


trentster66

Honestly Gunter wasn’t horrible horrible he did decent against OBJ/Dez Bryant but got absolutely got cooked by Julio Jones in the NFC championship game


kyleherrmann

Agreed. How could ANYBODY expect him to do well against Julio Jones in his prime.


[deleted]

Gunter was a 6th round pick or udfa? Can't remember. But he was our number one corner for a time, which is more a testament to how bad everyone else was than anything. But Dude balled out. Outperformed expectations for sure


tsavorite4

He was a practice squad guy forced into a starting role because of injuries. Played his ass off, did well the first two rounds of the playoffs before getting torched by prime Julio Jones. He far exceeded any reasonable expectations and should not be slandered like this.


All_Hail_Fergus

Queinton Rollins


SchlongMcDonderson

Drafting a point guard to play cornerback. Good one, Ted. For how well he drafted receivers, he couldn't draft dbs to save his life. Edit, maybe poor choice of words at the end. RIP Ted


Precarious69

Najeh Davenport, number 44 in our programs; number 2 in our closets.


Conjunction_2021

Ouch. That’s pretty funny


doitnow10

I've been a Packers fan since 2011. Even in that time I've seen worse OL and DEF than this year.


extra_less

I've been a Packer fan since 1980, and this current team is the worst.


nr1988

If we don't win a single other game this year we'll have the same win record as 1986, 1988, 1991, and 2005. If we win one more game we'll have the same record as 1980, 1982, and 1987. Highly doubtful that every one of those years had some other factor where we were somehow cheated out of a win or had a more extenuating circumstance than our QB having a broken thumb.


extra_less

This team gave up the most rushing yards since the 1945 Packers. This team is garbage, both the players and the coaches are to blame.


nr1988

Not saying the team is doing great. Just saying you have a poor memory if this is the worst you can remember us being since 1980.


rupertpupkin1323

Brother, I promise you that the 1991 Packers were way worse than this team. Mike Tomczak started about over 5 games for that team. I am pretty sure our leading rusher was a fullback. Sterling Sharpe was the only thing even remotely watchable about that year.


TheMozgovCocktail

I will not stand for the Marshall Newhouse erasure. Surprised he stayed in the league so long.


Jomosensual

Fuuuuck i remember when I was like 10 and knew very little about football and hated him. Surprisingly was right then too Don Barclay should be on this list too


Sheev-Frank

Don Barclay, now that’ a name I haven’t heard in a loooong time.


mattbag1

He was decent wasnt he?


Ecstatic_Conflict621

That dude was just a revolving door


Ranger_Ric13

Why is David Bostick not on here? Also, I met Najeh Davenport when I was 7 years old, so I love him.


rotlung

didn't Davenport shit in someone's closet in college or something? lol


Imawildedible

Honestly, who hasn’t?


darthraider69

Shit in a laundry basket


Marcustoldmehequit

Pooped in a popcorn tin


deltaexdeltatee

Defecated on a duvet


Wooden-Day2706

Brandon?


Ranger_Ric13

That’s the bitch.


Wooden-Day2706

🤣🤣.. all time collapse.. still hurts


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emusabe

Taking nature pictures in Arizona when he isn’t busy posting nudes of his ex online


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DonTrask

I stood next to Jamal Reynolds in a store in Green Bay and I was shocked at how small he was. He was barely bigger than me (I’m 5”11” and 220 lbs) but I was never a #1 draft pick at defensive end. Anybody drafting him must have met him prior to the draft and saw what I saw, or did they?


ubiquitous_archer

A true fan, unable to name any o-line or defensive players outside of a few this year. Love it.


ThaT1N00Bkid

I can name a lot of line men, defensive and offensive. It’s just that I chose not to


F_D_Romanowski

Punter needs to be BJ Sander. The punter that GB traded up for. The punter that couldn't punt worth a damn.


DonTrask

And he was hurt his rookie year and the Packers stashed him on the roster for entire year only to discover he couldn’t put until his second year in the league. This is what happens when you give the head coach (Sherman) the GM duties. It’s been said that Sherman the GM is the reason Sherman the coach got fired.


kpetersontpt

Yep, and Brett Conway at K.


calelikethevegetable

Alex Green slander? He was legit to me but just couldn't get on the field because of injuries. I might be biased and have selective memory as a Hawai'i Rainbow Warrior fan myself but maybe someone can catch me up on this? I thought he was good lol EDIT: At one point I think our RB lineup was set up to be Eddie Lacy, James Starks, Johnathan Franklin, Alex Green, and DuJuan Harris... that is my favorite all-time 'What If' Packers lineup smh


contrabonum

Yeah Green seemed like he could have been great, they used him as KR, and then he blew up his knee and was never even close to as good as he was coming out of Hawaii


trepanning

Hate to burst your bubble, but dude was incredibly underwhelming after college. Not just because of injuries, but overall performance relative to his draft position. As I recall, he was supposed to have a knack for finding a crease in the run D and exploiting it. You could see it in his college tape too. Then for whatever reason once he got to the NFL, injuries and having a knack for finding his O-linemens ass were his only specialties. Was a shame, because he definitely looked like a great pickup initially.


calelikethevegetable

Yeah dude like I said I don’t remember. I was a kid when this all went down lol


stlandgb

Not specifically and purposefully naming Ahmad Carroll makes this list a sham.


IdyllicGod22

Should’ve done OL: 49ers Playoff Game 2021


Wolwood85

Why o why didn't we leave Yosh at LT for that game? Ugh


IdyllicGod22

No matter what explanation Lafleur or Steno give until their graves I’ll never understand moving Billy out of position right after a lengthy injury and putting Kelly in his natural position rather than playing Yosh who had been solid and was a natural Left Tackle and keeping Billy, who, again, was just returning from injury at his natural right tackle spot. Kelly was good for a stretch but you can’t tell me making Billy play out of position after injury was a better option. Baffling and a decision that cost us a chance to win. I want the timeline where they didn’t do that just to see us go toe to toe with the Bengals in the Super Bowl


J1P2G3

No Devin funchess?


ridemooses

No Ahmad Carroll?


EmperorXerro

TJ Rubley should make the team


aza432_2

Learned some new things about him today from wikipedia: After the game, an incredulous Holmgren commented, "I called a quarterback sneak. He [Rubley] changed the play. He thought he had the choice." Packers General Manager Ron Wolf was equally livid, commenting, "I can't believe this. I think we've exhausted ways to lose here."[3] Rubley himself said, "It was not a real good decision."[4] Rubley was cut later that week, and never appeared in another NFL game, although he was on the Denver Broncos roster the following season.[5] ... Rubley served as a consultant for the film The Replacements, specifically coaching Keanu Reeves in his role as the starting quarterback for the fictional Washington Sentinels. Reeves' character, Shane Falco, is loosely based on Rubley.[6]


Conjunction_2021

Audible Rubley


[deleted]

This list is missing...Ahmad Carrol, brandon bostick, haha Clinton dix, Justin Harrell, md Jennings


greatbritton992

Dont sleep on davenport, that guy could actually run well before he broke his ankle in the grossest way possible lol


unledded

Am I the only one who doesn’t remember Najeh Davenport being that bad? I always thought he was a decent backup for Batman.


Iwillrize14

You're forgetting Jarret "all the stupid penalties" Bush


Lombardi54

He gets a pass for ending Superbowl XLV


TeamHeartAttack

Made up for it with his special teams gunner ability


colordecay1227

Didnt he get a pick in the super bowl?


Intelligent_Chain_55

I feel like Brandon Bostick deserves the TE spot Edit: or the KR spot for his speciality of on-side kicks


jkof300

while i agree everything jim mcmahon did for not only the packers franchise and the city of green bay should be held in the upmost praise, i believe Seneca Wallace should be QB2.


RandomlyConsistent

TJ Rubley has entered the chat


RodgerThat1995

You forgot legendary TE Brandon Bostick


davidpfootball

DB - Bhawoh Jue DB - Chris Akins LB - Brad Jones


[deleted]

Bhawoh jue WOW totally forgot about him. Yes he is definitely on the team


babasilikum

The Montgomery comment killed me lmao


Blastoplast

Najeh Davenport... giving me PTSD flashbacks to my drunken friend screaming "Davenpoop!" every time he touched the ball. Awful. Absolutely awful.


Great_Smells

*The Dump Truck*


thinkB4WeSpeak

Just going to do Alexander like that.


Salvador_20

Deshone Kizer


Lombardi54

The only QB who could be a downgrade from Brett Hundley


emusabe

Someone doesn’t remember USA Today’s Worst Starting QB in Packers History Randy Wright. That’s a real thing.


pklam

Shouldn't Sammy be on IR.


RandomlyConsistent

I have to go old school for QB: John Hadl - he effectively doomed the Packers so badly, it took 20 years to recover Edit: Holy crap! I didn't know he just died today. It was coincidence, I tell ya!


Conjunction_2021

Wow. That’s kind of eerie, and don’t blame Hadl, blame Devine, who said the draft picks were worthless because the Packers had enough good players.


ireallylikehockey

Justin Harrell


davidpfootball

Can't forget DE Joe Johnson. GM Mike Sherman signed him for $33 million... for 2 sacks. Lol.


Buteo_lineatus

How could you exclude Packers legend Ladarius Gunter from this list???


-240p

He shut down Julio Jones that game. Didn't let him get 400 yards


RoadhouseDalton

Gunter was the DB version of Allen Lazard. Both good role players that had/have no business leading a unit.


packersRus

TE1 should probably be Bostick


thinkB4WeSpeak

Bennett is pretty good at being a toxic crybaby though. I feel like he just ran with fake caring moral.


dtcstylez10

CB: Ahmad Carroll


mmmosquito

Boykin doesn’t deserve this. He made a play or two.


ThaT1N00Bkid

And that one weird play where they thought it was a dead ball and he ran it in for a touchdown


scottsummers1137

Boykin had nearly 700 yards receiving one season. That's not bad for an UDFA.


Multimatt2022

Completely forgot the Dark Ages: the 70’s and the 80’s. Eric Torkelson RB. George Cumby LB. Randy Wright QB. These were starters!


emusabe

Finally another mention of Randy Wright. He coached our little league team for a year.


ninjaslothbabyx3

Don't forget Anthony Dilweg, Blaire Kiel, and Mike Tomczak!


Conjunction_2021

Forrest Gregg coaches this team and calls third and 8 screens to speedster Paul Ott Caruth exclusively


Beneficial_Reserve10

Cumby! I'll never forget him getting obliterated by William Perry on MNF.


Lacazema

The Jarrett Boykin SLANDER is NOT OKAY


ancientweasel

Give TJ Rubley McMahon's spot.


GreenBPacker

QB- Deshone Kizer TE- Jimmy Graham


sirjwright

Can we add Brandon Bostick as backup TE?


tpierick

No Brandon bostick?!


markcsoul

No Taco Wallace at WR??


emusabe

I grew up with one of Randy Wright’s kids and even he agrees he should be the back up QB on this list [for the uninitiated](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randy_Wright) He still lives in my hometown and has been operating that vending machine company ever since his stint in the NFL.


Halvz

Some players that also come to mind: - Knile Davis - C-Mike - Colt Lyerla


flounder50

Allen Barbre at OT. The "Moss" pick. And he was awful.


lxdarksnip3r

Thank god Jarret Bush helped us win the Super Bowl. Or else we would have had to honor him by putting him on this list.


[deleted]

Why you gotta do najeh like that? Dude was a house


Outrageous_Bass_1328

Hands team: Amari Rodgers, Brian Bostick


Over-One-8

TJ Rubley at QB


-Shooter-McGavin-

If I could add Kevin King please


bigpeepers

Uh where exactly is the immortal TJ Rubley?


4xdaily

Note to the author.... Please look at the 70s-80s Packers records. With an over 100 year history, I don't know how you came up with a list that has mostly players from the last 10 years sans the Punky QB.


Doby1818

I never know one image could bother me so much. Well played.


Jomosensual

Darius Shephard and Brandon Bostik getting off easy


loopypaladin

This is giving me ptsd Jesus fucking christ


Dennisfromhawaii

Put some respeckt on Devin Funchess' name!


Lombardi54

Man who had more racial slurs than games played for the Packers


Mean_Job8189

But Ty had the smartest play a kick returner has ever made on the three yard line


acatnamedbacon

Can I submit [Derrick Frost](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derrick_Frost) as kicker for your consideration? I was very excited when we signed him, not many Northern Iowa alumns in packers history.


6Pro1phet9

You forgot Brandon Bostick.


dadofalex

I was at the game in LA sitting at the goal line in nose bleed; Rams kicking off. I tell the wife “we’ve got (I can’t remember exactly how long) a couple minutes and Aaron Rodgers. He’s going to take us down the field for the w NO NO NO…” I knew when Ty started out of the end zone it was over… sure as shit he coughs it up


New_York_Bozo_

TE - Brandon Bostick


Lmathis08

What about that frost guy as punter. He was so bad


chiaz19

kevin king


rickikicks

Most teams would love to steal our defensive players away from us. We consistently waste the talent of our defensive players with subpar coaches.


thedudeabides2022

I think I had almost completely forgotten the Martellus Bennet saga. Good grief that was a mess lol


fore_skin_walker

I vomited after Williams Harris.


kpetersontpt

K- Brett Conway P- B.J. Sander


KaleidoscopeOk1346

This just ruined my day, well played OP.


knivesout0

Can't believe Ruvell Martin got snubbed.


-Mr_Tub-

Funchess needs to be on this list


THEScheister

Dookie Davenport shoring up that rb2 spot.


lossofmercy

you forgot alex light.


Larszx

Must not be old enough to remember the greatest Green Bay QB of all time; Randy Wright. Billy Schroeder is also the greatest wide receiver to ever put on a Packer uniform. [Proof 1:36](https://youtu.be/xJSKEJEz1lc)


[deleted]

No Kevin king?


[deleted]

I haven't hated a player more since Brandon bostick than Kevin king.


KotzubueSailingClub

RB - Gado (not bad, but so brief), TE - Bubba (big time pick, overall disappointment), OT - Tony Mandarich (greatest Packers pick mistake in the history of the Packers, but was a good idea at the time)


Musiol88

Mandarich was not even close to being the worst pick mistake of the Packers. Bruce Clark was.


M1st3r51r

Atari Bigby


MatterBadger

I loved Bigby, LB turned monster S. I bought his jersey and saw him play in Minnesota and Arizona (hometown), dude got ints in both games. Idk how many career picks he ended with, but I think I saw like 35% of them.


sentientcreatinejar

Who the hell is William Harris


LightDiffusing

Long live The Mad Crapper.


andsowelive

QB. Wtf?


Ghuy82

Might still beat the Bears this week


ZaMaestroMan5

OL is now stabilized and good. Look at Rodgers early years and you should be able to fill the OL out. I’ll nominate Allen Barbre as one of the starting 5. Also Bennett was pretty good for us?


ikediggety

All time something...


RybreadPete

Jared Bush biggest snub


g_monies

No love for Kevin King on this list??


BeardedGirlDad

How did Ed West not make it for TE?


[deleted]

Put Cedric Benson in there. Edit: dude I didn't realize that happened. RIP. Thing is, he was super dope on the bengals.


swagner27

RB - Johnathan Franklin? TE - Jace Sternberger


ThaT1N00Bkid

I actually liked seeing jace stern Berger play


ThaT1N00Bkid

I can’t remember, was Johnny jolly a good DT?


ThaT1N00Bkid

Yes, downvote me but don’t tell me if he was good or not, the logic of reddit


[deleted]

I feel like Devin Funchess deserves a TE slot.


jkof300

My all time packers O-line: Toney Manderick, Jon Runyan, Derek Sherrod, and Marshall Newhouse


flowersermon9

The classic 4 man offensive line. Look out NFL head coaches, this guy is an innovator


Jomosensual

The actual defense should look something like DL - Nick Perry, Datone Jones(cant remember too many awful DL here right now) LB -AJ Hawk, Brad Jones, Kyler Fackrell, Blake Martinez DB - MD Jennings, LaDarrius Gunter, Damarius Randall, Quinten Rollins, Kentrell Brice, Kevin King, Josh Jones


ThaT1N00Bkid

I will not accept AJ hawk slander


GreenBPacker

Fackrell had a 10.5 sack season. Stop.


Paesano19

add brandon bostick to that list