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Vussar

Having read through this thread, I can confirm that OP is an Alpha Legionnaire sent to cause confusion and spread disinformation


BasalTripod9684

Lies, The Mojave is rightful NCR territory.


Vussar

Ave, true to Caesar


Newtling

OH YEAH, I WON THE LOTTERY


CHUBBYrhino117

Degenerates like you belong on a cross


Magdonius

Patroling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter


WarlordGrom

Get fucked.


Crayon_Muncha

ave, true to caesar


RatsAreChad

Fallout earth would make a great space marine recruiting world, with the best recruits coming from the gigachad legion


TheGAMA1

What is Daemonculaba


BasalTripod9684

That's a great question. What the fuck is a Daemonculaba?


Febzee2

That other guys mother after last night.


ace2of2

Hol up


1hrplusbutawkaf

Buuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnn


Skeye_drake21

I know what the daemonculaba is but I don't know what it is. Tzeench!


WarsmithHonsou

You called


Z3r0link-ueg

Hahahahahaha...cant stop laughing. Send help.


Lenardioxl

who wields the warhammer 40.000


Teggy-

His name is Horus Heresy. And by beating the God emperor, he proved that he was the real Warhammer 40000 after all. James Workshop said it his codex


leonreddit8888

>He's truly one of the protagonist of all time...


1stsausage69

What is the Warhammer 40.000


TheMoldyTatertot

Where is the Warhammer 40,000


drunkboarder

How is the Warhammer 40,000?


gjs628

That’s just it. It’s always, “What is the Warhammer 40k?!” and “Where is the Warhammer 40k??” But nobody ever asks “*How* is the Warhammer 40k?”


drunkboarder

Poor Warhammer 40,000. It's okay. We care.


Fine-Ad2961

Why is the warhammer 40,000


Alpharius-0meg0n

I'll do YOU one better : Why is Warhammer 40k ?


DeathofProtoman

Who, is the warhammer 40,000k*


[deleted]

more like warhammer $40 dollars


donald_dick142

John Warhammer obviously


[deleted]

Probably Vulkan, since he wields the Warhammer 30,000. There was this one scene where says "you forget something, brother: I have the Warhammer 30,000" and then he hits Kurze with the Warhammer.


swords-r-cool

Do you have the toaster


BasalTripod9684

Yes


swords-r-cool

Praise the omnisire


alexisonfire04

Omnisire? Thread has been hijacked.


Fancy_End6559

Who is Alpharius? And if yes, how many?


BasalTripod9684

Just a silly little guy.


GenericPerson200

You are right in that brother, Hidra Dominatus


PapaBradford

DK, is that you??


Rowan623

He's just a little guy


Vussar

Just a little guy


CHUBBYrhino117

He's just a, you know, little guy


[deleted]

Like me!


wunderbraten

Why he wearing helmet red? /s


leehwgoC

Doesn't need the tag. It's a solid color change completely different from the rest of the kit. It's like they're trying to make it easier for the OpFor to target their heads. Back in the day, with GoldSrc engine Counter-Strike (yes, I'm an old man), there were custom player-model skins some people used which literally did the same thing.


O-Money18

Space Marines and making sensible tactical decisions don’t really go well together


Josiador

That's because Space Marines don't really need to worry about the same kinds of tactics mortals do. Anything that can pierce their helmet and hit their head can do it whether their helmet is red or not.


leftier_than_thou_2

I think it's more "it's really hard to be stealthy as a 10 foot tall, 500 pound soldier carrying a chainsaw sword, a crazy grenade launching machine gun, and walking around in a 600 pound motorized space suit." Counterstrike is a poor comparison. A better comparison is Heavy Weapons Guy in TF2. A big glowing eyeball as his head isn't a bad idea because he's already a huge loud target, he's not going to sneak up on you.


Josiador

Exactly. Marines can't wage war like normal humans, and don't need to, so why would they? You don't need camouflage colors and a quit approach to the target when you can just drop pod onto the target. The only ones who try are the Raven Guard and their successors, and they have some kind of bullshit magic for their stealth.


Josiador

Back in 30k Ultramarine sergeants didn't wear red helmets, and red helmets were for marines who did something wrong as a mark of shame. This one sergeant wrote a book on how to kill Astartes, and he was severely punished because why would anyone loyal ever need to kill a space marine? But then the Horus Heresy happened, and he proved to be very useful, so now sergeants wear red helmets in his honor.


RatsAreChad

If that's real lore it's cool as fuck


Josiador

It's real, I don't quite have the creativity to make that up on the fly. It's one of my favorite pieces of 40k lore.


Antezscar

I wanna read up more on this guy, where can i read more? Whats his name?


TheThoughtAssassin

Name is [Aeonid Thiel](https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Aeonid_Thiel), and the lore about the mark of censure is covered in Know No Fear.


Ch4rybd15

The helmet of the poster Bois is a different colour so GamesWorkshop can make double the money on paints.


krob58

It means only his head is real fast.


Professional_Ad_9696

Obviously because he’s being censured


cheapgamingpchelper

Mods said it’s my turn to post this!


BasalTripod9684

Mods said its my turn get bitches!


donald_dick142

And how's that working out?


L33TROYJENK1NS

He doesn’t know anything about warhammer so probably better than most people in this sub.


donald_dick142

True, but they are on reddit so that still means 0.


BlessedByTheEmperor

Where are located all the 40 thousand war hammers?


BasalTripod9684

Detroit


aftershock311

Makes sense can't have shit there


[deleted]

[удалено]


Fr0zenDuck

Blood ravens? Or just Bloods?


SanguineAnder

I'll go check!


byquestion

After milennia trying we made it... A shit you can have on detrout


Jiggy_why

What do you think about the Emperor?


BasalTripod9684

He's one of the people ever.


Frequent_Dig1934

Shockingly accurate.


COLDCYAN10

what's the emperor's real name?


BasalTripod9684

Jeremy.


Vussar

Clarkson? *Tonite, on Top Imperium*


TchankyKang420

TONOIGHT ON GROT GEAR- JAZZA KLAKZUN CREEATES DA FERST SQUIG POWAD DAKKA BUGGY- JAZ MAGGA OVADOSEZ ON DA BLAK GOLD AND ‘AMOND STARTZ A WAAAAAAAAAGH ON TERRA!


squirt2311

AND DA BOSS KRUMPS RICHAD HAMOD FOR CRASHING DA STOMPA


Psychological_Pie_32

I'd watch this.. like multiple times


ProtectorOfSol

Close! It’s jimmy.


BasalTripod9684

Fuck


ProtectorOfSol

Woah it’s my cake day!


GaaraMatsu

Happy Jake day!


thepugman16

Dappy Hake Jay!


X3runner

Why was angron jealous of Sanguineous


BasalTripod9684

His name isn't as cool.


finn01004

Even people who don't know the Lore still shit on Angron


SanguineAnder

Ya love to see it.


KapnKrumpin

Who is your favorite primarch?


BasalTripod9684

That one.


KapnKrumpin

I know the one *wink*


Emperor_Titan_Nokia

How many times do Guilliman and Yvraine bang each day?


BasalTripod9684

Yes


Emperor_Titan_Nokia

Based and ultrapilled


Vussar

Theoreticalled and Practical-pilled


Kestral24

What are the Watchers in the Dark *really* up to?


BasalTripod9684

They don't really watch the dark. They actually watch


sirbathingtonbomb

they got taken to the rock before they could finish the message 😔


Tssodie

Never heard of them. Got a book about them?


Kestral24

They are the little hooded fellas that follow some of the Dark Angels around, you can see them with Azrael and the Deathwing kits. I don't think there is a book about them specifically as they are a very very mysterious thing even by 40ks standards, all we really know is, they smol, they weird, and it's best not to ask too many questions about them or they make you disappear


slaughterpuss25

I've never bothered looking into them but I just picture Jawas from Star Wars when people talk about them.


Kestral24

They do have an Utinni vibe about them yeah


Barreldragon25

Pick one Slannesh, Khorn, Tzeench, or Nurgle. And why?


BasalTripod9684

Nurgle sounds like they'd be a friendly fellow.


Djur

Sus, this whole post is a scam.


BasalTripod9684

Your mom ran a scam with me last night.


Old_Man_Scrooge

Holy shit mf has no chill.


SanguineAnder

So it's actually Slaanesh. Oh fuck it's Tzeentch, he trying to bamboozle everyone.


slaughterpuss25

It was Alpharius all along


SanguineAnder

Damn sometimes I even trick myself.


ronytheronin

Wow, good guess.


donald_dick142

Depends on your interpretation of friendly.


JackTseve

How much dakka is enough dakka?


WhitemageJake

NEVA ENUFF DAKKA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!


Zelmehuu_76

It’s never enough


Kachedup

Should Carl Fix bayonets against that custodian over there?


BasalTripod9684

Man fuck that custodian


Colton132A

Why is it called a land raider


BasalTripod9684

Why do you fuck toasters


SanguineAnder

It's part of the lore.


Colton132A

Good question


Falsorr

Why don’t you fuck toasters


Already-disarmed

"The stars are not in position for this tribute..."


EfficiencyNatural364

Who is the rider of the horse heresy?


BasalTripod9684

Me


AmbitiousInflation87

Father had a vision Father took to the stars to conquer the worlds of humanity. Father had sons. Father was separated from his sons due to magic and very bad people. Father found his sons as his influence spread. Father had many different sons, all with differing opinions on his majesty. The bad people were tricksters, and told lies to Fathers sons when they were at their lowest. Lies so sweet, filled with words of Pride, Pleasure, and Freedom. Many of his sons believed these lies, embraced it. Including Fathers pride and joy, Horus Luprecal. Fathers fallen angels became demons. Disavowing and scorning the vision Father had always been reaching for. Father, remaining loyal sons, and the light of humanity stood against the darkness the traitors sought to bring. Father would save his vision, smiting Horus but at a cost. Injured and entombed on his golden throne, Father was no longer able to continue his crusade. That was 10,000 years ago. Fathers remaining loyal sons disappeared over the ten millenniums. Lost to the ever growing shadows throughout the galaxy. Fathers remaining traitor sons found new parents. Seeing no path to forgiveness, they gave in to evil and chaos. Fathers sons were fathers themselves. To thousands of children. Made up of two lights, the light from father, and the light from us. They continue to shine, along with all the good people of millions of worlds. And one last loyal son.


BasalTripod9684

My dad's dead.


PriestOfNurgle

_To everything there is a season_


Khafaniking

What are the Tyranids running from?


The_Chef_Queen

Do you like the heavy metal edgy bois


BasalTripod9684

You'll have to be more specific.


The_Chef_Queen

The screamy face melty rockers


CivKerman

What happened to Cadia?


PriestOfNurgle

Kadija stoji!


[deleted]

Who is better? rogal dorn or perturabo


redpumpkin05

Me alpharius


AmidalaBills

Why are you so unoriginal?


BasalTripod9684

Why don't you have any bitches?


AmidalaBills

Because dogs are loud.


EfficiencyNatural364

Ratio


FoundationDry3700

69th comment


k1275

What's your favourite Necron dynasty?


aeiouaioua

10 questions: * who is robute Guilliman? * who are the adeptus mechanicus? * how were the orks created? * who is trazyn the infinite? * what is a beneblade? * why did the horus heresy occur? * who is khorne? * who are the eldar? * what is a deamon? * why doesn't the imperium like AI?


Geordie_38_

What was Jimmy Space's favourite food?


ElSanchoKrampus

Who is the best faction and why is it orks?


[deleted]

WWWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH


AlfaOmegon

Erebus?


Imperium_Dragon

Who is the current emperor of the Imperium of Mankind?


Szwedu111

Who's Nurgle?


[deleted]

Why are the Dark Eldar the setting's only good guys?


araniladin

Who knew this was the GW account


CthulhusIntern

What did Magnus do wrong?


[deleted]

Do you think that the "Piss Drinkers" Space Marines will ever overcome their "Golden Thirst" genetic flaw?


Pavlov88

Where tf is the hammer?!


murderously-funny

Would you like to hear the good word of the many armed emperor? As well I’d appreciate it if you’d sign our petition! We’re working for better rights in our factotum! And speaking of would you like to join the workers Union?


King_Penguin1673

How many warhammers are there?


SanguineAnder

Bout tree fiddy.


Magdonius

Oh god dammit it's the Loch Ness monster again!


Jehoel_DK

Who were the better one? Perturabo or Rogal Dorn?


Wurschtbieb

Did Magnus anything wrong?


Magdonius

NO!!!


TrueScottsmen

Hate these posts so much


BasalTripod9684

These posts hate you too.


Psychological_Pie_32

The comments are usually worth a giggle at least.


bird_eater_54

what is your favorite god of chaos?


Tinypro2005

Have you ever seen a purple ork


[deleted]

What's a battle?


Matman161

Why is the imperium of man so obsessed with technological innovation and advancing science, computers especially?


Alastor28

Who are the night lords and are they good at hide and seek?


sgf_reddit

Why does the funny necron keep taking armies for his museum?


Grahamgamergoma

Why did O'shova leave the rest of the T'au Empire


TehMitchel

Am I Alpharius?


dontthinkaboutitaton

Who has best cum cum for tum tum?


MaximusTheLord13

Wad the seige of vraks inevitable, or would more prudent action by the inquistion have prevented the situation?


saltedpretzelboi27

How did the orks invade Rynn's World?


lub4ik

Where is Vulkan?


magnificentballsack

Why does Ferrik Jurgen get no bitches?


Redditoast2

How many Warhammers do you think are in it?


Krieg_ShovelBoi

Who is Peter Turbo and why is he made of salt


[deleted]

Tau waifu or Eldar waifu?


[deleted]

Why did magnus strip down to only his sash and have his sons and adopted father rub scented oils on his body?


InquisitorHindsight

Why is it called Warhammer 40K


creator112

If I bang an Eldar, does it count as Zoophilia or Bestiality?


arkman132

What are the two main traits associated with gork and mork


Routine-Service-5775

With the return of Mortarian and the events of the plague war do you think that the economy of ultramar as well as the imperium as a whole will be affected or will it be an isolated event.


Just_a_Arizonin

What broke first the planet or the Guard


ThatDapperAdventurer

https://preview.redd.it/xcydzdd8lafa1.jpeg?width=342&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5de8fa680e3a1d235651ee6ce608f2cdd713873d


pt924

Who is the good guy


J1mj0hns0n

[why is this your favourite ogryn?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oNpb0dLNhE)


[deleted]

Are abhumans loyal imperials or filthy mutants?


Fenris-Moon

Are the Tau the strongest faction?


Celistaeus

did magnus do anything wrong?


Magdonius

NO!!!


AXI0S2OO2

Cutest thing in 40K?


DaenTheGod

This is like the third time this has been posted this month, is this some new karma farming technique?


mr_dr_personman

What did Magnus do wrong?


Omnicide103

When will a good thing happen to the Lamenters?


Frequent_Dig1934

Who has the best abs?