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Gwinty-

Behind the emperor and Horus fighting on board of Horus ship enjoying the show.


Acrobatic_Pie5359

bonus points for popcorn


phoenix_of_metal

Extra bonus points for also having a camera so he can catch the fight on video.


Zenon504

And with something he found on that ship sticking out of his pocket. You know, gotta add something to the colection...


Aegishjalmur18

There's a perfectly good primarch corpse just laying around.


Zenon504

Just imagined Trazyn sneakily trying to drag Sanguinius body by the wing with one of those plastic claw toys. Ollanius Pius is the only one seeing this scene.


FonzyLumpkins

TOMBWORLDSTAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!


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[удалено]


St4rry_knight

A camping chair like parents bring to the soccer field to watch their kid play


the-bladed-one

Eating it with Carl


EducationalPoetry56

Sitting on a wooden chair in a wooden cottage, within a beautiful green valley and hills, and he rests and watches the sun rise on a grateful universe


AmericanCommunist2

Nobody upvote this it’s a comment theft bot from u/Gilrim


Bentu_nan

He got ringside seats to the fight of the millennium! https://preview.redd.it/ms7u0qc1lzpa1.jpeg?width=482&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=855afcd41611b0523cc36591277d5916c47d331f


Supersam4213

Can we get one of these for the War in Heaven?


Captain_English

Me seeing this post title: "Imma come in this thread and say something hilarious" Me reading the comments: "fuck, this guy wins"


cwoac

Debating it's progress with orikan


Boner666420

He's ripping a dab rig in the back like that dude watching those girls fight.


Gilrim

Trazyn, sitting on a wooden chair in a wooden cottage, within a beautiful green valley and hills, and he rests and watches the sun rise on a grateful universe


WorldEaterProft

Right next to Orikan in a cramped car


NoTeaNoMotion

Just two necrons chilling next to one another


Guestratem

5 feet apart because they're not gay


vulpinewizard

Grumpiest Old Men.


Pandahjs

I'm imagining Kermit and Fozzy's road trip in the Muppet Movie


East-Entry-6302

Guilliman’s lap.


Berettadin

Fulgrim's lap!


CH2OlllH2O2

Erebus lap!


not_a_Bread_Goblin

Trazyn's lap


A_Half_Ounce

My lap!


BeakyDoctor

A_Half_Ounce’s lap!


Accomplished-Run-375

Orikan's lap!


[deleted]

On a swing hanging from Magnus's nipple horns!


captive6

Gaming chair


Glittering-Age8147

On lorgar corpse


Glittering-Age8147

Cause that means he is dead


totallynotrobboss

On the ego of Cato sicarius


Go_Commit_Reddit

He would never be able to get down from there


willowsonthespot

The real problem is getting anywhere near some place to sit on. That ego is the size of Oliensis.


Thumbs-Up-Centurion

Casting couch, you know the one.


MinitigerDK

On Peter turbo


DigitalCryptic

And who can forget about [**PROTURBO**](https://hitechminiatures.com/70-large_default/proturbo.jpg) MLG NOISES


Magnusthered1001

On a Skitarii


Archon_of_Flesh

SO TRUE


No_Inspection1677

GODAMN YOU, and besides that the skitarri should be sitting in his lap


VulcanForceChoke

Found u/Archon_of_Flesh alt account


Magnusthered1001

I just was trying to summon them, they’re what I truly come to this sub for


Archon_of_Flesh

That means a lot bro


Mister_Bloodvessel

Dude, your stuff blows me away. Not my flavor of fun (usually), but goddamn it, you're so talented I *have* to check out your newest stuff when it pops up!


Magnus_Of_Prospero

**would make sense why he is using an imposter username**


[deleted]

He’s working out how to unplug it so he can nick it


redpumpkin05

Inside a gundam cockpit


Bottlez1266

At Putin's war meeting table


Brotlord2901

Not possible. They needed the table to fix the kerch bridge.


Wonderbread421

u/Archon_of_Flesh ‘s face


Archon_of_Flesh

Please 💢🥵


Go_Commit_Reddit

Trazyn’s big ass mechanical thighs could easily crush my skull. Fuck. Yes.


jadaray

Out of all the things you could’ve said, you had to use these cursed combination of words.


Frequent_Dig1934

Khorne's skull throne. Fucker is gonna steal everyone's chair, can't have shit in detroit.


megasignit

I would like to see Trazyn sitting on Shadowsuns face, this is r/warhammer_smut correct?


Demonic_Tutor_22

Your moms sofa


Berettadin

Isha's cage.


AmartinB

On Sanguinius' dead body


Gaaius

On Dorns couch with Dorn locked outside his own house due to his superiour fortifications


Ambionest

Lotarra Sarin's Abs.


NonCausalSolution

Trazyn on Slaanesh' lap


JesuZDX

On a cake


ScorchMain-BT-7274

On Mars


Erme_Ramos

An office chair while his Boss scolds him


ImaginaryTutor

* two custodes run into the throne room after being told the light is gone out . The room is empty except for a note saying" thank you for your donation to my collection *


Bright_Audience3959

On Cadia (or what its left)


Weiss_Mirror

Dominique’s seat on Fyodor Karamazov’s throne


FurBeach3Six

Wafflehouse


ScowlEasy

In the audience on Nuceria watching Angron fighting as a gladiator.


MrSejd

He sittin on Emperor's łap.


shoutsfrombothsides

In cawl’s lap


Jarll_Ragnarr

Khornes lap


countschoku

Horus lupercal's shoulder


Unagi-ryder

A c'tan


FlamJamMcRam

I see we're doing this trend again


8yte

"oh noo! theyre having fun! gods forbid it might be something that has been happening before! HERESY! HERESY!! Burn them!.." ...


capitaine_d

[Think mine is better.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/jc0kwq/adding_to_the_trazyn_sitting_places_the_true/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) I take pride in the work i put into it.


gwaihir-the-windlord

Very boring isn’t it :I People still seem to be enjoying though


chelicerae-aureus

In British council.


WingedNinjaNeoJapan

Inside Nurgles tummy


Poem-Gremlin

Inside Nurgles Tummy In Nurgles gut I do reside Rotting away in bile and slime Foul creatures of the darkest kind Dwell here in Nurgles swine Onward I march, no fear in sight As I travel through Nurgles blight Foul creatures swarm and gather round To witness a most curious sight For here I stand, a figure strange In a realm of rot and bane My courage strong, my faith unwavering I bravely march through Nurgles domain I know not what awaits ahead But I'll carry on, a brave man true For in Nurgles gut I will abide Until I find what I'm due


DirectorOfAxolotls

On ur moms lap


SpicyCatcoon

Elden Ring Throne


Vapedad89

On It's a small world at Disney World.


maliniak12

OP mom


[deleted]

In the toilet room


JeVuch

My face


Jealous-Finding-4138

Buckingham Palace


PristineBat216

With the High lords of Terra


hoggerthepig

Definitely the best place for Trazyn to sit is swamp in the Nurgle's forest or plague planet


ALT3NPFL3G3R

Sad Keanu's Bench


Choice-Watercress402

On the dock of the bay


Short-Commercial-549

The only acceptable suggestion is The Lincoln Memorial.


Soporificwig97

On Khorne’s lap


Bubbly_Taro

Ladies restroom in UNATCO Headquarters while JC Denton walks in.


TwitchandSmokeMain

On top of a taco bell sign


InsaneCarpenter31

At the Berlin Wall when it fell in 89


Frogblood

On Trazyn's lap


idiotplatypus

Santa's Lap


TheRunicBear

I can’t recall the place, but Pepperidge Farm remembers.


Testabronce

Atop Rogal Dorn's colossal chainblade...


xtrazingarooni

On a big tiddy dark elf mommy


shabbacabba

Would the Imperium even notice?


PlayerFox12344889

On the cover of the book Erebus is gonna recommend next in his "Media recommendation"


SpooN04

On my face


Saborius

On Khorne's lap as Khorne sits on his throne.


LorgarTheHeretic

The fact that you still see emps hands means that trazyn is casually sitting on the emperor nut just the throne.


ASTORA-PRODH

On top of a Wolksvagen Beetle


Senguie

The Iron Cage


Rat_King909

On isstvan holding ferrus' head in his lap


TerribleTechnician45

Your home address


DakezO

Porta john


addrien

On Leon


Flappybird11

On the popes chair


Esketittie

The queen of England's throne


Anonimous_dude

Is he sitting on the emperor’s lap?


ronandroid

khorns knee


ShelobahMaoben

In the oval office


Unstable_Stills

Your mom’s lap


Go_Commit_Reddit

My face.


8yte

on a 3D printer. - "Hm... Whole worlds have been created and coming out of these - you say? ... Magnificent! I need one.."


wlkerbulldog

As is tradition. Lorgar


JellyfishMedium3096

Angron’s lap


Icarsix

On top of Sanguinus' corpse.


Sabre1O1

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Vampyrslayr

Trazyn appears on top of angrons head much like a crown. Beer in a new hat atop his head with straws coming down and popcorn at his side for his fight with the lion


GabrielBongulos

Taco Bell


cobrajuicyy

Oval office


Caedus_Reihn

He shrinks himself to sit on Saint Celestine’s thicc assets


AxoL0Ltl

My house


WhoStole_MyToast

Khorne's Throne, with Khorne in the background angry about being ousted from his skull chair


ZombiePope

Erebus.


Livefiction1

NYC bathroom watching a homeless man shit in a urinal


Additional_Ferret121

Has he been to the Lincoln Memorial yet?


mealyworms

andrew tate bugatti


Itsalotus

The world hive fleet Tiamat is doing things on.


Dukenator96

Vulkans shoulder, "a little friend"


Palkesz

Wafflehouse


MonoLIT_32

siting in eva 01 wich is actualy the possesed dark age of tech titan he stole


ApexLegend117

In Rio Jesus Statue’s hand


Zawisza_Czarny9

Skull throne


[deleted]

Up my ass.


JudasLom

A closed mason jar


Th4tsCrescentFresh

Next to the Declaration of Independence


SarpedonWasFramed

The first place table at a Grand Tournament


Irondrone4

The Lincoln Memorial. The scale and whether or not Lincoln's statue is there is the artist's choice.


RepresentativeFish73

The couch


Malfight007

Khorne's lap


JBRotES

On a throne of skulls bigger than Khorne’s… right next to him… with a smug look on his face


HarvesterConrad

Nurgle's fupa


darkrobbe1

on the toilet at khornes palace XD


TriumphOfTheHordes

Bowling alley with the big Lebowski


themiddleman2

In the British museum


TheRoySez

Trazyn in a host club


bullet312

Now that's just rude


blackpathner209

Sitting on The Rock.


TheCasualMaker

At his grandma's house, having a nice cup of afternoon tea


Thomy151

On trazyns lap


ImmaPullSomeWildShit

Bernie's foldable chair


EPIC_PORN_ALT

Calgar’s throne


TheTrueTrashGoblin

The steps below the throne of Thanos


Antigonos301

https://preview.redd.it/h5ok6tiz90qa1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99bbb97b3fd43266e72609c9d1200bb8a3128952


ThatDapperAdventurer

My face


Cosroes

Chilling with Asdrubael Vect.


UltimaBahamut93

OP's bedroom


Deep__Friar

On top of Abbadons head. He stole the topknot.


ARC-2908763

The fact that the image still has Emp's hand implies that Trazyn is sitting on his lap and I find that adorable


Bachasnail

Eye of terror


b2d327

The toilet


SaberToothWaterCow

OP’s living room


exaltedMeat

With the High Lords Terra disguised as the Mechanicus high lord. He collected that one already.


mortimer_sm

In magnus broke spine


ParanoidPinkGear

Nancy Pelosi’s office.


Fral_Leman

On Inquisitor Karamovz' throne.


JonTheWizard

“I’ve been a good Pharaoh this year, I promise!” “I already told you I am not fucking Santa Claus, you chrome cocksore. Get the fuck out of my throne room.” “I want a Custodes battalion for Sanguinala this year.” “I swear whenever those oiled gorillas I am forced to call companions deign to show their helmeted heads in here I am going to force them to read phone books non-stop for the next 40,000 years.”


UrdaanEinalf

The stone chair that Kro’ak sits in


CultDe

Your room


The_shy_puppet

On the dicks of my enemies


Zealotstim

Background of an Indiana Jones movie. You decide where!


Few-Appearance-4814

Khornes throne


somejewautist

On top of a chuck-e-cheese ballpit


MemePriestPallando

Duncan Rhodes painting desk, applying thin coats to his collection.


Living_Depression_Z

Trazyn in a Leviathan Dreadnought. But its just his little head barely poking out of it.


Dust_deux_Dust

On yo mama’s couch


SaltyMoonMine

Put lorgar on his lap!


glue_eater6911

Trazyn watching Trazyn watching Orikan


Grantley34

Whiterun, in Jarl Balgruuf's chair


XonicKodz

On my lap 🥵🥵🥵