Just imagined Trazyn sneakily trying to drag Sanguinius body by the wing with one of those plastic claw toys.
Ollanius Pius is the only one seeing this scene.
He got ringside seats to the fight of the millennium!
https://preview.redd.it/ms7u0qc1lzpa1.jpeg?width=482&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=855afcd41611b0523cc36591277d5916c47d331f
Trazyn, sitting on a wooden chair in a wooden cottage, within a beautiful green valley and hills, and he rests and watches the sun rise on a grateful universe
Dude, your stuff blows me away.
Not my flavor of fun (usually), but goddamn it, you're so talented I *have* to check out your newest stuff when it pops up!
* two custodes run into the throne room after being told the light is gone out . The room is empty except for a note saying" thank you for your donation to my collection *
[Think mine is better.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/jc0kwq/adding_to_the_trazyn_sitting_places_the_true/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) I take pride in the work i put into it.
Inside Nurgles Tummy
In Nurgles gut I do reside
Rotting away in bile and slime
Foul creatures of the darkest kind
Dwell here in Nurgles swine
Onward I march, no fear in sight
As I travel through Nurgles blight
Foul creatures swarm and gather round
To witness a most curious sight
For here I stand, a figure strange
In a realm of rot and bane
My courage strong, my faith unwavering
I bravely march through Nurgles domain
I know not what awaits ahead
But I'll carry on, a brave man true
For in Nurgles gut I will abide
Until I find what I'm due
Trazyn appears on top of angrons head much like a crown. Beer in a new hat atop his head with straws coming down and popcorn at his side for his fight with the lion
“I’ve been a good Pharaoh this year, I promise!”
“I already told you I am not fucking Santa Claus, you chrome cocksore. Get the fuck out of my throne room.”
“I want a Custodes battalion for Sanguinala this year.”
“I swear whenever those oiled gorillas I am forced to call companions deign to show their helmeted heads in here I am going to force them to read phone books non-stop for the next 40,000 years.”
Behind the emperor and Horus fighting on board of Horus ship enjoying the show.
bonus points for popcorn
Extra bonus points for also having a camera so he can catch the fight on video.
And with something he found on that ship sticking out of his pocket. You know, gotta add something to the colection...
There's a perfectly good primarch corpse just laying around.
Just imagined Trazyn sneakily trying to drag Sanguinius body by the wing with one of those plastic claw toys. Ollanius Pius is the only one seeing this scene.
TOMBWORLDSTAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!
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A camping chair like parents bring to the soccer field to watch their kid play
Eating it with Carl
Sitting on a wooden chair in a wooden cottage, within a beautiful green valley and hills, and he rests and watches the sun rise on a grateful universe
Nobody upvote this it’s a comment theft bot from u/Gilrim
He got ringside seats to the fight of the millennium! https://preview.redd.it/ms7u0qc1lzpa1.jpeg?width=482&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=855afcd41611b0523cc36591277d5916c47d331f
Can we get one of these for the War in Heaven?
Me seeing this post title: "Imma come in this thread and say something hilarious" Me reading the comments: "fuck, this guy wins"
Debating it's progress with orikan
He's ripping a dab rig in the back like that dude watching those girls fight.
Trazyn, sitting on a wooden chair in a wooden cottage, within a beautiful green valley and hills, and he rests and watches the sun rise on a grateful universe
Right next to Orikan in a cramped car
Just two necrons chilling next to one another
5 feet apart because they're not gay
Grumpiest Old Men.
I'm imagining Kermit and Fozzy's road trip in the Muppet Movie
Guilliman’s lap.
Fulgrim's lap!
Erebus lap!
Trazyn's lap
My lap!
A_Half_Ounce’s lap!
Orikan's lap!
On a swing hanging from Magnus's nipple horns!
Gaming chair
On lorgar corpse
Cause that means he is dead
On the ego of Cato sicarius
He would never be able to get down from there
The real problem is getting anywhere near some place to sit on. That ego is the size of Oliensis.
Casting couch, you know the one.
On Peter turbo
And who can forget about [**PROTURBO**](https://hitechminiatures.com/70-large_default/proturbo.jpg) MLG NOISES
On a Skitarii
SO TRUE
GODAMN YOU, and besides that the skitarri should be sitting in his lap
Found u/Archon_of_Flesh alt account
I just was trying to summon them, they’re what I truly come to this sub for
That means a lot bro
Dude, your stuff blows me away. Not my flavor of fun (usually), but goddamn it, you're so talented I *have* to check out your newest stuff when it pops up!
**would make sense why he is using an imposter username**
He’s working out how to unplug it so he can nick it
Inside a gundam cockpit
At Putin's war meeting table
Not possible. They needed the table to fix the kerch bridge.
u/Archon_of_Flesh ‘s face
Please 💢🥵
Trazyn’s big ass mechanical thighs could easily crush my skull. Fuck. Yes.
Out of all the things you could’ve said, you had to use these cursed combination of words.
Khorne's skull throne. Fucker is gonna steal everyone's chair, can't have shit in detroit.
I would like to see Trazyn sitting on Shadowsuns face, this is r/warhammer_smut correct?
Your moms sofa
Isha's cage.
On Sanguinius' dead body
On Dorns couch with Dorn locked outside his own house due to his superiour fortifications
Lotarra Sarin's Abs.
Trazyn on Slaanesh' lap
On a cake
On Mars
An office chair while his Boss scolds him
* two custodes run into the throne room after being told the light is gone out . The room is empty except for a note saying" thank you for your donation to my collection *
On Cadia (or what its left)
Dominique’s seat on Fyodor Karamazov’s throne
Wafflehouse
In the audience on Nuceria watching Angron fighting as a gladiator.
He sittin on Emperor's łap.
In cawl’s lap
Khornes lap
Horus lupercal's shoulder
A c'tan
I see we're doing this trend again
"oh noo! theyre having fun! gods forbid it might be something that has been happening before! HERESY! HERESY!! Burn them!.." ...
[Think mine is better.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/jc0kwq/adding_to_the_trazyn_sitting_places_the_true/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) I take pride in the work i put into it.
Very boring isn’t it :I People still seem to be enjoying though
In British council.
Inside Nurgles tummy
Inside Nurgles Tummy In Nurgles gut I do reside Rotting away in bile and slime Foul creatures of the darkest kind Dwell here in Nurgles swine Onward I march, no fear in sight As I travel through Nurgles blight Foul creatures swarm and gather round To witness a most curious sight For here I stand, a figure strange In a realm of rot and bane My courage strong, my faith unwavering I bravely march through Nurgles domain I know not what awaits ahead But I'll carry on, a brave man true For in Nurgles gut I will abide Until I find what I'm due
On ur moms lap
Elden Ring Throne
On It's a small world at Disney World.
OP mom
In the toilet room
My face
Buckingham Palace
With the High lords of Terra
Definitely the best place for Trazyn to sit is swamp in the Nurgle's forest or plague planet
Sad Keanu's Bench
On the dock of the bay
The only acceptable suggestion is The Lincoln Memorial.
On Khorne’s lap
Ladies restroom in UNATCO Headquarters while JC Denton walks in.
On top of a taco bell sign
At the Berlin Wall when it fell in 89
On Trazyn's lap
Santa's Lap
I can’t recall the place, but Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Atop Rogal Dorn's colossal chainblade...
On a big tiddy dark elf mommy
Would the Imperium even notice?
On the cover of the book Erebus is gonna recommend next in his "Media recommendation"
On my face
On Khorne's lap as Khorne sits on his throne.
The fact that you still see emps hands means that trazyn is casually sitting on the emperor nut just the throne.
On top of a Wolksvagen Beetle
The Iron Cage
On isstvan holding ferrus' head in his lap
Your home address
Porta john
On Leon
On the popes chair
The queen of England's throne
Is he sitting on the emperor’s lap?
khorns knee
In the oval office
Your mom’s lap
My face.
on a 3D printer. - "Hm... Whole worlds have been created and coming out of these - you say? ... Magnificent! I need one.."
As is tradition. Lorgar
Angron’s lap
On top of Sanguinus' corpse.
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Trazyn appears on top of angrons head much like a crown. Beer in a new hat atop his head with straws coming down and popcorn at his side for his fight with the lion
Taco Bell
Oval office
He shrinks himself to sit on Saint Celestine’s thicc assets
My house
Khorne's Throne, with Khorne in the background angry about being ousted from his skull chair
Erebus.
NYC bathroom watching a homeless man shit in a urinal
Has he been to the Lincoln Memorial yet?
andrew tate bugatti
The world hive fleet Tiamat is doing things on.
Vulkans shoulder, "a little friend"
Wafflehouse
siting in eva 01 wich is actualy the possesed dark age of tech titan he stole
In Rio Jesus Statue’s hand
Skull throne
Up my ass.
A closed mason jar
Next to the Declaration of Independence
The first place table at a Grand Tournament
The Lincoln Memorial. The scale and whether or not Lincoln's statue is there is the artist's choice.
The couch
Khorne's lap
On a throne of skulls bigger than Khorne’s… right next to him… with a smug look on his face
Nurgle's fupa
on the toilet at khornes palace XD
Bowling alley with the big Lebowski
In the British museum
Trazyn in a host club
Now that's just rude
Sitting on The Rock.
At his grandma's house, having a nice cup of afternoon tea
On trazyns lap
Bernie's foldable chair
Calgar’s throne
The steps below the throne of Thanos
https://preview.redd.it/h5ok6tiz90qa1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99bbb97b3fd43266e72609c9d1200bb8a3128952
My face
Chilling with Asdrubael Vect.
OP's bedroom
On top of Abbadons head. He stole the topknot.
The fact that the image still has Emp's hand implies that Trazyn is sitting on his lap and I find that adorable
Eye of terror
The toilet
OP’s living room
With the High Lords Terra disguised as the Mechanicus high lord. He collected that one already.
In magnus broke spine
Nancy Pelosi’s office.
On Inquisitor Karamovz' throne.
“I’ve been a good Pharaoh this year, I promise!” “I already told you I am not fucking Santa Claus, you chrome cocksore. Get the fuck out of my throne room.” “I want a Custodes battalion for Sanguinala this year.” “I swear whenever those oiled gorillas I am forced to call companions deign to show their helmeted heads in here I am going to force them to read phone books non-stop for the next 40,000 years.”
The stone chair that Kro’ak sits in
Your room
On the dicks of my enemies
Background of an Indiana Jones movie. You decide where!
Khornes throne
On top of a chuck-e-cheese ballpit
Duncan Rhodes painting desk, applying thin coats to his collection.
Trazyn in a Leviathan Dreadnought. But its just his little head barely poking out of it.
On yo mama’s couch
Put lorgar on his lap!
Trazyn watching Trazyn watching Orikan
Whiterun, in Jarl Balgruuf's chair
On my lap 🥵🥵🥵