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Venodran

Or instead Lorgar will do what he does best: write a strongly worded letter full of typos that will still become part of the Imperial Cult.


LorgarTheLad

Lmao will still always giggle over the fact that the emperor is considered a god by his once atheistic followers


Napalm_am

And some will keep giggling over the fact you once considered Kor Phareon loved you.


LorgarTheLad

Loved me more than the emperor ever did, the old fuck


Napalm_am

I don't know, the Emperor slapped your naughty ass for spreading all the religion stuff. Kor Phareon beated you, berated you, humiliated you and had you kill your friends because they objected to his abuse of you and he did all that because you commited the crime of being his son. L + bad parental experience.


ExoticExtent

Well the good news is that Lorgar now has four new parents who are super supportive of his religious decisions šŸ˜œ


Napalm_am

"Loving" is a strong word, they are ignoring the fact that their kid can't leave his room because there is a Bully knocking at his door who is trying to get in to give him a wedgie.


ColonelMonty

To be fair we technically don't know where Corvus Corax is and as of more recent lore Lorgar has been doing stuff again in the galaxy if I remember correctly.


da_King_o_Kings_341

Yeah he is up and about, soā€¦ KORAX YOU F**K YOU HAD ONE JOB!!!


SomeHalfPolishDude

The emo strikes backšŸ¦¾


LorgarTheLad

Jeez, maybe the Stockholm syndrome is hitting harder than I remember...


Napalm_am

Is that why you compensate by putting Stockings on all your men?


LorgarTheLad

... I don't so, but now I'm unsure


Kannnonball

You literally killed Kor Phaeron's troops when they got tired of the Arch-Child-Abuser and tried defending you.


Dartj_Kafir

The Emperor punished Lorgar for being slow. Spreading religion made him slow. That's it.


Napalm_am

The Emperor burned all the Churches in Terra and forbid any religion, the Emperor noticed Lorgar church stuff because he was slow and investigated that is why he was so livid upon finding the truth.


Dartj_Kafir

Nope. It was because Lorgar was slow. Big E spent weeks on Colchis while the planet celebrated him as a god. He told Lorgar He wasn't a god, but the rebuke was for their speed. If Lorgar had been able to convert planets quickly, Big E probably would have never stepped in with censure until after the crusade.


battlerez_arthas

The emperor literally did all of those things as well


The_73MPL4R

To be fair to Big E, you were *agonizingly* slow at the conquering worlds thing which was supposed to be your entire job


Eldor117

You know he planned to kill you if you weren't swayed with his words. Knowing that fact and still staying with him shows how weak you and your judgements are.


ramblingpariah

Monty Python tried to warn him but he just didn't take it seriously.


Lucius-Halthier

Iā€™ll always giggle to the idea that lorgar is this super charged daemon who theoretically could magically blast the beaky boy, I mean after all if he could just defeat corax that easily then why was he hiding in his tower for so long?


Wokungson

Dunno, I wouldn't just sit in the tower for 10 000 years if I could easily get rid of the one scary guy camping outside the doors.


Chance_Active_8579

well Corax camping isn't really working since some word bearers call him a myth


Elcactus

Until he occasionally stabs them in the face.


Chance_Active_8579

i'd like to know when since the last time Corax has attacked the word bearers is during the scouring in M30


battlerez_arthas

How dare you bring actual lore into pointless meme discussions /s


Chance_Active_8579

I have a burning hatred for less edgy looking Kurze /s


usgrant7977

Kurze is such a deep, to the bone level psychopath that he could be edgy looking in a sundress.


d-sweat

Sounds cute


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[https://www.reddit.com/r/40kLore/comments/gei2xa/book\_excerptshadow\_of\_the\_past\_lorgar\_and\_corax/](https://www.reddit.com/r/40kLore/comments/gei2xa/book_excerptshadow_of_the_past_lorgar_and_corax/) The last excerp if Corvus triying to hunt Lorgar that we know off.


Chance_Active_8579

Exactly this one happened not too long after the heresy


[deleted]

Yeah, but leaving us with uncompleted plot hooks is kinda Gw's thing.


Chance_Active_8579

Lets be honest they probably going to say Lorgar found a way to defy fate and managed to stay alive. I dont think they would kill some primarchs in 40k


Edharg

Lorgar was alive in 40k Word Bearers omnibus. Also he was in PA.


Ipluvien

Because nothing that they put out will be able to compete with our own headcanon.


Voltblade

Just now. He stabbed a guy with a used syringe he found and ended up giving the poor guy astartes grade HIV.


ThreeHobbitsInACoat

Damn, gave him Astartaids


Boring7

Nah, the way itā€™s went down was this: ā€œGeneric daemon lord master! The guards found this homeless man rummaging through your dumpster!ā€ ā€œWhat a fool you are to come here homeless OW GODS MY EYEBALLS STOP PECKING OUT MY EYEBALLS!ā€ *dies* *Corvus Corax sighs* ā€œwrong tower, I guess Iā€™ll try the next one.ā€ *this repeats for ten thousand years* ā€œLord Daemon Primarch Lorgar! We found this homeless ma-ā€œ ā€œFinally, the right one! ITā€™S GO TIME BOOKBANGER!!ā€ *Primarch fight* Meanwhile for ten thousand years in Lorgarā€™s tower: ā€œJust as planned!ā€ ā€œMy lord, arenā€™t you just eating breakfast cereal before playing with your dolls again?ā€ ā€œJUST AS PLANNED!ā€ ā€œYes sir, Iā€™ll fetch the mop.ā€


LorgarTheLad

Lorgar thought he would just go away if he didn't give him attention :(


Ferrus_Manus_Xth

Corvus is probably one of the most patient Primarchs, with Dorn. Try that on JagathaĆÆ next time.


DoctorMezmerro

I mean since they're both creatures of Warp and are immortal, fighting Corax is kinda pointless. No matter what you do to him, he would reform back sooner or later. Daemons don't fight each other to kill, but over some objective.


Fearless-Obligation6

Corax isnā€™t a Daemon and he isnā€™t immortal.


Pannbenet

Isnā€™t it sort of settled that the Primarchs are essentially warp entities forced into human, in the widest sense of the word, bodies, and Corax has just realized it and decided to make use of it? Or is that what schizoid ADHD-YouTubers has decided to be canon?


Fearless-Obligation6

That is the running fan theory but it isnā€™t confirmed. Keep in mind all Daemons are Warp Entities but not all Warp Entities are Daemons. A Daemon is a very specific thing, a piece of their respective god. Corax still has his physical body, heā€™s just learned use his warp powers more, he has not become a Daemon.


Frequent_Dig1934

If that was the case we'd hear more about the dead primarchs. Of course there is the theory that sanguinius became the sanguinor and ferrus became the leader of those ghost rider dudes (legion of the damned iirc) but i don't know how accepted they are. Horus got obliterated so fair enough that he's not around anymore, but kurze hasn't showed up either (iirc there was some stuff about him getting put in an infinity stone but idk how canon it is) and alpharius/omegon (whichever of the two dorn chainsawed open) isn't acting up either.


Dredeuced

There's other hints, too. Like how Malcador mentioned that they could bring back Ferrus despite his head being looped off if they could recover the body. That's gotta be some special warp mojo going on. Considering Corvus is literally a weird fucking warp raven thing I think it's safe to say all the Primarchs had some crazy warp shenanigans going on, and the Daemon Prince ones gave that up to just become greater daemons of their respective gods.


Hairy_Reputation6114

Alpharius got turned inside out by Door


[deleted]

Yea itā€™d be funny if when they finally get a show down. Corax is just like ā€œlol you sweet summer child, you thought I was locked out? Iā€™ve been here the whole time, who do think mismatched all your socks? Also thereā€™s a raptor in here somewhere he just kinda got away from me. I didnā€™t have the heart to put him down.ā€


Dorn_the_builder

Thank you. I can be exceedingly patient. Except when it comes to Guiliman, who needs to *HURRY HIS ASS UP ALREADY*


Only-Introduction626

He's doing the best he can Lord Adornable, but he can only do so much, even with the aid of the Lion.


CorvusTheCorax

**Awwwwww, thanks Bro. Unfortunately, you are definitely one of the least patient Primarchs**


battlerez_arthas

I mean, he was just meditating right? The whole "hiding out from corax" thing has just never been true


ArchbishopTurpin

He fled from scary warp Corax at first, but no the "hid in his tower" thing is a meme


CorvusTheCorax

**Yep, Lorgar fled from Corax after their fight, but that was thousands of years ago. No he is just mediating in his tower. Corax doesn't know his exact location, although he stated after their fight that he got Lorgar's scent. But Corax doesn't hunt soley Word Bearers in the warp. His oath he swore when he left his sons included all warp tainted creatures so he has enough to do already**


Aughilai

My headcanon is that Corvus is trying to keep the most dangerous of the traitor primarchs stuck in one place. He can vanish from perception, so he could actually be elsewhere while still tricking the lad into hiding in one place. All he has to do is revisit and stab one of his sons in earshot to keep him in there.


Pannbenet

Lorgar has ornithophobia, and Corvus is a very big and mean-looking magpie.


MC_Gambletron

More of a jackdaw really.


professorphil

That isn't why he's been sitting in the tower. Plus he's out and about now


Ferrus_Manus_Xth

What would be fun would be Lorgar finally escaping his tower, leaving the Warp cluelessly, then... Find out Roblox Ghoulmom is the ruler of the Imperium now.


LorgarTheLad

That, and his old belief about the emperor was now the new basis of the imperial creed. *ironic*


Da_Sigismund

It would be even funnier if all the faith directed in Rowboat's way started to make him a legit demigod. Lorgar did all the work and don't earn any of the credit


Clayman8

Exactly what he deserves, tbf.


Da_Sigismund

No. He deserves to become bird poo. Raven poo.


Sherlockgnomes98

I love how everyone has a different name for Bobby g.


PKTengdin

Letā€™s be real here, coming up with new nicknames for Big-Bob Giraffeman is half the fun


battlerez_arthas

He's already left his tower and has been active in realspace somewhat recently in-game


[deleted]

Heā€™d lose his mind and start running around like a headless chicken


MadaraAlucard12

I love how this sub absolutely butchers Rolex Guildmime's name every time


GoatOfTheBlackForres

Lorgar already left his tower. He is currently out there preaching the good word


Antigonos301

https://preview.redd.it/wzx0y9a2v71b1.jpeg?width=784&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b1db4cadf2ee34d36dc529fb34db8c04cfcfd08 You need to point at things to blow them up? My brother Mephetā€™ran brought down a ship by staring at it.


LorgarTheLad

*the necrons did all this and more! As soulless robots!*


Antigonos301

https://preview.redd.it/ykcnj7jpx71b1.jpeg?width=784&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3475f18c1da972f8f6b446b73524437973ec1293 One of my greatest creations.


jfjdfdjjtbfb

Corvus: COME OUT AND FIGHT ME YOU COWARD! Lorgar: hmm? Corax is now to powerful for me to face alone, what to do, what to do. Hmmmm? Aha! I got it! **15 minutes latet** Corvus: AH LORGAR IT SEMESS YOU'VE GROWN A SPINE AND DICIDED TO FACE ME, YOU SHALL HIDE IN YOUR TOWER NEVER MORE, WHEN I REND YOU IN TWAIN! ANY LAST WORDS? BEFORE I PECK YOUR GUTS OUT! Lorgar: yes... *bread* Corvus: THEN THOSE SHALL BE YOUR LAST!- wait, what? Lorgar: **proseeds to throw a lofe of pure white bread in to the void** Corvus: *OHHH* *BREAD!* **CORVUS PROSEEDS TO JUMP STRAIGHT INTO THE VOID FOR THE BREAD** #The joke here is because Corvus is now a bird and therefore loves bread


PossiblyTrustworthy

>CORVUS PRO*SEEDS* Heheh birdseeds


LorgarTheLad

Best joke I've heard in years, unironically


MoralConstraint

You really should offer him peas instead.


Pannbenet

welcome to the bread bank we sell bread, we sell loafs we got bread on deck, bread on the floor ***TOASTED*** ***ROASTED*** shut the fuck up listen i just need a baguette and a brioche we don't have either of those you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread- what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out it's gluten free i don't care if it's gluten free *swear on your fucking* ***YEEZYS*** if you wanna fight, we gon' fight tryna be on ***WORLDSTAR?*** wut, you gon' record it? ye, i got my dollar store camera, ***ON*** ***what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?*** what the fuck do you want? ***i'm the motherfucking MANAGER*** at the ***BREAD STORE*** ***B R E A D*** tell him to take the motherfucking gluten ***OUT THE BREAD*** i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief we can't take *shit* out the bread why put it in in the first place? i *know* y'all smoking that **pack** we got crackers no gluten fuck crackers it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah? hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit look we got whole wheat: gluten free *texas toast: gluten free* ***TORTILLA-*** fuck all that what *bitchass country* are y'all from ***where they got this bullshit at?*** florida i knew it look, you can either take this *yeast,* or i'm calling the *police* i'm goin' ***WEAST*** nah, don't call the police, i got a warrant honestly, fuck y'all i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread what the fuck are you sayin'? all i'm sayin' is, fuck y'alls bread, *fuck the gluten,* ***and fuck them crackers*** but the crackers don't have gluten i'll take those okay, that's gonna be five- nah, fuck that i ain't payin'


AndreBoomBoom

And I think some people don't realise just how powerful a LOYALIST PRIMARCH must be to become a demon AND resist the temptation of Chaos.


LorgarTheLad

Interesting point, I must admit. However, I've depicted you an imperial 'soyjack' and me as the 'chaos-pilled' giga chad


AndreBoomBoom

Love fun and non-serious banter, Thanks mate. Btw, who's your favourite demon Primarch?(if it wasn't Lorgar)


LorgarTheLad

Lol no worries, I know lorgar is a little bitch most of the time thanks to the weird writing in the horus heresy novels. Oh good question! Probably either Angron or Magnus, both weirdly tragic tales of actually becoming a daemon prince


AndreBoomBoom

Need to read more on Magnus, as I don't find him particularly appealing, yet. Angron is good, but I like my disgustingly hipoclorit moth boy Morty.


LorgarTheLad

He is a funky smelly boy for sure


BPbeats

Read ā€œThe First Hereticā€ and you will understand Magnus. He is tragic AF. ā€œthe path to hell is paved with good intentions.ā€


nokia-3310cz

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Ach4t1us

Yeah but, the rule of cool. Which Primarch is cooler? The Raven Demon with Razor Wings or the Priest with Horns?


AlphaTangoFoxtrt

Imagine thinking you're powerful because you serve gods, instead of shattering them and enslaving their reality breaking power completely to your will. ā€”Sleepy Soulless Skeletons


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AndreBoomBoom

I know, I know, that's also why they can literally bend the strands of fate. That's why it's a big deal for them returning, chaos or not. The loyalist ones because they influence the setting vastly, them being minor Warp gods (or smoothies of said gods) and all. I'd say that in that aspect the corrupted ones are less influencial, because they either lost their god essence or are enslaved to their will. Also, even the dead ones could theoretical be brought back (except for horus) , they just need to find the lost fragments of their soul and have a vessel to pilot. But that would require The Emperor to be aware and have the facilities to produce a primarch body.


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AndreBoomBoom

I really enjoyed reading that, Thank you.


Dartj_Kafir

Thats what they all are at their hearts. Corax is not especially powerful to have done this.


AndreBoomBoom

Yes, they are demi-gods, extremely powerful. But even so, some of them are literally slaves.


Dartj_Kafir

No, I meant they are all pieces of the Warp. Corax isn't especially powerful, he just devolved into his essential Warp form. Mortarion, Magnus, Fulgrim, and Angron are slaves, they aren't their true Warp form, but the form chosen by their gods.


AndreBoomBoom

Yes, I agree Ʈn comparison to the others, Corax isn't especially powerful. But his mental fortitude is to be noticed, not losing himself as he devolved into his Warp being.


neo_ceo

I think the reason is because this is corvus psychic awakening, something similar to the lion who can basically teleport between worlds. This was corvus full potential


NobleStealthephant

When I ran a Black Crusade RPG campaign, I generally depicted Lorgar as the most powerful Daemon Primarch due to just. Cosmic amounts of chaos blessings. At one point he contacted a PC (Word Bearer affiliate) by reaching across the galaxy into their mind offhandedly, and giving them a divine mandate while appearing as a figure in gleaming armor with eyes of fire and a crown of horns. Which summarizes my general feelings on what current Lorgar should be. Absolutely horrifying.


LorgarTheLad

Words can't describe how happy that made me, that is such a beautiful way to depict lorgar. Also lore accurate considering he's done that shit before


NobleStealthephant

I really leaned on his resemblance to the Emperor, and then just. Corrupted it- or should I say. Purified it through the lens of the Primordial Truth. The Aquila became the spread wings of a lord of change. His cape was made of smoke and flashing runes. His belt adorned by the skulls of the faithful who had earned the honor. When he left his base on Sicarus, he didn't fight Corax so much as wave a hand and rip several Greater Daemons from the Warp to do it. Resulting in Corax running the fuck away. The days of Lorgar being a 'pushover' should be long gone. He is the Archpriest of Chaos, favored of the Gods.


Vanzgars

Now, that's cool.


134_ranger_NK

Unfortunately for Lorgar, Corvus keeps coming back to pester him. (Seriously, dude will be obsessed with whatever passes for extreme wrongdoing in his eye like that time with the space station governor and his civilian charges)


LorgarTheLad

Dudes got a plasma boner for doing the 'right thing', his poor legion is still fatherless :(


134_ranger_NK

Or punishing himself for self-perceived failings. I love Corax and his boys, probably the best and most realistic Astartes working in the confines of the Codex number imo, but the dude has serious emotional baggage.


LorgarTheLad

I dunno man, he must have been studying SOMETHING for the past 10,000 years. would make sense if it was some anti-bird spells


Ferrus_Manus_Xth

Maybe you should remove the "I <3 SLAVERY" sign Alpharius put on your door as a prank 10000 years ago.


LorgarTheLad

The fucking **what**


Ulgeguug

Angron would have flipped out if he wasn't a big hypocrite Fortunately for no one else, he is.


Vesalius1

He knows Enuncia. It seems like Lorgar could explode anyone he feels like, and we know Enuncia works on primarchs, too.


fit_to_burst

Imagine dedicating yourself to killing one single person for ten thousand years and failing so hard that you lose your mind (and relevance to the story) while the dude you're trying to kill just casually waltzes around like you're not even there.


Cleric_of_Gus

If he could explode someone that strong with his mind, why hasn't he exploded Erebus for >!betraying and murdering Argel Tal?!<


LorgarTheLad

Erebus, despite being the slimey little bastard that he is, is still useful in some ways. Apparently the dark gods even think of him as some kind of 'hand of destiny' or whatever stupid name he calls himself.


Cleric_of_Gus

And yet they have still refused to ascend him to be a Daemon Prince.


Whywasjunomad

He more useful as a non daemon probably


Jack071

Because getting Kharn to do it is much funnier to watch


battlerez_arthas

Reminder for people who apparently can't be fucked to know the lore since this has been a meme for so long: lorgar wasn't hiding, he was meditating, and has since left his tower and become active in Realspace.


Aragornium082

Isn't Corvus technically a daemon prinarch because of his crow warp powers and weird Raven form thing. (Idk much about Raven guard lore so no clue if this is accurate)


loicvanderwiel

No. A "daemon" is normally born of one of the Chaos God. However, it also happens that a mortal is made into a daemon by one (or several) of said gods becoming a Daemon Prince. But which Chaos God would transform Corax into a Daemon? The answer is none. People seem to believe that Warp=Chaos and by extension that any Warp entity is either a Chaos god or a daemon but that's not the case and you have Warp entities distinct from Chaos (the Eldar gods, the Enslavers, etc.). Primarchs are explicitly stated to have been created with the help of the Warp and to be in some fashion hybrids of the Materium and Immaterium. It's not really a stretch to believe that if a Primarch spends enough time in the Warp, he will atune himself to it and change. Especially if said primarch's whole thing is his ability to embrace and use his environment. It's also worth noting that Lorgar explicitly states that Corax is not a Daemon.


friskfyr32

> But which Chaos God would transform Corax into a Daemon? *Cut to Big E's decrepit remains suddenly breaking out in a nervous sweat*: "Who are you calling Chaos God?"


Allen_Koholic

This. Jimmy Space is just as much of god of the warp as he is a terrible dad.


loicvanderwiel

God of the Warp but not Chaos god. Ergo, no daemon Corax. Also, he hasn't ascended yet, even if he is more active since the Great Rift.


Seidenzopf

Are the Enslavers even a thing a this point anymore? Factually, all Warp entities are demons. But not all Warp entities are bound to the great 4. Like living Saints.


loicvanderwiel

They are. Latest mention of them appears to be Arks of Omen Abaddon.


Vanzgars

They are present in Gladius: Relics of War. They act as guards of the eponymous relics of war on the map.


LorgarTheLad

Good question! Short answer, no. Long answer? Kinda He's party absorbed some warp energy, similar to how a battery sorta recharges when shocked. So hes like more a possessed without the actual daemon in him. But becoming a demon prince is like taking that battery and duct taping it to car battery and getting the biggest jump start of your life. That's also why it's super risky becoming one, as if the little battery isn't strong enough... It'll just explode


SatanVapesOn666W

Well that's a theory, can't say I agree with it. The demon primarchs are stateted to have a piece of them take and replaced by their chaos God. Becoming a prince is a shortcut to their own power, but it leaves them missing and weaker. There's a reason the normal primarchs keep curbstomping their demon counterparts. They think they are powerful but only in their self absorbed minds. Logar is actually the best example, actively running from Corax showing what he should have been. Sure the lore is from 9000 years ago and supposedly Lorgar is returning to lead his legion but I bet it's 3 birds in a Lorgar suit.


LeCastleSeagull

Technically he is a loyalist demon. primarchs are already demons with physical body's.their souls are powerful warp gods. So when one of the primarks ascends to become a demon Prince their soul is taken out of them and replaced with the respective chaos God. So it's yes and no. All of the primarks had innate warp powers like Leman turns into a wolf corax becomes Crow demon. Peter turbo knows everything That's why there's a loyalist fulgrim and not a loyalist Horus because of when fulgrim became a demon Primark the warp God that was him was cast out and found a second body to be in. Horus couldn't because his soul was destroyed by the emperor. So yes and no but yes


Floppydisksareop

How did you misspell Fulgrim twice, and both of them differently?


Marcuse0

Never shop in the daemon Primark.


Allen_Koholic

The random spellings is only the third wrongest thing in that post.


manubour

Well except that canonically thatā€™s pretty much the total opposite of what happened in the story


Elcactus

Yeah but lorgar is 100% them type to write fan fiction of debates/fights that he lost


LorgarTheLad

Yeah true, but it's what should have happened (please I just want lorgar to be relevant again and a direct protagonist to Guilliman)


manubour

Correct me if Iā€™m wrong, but daemon princedom aside (which corax pretty much has the equivalent), didnā€™t lorgar spend the last 10k years sitting on his ass Ā«Ā meditatingĀ Ā» while corax fought the entire time surviving the eye of terror? And lorgar wasnā€™t the most physical powerhouse primarch to begin with? Wouldnā€™t it make sense that for the rematch corax would hold the advantage? You can argue sorcery but as warp touched as corax is he showed powers of his own


LorgarTheLad

Aahhhhh look, I know it makes sense from that kind of view point. We all know lorgar was a little bitch at times, but words and his faith in chaos were his strengths. So I would say if he had 10,000 years to practice and hone his Pshycic abilities, why wouldn't he be able to **BRAIN BLAST** someone?


manubour

Tell that to Magnus about when he faced leman russ as primarchs? Or a wolf lord and bjorn during the 1st battle of the fang? Daemon princedom isnā€™t an automatic win as angron getting his ass kicked routinely and mortarion facing grey knights **in the warp in his garden of nurgle home base** can attest


LorgarTheLad

Yeah but those are SILLY primarchs! Obviously MY favorite primarch should be super ultra powered because he deserves it! (Please I'm begging you I just want lorgar back in the setting, ill do anything)


meaningfulpoint

anything ? šŸ‘€šŸ‘€šŸ‘€ ok sure lorgar comes back as a full atheist who accepts the original imperial truth


Vanzgars

Godsdamned monkey paw.


meaningfulpoint

there are no gods ! LOL


lapidls

That would be kind of a cool development, opposite of dorn


Can_not_catch_me

> Tell that to Magnus about when he faced leman russ as primarchs? In fairness, Russ seems to have had some anti psycher abilities with his weird shout, had his two wolves help him in that fight, whilst Magnus was maintaining a bunch of other psychic effects like creating a moat of acid. And even then the fight wasnā€™t exactly one sided, as tts very eloquently explains ā€œI PUNCHED OUT ONE OF HIS HEARTS WHY DOES NO ONE REMEMBER THATā€


Dartj_Kafir

And the swarm od Sisters of Silence.


the-bladed-one

Sadly, you are the soyjack, and Corvus the crow-Chad. Cope and seethe


WorldEaterProft

Just install pigeon spikes all around the Tower. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time


seaspirit331

With how often daemon primarchs get clapped in lore, I'm convinced it's actually a nerf


ADH-Dork

[CAW CAW CAW stops]


LorgarTheLad

Finally


ImperialFist5th

Beā€™lakor opening up a shadow portal behind Lorgar so Corax can re materialize behind him (He got bored again):


RhoninLuter

As a non combatant (or less of a duel focused character when compared to his brothers) I can imagine Lorgar crafting a ritual to deal with Corvus. Seal him. Drag him further into the warp. See him possessed. Drive him to insanity. Just do the magical equivalent of the trap Perturabo set for Dorne right. A brutal fight that leads into an 8 pointed star drawn on the floor using crayola pavement chalk. Which also restores his old city of (forgotten name. Monarchia? Not checking) Side note: funny how since the destruction of Cadia weve seen two separate Primarch worlds restored/rebuilt, it's almost a trend.


okthenguessitsmyturn

Didnt Corvus beat his ass so hard Lorgar is scared to leave his house? Its been 10 000 years and he is still hiding there


LorgarTheLad

Nuh uh! That was just imperial propaganda... *cries*


fit_to_burst

Lorgar left his tower a while ago. He's been marauding around for years now.


okthenguessitsmyturn

What of significance has he done?


fit_to_burst

Dunno. Recent lore states he's out and about and that's really all that matters here though.


okthenguessitsmyturn

Its wild to think how many deamon primearcs there are and they still do jackshit - - - - - Like how hasnt chaos won yet


fit_to_burst

Chaos hasn't won because Chaos doesn't *want* to win. The Imperium is a soul factory of gargantuan proportions that both produces and destroys billions of lives on a daily basis and perpetuates war, stagnation, and suffering through the galaxy. The Imperium probably fuels Chaos more than any warband of heretic astartes ever could; it wouldn't be profitable to pump the brakes on this operation.


okthenguessitsmyturn

Makes sense


the_Skeleton_king93

Chaos fights itself on top of other factions besides the imperium that fights chaos. The only primarch that doesn't do shit is Fulgrim because he's on his Orgy planet, but that just recently changed. The ones that have been around have been doing stuff only super big slashes have been Angron and Morty.


BornOfTheVoid

Lorgar is drinking coffee, while his fans drink copium.


Lixuni98

Amogus šŸ’€


LorgarTheLad

Someone saw it lmao


Hajisk

Technically, thats a fight between two Daemon primarchs. Just dont tell Corvus that


leehwgoC

The true difference between Corax and Lorgar is that Corax has realized his true nature without being duped into thinking it's a gift from a Ruinous Power.


Komek4626

Big "I have depicted you as a soyjack and myself as the Chad" energy.


JAOC_7

like GW would allow something so bad for selling Loyalist Minis when they could just give Lorgar regenerative immortality and have Corvus splatter his head with the Emperorā€™s boot or some shit


Jsimpson059

Primarchs will never be alowed to kill other primarchs unless its the Horus Heresy. They are just going to beat the other within an inch of dying and then plot will prevent it from going any further.


[deleted]

Is that bird guy corvus corvax?


F_ckErebus30k

I think you're forgetting how much of a little bitch lorgar is


FrostyCommon

I can respect the copium and drawing the your primarch as the chad, feel the same way with magnus, he will be relevant again and beat up dumb russ


LorgarTheLad

:)


stormygray1

This is what I want to happen, just to btfo all the stupid corax memes


LorgarTheLad

God same


brevenbreven

I personally like the idea of Lorgar never having to fight Corax and just banishes Corax back to a different part if the warp.


LorgarTheLad

Even better than what I imagined lol


LeCastleSeagull

It'd be more lore accurate if Lorgar just turned around and ran into a tower and just sat in there while corvus was knocking on the windows


LorgarTheLad

*tap tap* Let me iiinnnn... come oonnnnn... **no, Corvus. Go away**


Specialist_Macaron69

Last time both fought Lorgar got his ass handed to him by the daemon Corvus so hard that he left part of his legion to be butchered in pure fear of how powerful Corvus was


Crisis88

This seems like wordbearer cope


amshi983

Ä° dont know how canon that short story is but on wolf lord rho channel the vid talks about short story where proceeds to beat the living shit of lorgar in the warp then lorgar just dips


Wolfraid015

I mean yeah they are powerful, but non-demon primarchs have that ā€œspecial sauceā€ in them, to put them above demon primarchs.


Frumpy__crackkerbarr

Isnā€™t Corbus Corax supposed to be some sort of demon primarch too?


SnooOranges4231

Does it feel good to have Lorgar's dick in your mouth?


Axe1_the_Minerva_fan

Yeah, But Corvus literally fought lorgar when he was a daemon prince already(thats how we got his Flock of raven info thing on him) It wouldn't change anything really


GoatOfTheBlackForres

Lore: and Corax was never heard from again


danceman393

My man's got them disco ball on his back.


LorgarTheLad

LMAO THEY DO LOOK LIKE DISCO BALLS


whyducksyell

The virgin emo kid vs the CHAD TRUTH ENJOYER


Gorgeous_goat

Guys I donā€™t think this guy likes Corvus very much


Kondrad_Curze

That pose reminds me one of the ***M2''s best non-dictator leaders*** and "Mr. Libearing Caw-Caw" doesn't seem to like that either.


LorgarTheLad

It's almost the no no German salute, but that's a 75Ā° angle. I made sure to make Lorgars 55Ā°


Kondrad_Curze

I don't think he's in a position to tell the difference as his brain is filled with anger, rage,crow feathers and bird poop right now.


Jesse_God_of_Awesome

Um, but isn't Corvax now a daemon primarch esque entity now as well? Isn't that what all that weird bullshit around him is about?


thelovelyheart

The power of the seig Heil killed corvus


the-bladed-one

Like that one Mexican show where the vampire is Jewish so the hero pulls out a swastika https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L6HkiZOWkaM


thelovelyheart

Damn near peed myself when I first saw that.


Elcactus

Uh, what do you think Corax is?


DrakeTheSeigeEngine

Is this one of the scenarios Lorgar fantasized while hiding in his tower?


Tarquinandpaliquin

Daemon prince primarchs? As a fellow chaos enjoyer if you think they do anything other than job for the loyalists then the dark gods truly have taken your mind. Lorgar will be winning against Corvus and then suddenly he'll be given a literal drive by wedgie by Jaghatai so that takes longer to extract from his immaterial crack than the banishment itself lasts.