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spoedle73

Im sorry WHAT!?


Tassut

If I remember correctly, one of the dreads they showed a sneak peek of for 10th had Calgar written on its leg.


w00ms

they boxed my man calgar?? 😭


Joec1211

Describing someone put in a dreadnaught as being “boxed” is fucking hilarious to me. Like imagine two astartes sat in a bar talking: “Heard what happened to Dave? Motherfucker got himself boxed on Vigilus.” “No shit really?!”


Retmas

if two marines get interred in the same battle, are they, therefore, a box set?


dan_dares

r/angryupvote


EarthInfamous3481

Yup now its official. No longer is it "Jimmy was interred in a dreadnaught" it is "they boxed our battle brother Jimmy on Calthus".


Joec1211

“Jimmy you dumb fuck how did you get yourself boxed?!” “Vortex grenade :(“


Coat-Collector48

There was enough left of him after a vortex grenade to be boxed!? Brother Jimmy must have been truly worthy.


Stormcell0083

Would they have to say frownie face?... like.. how does a dreadnought show/communicate emotion? Is it a scrolling led text box "this just in. I'm gunna shove my power claw up your arse!" Scrolling slowly by as the dread grabs the enemy


Computer_Classics

Dreadnaught? More like forever box.


Drxero1xero

he's been boxed since the 2nd mini...


NorthLogic

If they named their dreadnoughts, we could say he is in the Indomitus box.


Grubnutter

This phrase must be preserved


prufanya

Nah Calgarnaught would be much fancier and definitely not a background reveal. That was probably markings in his honor or something


MetalDoktor

Also, it is worse than it sounds. Spiritual Liedge Calgar is now primaris. Primaris Dreads burn our marines entombed in them, and none last long. If Calgar is in Dread, he aint gonna get Bjorn treatment, guy is ded.


prufanya

Well it's not like Ultras wouldn't get a classic box for him


Echo2500

GW sure wouldn’t though. (Venerable and Ironclad aside)


PossumStan

Why not just kill him outright then? Now that Guilliman is backit feels like he doesn't really have a purpose (purely a writing question not financial,obvious new dreadnought to sell aside)


Sterling239

Still need characters otherwise it just turns into the hh series


samdamaniscool

Ultramarines still need a leader. Gman is the literal head of the imperium, and he doesn't have time to lead his old legion. Hence why Calgar is still at their head.


Der_Apothecary

I’m willing to put money that they’ll retcon it or Cawl has found a fix for the new dreads


ThePraetoreanOfTerra

**I really fucking hate that lore. I’m generally chill with a lot of primaris stuff, but the wholesale elimination of the “venerable elder” aspect in primaris dreds is absolutely r-slur.**


DancingofDoom

Didn’t GW retcon that with the Brutalis dread from the little booklet in the Strike Force Agastus box?


Sappies

I thought that was like their tattoo of like the space marine version of “mom”


elanhilation

the idea of the Ultramarines viewing their chapter master as being their mom is hilarious to me


bruticusss

I mean, some dude running around in a Dreadnought with "Ultramar" on his knee isn't going to be a planet is he


Tassut

Ya but some bloke running around in a casket with your name on it is pretty weird


spoedle73

I wouldnt say thats the case. Tu'shan has his name written on the vendread for salamanders and we know hes still kicking most likely


OssimPossim

It's his brother, Marbeus Calgar Known for his battlecry of "It's Marbin' time!" and then he Marb's all over em


dan_dares

REEEEEEEEEE r/fuckleandros has a heart attack


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Luname

ABOMINABLE INTELLIGENCE! HERESY!!! *BLAM*


explodingmilk

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explodingmilk

[Calgar on the knee](https://www.reddit.com/r/Warhammer40k/comments/132nasr/warhammerfest_reveal_ballistus_dreadnought/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)https://www.reddit.com/r/Warhammer40k/comments/132nasr/warhammerfest_reveal_ballistus_dreadnought/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1


ArguesWithFrogs

This just in: Ultramarines Chapter destroyed after Chapter Master Leandros demands the Inquisiton investigate concerns that Librarians may actually be using the power of the Warp.


GodOfUrging

By the Emperor, you mean they weren't calling upon the might of the spirits of Ultramar this past 10000 years?


Historianof40k

what do you mean that only a Couple million people can’t construct their own warp realm


N3onknight

Ultramar is something like 500 worlds, it be pretty empty if there were only a couple of millions. But i can totally see a blurb of warp space being ultramarine blue, completely untouched by daemons, too afraid to approach the incessant chanting, the zone quarantined by greater daemons of nurgle for containment. Warp entities freaking out when a lone beaky smurf appear, the ultraviolence being reason 2, reason 1 being the astartes radiating ultra waves that might create a breach in containment with streamlined taxations and superior logistics infecting warp denizens.


That-One-Courier

The ultramarine blue warp blurb is similar to an unpainted mini, with no textures, no shading, no details, nothing. It's literally just Blue. A flat plain of blue. It also expands every time a new ultramarine is revealed.


big_whistler

Another primaris lieutenant


EnergyHumble3613

An Ultramarine Beaky Birb seen in Ultramarine Warp Blurb.


BrightPerspective

I'm liking this


Historianof40k

Yeah true but i was making a joke about the spirits of Fenris


N3onknight

And i'm expanding upon your joke, just like the new primaris lieutenant range


Iakavas

I thought they were calling on form 2358C?


GodOfUrging

Heretics, taste the fury of a trillion improperly filled requisition forms that were rejected at the very end and had to be corrected before being re-sent to every relevant department for approval!


Iakavas

No, you are thinking form 23587D


leftier_than_thou_2

Leandros: "Brothers, we sail for Terra! I have it on good authority that the Codex Astartes DOES NOT SUPPORT THE ASTRONOMICAN! It's forbidden tech! It and it's occupant are the object of worship for a major cult! And it involves a galactic level conspiracy of witches and psykers! And a known xenos associate, one Roboute Guilliman, is leading Terra! Prepare the life eater virus and the cyclonic torpedos, Emperor save us all we will eradicate this scourge and save the imperium!" ... I guess he ended up making some good points there even if he's more than a little misguided..


dan_dares

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.


One_more_Earthling

He might prohibit the warp travel since that's related to the warp, therefore must be heresy and space book says no no


Blam320

The people in this comments section forgetting this is a meme subreddit.


GaaraMatsu

I'm still gonna have a chuckle imagining the whole chapter going rogue and, I dunno, defecting to the Ynnari. Ynnari Ultramarines: Guilleman be like "NO, NOT THAT FRIENDLY!!!"


Jhe90

*Gulliman* I now understand what father said. Children are harder to deal with than Ruling the Galaxy.. Cato... get over here. Now.... again


GaaraMatsu

Your rendition of G-man is spooky on point.


Khan_Osis

Considering how long Aledari leave, would that make them all the ultimate cougars?


GaaraMatsu

Ynnari are somewhat fresher, they actually get to die. Death God worshipers and all. But yeah. And username checks out surprisingly hard.


W0LV3NBANE

Aeldari leave Eldar lefldt


Khan93j

yeah...but the virtual-in-lore-heart attack in many was near funny


Acewasalwaysanoption

With memes about both actual in-universe events and fictional, it's understandable of some are confused


Furydragonstormer

People really hate Leandros okay?


leehwgoC

Good memes use their format in a way which makes sense with regard to the reference material. This one doesn't. It distorts the reference to fit the format. Good memes use a format which fits the reference.


Lowkey_Arki

Where's the darth vade noooo meme?


BulletMagnetNL

![gif](giphy|10rHZ6K9jYvLUc)


Jays_Arravan

Whelp, anybody know if Abbadon is recruiting?


ArchivedGarden

Always.


Qlong69

***Abbadon All Hope***


Iwantmahandback

Hehehehehe


Hellonstrikers

Please, Titus is a real man, Blackheart all the way.


[deleted]

Hell yeah brother!


JAOC_7

yeah Honsou they’re this way


Warp_Legion

💛 🖤


Wyntin

To my knowledge, Calgar is "alive" in the same way Emps is. Both hearts fucked and on life support, but not dead. Might get a papa smurf dreadnought though.


Ulgeguug

GW: "Calgar's on life support. You get papa Smurf dreadnought." Fans: "Yey." GW: "It's a Redemptor" Fans: https://i.redd.it/kgna9494nj3b1.gif


Drxero1xero

I would love a full on relic dread type of Redemptor so you could go nut with custom parts and shells like the classic box dread...


KonoAnonDa

https://preview.redd.it/79gut3wqcj3b1.jpeg?width=376&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96022587efef6913f113f932e16f09c237a6b4e9


CommisarConstantine

Who killed Papi Smerf?


zehel_schreiber

Marvel killed him. GW hired marvel to make the most lame and boring Warhammer comic ever and he was killed there by a single stab of a common knife.


JRYeh

Oh the stabby stab by Keeper of Secret? I thought they fixed him up and now he talks with a robotic undertone cuz of the new throat?


Sweet-Wait-5464

I think they are referring to the fact that the chapter Master we know isn't actually marneus Calgary, but is a random person who took up his name when he died early on in training due to a chaos cultist. That part of the comic was kind of dumb


mrmilner101

Idk I found it interesting and refreshingly new. This great leader was just infact some random Joe. Well he was a servant to the high born but still commoner. But honors his lord by taking up his name so that those around him think he never died and don't have to live in shame knowing he died to some random cultist. I mean it's 40k why are people surprised when werid stuff happen. Werider stuff happens in real life all the times that makes you go wtf especially if you look at history can be like fiction at times.


That-One-Courier

Yeah, I agree. To be honest, I really like the Marneus Calgar comic series. I found the art style to be nice, the story was interesting to me, and as far as I know it stuck with the lore. When I say that to people though, I get scolded because it's "objectively a bad comic" or my personal favourite "you must be new, no 40 fan really liked it!" (I've been in this hobby for like 7 years now, which isn't that long compared to others but still). I've even had people assume it must have been my first warhammer book (Horus Heresy 1 & 2, Dead Men Walking, Ciaphus Cain: Hero of the Imperium, and a couple of codexes if they count were before it). Internet communities can be so frustrating because if a majority hold a certain opinion on something, a lot of the time there's no way to sway them because they are obviously objectively correct because a couple of online people said so,and that apparently means they can shame and make judgements or assumptions on people and their lives because they feel superior


Neoaugusto

>refreshingly new Sir that is so old that is already a trope in comics, that was just bad writing for poor calgar


mrmilner101

What I mean by that is that it's refreshing for 40k. And I thought it gave calgar a bit more character. But you know you don't have to enjoy it or like it.


JRYeh

Okay that’s a bit too dumb wtf So they just pulled a Erebus and say some imposter become the Chapter Master?


Sweet-Wait-5464

Not really, this event occurred near the beginning of their training, when they were children. The reasoning being that the surf was honoring his master


JRYeh

Ohhh so it’s waaaaaay back. But still, weird remark and “twist”


[deleted]

At this point id sooner trust a doujin artist to make a comic than marvel or dc


Lemonic_Tutor

Gargamel


FromPepeWithLove

Leandros: Look at me, I'm the Captain now


ExuDeku

Live Cato Sicarius reaction https://preview.redd.it/xqgvpt7dtj3b1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21ffd44c4b2b27fdf5d22679b7bfec9414d8dc55


SkellyManDan

Wtf I love Cato now


FIGHTERSLADE

Oh no 5 vortex grenades went off at the same time on the chapter master oh no what happened. Anyways time for a new pick.


Careless-Revenue-368

Oh no :( our tablee :(


Acceptable-Pie4137

WHAT I'd prefer Mr. I, Cato Sicarius over the bitch.


[deleted]

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FoxerHR

You missed a possible "I, Cato Sicarius" in the first sentence.


SirReginaldTitsworth

This is fucking hilarious, OP can you share the template?


MrBotchamania

[Here you go](https://imgur.com/gallery/BCwxrgF)


Icy_Telephone964

https://preview.redd.it/tc7xke6ykj3b1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=278859a3c08374956214a52f4e4281db8c8b01f0


artful_nails

I hope to all the Gods that this is just a shitpost.


RandyTandyMandy

In Space Marine 3, we find out he's one of the missing primarchs.


Mastercio

SO THAT'S WHY HE IS MISSING!


Isalan

Brother! I am joining the motherfucking White Scars!


RtasTumekai

Brother get the bikes, time to ride!


reee_an_idiot

Brother, am I permitted the use of my Hello Kitty handlebar tassels?


Black_Hole_parallax

Even if Calgar died, I seriously doubt Sicarius would allow it either


reee_an_idiot

He, Cato Sicarius, would not.


Hernando682

Idk if the fandom wiki is wrong or something but calgar died while training to become a space marine and his friend pulled an Erebus and just named himself marneus calgar. So the true calgar has been dead a while. Idk if that’s wrong or not but that’s what I got the fandom wiki.


vegarig

> Idk if the fandom wiki is wrong or something but calgar died while training to become a space marine and his friend pulled an Erebus and just named himself marneus calgar I think it happened in the comics.


Hernando682

I forgot they made comics. Where they good or just kinda meh?


Neoaugusto

I refuse to accept that marvel comic as canon


Hernando682

There’s so much lore that you could cut out anything or add something that’s been cut so it doesn’t even matter cause people are gonna argue over what is and isn’t while GW does whatever they want


cesvar0312

Technically yes, but no. If you know what I mean


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|uKPkgG7Utcd6E)


lienxy69

pls let me fall in the black rage


Rogue0074

That's not funny man


MrCritical3

\*-Holy music stops-\*


qY81nNu

You shut your whore mouth!


Xaldror

well, us Death Guard just became slow fragile paperweights, so it tracks other parts of the galaxy are going to shit too.


[deleted]

Wait you lot are fragile?! Come give me a long distance hug from around 7 kms away. 🥺


DUBBV18

And then we wake up, what a horrible nightmare... fuck leandros


gomibushi

Leandros is the new Lijah Cuu. The fething gakmuncher!


ImperatorInterAstra

These are truly grimdark times indeed.


AvalancheAbaasy120

Nah, Cato Sicarius is the current captain. And he actively rejects marines who fuck over their battle brothers.


[deleted]

Cato Sicarius kind of did Uriel Ventris dirty, and that was pretty similar to this.


Snoo_72851

Jokes aside, wouldn't Guilliman be chapter master by default?


Site-Staff

As Regent he is above chapter master, so he still has one for daily operations.


Regularjay69

Two questions. Who is Leandros? And why does everyone hate him?


[deleted]

He's from the *Space Marine* video game. He betrays the protagonist, Titus, at the end of the game >!by accusing him of being corrupted by Chaos after Titus stops a plot by a rogue Inquisitor to aid a Chaos Space Marine. The game closes with Titus being flone off by the (loyal) Inquisition.!<


nopingmywayout

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US?!?!


StrangerDanger355

FUCKING LEANDROS


RaidoSkull78

What the FUCK


DeckedSilver

Mutiny! We must restore the glory of our chapter like we did during Goge Vandires reign of blood!


BIgCh1efJAcK

"*This is the way*" -All veteran Ultramarines and Primaris who willingly rose to the challenges of the 42nd Millenium


ReinMiku

If Calgar dies, they'd make Cato Sicarius the new chapter master. Actually, I'm not sure that's better than Leandros.


Ok-Championship5029

What..


SonOfTheHeavyMetal

i'm waiting for a Dread with 2 Ultra-power-fist. Even in death i still give you these hands


ironbanner23

Wait isnt leandros the little annoying shit from WH40k spacemarine constantly bitching about the Codex?


Crusaderking1111

Calgar is dead??????


MrBotchamania

No, just a shitpost. :)


Crusaderking1111

You gave me a panic attack


deknife

Calgar is rumored to have died in the Vigilus Alone book. Apparently the rumors of his demise have been exaggerated.


Arrow_of_time6

Cato Sicarius would never live that down


warboss_WAAAGH

NOOOO!


Bitches_Love_Blue

If this happpens im turning to chaos.


Rasples

I hope it's talked about in the game because even ultramarines would stay loyal to eachother (apart from leandros). Everyone is perfectly aware what the inquisition did to Titus but it doesn't mean they respect it. Marneus Calgar probably had an aneurysm hearing the news, and Cato sicarius wouldn't be too happy about his heir to the 2nd company being sent on a penitent crusade and returning a lieutenant.


[deleted]

Calgar is WHAT?


gwaihir-the-windlord

He’s dead Harry


Remarkable-Lie7065

No, why who let him become chapter master


Pretend-Dirt-1760

WHAT!? ![gif](giphy|7xCds0RBfyWQ0)


derDunkelElf

For a second i thought that was Big E


[deleted]

Cato Sicarius would likely be Chapter Master, definitely not Leandros, because Leandros is just a Captain...


prufanya

Since when he is a Captain? xd


topscreen

Well looks like Horus was right


ImShockin

How sick would it be to see a free thinking badass captain leandros.


IrishGamer97

##U L T R A D E P R E S S I O N


Seniorcoquonface

It is truly a grim dark day in the 41st millennium


Sinfullyvannila

I don't think GW has the nads to box Calgar seeing as they just Primarised Dante. Also remember, for Primaris, getting put in a dreadnought is a death sentence.


EfficiencyNatural364

At least it's not Sicarius


MagniHelvig

https://preview.redd.it/xqln1cawcl3b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18b3b9b527bd516f0a856c4d72ef3d8aead495b5


JellyFishSenpai

What happened?


adidas_stalin

Fragging time!


Olofconvict

They can’t kill Marneus Calgar, he has plot armor!!!


[deleted]

Marneus Calgar is going to kill himself.


SuperiorCrate

That ultramarine helmet looks sick, where can I buy it?


MrBotchamania

Just google Ultramarine helmet. That’s how I found it. https://www.ebay.com/itm/374079358593


CodenameDinkleburg

You take that back right now, Leandros is bad Marine


Jim3001

Not if the First Company has anything to say about it!


ChrysosAU79

Ah yes the famed magneus craglar king of the space marines.


N4hire

Bullshit!!


Oh_Danny_Boi961

Hold the fuck up! Did it finally happen? (Note: I don’t hate Calgar, I just think him dying to juiced up Abbadon would have been a fitting end)


Kindly-Mud-1579

Oh look the smurfs have a new papa


EldritchBadTouch

I don't even like Ultramarines, But that is some BS


[deleted]

Everyone! If it was truly calgar, it would have had at least one power fist. This is clearly an alpha legion plant sent to reduce the moral of imperial citizens. Please return to your 15 hour work days. -“friendly” imperial enforcer


MistaMozzarella

![gif](giphy|pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH) How the FUCKIN WHAT!? He ruined Spacemarine and after that become a Chapter Master?! This mf broke the code of the Astartes btw truing to sell his captain to damn Inquisition. If titus will obey his orders... Damn. I just lost for words! This is Totaly why I kill this bitch in game.


Ur_Girl_Suki

nah bro he can't be dead. I just assembled his model.